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Uncle Steezo
09-13-2009, 09:38 PM
We never got an explaination. why did you go to the police?


did you feel like your life was threatened?
if so, why did you post your address?

what did you tell the cops?

did they laugh?

what was the charge?

where is the line drawn?

would i be wrong to call the police because you have sent me text msgs and pics of your blow holes?

if no, what do i tell the police and what charges should i press?





has anyone else went to the police over something that even a 6year old could deal with on his own?




last question.

what happened in your life that turned you into a bitch?

my guess is that its genetic but i have no proof. just an assumption.




now enjoy the complete "when it gets real" collection as we wait forever for TSA to answer these questions and more.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/TALKINGONTHEPHONE.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/sharone.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/shaq.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Bennysleeping.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Africa-Maasaiphone-1.jpg

SKAMPOE
09-13-2009, 09:48 PM
buhahahahahha

Steve Urkel
09-13-2009, 09:53 PM
hahahahahaahahahhaha

I am dying over here!

admiral atlas
09-13-2009, 09:55 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NpINLHeo8rM/RtLc9_jONtI/AAAAAAAAFos/bzmdpFy9BhM/s400/Kim+jong+il+5.jpg
hahahaha.

Lex Lugor
09-13-2009, 10:30 PM
hmmm.. i didnt find that quite as funny

Uncle Steezo
09-13-2009, 10:43 PM
hmmm.. i didnt find that quite as funny
damn! i knew i should have made a gif with tsa's head popping up.
you live and learn

Lex Lugor
09-13-2009, 10:44 PM
animated is the way to go nowadays
quit grabbing it and step ya game up

Uncle Steezo
09-13-2009, 10:51 PM
dude i invented the wucorp pshop game. i am your god. your jordan. your africaa bambaataa.

Lex Lugor
09-13-2009, 10:55 PM
time for me to body my sensei
ive surpassed him

Uncle Steezo
09-13-2009, 11:09 PM
i have ascended beyond the physical plane.
untouchable.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x291/frances1954/astral/astral_projection.jpg


but if you want to vader the kenobi, then pull out your saber my young apprentice.(yes homo)

TSA
09-13-2009, 11:24 PM
why would I friend request and african american girl, LMAO!
they're fucking hideous LOL and poor LOL

SKAMPOE
09-13-2009, 11:33 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/pcpsymphonyofthemicpost-comingsoonf.png

Uncle Steezo
09-13-2009, 11:38 PM
why would I friend request and african american girl, LMAO!
they're fucking hideous LOL and poor LOL


arent you on welfare?
this is the ugly black tsa right?


anyway...
we are waiting.
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PWO2349.jpg

DJMethods
09-13-2009, 11:54 PM
Welcome to 1986.

Probably typed that rocking a flat top.

Poetic Wun
09-14-2009, 02:29 AM
the "told my sister..." pic was funny

TSA
09-14-2009, 03:44 AM
i'll just take ur word for it on the funny part. Idk if im bias but its not funny, like none of it
i've seen funny tsa jokes, like Art's college girl meets TSA thread, but this isn't funny, and he's said all of this, like, a lot.

he's angry cause i fine african american women ugly and unfeminine and prefer dainty classier significantly more attractive african women.
and dat wite gurl, ehoElz
and chink and spic hoes and shit.

oh, and me and his ex girlfriend were closer then him and his ex girlfriend when they were going out (an online relationship LOL even though they know each other in real life LOL and dont live far apart LOL)

SID
09-14-2009, 04:15 AM
i have ascended beyond the physical plane.
untouchable.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x291/frances1954/astral/astral_projection.jpg


but if you want to vader the kenobi, then pull out your saber my young apprentice.(yes homo)


Your a joke gavin.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-14-2009, 05:30 AM
Didn't this happen 2 or 3 years ago?

5hundred&one
09-14-2009, 08:28 AM
ignoring the entire first post,

did tsa really call the police on a wu-corp member for sending him a magazine?

someone enlighten me.

