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Bedlam
09-21-2005, 09:59 PM
ok, don't freak out on the title, this is just fucking around. Me and Mixtape Mutt were coming up with shit last night, like taking a wu-tang line or verse, and turning it gay. We aren't gay, this is just A JOKE.

For example, This is one Mutt did for GZA on Bring Da Ruckus, this is supposed to be if GZA was gay:
MiXTaPe MuTT:YO IM GAYER THAN COWBOY BOOTS, BLEW RECRIUTS, IM FUCKIN EMCEE TROOPS, MY ASSHOLE IS LOOSE, HUGE DICK THEY TRAMPLED MY SHIT, WHILE I STOMP MY MUDDPOLE IN THAT ASS, FUCK BEIN STRAIGHT I DO WHAT I WANT, CREEPIN UP ON GUYS ON FIGHT NIGHT, MY WU TANG GANGBANG IS MADD FUCKIN DANGEROUS, AND MORE SEXY THAN THE STROKE OF COX, CHOPPIN THRU YA BACK, GIVIN OLD MEN HEART ATTACKS, NIGGAS TELL ME WHO IS HIM? I BLOW HIS FUCKIN DICK SOME! MAKE IT A VICOUS ACT OF GAYISM, I WANNA TASTE IT SO FUCK IT, AND BRING THE RUCKUS, I PROVOKE NIGGAS TO CUM IN BUCKETS, IM WET N CREAM NOT HOT FOR DAMES, ITS NOT A GAME, IM LIVIN IN FRIENDLY SHAME, LOVE RUSSIANS, WU TANG AINT CRUSHIN BOOBLETS, I DONT FUCK IF UR NAMES SUZZETTE, CUM IN MY ASS BUCKET


Here's one I did
GZA on Severe Punishment:
InspectahDeck88: GZA: my aids be hard to cure when full blown, my tongue filters your cum when I give you dome, Fuckin you in the butt, thats rough, When I jam into my cock into your ass, you say thats enough, So I attack your ass, you grab onto whats in reach, I anal fuck you so hard you lose your own speech, Your shit is copper, It's all over my pants, gettin fucked by 8 niggas in the back of a van, My dick is hooked on, your ass is fine, fuckin you so hard your life is on the line, Ejaculations delivered with style and potential, the cum is flowing smoothly in sequential order, revealin my hidden video camcorder, so i can sell this shit to dudes with big boners




I thought this shit was funny as fuck, so if yall wanna add on, turn wu-tang lines or verses into gay shit, go ahead.

windwalker
09-21-2005, 10:04 PM
hahah.. do a gay verse for Maria

Mixtape Mutt
09-21-2005, 10:15 PM
Haha.

Mixtape Mutt
09-21-2005, 10:20 PM
Lol, this is not edited at all. This came from Decks own mouth:

competition gets blown....


Lmfao.

Bloo
09-21-2005, 10:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

That shit is mad crazy!!

As much as I be fuckin up song lyrics I have no idea why I didn't do this :)

tajeco
09-21-2005, 10:24 PM
that's good. I did one a few years ago for "Baby Got Back". "I like big nutts and I cannot lie, you other sisters can't deny..."

akira kurosawa
09-21-2005, 10:33 PM
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/12/damnyoulookgay2rl.jpg

ol dirty abbot
09-21-2005, 10:57 PM
On Dogg Shit aint ODB yellin out in the beginning "all you bitches put ya flaps together and all you nighas put ya dicks together"? Oh btw thats lol

ol dirty abbot
09-21-2005, 10:57 PM
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/o/jos115/images/funny%20stuff/gay_asians.jpg

the body droper
09-21-2005, 11:37 PM
"im the nigga that made you man, when your raps wasnt doin well, im the nigga that gave you head...."

im pretty sure thats the actual "i cant go to sleep" quote. please correct me if im wrong.

FakeAssGangsters
09-21-2005, 11:44 PM
I don't like Gay...

ol dirty abbot
09-22-2005, 12:12 AM
"im the nigga that made you man, when your raps wasnt doin well, im the nigga that gave you head...."

im pretty sure thats the actual "i cant go to sleep" quote. please correct me if im wrong.
Im the nigha that gave you a hand

windwalker
09-22-2005, 12:14 AM
"im the nigga that made you man, when your raps wasnt doin well, im the nigga that gave you head...."

im pretty sure thats the actual "i cant go to sleep" quote. please correct me if im wrong.
I SWEAR i always thought the same...
i thought it said


im that nigga that gave u ahead...

(like led someone ahead to the next stage)

Knicks
09-22-2005, 12:35 AM
lol....

lets see someone do decks verse from triumph...lol

PolitiC
09-22-2005, 01:03 AM
haha but yo check out all this gay shit gzas saying on labels

So look out for F&W, the faggot and the wanker
Breakin' down your PANTS
As I bend MC's out with a blow that'll numb the
p-ppenis, I'm holdin more more gays than COLUMBIA
Finger INTERSCOPE, we YMCA. clan
That's comin' with a plan to get an
sex-slave of a mental orgasm MC don't panic
Throw that A&R nigga off the bed in the world that FANTASTIC
Now who's the sexy BAD BOY character, not infected by my AIDS
But firin' straight men not released on GAY ENTERTAINMENT
So duck as I cum on the dick of MICHAEL
While CENTRAL BROADCASTING SYSTEMS are slowed down
You're Naughty, like that Richard Simmons
It's gettin romantic

Literate Type Asshole
09-22-2005, 05:55 AM
i suck cocks with jesus, lick cocks with joseph
zoom in your ass like binoculars, the rap assmaster

morgan
09-22-2005, 06:35 AM
i'm the nigga that made you man, when ya raps wasnt doing well,
i'm the nigga that gave you a hit,

at least thats what i think i he says and i listen to this song daily

MantiZ
09-22-2005, 06:52 AM
Head I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocks straight from Bolivia
My hip-dick will fuck and shock the nation
like the Emancipation Proclamation
Weak MC's approach with dicks that's dead
you might as well run into the anus and bang your head
I'm suckin'' cock, my force your doubtin'
I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains

Verse Two: Inspectah Deck

Well I'm a sire, I set the my litlle penis on fire
Gay styles vary, and carry like Mariah
I cum on the Shaolin slum, and the isle I'm from
is comin through with gay niggaz, and flesh guns
so if you wanna come sweatin, stressin contestin
you'll catch a sharp dick to the midsection
Don't talk the talk, if you give the head
Horny niggaz are outlined in cum dead
A man vexed, is what the gayness made me
Rebel to the grain there's no way to deflorate me
Steamrollin rectrums like a eighteen year old
with the drunk driver drivin, there's no survivin

Verse Three: Raekwon the Chef

Ruff like Silicon underwearwear, yeah
Me and the Stan, and yo the Landcruisers out there
Kiss to all the cocks, all the niggaz with big cocks
Bald heads, braids, blow this hook
We got chrome balls, nickel plated sacks
Black axe, ass fuckin styles in phat stacks
I only been a straight nigga for a minute though
cuz I got to get my cocks, and stick it yo
I got sex wit commercial-ass niggaz with gold teeth
fuckin in a Lexus jumpin on dicks
Straight up and down don't even bother
I got fourty niggaz up in here now, who fucked niggaz fathers

Chorus: Method Man

My peoples are you with me where you at?
It's our front, in your back killa-fags on attack
my peoples are you with me where you at?
Smokin cocks hittin caps on the block with the gats

Verse Four: Ol' Dirty Bastard

Here I go, deep type flow
Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..I'm
cherry bombin shits... BOOM
Just warmin up a little bit, vroom vroom
Fuckinin is what's happenin
Keep the pockets stacked and then, cocks clappin and
At the party when I move my body
Gotta get up, and bloooow somebody!
Grab the penis put strength to the bone
DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Fag zone
Sure enough when I suck that stuff
Guff puff?? I'm gonna lick your bluff tuff
rough, lickin balls like that bitch Kelly
or Haley Berry im a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes
comin raw style, hardcore
Niggaz be jumpin to the big flesh sword
Comin to buy LifeStyles from me
Tryin to be a hip-hop MC
The law, in order to enter the Wu-Fag
You must bring the dildos and BANG!
Represent the GayZA, Faggott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Dick
Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Suckaa!!
No one could get illa

Chorus

i got bored....

urban_angel
09-22-2005, 07:06 AM
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/12/damnyoulookgay2rl.jpg


:lmao: :lmao:

Stealth Tactics
09-22-2005, 07:23 AM
lol....

lets see someone do decks verse from triumph...lolCouldn't resist trying this one as a challenge:

I bum methodically socrates cock could please
there's no stopping me from behind for cocks I drop to my knees
in the bottom please rhythmically arse torn harmed by throbbing meat
Put it in the slot I need possibly a big cock in me
Anal scarred slow cum explosion when my penis hits
He then licks too often in my eye n I'm blind from mens dicks
I inspect you karma sutra see semen from bell end
Killer queens solid dicks please put my meaty fat one in
Rattlin these asses with massive cracks like elastic
Graphically gay felt the steel of black dicks
Black wu cracks queens ease then cum in
Ready to score take it out once inside the door
His dick hit the floor I said big man I demand more
It felt cold to hold ya control and probe slowly
Proceeds to blow so get ya cock out and show me
Chomp down and pound big dicks ove solid cock
Wu got it locked performing live on your hottest cock

num2son
09-22-2005, 08:41 AM
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/o/jos115/images/funny%20stuff/gay_asians.jpg
LOL.

Claustrofobic
09-22-2005, 08:50 AM
this shit aint even funny, you guys should get out more comon now

LuckyTheWonderDog
09-22-2005, 09:06 AM
Ready to score take it out once inside the door
His dick hit the floor I said big man I demand more
It felt cold to hold ya control and probe slowly
Proceeds to blow so get ya cock out and show me
Bit of a suspect thread this, but that's some funny shit.

My First Timbs
09-22-2005, 10:45 AM
i suck cocks with jesus, lick cocks with joseph
zoom in your ass like binoculars, the rap assmaster
now thats funny as hell

My First Timbs
09-22-2005, 10:48 AM
Ruff like Silicon underwearwear, yeah
Me and the Stan, and yo the Landcruisers out there
Kiss to all the cocks, all the niggaz with big cocks
Bald heads, braids, blow this hook
We got chrome balls, nickel plated sacks
Black axe, ass fuckin styles in phat stacks
I only been a straight nigga for a minute though
cuz I got to get my cocks, and stick it yo
I got sex wit commercial-ass niggaz with gold teeth
fuckin in a Lexus jumpin on dicks
Straight up and down don't even bother
I got fourty niggaz up in here now, who fucked niggaz fathers


hilarious

Literate Type Asshole
09-22-2005, 11:00 AM
Rattlin these asses with massive cracks like elastic


the flow in this line is crazy

Tage
09-22-2005, 11:05 AM
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/12/damnyoulookgay2rl.jpg

^AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sifu Dragon
09-22-2005, 12:00 PM
what is this gay shit, rhymin' about cocks and shit

MantiZ
09-22-2005, 02:19 PM
http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/stfu_and_join_the_party.jpg

BigKing.nl
09-22-2005, 02:25 PM
Can't beat ODB on Cracker Jack:

I make yo' dick disappear

Bedlam
09-22-2005, 03:09 PM
Head I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocks straight from Bolivia
My hip-dick will fuck and shock the nation
like the Emancipation Proclamation
Weak MC's approach with dicks that's dead
you might as well run into the anus and bang your head
I'm suckin'' cock, my force your doubtin'
I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains

Verse Two: Inspectah Deck

Well I'm a sire, I set the my litlle penis on fire
Gay styles vary, and carry like Mariah
I cum on the Shaolin slum, and the isle I'm from
is comin through with gay niggaz, and flesh guns
so if you wanna come sweatin, stressin contestin
you'll catch a sharp dick to the midsection
Don't talk the talk, if you give the head
Horny niggaz are outlined in cum dead
A man vexed, is what the gayness made me
Rebel to the grain there's no way to deflorate me
Steamrollin rectrums like a eighteen year old
with the drunk driver drivin, there's no survivin

Verse Three: Raekwon the Chef

Ruff like Silicon underwearwear, yeah
Me and the Stan, and yo the Landcruisers out there
Kiss to all the cocks, all the niggaz with big cocks
Bald heads, braids, blow this hook
We got chrome balls, nickel plated sacks
Black axe, ass fuckin styles in phat stacks
I only been a straight nigga for a minute though
cuz I got to get my cocks, and stick it yo
I got sex wit commercial-ass niggaz with gold teeth
fuckin in a Lexus jumpin on dicks
Straight up and down don't even bother
I got fourty niggaz up in here now, who fucked niggaz fathers

Chorus: Method Man

My peoples are you with me where you at?
It's our front, in your back killa-fags on attack
my peoples are you with me where you at?
Smokin cocks hittin caps on the block with the gats

Verse Four: Ol' Dirty Bastard

Here I go, deep type flow
Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..I'm
cherry bombin shits... BOOM
Just warmin up a little bit, vroom vroom
Fuckinin is what's happenin
Keep the pockets stacked and then, cocks clappin and
At the party when I move my body
Gotta get up, and bloooow somebody!
Grab the penis put strength to the bone
DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Fag zone
Sure enough when I suck that stuff
Guff puff?? I'm gonna lick your bluff tuff
rough, lickin balls like that bitch Kelly
or Haley Berry im a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes
comin raw style, hardcore
Niggaz be jumpin to the big flesh sword
Comin to buy LifeStyles from me
Tryin to be a hip-hop MC
The law, in order to enter the Wu-Fag
You must bring the dildos and BANG!
Represent the GayZA, Faggott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Dick
Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Suckaa!!
No one could get illa

Chorus

i got bored....
LMFAO, damn mantiz you killed that shit

Bedlam
09-22-2005, 03:13 PM
yo that gay triumph shit was funny as fuck

MantiZ
09-22-2005, 03:36 PM
LMFAO, damn mantiz you killed that shit

thank you thank you. you're far too kind.

hmm maybe i could make career on this... turnin all classic and legendary joints into classic and legendary gayness
:D
LOL
peace!

