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Steve Urkel
09-15-2009, 08:38 PM
What hand do you beat tha meat with.

PALEFORCE
09-15-2009, 08:49 PM
i used the right since i was like 6 but by the time i became a full fledge man my dick was as crooked as ghostlaced teeth so now i use the left in hope of evening it back over the years.

Bobby_Digital72
09-15-2009, 09:17 PM
^^lol

Uncle Steezo
09-15-2009, 09:34 PM
i use both at the same time.
this tech is only for the LONG beach residents.

5hundred&one
09-15-2009, 09:48 PM
both,

I have a patented butter churn motion that works good, if you can master it.

once you get the technique it's like you hired a team of experts.

Crackhead Bob
09-15-2009, 09:54 PM
I go right 9/10ths of the way than switch to a superfast lefty doody for the home stretch

Marwan
09-15-2009, 10:01 PM
I have an even better question, what kind of man are u for asking other men which hand do they use to jack off with and better yet all yall niggas who actually responded and let this nigga know is some suspect faggots....

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09-15-2009, 10:06 PM
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Suspect faggots?

JASPER
09-15-2009, 10:46 PM
i used the right since i was like 6 but by the time i became a full fledge man my dick was as crooked as ghostlaced teeth so now i use the left in hope of evening it back over the years.haahahaaa!

dbdavidwu4ever
09-16-2009, 02:50 AM
I use the right, but then since I go pretty fast and it gets tired, I start to lose sense of my right hand so I switch to my left while I regain feeling on my right.

TSA
09-16-2009, 05:26 AM
I use my right cause im right handed, and often both but not as often as before, using my left for some reason cuts off that personal feel.


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Chris Cristofori
09-16-2009, 08:22 AM
HOW WE MASTURBATE http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mW14969.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mM15073.gif Techniques for masturbation, like most aspects of sexuality, vary greatly from person to person. Each of us has a unique set of images, thoughts, odors (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=107#), objects, and positions that arouse us. There is no right and wrong way to masturbate, and no one should feel ashamed or strange because they masturbate in a different way than their peers.
Men tend to masturbate by stimulating their penises with their hand. Most men move their hand in an up and down motion on the shaft and glans of the penis, with variations on the tightness of the grip and the speed of the motion.
http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mMl3.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mMl4.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mMl2.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mPlasticVag.gifThe speed generally increases as orgasm approaches and slows/stops during orgasm. Males may also stimulate their penises by rubbing against objects, or by thrusting their penis into various objects (e.g., wide-mouthed bottle, plastic sandwich bag, or even plastic vaginas – with or without fake public hair (http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/HowMasturbate.htm#). A few males are able to perform auto-fellatio (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=462) on themselves (this is a popular topic on our masturbation bulletin board).
Women tend to masturbate by stroking, rubbing, or applying pressure to clitoris, mons, or labia. Typically, females apply generalized pressure to the genital area while lying, sitting, or standing. While many use fingers for stimulation, others rub against pillows, towels, or other objects.
http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mWl1.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mWl2.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mWl3.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mVibrator.gifSome women exert pressure on the clitoris by crossing their legs and squeezing their thighs (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=107#) together or they run flowing water over the genital area while in the bathtub or shower. Some women may use objects that can be inserted or rubbed on their genitals (e.g., vibrator, dildo). Females often achieve orgasm within two to five minutes of masturbation.
Many individuals, males and females alike, use lubricants to enhance their masturbating experience. These lubricants include saliva, soap, lotions, oils, K-Y jelly, water, and cowper’s gland fluid (“pre-cum”). Water-based lubricants such as saliva and KY jelly are the least irritating and chaffing to sensitive genital skin (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=107#).

AcidPhosphate69
09-16-2009, 05:52 PM
Sometimes I walk around my house and smash it into the corners of walls and doors. I have many calluses.

Steve Urkel
09-16-2009, 05:59 PM
I use sandpaper when rubbing to get 100% stimulation

AcidPhosphate69
09-16-2009, 06:14 PM
I tie strings around the head and make it talk like a puppet.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-16-2009, 08:33 PM
HOW WE MASTURBATE http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mW14969.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mM15073.gif Techniques for masturbation, like most aspects of sexuality, vary greatly from person to person. Each of us has a unique set of images, thoughts, odors (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=107#), objects, and positions that arouse us. There is no right and wrong way to masturbate, and no one should feel ashamed or strange because they masturbate in a different way than their peers.
Men tend to masturbate by stimulating their penises with their hand. Most men move their hand in an up and down motion on the shaft and glans of the penis, with variations on the tightness of the grip and the speed of the motion.
http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mMl3.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mMl4.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mMl2.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mPlasticVag.gifThe speed generally increases as orgasm approaches and slows/stops during orgasm. Males may also stimulate their penises by rubbing against objects, or by thrusting their penis into various objects (e.g., wide-mouthed bottle, plastic sandwich bag, or even plastic vaginas – with or without fake public hair (http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/HowMasturbate.htm#). A few males are able to perform auto-fellatio (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=462) on themselves (this is a popular topic on our masturbation bulletin board).
Women tend to masturbate by stroking, rubbing, or applying pressure to clitoris, mons, or labia. Typically, females apply generalized pressure to the genital area while lying, sitting, or standing. While many use fingers for stimulation, others rub against pillows, towels, or other objects.
http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mWl1.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mWl2.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mWl3.gif http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/pics/mVibrator.gifSome women exert pressure on the clitoris by crossing their legs and squeezing their thighs (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=107#) together or they run flowing water over the genital area while in the bathtub or shower. Some women may use objects that can be inserted or rubbed on their genitals (e.g., vibrator, dildo). Females often achieve orgasm within two to five minutes of masturbation.
Many individuals, males and females alike, use lubricants to enhance their masturbating experience. These lubricants include saliva, soap, lotions, oils, K-Y jelly, water, and cowper’s gland fluid (“pre-cum”). Water-based lubricants such as saliva and KY jelly are the least irritating and chaffing to sensitive genital skin (http://www.afraidtoask.com/?page_id=107#).

LOL

You forgot about that hole ass fingering thing some guys are into. I'm not saying I do it, but its not gay IMO...

No homo?

Why you looking at me like that? You know you've stuck your thumb up your ass when you're feeling squirrely.

Fo real dawg

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TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-16-2009, 08:34 PM
^ My weak attempt at gen chat imitation humor

Bobby_Digital72
09-16-2009, 08:55 PM
LOL

You forgot about that hole ass fingering thing some guys are into. I'm not saying I do it, but its not gay IMO...

No homo?

Why you looking at me like that? You know you've stuck your thumb up your ass when you're feeling squirrely.

Fo real dawg

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Thats Funny ..

Lex Lugor
09-16-2009, 09:00 PM
left or right?
hmm..
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both

5hundred&one
09-16-2009, 09:00 PM
^ My weak attempt at gen chat imitation humor

you lost me there

diggy
09-16-2009, 09:33 PM
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MAYOR QUIMBY
09-17-2009, 02:48 AM
I dont understad the "I have a woman" option. Even when i've "had a woman" i would still jack my dick off every day.

The Fuhrer
09-17-2009, 08:25 AM
ditto les. we all know the eddie grif joke when he says if ya lick pussy then you've licked ass cos it's only '...' far,haha

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-17-2009, 02:17 PM
you lost me there

I was trying to make a stereotype gen chat post. The fact I called it humor was the joke...

Steve Urkel
09-17-2009, 03:22 PM
I was trying to make a stereotype gen chat post. The fact I called it humor was the joke...

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