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-14-2009, 09:17 AM
why are old threads being bumped?


oh wait...

Art Vandelay
09-14-2009, 10:23 AM
dude i invented the wucorp pshop game.

great accomplishment.

i've seen funny tsa jokes, like Art's college girl meets TSA thread.


i am a genius, aren't i?

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67533

awww, are you trying to butter me up to get on my good side, little buddy? i have to admit i do have a soft spot for you. ok, i'll give you a little reprieve for a couple of days.

food for thought
09-14-2009, 10:26 AM
lol

funny shit




Poetic, that sig ur rocking is sick as fuck son!!!

Uncle Steezo
09-14-2009, 01:03 PM
ignoring the entire first post,

did tsa really call the police on a wu-corp member for sending him a magazine?

someone enlighten me.


YES.


we can bury this topic once i know why he went to the police.


stop avoiding the topic.


anwer the question.

Robert
09-14-2009, 01:07 PM
What if he never says anything? The consequences could be catastrophic.

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-14-2009, 01:13 PM
For every post I write, its 25 to life
Yo, its a must the cops we trust safeguardin my life

Uncle Steezo
09-14-2009, 01:18 PM
What if he never says anything? The consequences could be catastrophic.


as in i will keep bringing it up catastrophic?



YES.

TSA
09-14-2009, 01:50 PM
keep bringing it up?
the humiliation..

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-14-2009, 01:57 PM
If you don't respond to my questions I'm going to keep asking you until I get an answer.

If I don't get an answer I'll just keep asking.

We are serious on the internet. That is what we are.

Uncle Steezo
09-14-2009, 02:07 PM
slothly is sinfully deadly.

so why did you call the police?

was it as a joke or were you serious or did your mom make you do it against your will?

JASPER
09-14-2009, 02:12 PM
why would i friend request and african american girl, lmao!
They're fucking hideous lol and poor lolomg it's charles jones!

Uncle Steezo
09-14-2009, 02:15 PM
the real point is that tsa might call the police on one of yall.i think its fair to understand what is and what is not "legal"

he has made deliberate efforts to cross the threshold between online and real life with me. similar to what gen wise did.
should i contact the police?

Visionz
09-14-2009, 02:19 PM
slothly is sinfully deadly.

so why did you call the police?

was it as a joke or were you serious or did your mom make you do it against your will?

threatened to cutoff his foodstamp maybe?

Slothy Fitzpatrick
09-14-2009, 02:20 PM
the real point is that tsa might call the police on one of yall.i think its fair to understand what is and what is not "legal"

thats wat happens when we pick up emcees with inflated egos damn near ready to bust, dat shit is the werst, sin only goes hard when the mics on, so we stompin him out wit timberland boots n no socks on!

he has made deliberate efforts to cross the threshold between online and real life with me. similar to what gen wise did.
should i contact the police?



*Gets ready to post link to Sound Feory*

I think you should call the police, Imakhu.

Love,

SLOTHY.

SID
09-14-2009, 02:29 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/9rnnk6.jpg

Uncle Steezo
09-14-2009, 02:43 PM
threatened to cutoff his foodstamp maybe?


this makes sense. how can an indigent immigrant family afford such things as magazines.

but he said it was fraudulent anyway.

considering the state of the economy, should i call the police and report this misuse of our american tax dollars? i mean if the nigga needs food, there is always USA for Africa.

PALEFORCE
09-14-2009, 04:03 PM
why would I friend request and african american girl, LMAO!
they're fucking hideous LOL and poor LOL

lol says the dude that slaves for 9 bucks an hour gets wic, lives off his parents, and looks like he got smacked in the face with a shovel

PALEFORCE
09-14-2009, 04:19 PM
hahhahaahha i just found out what this thread is about. i think his parents threatened to cut off his allowance if he didnt notify the authorities

IrOnMaN
09-14-2009, 04:43 PM
Lol at this thread

Steve Urkel
09-14-2009, 04:54 PM
hahhahaahha i just found out what this thread is about. i think his parents threatened to cut off his allowance if he didnt notify the authorities

lmao.