P.S.
i hate gays and everything that's related to them. especially Elton John... hate passive gays...afraid of active onez.... damn... gotta hide from them.... no!... gotta get gun... yeah... bloodbath...

KBOS
09-22-2005, 03:50 PM
The law, in order to enter the Wu-Fag
You must bring the dildos and BANG!
Represent the GayZA, Faggott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Dick
Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Suckaa!!
No one could get illa



LMAO!!!!!!! Im bout to make one

snapple
09-22-2005, 04:18 PM
hahahahah thats some funny shit right there

KBOS
09-22-2005, 04:20 PM
[Chorus: The Genius]

Clan in da front, get ya cock sucked
Niggaz on the left, fuckin men to death
Now hoods on the right, wild for the cock
Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to...

[Verse One:]

My dick is comin thru, the outcome is critical
fittin my penis in ya ass, is sort of like a Miracle
on 34th Street, in the hood of a hot fag named Herald
I gamed steve, the fag caught a Fitz like Gerald --
-- ine Ferraro, who's full of sorrow
Cuz his anus didn't win but reakwons super duper penis might be able to cum by tomorrow
and shine shine shine like gold mine
Here cums the drunk dragged out monk, with a quart of Ballentine
suck the bone, kid suck the bone
Faggots like me should get on a fat one like Indiana Jones, the GZA
One who just represent the Wu-Fag click anti-chick
With the hole and mole, of a mans ass inserted with a dick
Like the fag and his scrotum, who both did bids
Claude went to Cooley High and showed his penis to the kids
so stop, the cum you suck may be your motherfuckin own
I'll fuck your ass with this microphone
Make anal way for the merge of traffic
Wu-Faggots comin thru with fully un protected penis'
God squad that's mad hard to serve
Cum frontin hard, then Bernhard Goetz what he deserves

[Chorus]

[Verse Two:]

The response while I lick that ass, "taste like shit!"
please don't let out that gas
hairy balls is somethin the Wu-Fag's crush
Dragged up niggaz on a stage get cock-rushed
I don't give a god damn, on the hoes you did
How many bitches you got, or pussy kid
Cuz I don't like pussy, I like penis, therefore show me which way you go...
My pubic hair sharp as a blade and my strange pointed dick cut you slow
You become so Pat as the size of my boner increases
What's that in your pants? ahhh may I taste ya feces!
Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a penis thats damper
How ya sound fag? You're better off a jizzer
I'm on the mound homo, and it's a no-pussy hitter
And my DJ the catcher, he's my sexual slave
Anyway he's the fag who took it in the can
He gives the clan aids I give him gay pride parardes with clout
I throw the cock to his anus and I strike em out
So it really doesn't matter on how you intrigue
GZA FUCKS men in the major leagues

[Chorus -- 2X]

fags on the left
jizz in the crack... to what
Niggaz on the left
Hoods on the right
Punks in the back, c'mon... to what
...getcha dick sucked
...fuck men to death
...wild for the cock
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
Niggaz on the left, masturbate to death
Hoods on the right, gay, but just for the night
Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to
Clan in da front, getcha dick sucked

Literate Type Asshole
09-22-2005, 04:24 PM
My dick is comin thru, the outcome is critical
fittin my penis in ya ass, is sort of like a Miracle


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hilarious shit

KBOS
09-22-2005, 04:59 PM
Im also making a version of protect ya neck called protect ya dick

Alcryt
09-22-2005, 05:05 PM
http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/stfu_and_join_the_party.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Mixtape Mutt
09-22-2005, 06:44 PM
I rip it, hardcore like pronoflick bitches
I roll with fruits and ghetto baskets of cum soaked biscuits
Check it, me and Method in the Skydome bangin
Wu-Tang gangbang, suck ya head, PEACE my dick is hangin
Bust this, I'm lickin like Ya Mom, dicks I lust this
The roughness, yes use rudeness, suck this
Big dong, I physically assualt with the tounge
Fuck ya son, meanwhile suck ya cock turn it to a cum gun
I'm hectic, wreck ya asshole with the quickness
Sit on dick, I'm home, and competition gets blown
By this nasty ass nigga, with my nigga, the RZA
Cum till I'm full, dick pull ya balls the trigga
So glad, stabbin up the ass with the bald head, ya fed
I eat ya ass like ya dad, and sing a song

Inspectin Dicks from the Blue-Ball Gang on Cum In Buckets, from their classic album Enter the Blue-Gang: Dirty Dick Bangers.

Mixtape Mutt
09-22-2005, 06:45 PM
Chessboxing and Clan In Da Front were fucking hilarious haha.

Flatline
09-22-2005, 07:16 PM
thought of this shit in the shower this morning..

War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
Many of the victim family save they ashes

------------------------------------------

Whores of the masses, the cum in my bum's diastrous
the 9 wu brothers like to get it in there asses
ha

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 07:32 PM
LMAO at this thread. This is classic. Imma try one and ill post it in a few.

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 07:44 PM
"Cum on a Nigga"

[Intro: Raekwon the Chef]

[martial arts movie sample]
Yeah, yo, aight
Pass the dick!
(nizzuh nzza oh yes nigguh, yeah!)
Yeah, aight
suck it raw style, yeah
lick that fuckin sack

[Chorus:]

Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck wild with the dick!
Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck- I FUCK yo' ass! What?

(Suck ONE, Suck TWO, Suck THREE, Suck!)

[Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Raekwon the Chef]

Ol' Dirty Bastard, lickin big cocks!
Asshole unbreakable, shatterproof
Fuckin young youth, ya wanna get Fucked? Cumt!
BLAOW! How you fuck me now? Don't fuck the style
Ruthless wild!
Do ya wanna getcha asshole knocked the FUCK out?
Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!

Yo RZA, yo razor!
Hit me with the cockslap
The damage, my Clan understand the cum flavor
Gunnin, hummin cumin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
You could never match the Method Man's head game
For rhyme and for rapture, got niggaz screaming my name, now master
my style? Never! I put the fucking dick in the wild niggas ass kid, I'm terror
Razor sharp dick, I sever
the head from the shoulders, I'm better
than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
Let's fuck together

(Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buckwild with the dick-BLAOW!)

I cum so thick, I'm phat, and YO!
Rae came blowing and blew off ya penis black
Rape from yo Cali to Texas
Smoother than a penis, now's my turn to Fuck this
Brothers approach and half step, but get ass- fucked
HALF of it yet, and I bet you're not a fuckin vet
So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!(AHHHH THIS IS GAY ENOUGH!)

[Chorus:]

(Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck wild with the dick!
Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
I'll FUCK YOUR ASS!)

[Verse Two: Ol Dirty Bastard]

Yo...!
I come with that ol' loco
Dick in my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no whore! Play me as a girlfriend
Be on you like a dick on fire! Suck ya!
Crews be actin like they straight niggas, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and Suck my diiiiiiiccckkk!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea (GAY ENOUGH!!!!!)
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers(GAY!!!)
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger-dicked Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a gay porno theatre near YOU!
And get fucked like a prostitute!

---This song is so gay I just noticed, I barely had to change shit.

KBOS
09-22-2005, 07:45 PM
Protect ya dick



[*sounds of fighting*]

[RZA] Wu-faggot Clan cum-shootin at ya, protect ya dick kid, so set it off
de Inspector Dick
[Meth] watch ya dick kid (8X)

[Inspector Dick]
I stroke on a cock like cum chokein Joe Frazier
The penis raiser, ramin anal with the flavor
Terrorize my anus with a douche like hoe's in Pakistan
jizzin on man crotch like your gayborhood Spiderman
So uhh, gay fag keep lickin
While I get ya jerkin off the pubes I'm pickin
The Anal Ranger, fat penis, danger!
inserting objects in ya anus when its dark while I fart to rip the inside of your asshole apart
The faggot, too gay to handle
Ya dildo rattle, you're nibblin a scrotum like Tevin Campbell
man sex, makes Inspector Deck feel wet
The homo, I fuck more boys than san francisco

[gaykwon]
The way I make the homos go wild, sit back relax to some man on man doggy style
gay rae got it goin on pal, call me the gay STD assassinator
I like fags rugged and built like Schwarzenegger
And my dick get mad deep in a man, so deep its a threat, blow all the men from your project
Then take all your assets
Cause I cum when I shake my fat ass in half
With the jizz that bomb, shit like aids!
So if ya wanna guy to fuck go suck on the next man
Cause I'd take dick quick over clit and
ejaculate ya with sixteen shots and more I got
Goin to masturbate until my penis is a meltin pot hot

[Method fag]
It's the Faggot Man for short Mr. Fag
being faggy on your left, aah!
And set it off, get it off, let it off like a penis in an ass
I wanna break balls, pleasure my cock
Small dicks, they puttin shame in the game
I take aim and deep-fuck that nigga out the frame
And like Fame!!, my faggy style'll be wearin tight jeans and thongs forever,
streight niggaz crossin over, because they know dick is better
Butts I do, true, can I get a "FAG"
Nuff respect due to the big-dick-ooh
I mean ohh, yo check out the spearm flow
like the gay bar or PCP when I'm ride-in
Niggaz jerk off because I'm fruity like sauce
The spearm from the lyrical dill-hole makes me *suck a dick*

[U-fag]
Ooh, what, dude grab my nut get screwed
Oww, here comes my super duper shao-fag style
Slurp-fat D and my b-boy's U
to my crew when I ram my penis through their ear they yell "SUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[*interlude*]
watch ya dick kid [8X]
[Ol Dirty Bastard] cum on me mr. mr. cum on meeeeeee [4X]
[RZA] Yo, ya best protect ya dick

[Ol Dirty Bastard]
First things first queer you're fuckin the worst
I'll be stickin aids in your anal cavity like a faggy male nurse
I'll rape any nigga who's slack in his mack
Cum fully packed with a fat rugged dilly-who penis head
Shame on you when you ramed dick through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn out of the closet boys club
And I'll be damned if I let any woman
Come to my center, only men can enter, the winter
Straight up and down that dick packed jam
I fuck boys from shaolin to nam, don't let me get cum on him man
The Ol Dirty Bastard is fruity and stinkin
Faggy Unique rollin with the night of the homo creeps
Niggaz be rollin with a loose scrotum
ain't sayin shit just like my poo, bite my faggy tight jeans and long hair I'll bite your motherfuckin cock!

[Cumface Killah]
For cryin out loud my super gay style is wild so find a man to fuck me
Not long is how long that this dick could be
Ejectin, jizz from my lethal weapon
I put socks on my penis that rocks from here to Oregon
I fucked Mordigan, catch it like a scrotum flashback
I hate puss, if rap was a FAT HARD LONG PAIR OF SAGGY BALLS, I would suck back
I takes shits that come in all types of shapes and sounds
And where I fuck is my faggin grounds
I give a order to my cock pushing wu-fags across the water
To go and snatch up penis heads all around the border
And get far like a jizzin pirate
Cause who I are, takes it up the ass in the light of Pablo Escobar
Point blank as I dickride and make jizz
There it is you're fuckin with pros and we like men over hoes

[RZA]
Yo ride dick till it turns black we sure need that dick
It's ten o'clock FAG MUFFIN, where the fuck's your condom at
Feelin mad faggy, ran the apostle
Flowin like gaykwon when I'm jizzin in the hospital
Stroll with the lose hole homos then attack the globe with the fruity style
the men fuck us, ten times ten men committin mad sin
Turn the other cheek and I'll rub my penis on ya chin
suck boom-bangs like African drums (we'll be)
Cumin around the mountain when I cum
Crazy fagboyant for the homo enjoyment
My cock size increase like black unemployment
Yeah, another one dare, G-Gka-Jizzah
Take us to fuck our brains brains out here

[GizzA]
The Wu is slammin to many dicks for these Cold Killin labels
My name is GZA and I have a sex change, tried used to be a man but I wasn't able
its been awhile since I last seen a real vagina, it believe it belonged to Mabel
Been gettin my vage pounded in like Gaykwon did Abel
Now they penis gettin stuck to my artifical vagina under the table
That's what ya get when ya assride the dildos that I invent
Your long penis falls off cause you got a sex change like me and it cost every cent
For tryin to give blowjobs in the a tub
Now that thought was just as gay as a 20-watt vibrator
Should of pumped it when I cock rocked it
Niggaz so stingy they got short dicks and deep anus
This goes on in some orgys
With streight men they're scared to death to fuck these wide anus fruits
First of all, who's your Gay&R
A mountain climber who douches up his asshole with an electric guitar
But he don't know the meaning of tossed salad
When he's lookin for a suit and tie fag
that's gayer than a penis shaped bar of soap
And I'm the most faggy thing in sight
Matter of fact bring out the men and let's have a loose ass contest which will be like totally fabulose!

[*sounds of fighting*]

[RZA] You best protect ya dick [4X]

Mixtape Mutt
09-22-2005, 07:56 PM
War of the faggots, I cum on ya glasses
Many of the big dicks came to play with the asses
A million stains on the walls engaged my back,
Those with fat back, recieved massages for their sacs
Another hole is torn as a homo is born
Those who are gay, pleasure me all day lickin my dong

The GZA from The Blue-Ball Gang on Guy Umph from their classic album, Blue-Balls Forever.

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 07:56 PM
^lmao

KBOS
09-22-2005, 08:02 PM
Intro:

[Oh, fuck, you not even gay.]

Hey, baby, I like it rawww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Ooh, baby, I like it raww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Sh...

Verse:

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay,
Gimme your cock so I can ride it away.
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, faggot squad
Wu-faggot Killerrr cocks on a swarm!
Rain on ya dollar's ass, gay disco porn!
For you to even touch my ass ramming skill,
You gotta have the one driller dick, careful not to hard, thats one anus you dont wanna kill. Now
My producer drinks my piss, my flow is like JIZZ!
slurp that down, pass the dick around!
Penis get hard, get it out quick before it cement to the anal grounds!
For any long cock in any 52 states,
I gets horney psycho killerrrr Norman Bates!
My producer writes his name on me with jizz, his dick is sharp like bam!
Jump on stage to engage in gay man rape, and then I ske, skee, skeet!