Wow TSA answer the question.


Why did you call the police?

Lex Lugor
09-14-2009, 05:39 PM
dont tempt us tissa
























http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9899/illdoitcopy.jpg

Uncle Steezo
09-14-2009, 06:58 PM
yeah i know its old news but for a person who blogs his whole life on wucorp, derek has left this topic unjustly unbloggerized.

why didnt we get a "so i went to the police station..." thread?

Art Vandelay
09-14-2009, 10:54 PM
from http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56194


here's the real break down from the only non bias source on the website

wise said something i dont remember
an e-beef broke out
a mentioned he wasn't important
hes been ban 12+ times and comes back talking about how wucorp is lame
afghans failed, blah blah

wise mentioned
i put too much effort in posts
nigeria sucks
aids, blah blah


we went back and forth for a while, kinda like a skampoe v me thing, only i noticed he was acutally taking everything to heart, and i overestimated his funny cause i went a long time thinking he was huggah

he made a thread with my address phone number, sisters name, dads name, employment history ect. ect.

i felt the family information was out of line, as it has been on this website in the past and will continue to be because nobody of healthy mental status should take insults of the internet that seriously

i reported the act after giving him a warning to remove all of my family's personal information

i have no problem with my own information as Big Risk, palehorse, stylemaster, and bigben has all called my phone and it was nuttin but love for ya baby


but heyzues was getting really desperate and it went from funny ebeef to psychotic attempt to get up and beee somebody.


then he requested he be banned and his account be deleted with his posts

and it happened.

then Art remembered i made him a joke on the internet/relevant not to long ago in an insulting manner, and brought up the situation.

everyone that i have insulted and didn't get over it proceeded to post









oh, and the thread got deleted cause it was literally illegal.

Uncle Steezo
09-14-2009, 11:14 PM
that thread was nice but we still have no mention of the police.

why the police?

what were the charges?

who's idea was it?

did TSA's dad really lose his corporate toilet cleaning job over this?

REAL TALK HIS FAMILY BIZ IS BATHROOM CLEANING FOR OFFICES.

Uncle Steezo
09-15-2009, 04:25 PM
hump

Uncle Steezo
09-16-2009, 01:41 PM
jump

IrOnMaN
09-16-2009, 02:24 PM
}:|................

Lol at third attempt.

Uncle Steezo
09-16-2009, 02:41 PM
this thread will not go away.
notice how TSA has avoided gen chat like deoderant since i made it.
this thread is like RAID for nigerian roaches.

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-16-2009, 02:53 PM
you've bumped a thread three times in 24 hours even though everyone else is obviously uninterested.

your love/hate for igbo men has got you disrespecting yourself.

TSA
09-16-2009, 03:05 PM
Hey stylemaster, can you stop destroying me and making me feel severe degrees of pain and shit, its like, ruining my life. your destroying and killing me and its ruining my fucking life.
with this thread.
i've like, not been the same and shit.
with this thread.
you have reversed the short comings of your life and made your former reltationship with a real life woman not internet based. Your son admires you now and your allowed to see him at will. Your no living off your dad. Your a winner and everyones loves and respects you and your creative views.
with this thread.

PALEFORCE
09-16-2009, 03:12 PM
yea so...why did you call the cops again?

Visionz
09-16-2009, 04:24 PM
yea so...why did you call the cops again?
he's side-stepping the fuck outta the question itself ain't he. I mean fuck he could've just lied and say he didn't call no cops, which he isn't which makes me believe that he did.


And man, for someone who just loves callin people pusseh to be callin cops over magazine subscriptions :? ;( wow

PALEFORCE
09-16-2009, 04:27 PM
yea he cant lie about because he did it. but his reputation for being reputable is shit anyway so its probably his easiest way out.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
09-16-2009, 04:27 PM
I don't know. If some crazy Arab dude starts sending me unsolicited packages in the mail, Im going straight to the FBI.