[I like the way you come]

Hey, baby, I like it rawww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Ooh, baby, I like it raww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!

Reverse Verse:

First Verse repeats

Mixtape Mutt
09-22-2005, 08:06 PM
LMFAO, K-BOS you are the man at this. Yo K, just fuck it and hit us off with the album:

Blue-Ball Gang - Enter the Blue-Ball: Dirty Dick Bangers

Hollow Dartz
09-22-2005, 08:09 PM
lmao

Bedlam
09-22-2005, 08:10 PM
HAHAHAHA, god damn this shit is funny. keep em comin, I got some more

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 08:10 PM
C.R.E.A.M. (Cocks ram every Ass around me) lyrics

[Intro: Gaykwon the Cum Chef, Method WoMan]

What that nigga want God?
Word up, look out for the cocks (Wu-Tang five ass finger shit)
(Cocks Rule) Word up, two for fives over here baby
Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way, word up
KnowhatI'msayin?
(Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M. get...)
Yeah, check this ol fly shit out
Word up
(Cocks ram every Ass around me) Take you on a natural joint
(C.R.E.A.M. get the penis) Here we here we go
(twenty inch cock y'all) Check this shit, yo!

[Verse One: Gaykwon the Cum Chef]

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying hard was no jive
At second handjobs, pops bounced on old men
So then we moved to Shaolin land
A young youth, yo fuckin the gold cock, 'Lo goose
Only way, I begin to skeet off was fuck juice
And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin out dicks for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started sucking dicks at sixteen
And running up in gates, and doing niggas for high stakes
Making it gay on fire escapes
No question I would speed, for dicks and seed
The combination made my ass bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the ass all
Sticking my dick in white boys in ball courts
My dick got no bigger, same damn ass sweater
Times is ruff and tuff like ass shredders
Figured out I went the right route
So I got with a sick ass dick and went all out
Catchin cum from across seas
Rollin in MPV's (Mens Pussy Vagina) , every week we fucked forty G's
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the nine inch penis
Ch-chick-POW! Move from the dick now

[Chorus: Method WoMan]

Cocks ram every Ass around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the penis
bust in my face y'all

[Verse Two: Dick Inspector]

It's been twenty-two long hard dicks of still fucking
Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival
I peep at the shape of the dicks
And stay awake to the ways of the world cause my ass is deep
A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M. (Cocks ram every Ass around me)
Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15 and fucked every nigga in there
A young buck suckin dicks and such who never had much
Trying to get a clutch of balls that I could not... could not...
The court played me short, now I face lacerations
Pacin -- going up anuses is my destination
Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us, gettin fucked
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so fun
But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin BJ's, sellin Cock
Suckin dicks in the staircase
Though I don't know why I chose to suck dick
I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed, and I ask what's it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
Who explained fucking hard may help you maintain
to learn to overcome the heartaches and ass pain
We got stickup kids, straight cops, and crack cocks
and stray dicks, all on the block that stays hot
Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To suck the dick to the young black youth
But shorty's running wild fuckin queers, drinkin beer
And ain't trying to hear what I'm stickin in his ear
Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
That what? That life is hectic

[Outro:]

[Chorus -- 4X]

Niggas gots to do what they gotta do, to get a dick
YaknowhatI'msayin?
Cuz we can't just get by no more
Word up, we gotta get over, straight up and down

[Chorus -- 3X]

Cocks ram every Ass around me
C.R.E.A.M.
get the dick
sucka sucka dick y'aauhhhaaaauhhhhahhhauhhhhll, YEAH

KBOS
09-22-2005, 08:22 PM
^ thats on the real, glad to hear I aint the only one LMAO

look out, cause this ghostface verse is dirty!

[Ghostface Killah]
Suck my dick it's the fag with the fat knob
I bust all into ya face, plus it come in globs
Quick get on your knees, with yo' gap anus let it breathe
Two fingers is all in your corn hole, think I can fit three
Your wide asshole, spread it in shit, let me throw my dick in
Grab my shit and place it gently, on your dick
Ping-pong penis, wide world of dick, reakwons balls saggin
rea on some scriveled up prune shit
Too much air in your anus you screamin
WHAT WOULD MY PARENTS THINK IF THEY KNEW I WAS GAY, fart's breathin out your shits splashin my dick badly
Use vinegar, to try to tighten up your bum hole
All-mighty dick, ran in with a cape, some call him engine
Lightning rod bob, black candy cane attatched to God
Thick, like a great adventure cigar, in your fart pot
shit filled anus have you fall out, this songs gay like P.diddy in a blouse
Watch the teeth for slobbin my shit
You will injoy bitting ghostfaces smelly poo, tight ahole leave the friction burns
Plus I fuck homo thugs, the condom broke
fag you got AIDS I'm shakin in my UGG's

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 08:23 PM
"MARIO"

[*glasses/jewelry tinkling*]
You my Daddy whore [2X]
[*laughing*]
[Cockafucka] Whoever he gonna do anyway
But bust it, bust it though baby, bust it
Who else, who else is gonna...

[Verse One: Ol Dirty Bitch]

This is dedicated to all you Niggas
Knew this nigga named Traj, he had a hella fine ass
Candy-ass, blew my hole in the past
Niggar gave me gonorrhea
Anus dick to the tippy toe like ballerina
Girl you shoulda seen him
He had a babyface creamer Purinas
Called up talkin Tina
I put my ass on a broom
He blew my head like a balloon
I had him walkin on the moon

[Verse Two: Cockafucka]

Yo, I seen you at the five and dime wastin your time
Oh you shine, I'm fuckin your ass from behind
You walked by smellin like sweaty balls
You might make me a felon, my dicks swellin
My nuts start yellin, excuse my prick
Wanna have a talk with you, I'm sick
My medicine is can I walk with you, fantasy
After that we can cheat, laid on the bed
Handcuffed with hard meat, long stroke smackin (wow!)
Smack it then broke, nothin can't stop my
continous poke, compound
Porno flick music, Daddy came with it when I wrote it

[Verse Three: Ol Dirty Bitch]

Dirt Dog be bouncin on niggas like fog
I pollute the air up like smog, nigga
I'm up my jacuzzi, peepin this smoothie
My nigga is a floozy, Dirt Dog ain't choosy
Penis move me, pretty black dick up in the muscular black booty
I like it muddy or swampy
By now you find your ass up shitty creeky
Don't got no fuckin room me and my daddy and my Dildo
Blackberry squeeze
Nigga who a tease, nuts small, I got used to the squeaks
Fuck that shit, I'm through with this Nigga
Old men please can't get a bank of these
welfare cheese, now to blow fifty G's(WHOA!)
overseas, I'm doin the breeze, in my 850

[Verse Four: RapeZacksAss]

Suicidal, he been in more hotels than bibles
Idle worshippin nigga wasn't the type to make groom
Sprung, on how the nigga maneuvered his tongue
>From the top of his dick, to the bottom of his ass split
I told the God to jet quick this wicked nigga was a player
but had him trapped up inside the Charles Web
he wasn't choosy fucked for movie and a loose leaf
cigarette, asshole stay wet and juicy like lemons
Tight ass in tight denim
Had the most faithful niggaz sinnin against their men
and enjoyed, to watch relationships get destroyed
This unemployed welfare nigga was non-void
and shameless, his attitude was blameless
Even though he had a hundred dicks on his namelist
His obsession, caused niggaz to get, the ass cheek injection
The nigga lied, said he had anal tract infection
I tried to warn em, and bomb em, but he conned em
Wanted niggaz to fuck him raw dog without no condom

[*man moans*] oooooh, ahahhh, ohh

[Wu-Tang movie samples]
You people are all trying to acheive the impossible
That's exactly what we've done
But you'll fail, and you'll all die
If we die, the next generation will fight them too
And the one after them, for as long as they must
And eventually we shall succeed

KBOS
09-22-2005, 08:24 PM
BTW, nobody do MGM or bring da ruckus, ima do them tommaro

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 08:39 PM
"Protect Ya Dick (So Jump Off)"

[Dick Inspector]
Gentlemen and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome to you
All the way from the slums of Shaolin
Special uninvited guests
Came in through the back door
Gentlemen and gentlemen, it's them!

Dance with the penis, note the slim asses
Chant this, anthem suck dick like Pete Sampras
Givin it hard to Big Man On Campus
Brandish your penis or get fucked into the canvas
Scandalous, made the heteros panic
Cause static, with or without the automatic
And while I'm at it, yo, you got cock, pass it
It's drastic, gotta send half to Dirty Bitch

[Gaykwon]
Ayo, ayo
Dicks is spinnin, cocks is spinnin
Slay em in the eighth inches
Stay fuck, god stay playin linen
Kill rap, observe the uptowns, dawg, feel that
Mink jeans on, seen where the real dick at
2000 peeholes, movin wit a ill ego
For real, for real, ill lines, ill people
Yo, bring it back, 9 more inches
Pollyin deals, monopoly and bills
Y'all niggas lyin
Caught 300, ass look royal wit a lean stomach
Dont choke, all seen, done it
Words from the heavy set
If I don't eat ass, then we already met
Fly ass bro, liver than coke

[Method WoMan]
Now what Man you know wit Dicks this big?
Bust cumshots at Big Ben like we got dicks to feel
Niggas can't give head or I'm just too gay to tell
Put on my pink boots and walk through a gay bar
Wit 9 generals, 9 inches in your asshole
9 niggas blow, semi gay wit no titties tho
Men metaphysical, I fuck for criminals
Who don't cum on time and fuck bobby digital
Never seen, drink a cup of everyones cum
My sword got a jones, more dicks for the suckin
Johnny in the dungeon, takin all dicks, throw ya ones in
Scared money don't make money, throw ya dicks in

[Masta Dicka]
That's word to Jah Mo, San Juan, Puerto Rico
Blowin Niggas on a beach wit My boy Joe
My ass hollow for you to swallow
Blowin the Cock, hear it whistle
One in the head, this is code red, man for Head
X amount of Cum spray from the barrel
Heat clear the street like Connor O'Carroll
Fully equipped, rifles, banana dick shit
To make my niggas from East New York shit

[Bobbi Digital]
Yo, you may catch me in a pair of Pink Polo Skipperys, matching cap
lots of cum in my gums (BOBBI!)
You may catch me in pink Havana Joe's goose jumper
And my penis off stun (BOBBI!)
Y'all might just catch me in the park Suckin dick, studyin mens ass
Signin 7 and a son (BOBBI!)
But you won't catch me without the penis, in the ass
Smoked out, dead broke or off point (BOBBI!)

[Cumface Killah]
Cocks is comfortable, chocolate cum frosting
Your cocks hangin out, yours is talkin
Cock so steadily, son, I'm still crazy
Sport my old Force MD furs in the 80's
Nat Turners wit cock burners, Jack Joyner-Kersee
Taught y'all niggas how to fuck, reimburse me
Rothsdale's, ruby red sales, Bloomingdale's, cocks
Ox tails chopped up in Caribbean spots
I'm nice, maxed out, creepin wit the ax out
Murder these bikini Niggas, switchin with they backs out

[U-God]
Niggas wanna pop shit, I pop clips
Dog, I'll put my dick on ya lips
Alabama split, hammer slay quick
That David Banner gamma ray shit
Dick in the mouth, jailhouse snitch
My powder voice, Snow White stiff
Verbal killas, gorilla grip
God body shit, puff Marley dick

[Cappadonna]
You might see me in a 6, that's not my style
You might see me wit a bitch, that's not my style
I be in the benzo, keep a niggas head low
Head serious, take Dicks and I smile
Tryna get money, y'all cats is wild
I pose for the Men, Take a dick like wild
I'm a dick off the board game, got head game
Live life to the fullest, still want more cock
Farts on layaway, skeet on standby
Outfits pressed up, ready for airtime

[JIZZA]
Cum on the ass crack like Jesse Owens
Broke the record for dick blowin, with every knowin
That my toungeplay run the 400 meter relay
It's on once I grab the penis from the DJ
A fag wit his iron dick in the ass
Wildest nigga who sprint off the mens sound
The best time yet still 7.0
Swift blowjob made the cameramen load blow

Bedlam
09-22-2005, 08:45 PM
OMFG, yo this is the funniest shit i've ever read on wu-corp, holy shit. I'm in near tears over here.

"You might see me wit a bitch, that's not my style"

hahahahahahahahahaha

god damn, kbos and mefman are killin me

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 08:49 PM
hahah.. do a gay verse for Maria
I made 1 for u buddy, check thru the posts and you'll find it.

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 09:02 PM
ALL I NEED

Chorus:

Youíre dick is all that I need, Iíll be fucking you
If you keep giving it to me, Iíll keep giving it to u
Loving your Hole sreams, it be in there too
On top of you god, the dick power too

Verse one:

Check it out
Boy, Iím there for you anytime you need me
For real dog, itís me in your ass, can u feel me
Nuttin make a man feel better than another one
King with a crown that be down for whatever
There are few things thatís forever, my Nigga
We can make war but can't make babies
Back when I was nuttin
You made a brother feel like he was something
Thatís why Iím with you to this day dog no frontin
Even when the guys were gay
You would rub me on my back and say dog, itíll be okay
Now thatís real to a brother like me ok
Never ever give my asshole away and keep it tight aight
And iíma walk these dogs so we can live
In a fat ass crib with thousands of foster kids
Ass room, you donít need a ring to be my groom
Just be there for me Iím a make sure we
Be giving head in my lap of luxury
Iím realizing that cha didnít have to fuck me
But cha did now Iím going all out kid
And I got mad love to give, you my nigga

Chorus 2x

Verse two:

I got a love joe for your body and your skin tone
Five minutes alone Iím already on your bone
Plus I love the fact you got a mind of your own
No need to shop around you got the good dick at home
Even if Iím locked up north you in the world
Rockin three-fourths of cloth never showin your cock off, dog
It be true me for you thatís how it is
I can be your noah you can be my noah
Then I can be your son, you can be my son
Resurrect the God through adoption
Best believe

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 09:19 PM
"Penis Ina Hole"
(feat. Headman)

Uh..
Come on [3X]
Show ur Penis
Come on
Let's make it hot
Come on (word)
Let's make it hot
Come on
Let's make it hot
Come on, let's make it hot (hardcore anal to make 'em rubbers at cold)
Come on, come on

[Verse 1: Method WoMan]

with all do respect to tha gays
im tha pe- nis , not ready for slime time , be on
extinction , change tha way u thinkin ,or be gone
pass tha fuck out , somebody dick stinkin ,
could it be tha cock? or could it be that Ass
in tha trunk? of my lincoln , continental style,
pop tha ass like a pimple,
im fed up
I put it in your ear and fuck ya head up,
turnin up tha tempauture ,
told them kids to enta tha 36,
Faggot meth shiiit
biohazaduas is pretentious,
do it for tha chemically imbalanced ,
Show ya penis,
blow me at tha door',
ironman fuck me raw , 12 inches
Sure cumshot soldiers in the trenches
Penis in a hole
the Man-Orgy commences
third string rappers play the benches
Reload
There'll be no repentance for soul
Just life sentence with no change for parole
And thats real

[Chorus:]
Penis in a hole! (Gay [echoes])
Penis in a hole! [10X]
Penis in a hole! (yeah)
Penis in a hole! (yeah, yeah)
Penis in a hole! (yo, yo, yo, yo)

[Verse 2: Headman]

Cum downed at sun down
Run now from the fucks sound, rub down
Your crew wanna fuck now, pump-bloww
Swimming trunks torn up from the fuck down
Gays cock 'em up now
a rich nigga smack 'em up now
a fucked up gay clown
Naa dog, a nigga got to be a hussy
A hood Cat that ride like the groom of Chuckey
Walk through my hood, your name is screamed: "FUCK me"
My penis to reload like the Scussy, doc
The bigfdick out for the squosh
Shell shocked like I'm 6 inches in the ass
Penis in a hole!
Hiking in the snow with 40 unclefuckers expecting the blow
Footprints up timbs are wallabe souls
We fucking Barnaby Jones, hoes
Lay it down like plats in ya hair
Ride my dick 4 money then skeet in the air

[Chorus:]
Penis in a hole!
Penis in a hole! (yo)
Penis in a hole! [3X]
Penis in a hole! (yo)
Penis in a hole!
Penis in a hole! (yo)
Penis in a hole! (yo, yo, yo)

[Verse 3: Method WoMan]

This is for them niggas on my dick
Holdin' down a cock for my nigga carlton fisk
The kid that stay up in asses
Ain't no christmas ever since Santa scratched my name off the fucklist
shit aint been the same since the anal pain went away
Head man talkin' about elected
Un live it cancer around throat of a nigga
Yo doctor, describe me a drug that can make it hard
New on his ass, take a blast up a nucker
For real though arsenic production that kills slow your eardrums
Like a happy Nigga with a dildo
I cum on anyone who shows his ass
I got the mob with me plus a full truck of ass

[Verse 4: Headman]

Yo, yo
When me and meth cum you need a net to cover you
Turn a man-orgy into W C W
Off the pole I slide to the grove
Straight people make me wanna choke
Cocks the name the ass burglar, serve ya
that lead through five from frigs and murtar
They skirt out my with Dick ran down tires
What a chicken I met who hand out flyers
Look I'ma areas, I don't have it
My dick large enough to walk and cause traffic
Bounce like cock springs on your craft-matic
Before you be sueing cock for malpractice
You couldn't bang me from start
Your man see you beat up and shit
Get a change of heart
Flaming dark spit it, name a mark
My impact towards you JFK fuckin in a park

[Chorus:]
Penis in a hole! [14X]

Yeah [3X]
Penis in a hole
Yeah [5X]
Misses meth, ha-ha
Fuck Cocktor, ha-ha
Fagematics on the track, ha-ha
All my niggas on the dicks
All my niggas ridin dick in Shaolin
Worldwide
To my whole crew of gays, BBC
Hahhahahahaa....

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 09:46 PM
im not gonna post anymore, I want to see other people make some funny ones too. This thread is hilarious.

KBOS
09-22-2005, 09:48 PM
Intro:

Shaolin faggotboxing, and the Wu-Tang dick style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could hurt my anus
Do you think your Wu-Tang penis can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you ride my Wu-Tang dick

Chorus: RZA

Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
Bring da faggot, bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus

Verse One: Cumface Killah

Cumface, catch the blast of a hype dick
My ass bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
I fuck rough, jam things in my anal cavity like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, my ass hurts like Egyptian musk
Aw shit, Wu-Fag Clan get money for ridin the dicks an'
However, I my asshole is huge just like Nixons'
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole anus
Hardcocks is bound to tear men the fuck up, or found shot
P.L.O. style, my salty scrotum hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
I blow brothers like Waco, Texas

Verse Two: Gaykwon the Chef

I suck my cock like I'm locked down, hardcore
poundin my fat ass makes, goin up an down makes a fart sound, watchin men get rubbed, and tear another mans inside down
A literate type asshole, suckin penis for gold, no matter how old, no doubt
and you watch a fuck stick his fat one in my rolls makin niggas ass fold
Yeah, they dickride and all that
Carryin they condoms but yo, my Clan
Rollin with aids and all that
Now ya act convinced, I guess loose scrotum makes sense
Wu-Fags, yo sewwwwwwwww, represent
I wait for one to act up
Now I got my penis back up, up and down penis all around
cum on his neck now, react what?
And no one is streight in the chamber
Wu-Fag banger, 36 cocks of danger

Chorus

Verse Three: Dick Inspectah

I rip tight assholes wide hardcore, like gay porno-flick homos
I fuck in groups of ghetto faggots with biscuits up they anus
Check it, I stick the mic up my gaped out ass so im microphone bangin
Wu-Faggot slang'll leave your scrotum hangin
Bust this nut, I'm lickin my buddy paul wall, Out for gay marraige Justice
My tiny penis still bring roughness, yes, the crudeness, men fuck us
Rectum, I anally assault with the tongue
insert one, my jizz shot ya knot like a fat cunt
My penis extensions make my cock look hectic, I wreck it with the quickness
jizzin on the microphone, and I win compotitions for amount of men blown
By this nasty ass nigga with my nigga, my favorite man with pubic crabs, RZA
Charged like a bull and got pull your man nipple like a faggedout trigga
So bad, I even fucked my dad, stabbin up my own anus which has a big enough hole to fit a taxi cab, I got crabs
I insert gay pride flag poles in ya ass like your dad, bring it on...

Chorus

Verse Four: The Genius/GizZA

Yo, my homeboy bring his penis more rugged in my anus than slaveman boots
New streight men just been recruits to the gay group, I'm fuckin MCs poops
I break cum and gave you aids oops! Oh well, I still trample dicks, while my anus chomp!
A mudhole in that ass, after I toss some salad, cause I used to be straight and from the swamp
Creepin up on an unexpectin anal site, now it's Fright Night
My Wu-faggot penis is mad fuckin' dangerous
And more deadly than the stroke of an axe
drillin through ya ass *swish*
Givin bystanders cock-attacks
Niggas try to pretend to be streight, but my fruity senses tell me who isn't
I blow his fuckin penis shaped prism
Make rammin my dick into his guts it a vicious act of terrorism
You wanna bring it, we can suck it
Come on and bring the ruckus
And I provoke niggaz to cockblast my ass like rusty old buckets
I'm wettin CREAM, I ain't wettin fame
Who sellin anal pain, I'm givin out a deadly game
It's not streight pussy pushin man it's the Wu-fags ball sack crushin
Roulette, slip ya dick up and get fucked like WHO? MIKE JONES
Bring da fuckin ruckus...

Chorus

So bring it on...(X7)

punk nigga!

MefMan36
09-22-2005, 09:56 PM
Shaolin faggotboxing, and the Wu-Tang dick style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could hurt my anus
Do you think your Wu-Tang penis can defeat me?

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Ironman Starks
09-22-2005, 10:53 PM
Enter the Blue-Gang: Dirty Dick Bangers.
^^^LMAO

that killed it for me lol

KBOS
09-22-2005, 11:23 PM
I think we should have a battle on these forums to see who can make the best gay wu lyrics. That shit would be funny...

jallainINS
09-22-2005, 11:41 PM
some of that shit is funny, but i would never do that shit man. those are like sacred lyrics. lol

The Transporter
09-23-2005, 12:27 AM
[Intro: RZA]
Faggot style
Yo, huh, huh
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
There's noplace to cry once I stuff inside the broom
Doctress Doom, prepare for the boom
BAM! Aw, MAN! I SLAM
JAM, now scream like my man!

[Verse One: RZA]
I be salad tossin, butt flossing, my cum Nile is awesome
I'm fucking more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
And the survey said -- give hed!
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your penis head
MZA who was that? Aiyyo, fuckin your back
Makin niggaz go BLOW BLOW!, like a Super Fag
Me fuck any one, oh no, here I cum
The Wu-Tang blow one, dildo to the eardrum!

[Verse Two: Inspectah Deck]
I puts the dick needle to the groove, I gets rude
And I'm forced to fuck your butt
My ass carries like a pickup truck
Across the clear blue yonder
Seek the China Sea, I fuck fags like quarterbacks sacks from L.T.
Now why go with chest, fuck the Rebel INS!
Gay since the birth, I fuck slam your best
Cause I bake the cum, then take the cum
and eat it, too, with my crew while we head state to slums!

[Chorus: RZA]
And if you want cock, then bring the rubbers
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
Straight from the motherfucking slums that's homo
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men

[Interlude: RZA]
Hyah!
Step up, boy!
Represent!
Blow his head off, kid!

[Verse Three: Method Man]
The Meth will cum on some fellas,
Styles, is wild, berserk, bizarro
Blow, lick off the afro on Rollo
Comin to a fuck in the butthole, which way to go just follow
Method, the Legend, niggaz butts is hollow
In fact I'm a hard dick to follow
I dealt for dolo, Bogart cummin' on through
Niggaz is like "on my ass, now boo!!"
Yes, I, cum to get a slice of the dick and the thigh
Rather do than die, check my
flava, cummin' on the RZA
whose dick is short like a baby
Who make me reminisce true like Deja, Vu!
On my rubbers, niggaz cum is like glue
Whatever you cum rubs off me, sticks to you

[Chorus]

[RZA]
Ahh-hah! Yeah
Representin Brooklyn Queens
Long Island, Manhattan Bronx
The Rugged Lands of Shaolin
I love Niggaz from Virginia, Atlanta
Fuck boys in Ohio
cummin' through with the crazy, why-oh why-oh
Fuck, niggaz from The Source
Fuck My man Kelly Moon from the GAVIN
Rod Strickland, Jason ? and yeah
true, true, my nigga is goin down on boy
We ain't nuttin ta fuck wit
The whole Texas mob, the Chicago mob
Niggaz from Detroit, fuckin California squadron
cummin' through knahmsayin? Fuckin'the whole fuckin West coast
to the whole East, fuckin niggaz from D.C.
Going own in Maryland, all the way over there in Morgan State
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
all over the whole fuckin globe, cummin' through boy
Peace to the fuckin Zulu Nation
Peace to all the Gods and the Earths, word is bond
Wu-Tang slang, blowing heads boy
It ain't safe no more!

tajeco
09-23-2005, 01:36 AM
If Bedlam didn't have so many posts here, I would question the motives for this thread. It seems as if it could be an infiltration by maybe the Gunits to make all of us say how gay Wu is, and then use it to make the Gunits feel more secure about themselves.

SHRAP
09-23-2005, 03:30 AM
hahahahahahah, gay stuff normally makes me mad but gay wu-tang thats jus hilarious

KBOS
09-23-2005, 05:48 AM
I be doing some more songs tonight,



aint no pussy in the chamber, wu fag style, 36 hard cocks of danger

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
09-23-2005, 05:54 AM
watch out for gay germs!

MefMan36
09-23-2005, 02:51 PM
\/ If you rap this with the instrumental playing it is so hilarious!