I ain't bout to get jihaded in 09

Art Vandelay
09-16-2009, 04:28 PM
yea so...why did you call the cops again?



from http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=56194


here's the real break down from the only non bias source on the website

wise said something i dont remember
an e-beef broke out
a mentioned he wasn't important
hes been ban 12+ times and comes back talking about how wucorp is lame
afghans failed, blah blah

wise mentioned
i put too much effort in posts
nigeria sucks
aids, blah blah


we went back and forth for a while, kinda like a skampoe v me thing, only i noticed he was acutally taking everything to heart, and i overestimated his funny cause i went a long time thinking he was huggah

he made a thread with my address phone number, sisters name, dads name, employment history ect. ect.

i felt the family information was out of line, as it has been on this website in the past and will continue to be because nobody of healthy mental status should take insults of the internet that seriously

i reported the act after giving him a warning to remove all of my family's personal information

i have no problem with my own information as Big Risk, palehorse, stylemaster, and bigben has all called my phone and it was nuttin but love for ya baby


but heyzues was getting really desperate and it went from funny ebeef to psychotic attempt to get up and beee somebody.


then he requested he be banned and his account be deleted with his posts

and it happened.

then Art remembered i made him a joke on the internet/relevant not to long ago in an insulting manner, and brought up the situation.

everyone that i have insulted and didn't get over it proceeded to post









oh, and the thread got deleted cause it was literally illegal.

Visionz
09-16-2009, 04:29 PM
I don't know. If some crazy Arab dude starts sending me unsolicited packages in the mail, Im going straight to the FBI.

I ain't bout to get jihaded in 09
technically speaking though, wouldn't it be Igbo Life and Cosmo that sent the package. General Wise just put 'em on order.

Visionz
09-16-2009, 04:32 PM
the first time this went around I thought this

i reported the act

meant he sent an email to Eng not, I dialed 911 on his ass.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
09-16-2009, 04:35 PM
technically speaking though, wouldn't it be Igbo Life and Cosmo that sent the package. General Wise just put 'em on order.

That's a valid point.

And being that they were magazines, they probably weren't in any kind of packaging, MAYBE a clear cellophane.

Regardless, I might still be a little worried about Anthrax powder or something.

GENERAL WISE
09-16-2009, 04:35 PM
panic attacks

Steve Urkel
09-16-2009, 04:50 PM
Maybe he was afraid it would be one of those letter bombs?

Uncle Steezo
09-16-2009, 04:52 PM
you did this to yourself. now you tryna blame me for your own pussiness?

just answer the question.
why did you call the cops?

this thread should be stickied until he answers the question.







pandemic is my newest and bestest dick rodeo clown.

keep buckin cowboy.
http://newsnet14.com/images/cowboy.jpg

Uncle Steezo
09-16-2009, 04:57 PM
ART, that doesn't answer the question. stop posting that.
the question is, why the police? and what was the charge?

as i understand it all the info was of PUBLIC RECORD.
once he posted his personal info he had no case.
which tells me he lied to the cops.
i mean honestly what could he have charged wise with?
wise did nothing that a junk mailer or telemarketer does all day every day.

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-16-2009, 07:09 PM
why are you so fixated on this lol

Steve Urkel
09-16-2009, 07:13 PM
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Grabbing It

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Join Date: Dec 2008
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smh

EAGLE EYE
09-16-2009, 07:54 PM
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Grabbing It

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Join Date: Dec 2008
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smh




http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/thehangover_kenjeong02.jpg

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahahahha hahahah



its funny cuz he say he 40!