[Verse One: Gaykwon the Cum Chef]

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying hard was no jive
At second handjobs, pops bounced on old men
So then we moved to Shaolin land
A young youth, yo fuckin the gold cock, 'Lo goose
Only way, I begin to skeet off was fuck juice
And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin out dicks for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started sucking dicks at sixteen
And running up in gates, and doing niggas for high stakes
Making it gay on fire escapes
No question I would speed, for dicks and seed
The combination made my ass bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the ass all
Sticking my dick in white boys in ball courts
My dick got no bigger, same damn ass sweater
Times is ruff and tuff like ass shredders
Figured out I went the right route
So I got with a sick ass dick and went all out
Catchin cum from across seas
Rollin in MPV's (Mens Pussy Vagina) , every week we fucked forty G's
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the nine inch penis
Ch-chick-POW! Move from the dick now

Bedlam
09-23-2005, 03:02 PM
If Bedlam didn't have so many posts here, I would question the motives for this thread. It seems as if it could be an infiltration by maybe the Gunits to make all of us say how gay Wu is, and then use it to make the Gunits feel more secure about themselves.
naw, its just some shit me and Mixtape Mutt somehow started doin a couple nights ago, and i was laughin my ass off, so i thought why not bring it on here. Plus, Gunit fans don't know the lyrics to these songs well enough to take the verses and make em gay.


and that wu-tang clan is comin to fuck men, and the gay CREAM, damn. Yall are some funny ass people

KBOS
09-23-2005, 03:56 PM
MGM

[both] Yo, up in the M.G.M. dicks up
[cumface] Sike! Six niggaz fucked in flashing they dicks peace
[gaykwon] Aight! One dark skinned nigga fifty-six inch penis
wrapped around twice
[cumface] go to the gay pride parade with ice
[gaykwon] They threw fag language
[cumface] Ordered hot penis
[both] wit a anus
[cumface] Relax -- whispered, "They rap enter-faggots"
[gaykwon] Had Jizzy on, two Japanese dudes with fur-cocks look good kid
[cumface] lickin ass crack handlin hors d'ourves
[gaykwon] It's like handjob three
[cumface] We too gay for BET
You memorize the 1 to 40
[gaykwon] I'm at the dickrider degree
If a civilized fag doesn't perform anal sex, his duty
What shall be done?
[cumface] Pardon me fag, I like cocks between my buns
penis Bulgin out his sweatpants, check out his stance
See the side of his dill?
[gaykwon] Look like my cousin Lance
Left hand jacks me off rockin wit a wet crotch
[cumface] Yo I think I ramed dick in this dude while at the park, he wore the crush-dick leather with the strings dark
[gaykwon] Now I remember
[cumface] He from faggot Mountain
He and Mitch Greene fucked the streight one
[gaykwon] Near the penis fountain
[cumface] Seventh dick, Chavez bleedin from his asshole
Yo keep ya dick up that same nigga from right here
[gaykwon] Pop-jizzy ejactulating all on Liz Claiborne
Ghost had the gay Gucci mocks wit no comdon on
Seen Deion Sanders in the back with the fat fur on
[cumface] Workin dem men with the fagged out Wu shirts on
Mixed anus session Dunn
[gaykwon] fuck me some more
[cumface] Chef feathered down blinking at Chante Moore
[gaykwon] Tenth fuck Chavez tearin my inner-anus down
[cumface] Sweet fag may I lick the anus shit off
[gaykwon] It's like fags against the streight men
[cumface] Gettin penis head bit off
[gaykwon] Smooth and them fuck in
[cumface] ass ramers representin
[gaykwon] They sent a dildo over, autograph blessin
[cumface] Chef suck on my doodle twist and wank gay man spank, remember how we fucked frank?
[gaykwon] Yo I'm bout to suck a fat one
[cumface] Matter fact jerkoff two of those
[gaykwon] Yo they wound up loose anused all night
Steels took blowjob today from Chavez
[cumface] gay pride parade scheduled on October Ninth
gay pride pararde scheduled on October Ninth

KBOS
09-23-2005, 04:02 PM
maybe ima do F-A-G-G-O-T MAN F-A-G-G-OT MAN

Antibody
09-23-2005, 04:29 PM
"Cum on a Nigga"

[Intro: Raekwon the Chef]

[martial arts movie sample]
Yeah, yo, aight
Pass the dick!
(nizzuh nzza oh yes nigguh, yeah!)
Yeah, aight
suck it raw style, yeah
lick that fuckin sack

[Chorus:]

Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck wild with the dick!
Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck- I FUCK yo' ass! What?

(Suck ONE, Suck TWO, Suck THREE, Suck!)

[Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Raekwon the Chef]

Ol' Dirty Bastard, lickin big cocks!
Asshole unbreakable, shatterproof
Fuckin young youth, ya wanna get Fucked? Cumt!
BLAOW! How you fuck me now? Don't fuck the style
Ruthless wild!
Do ya wanna getcha asshole knocked the FUCK out?
Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!

Yo RZA, yo razor!
Hit me with the cockslap
The damage, my Clan understand the cum flavor
Gunnin, hummin cumin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
You could never match the Method Man's head game
For rhyme and for rapture, got niggaz screaming my name, now master
my style? Never! I put the fucking dick in the wild niggas ass kid, I'm terror
Razor sharp dick, I sever
the head from the shoulders, I'm better
than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
Let's fuck together

(Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buckwild with the dick-BLAOW!)

I cum so thick, I'm phat, and YO!
Rae came blowing and blew off ya penis black
Rape from yo Cali to Texas
Smoother than a penis, now's my turn to Fuck this
Brothers approach and half step, but get ass- fucked
HALF of it yet, and I bet you're not a fuckin vet
So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!(AHHHH THIS IS GAY ENOUGH!)

[Chorus:]

(Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck wild with the dick!
Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
I'll FUCK YOUR ASS!)

[Verse Two: Ol Dirty Bastard]

Yo...!
I come with that ol' loco
Dick in my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no whore! Play me as a girlfriend
Be on you like a dick on fire! Suck ya!
Crews be actin like they straight niggas, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and Suck my diiiiiiiccckkk!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea (GAY ENOUGH!!!!!)
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers(GAY!!!)
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger-dicked Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a gay porno theatre near YOU!
And get fucked like a prostitute!

---This song is so gay I just noticed, I barely had to change shit.
hahaha.
lmao @ cumface killah


Dicks be everywhere around me,
Cream in my tummy,
yummy, yummy, yummeeee

KBOS
09-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Intro: Dick Inspectah

Yo, one two one two Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang
It's the Wu, ramin anus in the shadows Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang
(Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang)
"Oh baby, wu tang anal rape"
Sir I, Excali-fag
"Oh baby, wu tang anal rape"
(Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang) 2X
"Oh baby, wu tang anal rape"

Verse One: Dick Inspectah/Rebel STD

Yo, aiyyo my gay style swing like Willie Mays
My anus bleeds for days, my solar penis burn through gays
My gay pride parades raid the airwaves, catch this fag page
I my penis slide, like HOMOcrafts on the ANALglades
cock master, with the fagster blade, scrotum slasher
Manufacture assholes jamed full with microphones, fuck mens anus till I get a penile fracture
long penis vision composition goin up an down anal friction
non-fiction, homo lickin pube pickin keep your arm distant
Zero pussy tolerance, dominant intelli-dicks
Wu fucks more men then ben, true colors step from the melanin
The most gay, steight men try, to not get close by
and over fuck my, hard dick make my butt choke, with they cocks up high
I jizz on the tri-state my dick vibrate trough anus beyond the Richter
Fags sense to fuck when they spot this gay nigga
The men seducer black penis in ya eye before I lose ya
handjob high I leave loose assholes in the eyes of Medusa
Top ten, faggots like wu clan, I rape men, it's often
narrow anal margin, my cock still gets rubbed on the marksman
My penis Murder ass, kill you soft like Robot fags
sperm on my cat like a british fag, observe my dildos

Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang
"Oh baby, wu tang anal rape"
(repeat both lines 4X)

Verse Two: Anus Filla

Now all pay tribute to this entity
A fat penis that surges through the butt holes
overfuckin the populace from anal entry
The Wu-Fag Dynastys' penises have emerged
suck my elite SKEET
my penis was appointed to strike homo nerve
men pretend to have utters and ram empty dicks
Observe the man on man attraction as we breathe
Seeds of MC's at these gay ass industry niggaz
jerkoff off, my clans cocks tend to squeeze off
and ejeaculate, an array of cum
that travel downwind, just respect pyrhiffic ass penitration
as I rub my hairy balls on the minds of the weak
Our dicks rise and we instert them in to loose assholes for hours, fruity power, I blow men fucker-ing over the land, I cum on my hands then give highfives to my mans
we can even voliently ass rape as we stand, expanding our CREAM
A dick in every faggots hand, man on man doggy style in the sand
Let the faggots use the physical as planned

"Oh baby, wu tang anal rape"
Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang
"Oh baby, wu tang anal rape"

Verse Three: Cappafaggot

Yo, yo, this is a gay fruit
Try to give me heed check it out I like to anal douche
penis aim take fire ass destruction
but my cock dissapear from your ear, insert it in a mouth more near, my year, dropin my stupid pubic hair everywhere
jizzin out the sky makin holes wider
fucks by Cappafaggot ram cocks on the countryside
Penis whirlpool, RZA's hard dick and my ass collide
We pro-fuck farticle exception to the rule
We the gay men that struck anus, the hardpenis
fags that made that Watercrotch go fuck GizZA the genius
The heavy-penised, put my cock down with Cyrus
Wu Pi-fucks, sneak inside an ass, low dicks
Low down dirty, nibble scrotum till twelve thirty, faggot time crawlers
Off-the-wallers, basketball gun brawlers
Cum choked out fit both fists in my anus and work then in and out from nine to seven, how many gay men does the clan have? 11 and countin
wu cockslappin, put the best dick in

Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang
"Oh baby, wu tang anal rape"
(repeat both 4X)

KBOS
09-23-2005, 05:20 PM
I despise your killing, and raping
You're... despicable

Are you, my judge?

It's just... you should be punished
I'm going to shove objects up your anus, are you ready?

Verse One: U-Fag

Yo, yeah, yo, yo
Yo, yeah
Check these high hats big dicks fuckin through the rubbish
Penis robust, homo style for you brothers
Time's ticking, erect penis handjob needs no condom
Entering men suck before the cum dry up
faggot style, jab your pointed dick slow
gay man fun, cokcs makin ass eruptions, my clan might blow
I tap dance with a swelling penis, jerk off a male model
For a breather, dirty penis slam it through a bottle
poop brown, cum on something that's homo and profound
gay partners, people of big dicks we get down,
skeet in my eye, force fuck men till they anus turn red
Nine Diagram acid black penis red left his
mic half, his scrotum likes to dangle, seriouser fag
My penis clapper def wish, everlasting asspain
heavenly God body, know me as the cock cleaner
Night champi-fag, old ass rimming style seem a
kiss of skeet skeet skeeters, to God saga why bother
while I enjoy a hard fuck with RZA's father, talk drama, cock swatters

Penis two, Chao San Poi

Verse Two: The Gayness/GizZA

Our Wu dicks be hard to kill when full grown, each member of the clan sees men to get blwon
Cocks filtered through the ass before saggy balls hit the chrome
Pro tools editing cocks that's rough
Cause a penis without a live fag isn't enough
So we attack this, male genitals make us skeet
Throw a glob of jizz to niggaz - while they have men lickin they feet
Penis copper, it ain't worth the mic stands
used by backup faggots jerking off in Atlantic City trashcans
Niggaz fuck on, and get hooked on this dick time
Real thin and my penis fit through the pipeline
LP's de-faggured with cum and potential
Niggaz blowin eacher smoothly in a sequential
order, sellin to handjob supportors
dicks be stashed inside pockets of those who lack aura

Mixtape Mutt
09-23-2005, 10:36 PM
I think we should have a battle on these forums to see who can make the best gay wu lyrics. That shit would be funny...

Chill lol, I think you'd take that shit. Your shit is fucking hilarious.

Mixtape Mutt
09-23-2005, 10:57 PM
Lmfao, K-BOS and Mef are destroying this shit. Ah man this is great. Yo, I'ma do Duel of the Iron Dildo. I'll have it for yall soon.

PEACE.

Bedlam
09-23-2005, 11:02 PM
Yeah, KBOS and Mefman36 have me in tears over here.

I'm doin 7th Chamber now

KBOS
09-23-2005, 11:13 PM
Chill lol, I think you'd take that shit. Your shit is fucking hilarious.
Good lookin out, thanks on the real, but everybodys shit here had me fuckin rollin... Oh fuck I just gotta new idea, wu tang mad libs, yall know mad libs right?

KBOS
09-23-2005, 11:14 PM
Yeah, KBOS and Mefman36 have me in tears over here.

I'm doin 7th Chamber now
nice

KBOS
09-24-2005, 12:03 AM
Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Album: Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Song: Can It Be All So homo


Intro: gaykwon the Chef

[Can it be that it was all so homo then]
Know how im gayin, penis pusher playin, take you on this lyrical high rappin bout dick
Nineteen ninety three exoticness
KnowhatI'msayin, let's get faggoty
Where's your cock at, get up on that shit aight
Yo!!


Verse One:


Blowin men on the island, AK Shaolin
Faggots whylin, cum shots thrown the phone dialin
Back in the days of eight now, when I saw a naked boy and I looked down, found out I was gay WOW
gay Rae could fit a school bus in his wide ass now
Ignorant and mad young, wanted to be a woman
So I got (SKEET! SKEET!) fucked between the bun, we was kids, suckin cocks for fun!
Then I found out, my pops had an artifical pussy since sixteen
Fuckin' that (its that fag shit!) into his anus so hard it made em scream
That's the life of a homo, one who gives hand jobs for speedos and pink polos
Im so fat its hard for a penis to navigate through my fat cheeks to the hole tho
Day one, yo, I was jizzin all over the ghetto
Now I'm a cock fiend, jet-dick the Palmet-fuck
In Medina, yo no doubt my penis got crazy clout
Pushin the big dick from down South
So when I jerk a filthy penis up
I bend over for extream insertion and duck
Cause these faggot fiends they got they anus opened up
Now my sexual parter from up north, he fucked a little boy and broke the law
It's solid as a cock and crust balls No pussy, I'm only dick playin, get his folks
Desert Eagle his dick and put 'em in a yolk (AAH!)
And to know for sure, I got rape my own anus with a big cocked robot
I pointed my penis and jizzed in my fathers pot

(Yo, gay rae, don't suck that shit, man! Don't blow his cock! <cum burst on raes face>)
Fuck that


<Chorus>


<Gaykwon> Dedicated to the transexuals and the faggots
(Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to all cocks and anus cruisers
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Gaykwon> Dedicated to the fruity guys, may I rub my scrotum against ya eye? (Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to the faggots who sell handjobs
(Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Gaykwon> Dedicated to the jizzers and the shitters
(Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to penis phat!
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Gaykwon> Faggot, yeah, yeah!


Verse Two: Cumface Killer


Yo!
Jerkin to gay sex pictures
making love with Rae as he cockslaps my face, happens to make my day
Though I'm tired of bustin off cum shots but aleast I can still eat cocks
Runnin up in spots and letting rea shit on me for sexual pleasure
I'd rather take off my gay clan members cloths instead of have hoes
Cum from last night till hangin on my living room wall, I remember I jizzed so hard thought I bust a ball
I remeber ramming my first cock, and it was old
I want to get damp, making penile fluids in the shade
Plus the cock light, asshole is a huge gap, for a small dick, its a fright
The wu tang clan rapes my dick everynight night in the moon light, I should like pussy but that don't feel right
Plus my dick is outta sight, All this talk I wanna shove a phat cock
And have enough land to fit rea's ass on and plant my own pube crops
But for now, it just a big dream, we can't shave my anus, not enough shaving CREAM
Cause I find myself in the gay bar where I'm last seen
Strange first time this week my cock relaxedI bonner for 7 days off anus I was able to maintain
Cause the anus I rammed is now changed, its new a gaping hole that smells strange
The glorious cum is gone, but the wu tang clan is still a group of fags
Yo, mad fags here got crabs
homos, passin away, I gotta use condoms, cause I ejactulate AIDs into butt holes like everyday
Receivin all types of STDs from upstate
Yo, I bite hairy scrotums with pleasure
small penis aint as fun but I be settlin for lesser
The magic penis left lessons on my dresser
So I can bang anus and ram hard anal, find a new way
Continue to suck dicks with Rae whos gay
cock-shine plays a major part in my gay rape crimes

[Peace to fagkind Cumface bang his dick on mine, faggot Word up
I ram my head up peoples anus like that]


[Can it be that it was all so homo then]

KBOS
09-24-2005, 12:50 AM
We almost have the whole 36 chambers done, now we need tearz... it should go something like this... after the anus ramming comes tearz (painful gay sex)... then... Didn't expect, to come across, a homo fucker
"Hey Shorty, check it for the anus and the cock"
But he was brave, looked him in the eye, and said "50 cent for a suck!!"
Money cum splattered him, GLOB! then he ejecatulated in the bag
cum in his pockets, then he jizzed up the Ave...


and method man aka F-A-G-G-O-T MAN F-A-G-G-O-T MAN, hey bitch get off my cock, you don't know me and you don't know im gay... then... Peep and don't sleep my crews cocks get mad deep Wu-Tang
fuckin other men right in the street

Bedlam
09-24-2005, 01:04 AM
7th Chamber

Rae: Yo Mef, where my dildo at god, where the fuck is my dildo at?
Mef: I don't know son, I dont got that shit
Rae: How you not lick my dick when I let you hold it man?
Mef: Niggas came over to suck 40 dicks and no cunts
Rae: Come on, that aint got nothing to do with my dick
Mef: I'll buy you 4 more dildos man
Ghost: ayo yo yo, god, Word is bond, Shymeek just busted all over my head 2 times, god. You know Shymeek from fuckin two 12 year olds? The nigga just bust on my head, god word is bond, Came on my head god, from outta nowhere god, I was comin to get my dildo, god word is bond, crazy cum shots went the fuck off god, The nigga was cummin on me like a new born baby god. (Did he give you head?) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DID HE GIVE ME HEAD god? The nigga layin there with all types of fuckin cum comin out of his mouth. Yo wassup god, word is bond god, I'm ready to get fuckin laid, I'm ready to get busy god wassup. (you need a condom man?) Who the fuck are you talkin to? What the fuck is you talkin bout, get the fuck outta here....

Good Morning to my dong!!!

Good morning to all you fuckin naughty head givin niggas

Word to the very hard, large niggas (Bring that fuckin dildo in here man)

Gaykwon: yo, yo , yo, yo, yo
Champion cocks that I suck, you get your boots knocked,
Then I attack your ass with my dick and pack shit DOWN,
As I cum in lengthy rounds, hardcore,
I'm lickin you more and more, like ding,
I get your ass open like 6 packs,
My killer cock attacks, throwin up fat globs of cum, is my big cock aight?
I fuck ya like a nice dyke,
Word life, I get your ass fucked fulla spite,
Check my method from Redcock, cuz I'll giva ya head in bed,
Just like suckin what? Twin Cocks!
We shake the ground while my cock just breaks ya down,
Raw pounds, My dick is at war right now,
So, yo, bombin
We Usually Touching All Niggas G-Spots
Save ya breath for when my cum makes ya vomit

Meth Woman:
I be that faggot ass nigga from the gay bar,
I'm on that nigga, plus I got those other man whores,
So how you figure that you can even suck my cock?
Hey yo RZA, your mouth has my cock on lock,
And suck it now, niggas save they're beef for my mouth,
I'm milkin this cock, this is my block, Tical,
What the fuck you wanna do? We can fuck your brothers too,
I'm like a faggot, hyper off the cum juice,
G.A.Y. style, We fuck monks with the owls
So who be fuckin men? Meth-Tical

Inspecting Dicks: yo, yeah, yo
I leave that ass in body bags, my huge cock has,
The force to leave you hot, like the tribe of My Ass,
Muderous venerials gave by a GLADD man,
It's the asshole wrecka, Inspectah, fag man,
From the cum filled lands of Vanilla, cock fanatic,
Givin head with the skill thats iller,
Dare to compare, get fucked right in the ear,
We surely do like cock, strictly male hardware
Harmed by cocks, cuz I just broke out gay prison,
Raped by the big men, and chokin on their chickens,
Low and behold, another sucking of a chode,
Down to get some mothing fucking herpes when you expose

Cumface Killah:
Slammin my hype-ass dick till your ass burst,
I rammed Shaq dead in his ass, now that's that,
Ass assassin, fastin, quick to blastin my cum on that hardcock,
I cum up in spots like Fort Cocks,
I'm hot, suck cock, Ghost thinks of long dicks,
Flashback to how I gave head to your whole project
I'm gay, I'm so fucking gay, I repeat,
If I die, it'll be from a cum O.D.
Approaching me, yo outta respect, suck your dick,
I'm gettin vexed, like fuckin a dude with a fat ass named Lex,
So, I'm fuckin gay, make way, yo go open your cave,
Peace, I'm out, sucking dick like I'm your slave.

RZA:
You gettin stripped from your garments boy, pay your dues,
I'm fuckin your asshole open like falopian tubes,
I bring head to your snake when you least expect,
We fucked ya anally boy, protect ya ass or get wrecked,
Ruler Big Fag, Fucked a guy named Tom, ass damage fatal,
Quick to stick my Wu-Fag dick right through your anal,
Suspenseful, plus being fucked with utencils,
The pencil, I stick all these things in your,
Asshole, that cum through your county like the FagDick,
Cocks through the asses, I got to fuck ya wearin glasses

Skip ODB

Jizzah:
My, My, My, My Clan sucks dick like masters,
Bust nuts, grab nuts,
Suck a nigga's dick like a Dutch faggot killa,
Dicks sucked off in Killa Hilla,
I was the thriller, while being your asshole killa,
I cum all over these fat asses, that combine and interlock,
To make a paradise for my cock,
BLAOW, now its all over,
Faggots seein dick farts, jello cocks,
gay bars, and they cum slower.

KBOS
09-24-2005, 01:49 AM
7th Chamber

Rae: Yo Mef, where my dildo at god, where the fuck is my dildo at?
Mef: I don't know son, I dont got that shit
Rae: How you not lick my dick when I let you hold it man?
Mef: Niggas came over to suck 40 dicks and no cunts
Rae: Come on, that aint got nothing to do with my dick
Mef: I'll buy you 4 more dildos man
Ghost: ayo yo yo, god, Word is bond, Shymeek just busted all over my head 2 times, god. You know Shymeek from fuckin two 12 year olds? The nigga just bust on my head, god word is bond, Came on my head god, from outta nowhere god, I was comin to get my dildo, god word is bond, crazy cum shots went the fuck off god, The nigga was cummin on me like a new born baby god. (Did he give you head?) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DID HE GIVE ME HEAD god? The nigga layin there with all types of fuckin cum comin out of his mouth. Yo wassup god, word is bond god, I'm ready to get fuckin laid, I'm ready to get busy god wassup. (you need a condom man?) Who the fuck are you talkin to? What the fuck is you talkin bout, get the fuck outta here....

LMAO!!!!!!!

Ima do winterwarz next cause I don;t think anybody would have thought to do it anyway

KBOS
09-24-2005, 02:43 AM
Winter Warz
Cumface Killah
(Ironman)

It's on..
[faggadonna] Where your penis at kid?
Ryzarector..

[Break: Gaykwon the Chef]
Yes this cock is raw, comin at your door
Start to scream out loud, Wu-Fag's fuck cocks galore
Yes the hour's four, I sucked you before
Prepare for dick fights (and plus the cold war)

[Verse One: U-Fag]
This rhyme you ram up through the RZA anal hole
Ask why I slam through my anus nine yard poles
Gaykwons dick be strong, Hunch-cock, Norte Dame
Golden Anus is bronze, place a penis on my palm
I blow extreme, spear stream be the theme
Ass ramming team, homosexual CREAM Team, redeemed
Vidal handjob, chrome dicks hear the sexual moans of Al Capone
penis POW to the bone
And jizz on the phone, dick blown off the ledge
By the alledged, faggot-fledged, like the edge of RZA's penis head
One anal instert of my feroc(ious) handheld dildo cuts
Acapella spittin shell paralyzed when you get ya penis fag touched
And critical pubic hair, hangin like umbilical
Cords, gay swords, five fingers fit in my anus
Raw be the penile rap style sore throat cause you sucked a dick
Through the fully operational, hand held dildo mm-hmm

[Break: (first two lines)]

[Verse Two: Ghostface Killah]
More than a thousand cocks cum between my buns, fag up my styles get done
I hold a scrotum, ejaculated on my own son, check it
when I slide my penis through ya anal cavity it be slick majestic, tear up ya anus which I left STD infected
Germs start to spread through your fucking crew, penis like an epic
You asked for jizz, shot up the anus like syringes
My anal rammage skill alone blows balls straight off the hinges
Masked penis, I appear to blow you like wind
With a fagged out freestyle, sharper than the RZA's penis stabbin through an ear
So sit back and let the fag explore this man crotch
Describe my penis, my dicks nice and it holds swords
And his name, black attack's the butt rimmer like migraines
With more games than wu tang tearing butt hole on trains, livid sharp pains
Penile Rebel like Dick, you can't de-boy this
You get cockbushed, penis ice skate, try to avoid small dicks
Side effects of, hot fags and gay tracks
A duffle bag full of dildos son, dipped in black
My homo culture, includes hairy balls that glide and attack just like a vulture
Cumface in Faggot Square you hate cause he cummed on your cool poster

[Break]

[Verse Three: Anus Filla]
Be on the lookout for this mass cockslaper suspect
That fills more anal fags than apartments in projects
And as far as the fruity coroners know
The penis autopsy show, it was a Shao-fag blow
Put on by my rectum brought to the academy
of the faggy Wu and learned how to put bowel movements inside your shoe
open up yo' butt hole, steadily, calm and deadly
Splatter-jizz lyrics I lick cum through your transdick
MC's submit to the cock as I kill your
asshole freestyle, civilize the faggots
homo worship this like a hard fat one
Bear-huggin men with the dick size of a python

[Break]

[Verse Four: Faggadonna]
I already knew I was gay before but kept waitin
for the dick to come strong, I keep my asshole long
Beats never worthy of my cause, I prolong
Extravangza-cock, time-fucks sits-fucks still-fucks
No penisganda, be wary of my dill
As I bring forth the fat cock, make love to your rectum
Dedicated to faggin nigga beware of the sexual 3some
Lebacock Don, Malcolm seX ripped up anus is the threat
asshole massacre, murder to ya poo-shoot
I blow the cock up, you ain't seen nuttin yet
One man died, tryin to jizz from it
ejaculate on your bifocal, watch me a-cumeth
into your asshole like RZA's fruity wet dream
Discombumberate your tech-dick and your penis scheme
Four course apple shaped cock, like a black dat to dat
You're stuck in an anus like I'm stuck taking a messy crap
Nowhere fags to fuck except GizZA bro
ass rammin motherfuckers can't stop O
in handjobillin, you don't want me to start cock sucklin
All cockslap upon the stage cause y'all faggest keep scrotums sagalin
Bitch, I don't want you I want a dick
Every other day the size of my anus hole switch
So just in case you want to suck me like Larry
All y'all fag bitches ain't got to worry
Can't get a nigga to suck my Don dime a dozen
Even if I'm cum soaked out I can't be fucked out
I'm too gay, I represent Park Hill
See my penis on the twenty dollar bill
Take a cock an smash it in, and get jizz on my butt crack
The homo LP with Faggachino dickriding in the back
asshole shit in your dick, if you gave me STDs then go to hell
Put all the other dildos back on the shelf
And instert a cock, and dial 9-1-7
1-6-0-4-9-3-11
And you could get STD hip-dick iffections
I damage any anus hole that fuck in my direction
I'm Staten Island's gayest son fuck what you heard
Faggots still rubbin that dick is absurd
My faggytoire, is U.fag.fag.R.
F.A.G. style I got a hand job in the car
and my penis got run over, by the Faggot Man jeep
Divine can't define my butt hole so deep,
anybody can stick they penis in cause I sell my body mad cheap
I hate pussy, my low cut pubes stay bushy
like a porcufuck, I part backs like an erection
Cut you like a blunt and reconfucked your design
I know you want to fuck me, cause I'm a fag who can read minds
Cuz you weak in the knees, like me, the FAG
Tryin to anal fuck a title like Wu faggot Bee
Kid suckin cock is my habit, you know I often engage in homo-sex encounters with the faggot Abbott
Me and RZA ridin dick till our anuses spew shit
under cocks, we paid our sucked debts for mad years
Hibernate the sound, and now we can shove new objects in our anus
such as beers
and blunt power, born faggotly power fuckin
The truth in my gaped out anus be the pro-fag teachin

PolitiC
09-24-2005, 02:59 AM
"gaykwon the chef:cant it all be so homo" ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah rofl..this is the best thing to read when ur in a hangover

iNtell3kT
09-24-2005, 07:54 AM
roflmmfao

thats some halarious shit

MantiZ
09-24-2005, 09:30 AM
i'm gonna make a new banga tomorrow. don't have time now... gotta drink and smoke.
MefMan and KBOS are pure fire on this gay shht! :D

My First Timbs
09-24-2005, 09:57 AM
oh my goodness.. i have never laughed harder on a forum

"see the side of his dill, look like my cousin lance"hahahahahahaha

KBOS
09-24-2005, 10:18 AM
i'm gonna make a new banga tomorrow. don't have time now... gotta drink and smoke.
MefMan and KBOS are pure fire on this gay shht! :D
nice man, I thought yours was just as good as me and MefMan

LordAnk
09-24-2005, 05:01 PM
7th Chamber


Inspecting Dicks: yo, yeah, yo
I leave that ass in body bags, my huge cock has,
The force to leave you hot, like the tribe of My Ass,
Muderous venerials gave by a GLADD man,
It's the asshole wrecka, Inspectah, fag man,
From the cum filled lands of Vanilla, cock fanatic,
Givin head with the skill thats iller,
Dare to compare, get fucked right in the ear,
We surely do like cock, strictly male hardware
Harmed by cocks, cuz I just broke out gay prison,
Raped by the big men, and chokin on their chickens,
Low and behold, another sucking of a chode,
Down to get some mothing fucking herpes when you expose

Cumface Killah:
Slammin my hype-ass dick till your ass burst,
I rammed Shaq dead in his ass, now that's that,
Ass assassin, fastin, quick to blastin my cum on that hardcock,
I cum up in spots like Fort Cocks,
I'm hot, suck cock, Ghost thinks of long dicks,
Flashback to how I gave head to your whole project
I'm gay, I'm so fucking gay, I repeat,
If I die, it'll be from a cum O.D.
Approaching me, yo outta respect, suck your dick,
I'm gettin vexed, like fuckin a dude with a fat ass named Lex,
So, I'm fuckin gay, make way, yo go open your cave,
Peace, I'm out, sucking dick like I'm your slave.