Uncle Steezo
09-16-2009, 08:14 PM
why are you so fixated on this lol
prolly the same reason u r fixated on me.

i'm fascinated and i cant for the life of me, wrap my head around it.

put yourself in duru's shoes.... i send a magazine to your house.
would calling the police cross your mind?
if yes, tell me why.
if no, arent you curious to why he did?

it also has some interesting implications.
if his 911 call threshold is an unsolicited magazine, then does that mean that any act above that is police worthy?

would calling duru a name to his face force him to call the cops?
what about:
tying his shoelaces together
having consensual sex with his sister
cutting him off on the freeway
sinking his battleship
doing a unblockable juggle combo on streetfighter 4
forgetting his fries at the McD drive thru

EAGLE EYE
09-16-2009, 08:17 PM
"doing a unblockable juggle combo on streetfighter 4"



lawlz

Uncle Steezo
09-16-2009, 08:21 PM
you've obviously never faced Gouken.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Gouken_%28Street_Fighter_IV%29.PNG

Lex Lugor
09-16-2009, 08:54 PM
hmm...

Uncle Steezo
09-17-2009, 01:05 PM
sprays some more igbo repellant...

Lex Lugor
09-17-2009, 02:08 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/customavatars/avatar62622_9.gif

Uncle Steezo
09-17-2009, 03:24 PM
the new title is crow approved.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/11312637204984b644ba4ec.gif

IrOnMaN
09-17-2009, 03:36 PM
^^That niggerish look on his face is highly annoying.

Lex Lugor
09-17-2009, 03:48 PM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/herutop.jpg

^^ vv older than the hillz!>@

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/herubot.jpg

SID
09-17-2009, 03:55 PM
I salute the mod who changed this thread title.

Uncle Steezo
09-17-2009, 03:55 PM
eh i just got sick of the AVP. and since i'm doing the KMT spheres threads....


but rest assured new crack is cooking on the pot. get your glass stem ready.

Uncle Steezo
09-17-2009, 03:57 PM
I salute the mod who changed this thread title.


me too.
"dick" in the title multiplies the views by 10.
i see you came in.

Steve Urkel
09-17-2009, 03:58 PM
^^That niggerish look on his face is highly annoying.

co-sign

SID
09-17-2009, 03:59 PM
No i just wanted to see people make a mockery of you.

Lex Lugor
09-17-2009, 04:07 PM
you are doing a bang up job

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-17-2009, 04:14 PM
the new title is crow approved.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/11312637204984b644ba4ec.gif


hahahahaha
because you have a say in the matter.
you would say "thank you for killing that monsquito that landed on my face" to a dude after he knocked you out to try to deflect humiliation.

Uncle Steezo
09-17-2009, 04:52 PM
wtf are you talking about?
you try so hard vajayjay but really go nowhere with whatever you are trying to do.


keep rididn tho. keep ridin.

Steve Urkel
09-17-2009, 05:04 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/43105-3/Tribadism_tribbing.gif

Uncle Steezo
09-17-2009, 05:29 PM
http://memeparty.com/i/819d8c661ed74439753e230d3725cb0b.jpg

Cee Oh Vee
09-17-2009, 05:42 PM
why would I friend request and african american girl, LMAO!
they're fucking hideous LOL and poor LOL

CharlesJones secondary.

Oh, sorry; it's TSA.

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-17-2009, 07:41 PM
wtf are you talking about?
you try so hard vajayjay but really go nowhere with whatever you are trying to do.


keep rididn tho. keep ridin.

:no:

Uncle Steezo
09-18-2009, 12:21 AM
:no:
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/pwned.gif

Uncle Steezo
09-18-2009, 12:22 AM
so TSA why did you call the police and what were the charges?

beautifulrock
09-18-2009, 12:40 AM
http://memeparty.com/i/819d8c661ed74439753e230d3725cb0b.jpg
quaid!!!! Lol

Uncle Steezo
09-18-2009, 01:31 AM
hahahahah!
naw thats BENNY! the cab driver.

Uncle Steezo
09-18-2009, 04:58 PM
bump for those that think its safe to get back in the water.


why did you call the police and what was the charge?

EAGLE EYE
12-09-2009, 01:19 PM
please make more of these shittycaption photo freds, they are truly entertaining.