RZA:
You gettin stripped from your garments boy, pay your dues,
I'm fuckin your asshole open like falopian tubes,
I bring head to your snake when you least expect,
We fucked ya anally boy, protect ya ass or get wrecked,
Ruler Big Fag, Fucked a guy named Tom, ass damage fatal,
Quick to stick my Wu-Fag dick right through your anal,
Suspenseful, plus being fucked with utencils,
The pencil, I stick all these things in your,
Asshole, that cum through your county like the FagDick,
Cocks through the asses, I got to fuck ya wearin glasses

Skip ODB

Jizzah:
My, My, My, My Clan sucks dick masters
Bust nuts, grab nuts,
Suck a nigga's dick like a Dutch faggot killa,
Dicks sucked off in Killa Hilla,
I was the thriller, while being your asshole killa,
I cum all over these fat asses, that combine and interlock,
To make a paradise for my cock,
BLAOW, now its all over,
Faggots seein dick farts, jello cocks,
gay bars, and they cum slower.
thats fuckin hilarous dude

MefMan36
09-24-2005, 06:10 PM
Damn, I came back and went commercial on y'all, lol.

"Asshole Pit"

[RZA]
1,2, 1,2, yo check this out, it's the jump off right now
I want everybody, to put your dildos down, put your dicks down
And report to the pit, the Asshole pit
Leave your problems at home, leave your niggas at home
We gon' take it back underground, I be Bobbi Ballders
Wu-Tang Clan in yo' ass one time
It's the jump off, so just jump on my dick nigga...

[HOOK: Paulissa Morgan]
Check out my Asshole pit
A mystery unraveling
Herpes is the STD that I travel with
Don't go inside my ass if you can handle it

[Meth]
Ha, holla cross from the land of the fags
Behold the pale dick, off course (off course)
Fucking me, Wu-Tang gotta be
The best thing since cocks in Clark Wallabees [ZZZH]
African ass killers with black cocks (black cocks)
On your ass, blowin on yo' cock [ZZZH]
From Park Hill, the house on haunted hill
Every time you walk by your ass get a feeled [BLBLBH!]
Let's peel, who want to talk head skills
I spit all the semen from my grill [BOOM!]
Penis grease, and Penis room
Nigga play me, Nigga fall down, go boom [BOOM!]
Faggot niggas gather round, count down to the cock on my lips [3, 2, 1...]

[U-Cock]
I'm the kid with the golden cock

[Meth]
And I'm the unclefuckin hott Dikks [AAAAH!] pass the cock
My nigga don't front
You had it for a minute but it seem like a month [COUGH]
Now I'm chokin, swallowin, hopin
I don't croakin, from cum overdosin...
Hey kid, [won't walk straight after I...]
Wu and Meth got your asshole open (open), let's ride dick
Can't stand not having niggas that floss too much
Can't stand not having Farnsworth Bentley that nigga cost too much
Kid wanna get up then kid get touched
Kid wanna stick up then kid get fucked
I'm the one that called your bluff
When your boy tried to act tough...
Remember what Old Dirty said, I'll fuck yo' ass!
Now listen

[Meth over hook]
Fucking you Back, back and forth and forth
Back, back and forth and forth
Back, back and forth and forth
As we go...
Fucking you Back, back and forth and forth
Back, back and forth and forth
Back, back and forth and forth
As we go...

[Cumtface]
ME with the English niggas, extinguish ass burns extremist
Bald head niggas fuck wild
It's the kid with the gold cock
Stepped out like what
What's poppin, and y'all niggas homo
Blastin shae shae, chocolate penis
Rich color cocks, suck those all day
And I'll stuff ur shit I'm Goldie
That's right unclefucker don't hold me
The world's greatest blowjob, in Las Vegas, paid in cock
Dick painted on my face look ageless
Perfect combos, Ghost bang fat niggas
Jeff from Hamo, ex three bangos
Bancos, stank niggas in plain clothes
Change those, bang those, same old, same old

[Gaykwon]
Yeah y'all, straight up this the jump off right here
The asshole pit, word up represent, cock like boulders
All my rich gangsta bitch-niggas, cock killers, y'all know what time it is
Nigga do your thing, get up on that shit right now boy, do you
That's what I'm talkin 'bout

[U-Cock]
Yo, step to my hips, move yo balls like this
When we shoot the seeds of course it's ruthless
Grab the cock with no excuses
In a sec, grab the dicks and loot this
Executin, shakin all sets, and I'm breakin all ass virginity
I'm takin all men, move all best, who want the dram' next
You all stank, we fuck the bigger dicks
Bigger dick to fill your ass
Still the same fuck you for real, while you yank
Slide on it, do or die, fry to bake
Admire the greats, on fire wit a heart of hate
Bitter shark, every man anal virginity I take, heavy darts that quake
It's okay, all fakes, get caught by the dropkicks
You know the thrill, yes it's Park Hill
Yo we hit 'em with the hot skeet...
On the go, check the cum flow, sayin Wu don't pack shit...
Got dick, hold the gossip, stop sweatin whats next to my pockets
I feel the hot shit on my dick

[Meth over hook to end]

Antibody
09-24-2005, 06:14 PM
7th Chamber

Rae: Yo Mef, where my dildo at god, where the fuck is my dildo at?
Mef: I don't know son, I dont got that shit
Rae: How you not lick my dick when I let you hold it man?
Mef: Niggas came over to suck 40 dicks and no cunts
Rae: Come on, that aint got nothing to do with my dick
Mef: I'll buy you 4 more dildos man
Ghost: ayo yo yo, god, Word is bond, Shymeek just busted all over my head 2 times, god. You know Shymeek from fuckin two 12 year olds? The nigga just bust on my head, god word is bond, Came on my head god, from outta nowhere god, I was comin to get my dildo, god word is bond, crazy cum shots went the fuck off god, The nigga was cummin on me like a new born baby god. (Did he give you head?) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DID HE GIVE ME HEAD god? The nigga layin there with all types of fuckin cum comin out of his mouth. Yo wassup god, word is bond god, I'm ready to get fuckin laid, I'm ready to get busy god wassup. (you need a condom man?) Who the fuck are you talkin to? What the fuck is you talkin bout, get the fuck outta here....





Hahaha, I'll do Tearz, I don't think anyone's done that yet.

KBOS
09-24-2005, 06:17 PM
Hahaha, I'll do Tearz, I don't think anyone's done that yet.
Acually I was just about to post Tearz, but if you finished yours then feel free to post it

Bedlam
09-24-2005, 06:26 PM
yo, thanks for compliments on my 7th Chamber, I knew yall would love that intro, and decks verse.

I was thinkin wut if RZA signed on to look at the forum and looked at this thread? He would prolly quit making music cuz he thinks his fans are all gay, lol.

MefMan36
09-24-2005, 06:35 PM
"Faggots Worldwide"
(feat. Street Whore)

["Who's the knucklehead wantin my dick?" -- Cumface]
[sample repeats in background of Street's intro]

[Intro: Street Whore, (Method WoMan)]

Yo, yo
Never doubt the Life
(EHHHH! YO!) Yo
Who the fuck are you to criticize the way I fuck men?
Yo, I slap, yo, I slap dick ta ya nigga
Yo (DICK, that's my word)

[Street Whore]
Another Gay tradition, Street Fuckin, niggas
All my life I've been homosexually stricken
Always took dicks that's mines, never was given
a second chance just to pack shit not a bad decision
You can't stop the fucking or the cum that I'm givin
Quick to stick the dick in, blow you in position
Street juridictions, nigga, no restriction
Concrete composition for niggas fucked into submission
Special edition crash course mission
Push through like the ass force and crush all competition
See you from a distance, dry ass twitchin, whisperin
Fuck your man posted up like two little bitches
When you get the dick, step live or catch stitches
Or find yourself with Del, sleepin with the niggas
I got no love for females I fucks with niggas
I can stand the dick when it's all in my business
We-Bang Forever and a Gay, don't get it twisted
U get lifted, I just shoot some cum from hot buscuit
These street kids, we can't lost, we terrorize you asshole
Leave many finger prints and many witness

[Chorus: Method WoMan]

No man to cum to, no man to stuff his hide
(Yo, yo Math!)
It's them gays from the otherside "Faggots" Worldwide
Street Whore, Sodomy, no man to cum to
No man to stuff his hide, boo-hoo, we Penis Blow
Fo' sho', if it don't flow, gotta go
Fo' sho', if it don't blow, gotta go
Fo' sho', if it ain't dough, gotta go
Some didn't listen 'til I bent and BLOW!

[Dick Inspectah]
Yo, cocks sharper than a Japanese Niggas Kitana
Ninja coma, penis crack teeth on my armor
Scadalous, I blew contra-bomber, fucking niggas of Rwanda
Sex before dishonor, man-snake charmer, persona of one who makes drama
Cockfather 4 type saga, tuckin a penis in my asshole
Bombin unprepared for departure, might fuck but suck harder
Fear the blow of the not-so-silent fucker
Sure cum shotter, pass the cock to your farter
Poison dick, news photographers document the horror
While I bounce Shaun with Tywan and I from blue balls
Honorable dick scholar, cock wilder, suck dicks for top dollar
Your highnes, the crowd hollar
Got your head cock, feel the brain trauma
Crowd sponser, hotter than Bahama steam saunas
The Rebel of opera, popped off the choclate dick and the cum
Monster truck crush you imposters but still get fucked

[Chorus: Method WoMan]

No man to cum to, no man to stuff his hide
It's them gays from the otherside "Faggots" Worldwide
Anal Sex, Homocide, no man to cum to
No man to stuff his hide, boo-hoo, we Penis Blow
Fo' sho', if it don't flow, gotta go
Fo' sho', if it don't blow, gotta go
Fo' sho', if it ain't dough, gotta go
Some didn't listen 'til I bent and BLOW!

[Method WoMan]
I'm the four dick reciever with five dick potential
Overbooked cuz y'all can't understand what kinda asses I been thru
You ain't got to love me, or even pretend to
Actin like they fags, they ain't got no gay credentials
Fuck villians, cocks be fillin in your dentals
The caps pealin and fuck the feelin out ya anal
Underground, sound, for ghetto residentials
Up this niggas shit creek lookin for some more shit to get into
Got the family jewels in my mouth as I continue
to serve you everythin on that's on the menu
with Chef John Jacob, remember Sunz Of Man told you Wake Up?
My nigga smell the cum, I'm too hardcore to fuck softly
Come to free the dick and get the shit up on me
The Jedi, only use The Force if ya force it in me
Faggot What? Do get it fucked up and suck me
Rappers gettin fucked and getting they ass stuck up and flossy
Gay it is so! Bust the nut yo
Fag from the Island called Stat', here we go

[Chorus: Method WoMan]

No man to cum to, no man to stuff his hide
It's them gays from the otherside "Faggots" Worldwide
Method WoMan, Sodomy, no man to cum to
No man to stuff his hide, boo-hoo, we Penis Blow
Fo' sho', if it don't flow, gotta go
Fo' sho', if it don't blow, gotta go
Fo' sho', if it ain't dough, gotta go
Some didn't listen 'til I bent and BLOW!

["wantin my dick--wantin my dick" -- Cumface]
["Who's the knucklehead wantin my dick?" -- Cumface]
["wantin my dick--wantin my dick" -- Cumface]
["wantin my dick, gayest niggas in the..." -- Cumface]

MefMan36
09-24-2005, 06:36 PM
Thanx for the props and the feedback on these, BTW, guys.

KBOS
09-24-2005, 06:46 PM
Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Album: Enter The Wu-Fag (36 anus chambers)
Song: Tearz (from hard anal sex)
Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ ass

Chorus: (sampled)

After anal sex, comes tears

Verse One: The RZA

Yo check yo yo, check, oops, I jizzed on the script
Me and the fags get our buttholes ripped
Cocks in the dip, STD in my lip from sucking dick
Had a box, 'Boom Boom' my anus will get a cock blast
We was jizzing, on all the men that passed
Conversation turned into man on man realations, brothers had begin to undress
(Hey yo, faggot ass Ra, remember that kid ya fucked?)
Aw yeah, he cock rammed, but his penis didn't get far
Cause I rubbed the life out his cock, heh heh heh heh heh HA
Not knowin, exactly what happend to his penis head
My little brother, he gay to, my clan cockslammed his anus
until his hole was open and red
Get the didlo, it's a gay day in the summer
Didn't expect, to come across, a homo fucker
"Hey Shorty, check it for the anus and the cock"
But he was brave, looked him in the eye, and said "50 cent for a suck!!"
Money cum splattered him, GLOB! then he ejecatulated in the bag
cum in his pockets, then he jizzed up the Ave...
ass rammin so hard my clan was screamin, the fag ejactulated up and down the block
(Hey, Rakeem!) What? (Your little brother got a cum shot!)
I jizzed frantically, then I dropped down to his balls
I saw the cum, all over, the hot faggots still giving head in the street
I picked him up, then I held him by his head
His eyes shut, that's when I knew he was...
Aw man! How do I get the sperm out his eye?
It's alway the ejactulations that get in ya eye and make you blind
Memories in the corner of my anus
Flashbacks, I was pullin penis all the time
I taught him, all about the scrotum and cock
But I wish I had a chance to sing these three words

Chorus

Verse Two: Cockface Killer

Me and my fag, my sexual pleasure bringer big Moe from the gay bar
Bout to shove things in our anus, from this dude named traver
Now traver had a anus, that was deeper than a puss
Every fag from Shaolin jizzed for him out of respect
We was faggy, you know how it is when you're homo who eats shits
nockin cocks in the morning, something gots to give
Moe said he'll go first, I said I'll take next
Here, take this raincoat, and practice safe gay anal sex
He seemed to ignore, I said be for real
He's not even worth it, to ram his asshole raw deal
A fag's gonna do what a fag's gonna do
He got butt-naked and a cock slammed through his same hole thats filled with poo
Twenty minutes went by, my man went out, without a doubt
I'm not pumpin' up, I am, airin out
Hey yo, he came out jizzing with glory
I'm surprised, he's still livin', to tell his gay sex story
But he carried on, with the same old stuff
with Bennie, like a whammy, he pressed his luck
Both tried to be down with O.P.P.
Loving cock aint wrong but he got caught with the H.I.V. now
No life to live, doc says two more years
No more bleeding anus queers
So after the anal sex, I guess comes the tears

<Chorus X2>

MefMan36
09-24-2005, 06:52 PM
After anal sex, comes tears

LMAO!

KBOS
09-24-2005, 06:54 PM
^ thanks man


This thread is a fuckin classic

MefMan36
09-24-2005, 06:56 PM
4 Real. Damn I want to start doing some Wu solo shit too, like maybe tonight I'll work on OB4CL and KBOS you can take another album you want and we'll do all the songs on there. Alrite?

Antibody
09-24-2005, 07:06 PM
Queerz - I changed the chorus to fit in with the lyrics.


Chorus:

After stripping, comes queers

Verse One: The RZA

Yo check yo yo, check me strip,
you and the gods lick ya lips,
look at my dick, forty eyes open big,
see my cock, 'fap fap' the toss will blast
We was laughing, at all the girls that passed
and wanted my dick have to turn to brothers,

Tranny:

Hey Ra, after surgery can I be your lover?

The RZA:

Aw yeah, get dick and you'll get pretty far,
Ya drawers ya drop them, ooooh yeehaa!
Not knowin, exactly how to give head
My little brother, let him practice till my dick was red
Willy fondeler, it's a hot day in the summer
Didn't expect, to come across, a crazy bummer
"Hey Shorty, I'm sweaty and analed out yo"
he was relentless, looked me in the eye, and said "No!!"
His cum splattered me, BOW! jetted up my ass
He had raped me, then he jetted up the Ave.
Girls screamin, cuz they could see my dick
(Hey, Rakeem!) What? (can I give it a lick?)
I ran frantically, from the female oral,
I saw pussy of my nightmares, home closed the door yo
I picked up jimmy, then I held him by the bell end
My eyes shut, and thought about cock,
Aw man! it was big like one with sock,
wanking is the good way to bust a nut,
even tho it's easy, for me to get butt,
Flashbacks of all the dudes that I turned queer
straight as fuck, then I done em up the rear,
But I wish I could strip for tv, turn the whole word bent
Yo!

Chorus:

After stripping, comes queers

Verse Two: Cumface Killah

Me and my man, we fucked big Moe in his shelter
Bout to hit the skins, from this girl named Thelma
So I stripped for Moe, he sorta had a thing for toes,
left Thelma forever when he saw my chode,
He was flimsy, you know how it is after jizz,
Three o'clock in the morning, still more cum to give
Moe said he'll bust first, I said wanna bet?
In contest, disregarded, the laws of safe sex
He seemed to ignore, that I cummed in his meal
He cummed in my drink, think I got a raw deal
A man's gonna do what a man's gonna do
He got butt-naked and stuck it in my poo hole
Twenty minutes went by, my man went out, without a doubt
he was loosing his juice, I had a lot to spout
Hey yo, he came out laughing with glory
I'm surprised, he's still livin', to tell his story
But he carried on, he couldn't cope with my stuff
he slammed me, like a whammy, he pressed his luck
He drained his nuts forever up, you see now?
Ain't nuttin' wrong but he got caught with the H.I.V. now
No life to live, doc says two more years
if you cant cope with my ass you not a real queer

Chorus:

After stripping, comes queers

After stripping, comes queers

Antibody
09-24-2005, 07:24 PM
great KBOS got there first....


ok.

Tearz by KBOS vs Queerz by Antibody


VOTE NOW!

KBOS
09-24-2005, 07:30 PM
4 Real. Damn I want to start doing some Wu solo shit too, like maybe tonight I'll work on OB4CL and KBOS you can take another album you want and we'll do all the songs on there. Alrite?
Cool, maybe I will do liquid swords (Penius/GizZA) [anal swords]

KBOS
09-24-2005, 07:36 PM
great KBOS got there first....


ok.

Tearz by KBOS vs Queerz by Antibody


VOTE NOW!
Sorry, but I didn't want to faggatize tearz for nothing, and two is even better then one anyway.

Buy the way, I tought my RZA verse was better then yours, but I thought your ghostface verse a lot was better then mine

Antibody
09-24-2005, 07:37 PM
how about 'Trouser Swords'

KBOS
09-24-2005, 07:38 PM
how about 'Trouser Swords'
LMAO!!!

Ima make a thread with a poll to see what version of tearz was liked better...

Antibody
09-24-2005, 07:42 PM
:thumbup:

I'm gonna sleep now, so I'll check out the results tommorow.

36chambers
09-24-2005, 07:46 PM
wow this has to be the most stupidest thread in wu corp history... well done!

MefMan36
09-24-2005, 08:56 PM
Haha I just came up with a funny gay version of shark niggaz from OB4CL, here it is:

Niggaz is fuckin amazing... knowhatiímsayin?
Hell yeah man
Word... you know how niggaz be fucking and shit
Niggaz be fuckin mad niggaz n shit from niggaz man
Yeah, no doubt
Thatís what I be happy man, I love a fuckin in the ass nigga
Wanna fuck you all ahead of time
Word
Before you even get a chance to cum, they rip up your shit
True, nah niggaz be killing me though son because
Yaknow, they be fucking wrapping they arms around your waist and shit
They feel you about to cum then here they cum
Tryin to fuck it and bounce it on some nice shit
Yeah, yeah
Not Fucking like first of all and shit
Yeah
Yaknowhatiímsayin? boom, but then you got niggaz son on the real
Yaknowhatiímsayin? niggaz niggaz niggaz niggaz is fucking cumming in your
Asshole and shit
Yeah!
Whoa bad enough they fucking mad niggaz raw style
Yeah
When Nas came out, niggaz fucked the shit outta nas!
Knowhatiímsayin?
*chuckling*
Word niggaz niggaz niggaz niggaz caught his little pubic hair trimming move
And then they got wise to that shit
Yeah
Iím like damn what the fuck man?
Itís like these happy-go-lucky niggaz man when they get on man
They wanna pop a little, a little skeet
Word like I said
Youknowhatiímsayin? every few, every time you see em
Youknowhatiímsayin? like, front on donít fuck me
Yeah man
You gonna play that role play it though
Yo man, itís like this man, niggaz man
Niggaz know not to fuck around with this shit
I donít give a fuck how nasty they are
Nah son, let me tell these niggaz somethin god
I donít want niggaz fucking like me... with no nigga!
Youknowhatiímsayin? for real cause iíma approach a nigga man
For real man, I donít want nobody fucking like me man, for real son
No doubt
Bad enough nigga, I donít want nobody fuck like nobody from my clan
Man keep it real, get your own shit man, and be original
Word up
Thatís all man
And youíll be a better man
And you gonna come out on your own
Word up
Whatever how you gonna take it man, fuck it
Word up

Rebel_INS
09-24-2005, 11:19 PM
haha but uhh mixtape IS ACTAULLY REALLY GAY!!! :):)

Bedlam
09-25-2005, 02:14 AM
Gay shark niggas, lmao. Has Reunited been done? I'll post that tomaro

grijzewolf
09-25-2005, 02:19 AM
siktirin gidin

grijzewolf
09-25-2005, 02:20 AM
ik neuk jullie moeders orospun doleri

diePukey
09-25-2005, 02:22 AM
wow this has to be the most stupidest thread in wu corp history... well done!
not to mention the gayest. please delete this shit.

grijzewolf
09-25-2005, 02:23 AM
who wants something hard in his ass?

Sifu Dragon
09-25-2005, 05:49 AM
^look what y'all done now

Gay Wu Tang isn't for the kids

Aza
09-25-2005, 08:46 AM
damn u guys are gay

TeknicelStylez
09-25-2005, 09:08 AM
This thread is an extreme case of faggotry and needs to cease existance immediately.

It's like Ad-Libs Will & Grace style.

Jet Set
09-25-2005, 09:24 AM
and they all cum back for mo'

KBOS
09-25-2005, 11:38 AM
Looks like we hit a sore spot with some wu dick riders, if you aint laughin, then fuck off, we just jokin around, let us have our fuckin laughs

Sifu Dragon
09-25-2005, 12:44 PM
^your rhymin' about being gay, we're not protectin' da wu, we're callin' you fags

Antibody
09-25-2005, 01:11 PM
^your rhymin' about being gay, we're not protectin' da wu, we're callin' you fags
homophobic

Sifu Dragon
09-25-2005, 01:19 PM
^wtf, this thread is just stupid, plain stupid

'formerly arsehole' bullshit, you still are one

Bedlam
09-25-2005, 02:54 PM
settle down kiddies, its just a joke. maybe if you actually read one you'd laugh.

KBOS
09-25-2005, 03:57 PM
^your rhymin' about being gay, we're not protectin' da wu, we're callin' you fags
Let me correct you, what we're doing is editing wu lyrics and making gay versions of wu songs just for a laughs. I don't see how that makes anyone gay

Infact I would bet you a gay person would be offended by this thread... Perhaps thats why you aren't happy with this thread

Jet Set
09-25-2005, 04:50 PM
^wtf, this thread is just stupid, plain stupid

'formerly arsehole' bullshit, you still are one hahaha, hes so afraid of opening himself, he fears hes gay, hahahahah, sad lil boy

GROUPHUG

MefMan36
09-26-2005, 09:48 AM
damn u guys are gay
Yeah Sifu Dragon is really Gay!

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
09-26-2005, 10:05 AM
"u gay"............ "no u gay" ..............."mummy, he called me a homo!"..................."tag tail"


grow the fuck up!!!!!!!!

MefMan36
09-26-2005, 11:04 AM
^LMAO! Haha yeah everyone was in here having fun and then some people come and ruin it cuz they homophobic.

KBOS
09-26-2005, 03:08 PM
Lets get this shit back on track

Faggotboxing

Intro: Faggot Man/Anal Blaze
[special technique] Fuck that
[special technique of faggotboxing] God damn
(The GizZA, god damn!)
(The GizZA, god damn!) Pledge allegiance to the hip-dick!
(Faggot, god damn!) I pledge allegiance to the hip-dick
(Maximilli-on, Maximilli-on)
(Uh, yeah, ahh, uh) Anal Blaze
I pledge allegiance to the hip-dick
(Anal Blaze) Maximilli-on
Maximilli-on

Verse One: Faggot Man/Anal Blaze

I ram gay anus down to the bone gristle
Ill speaking cock missle ass seeking
My cock Blazing, ass-mares like Wes Craven
Niggaz jizzing, my third eye got cum in it
Before it happen
You know about them fucking Staten
Kids they pullin out they dicks
Everything huh, in any dick form or simply cock blastin
Now all the faggots talking bout how many dicks they havin , yum
Is you bustin assholes open or is cockslappin ? Yum
Your penis be takin out my assHOLE
You shoulda learnt about the asshole and using a penis to comb your afro
Ticallion stallion, chinky dick and low balls
From my craps to the STD on my cock hole
I keeps it movin, men is just what the fuck I'm doin
gay insomniac, fiend to catch a nigga jizz shootin
Slip the cardiac arrest me, hairy men and dick-hop posess me
Crunch an anus like a Nestle, you know my SKEETZ
with my STD I be burning to the third degree, dick sucking fag cat top pedigree
The scrotum toucher, anus bum rusher
You don't like it dick up in ya fuck ya

(allow my cock to demonstrate) That's right, you sexy-ass
(the skill of jizzing all over Shaolin) gay motherfuckers
(The special anus technique) Better go back and check
(of faggotboxing) your fuckin asses
(FAGGOTboxing) Cause your pubes ain't nappy enough
And your cock ain't rugged enough
Fag

Verse Two: The Penius/GizZA

I rub MC's back in the rec room era
My testicals broke motherfuckin backs like Ken Patera
Most gay niggaz fuck loud but unheard
Once I pulled my dick, round it off to the nearest third
Check these non visual homos, with sex tapes and a portrait
Flood the gay bay, tryin to sell dick this corporate
indsutry, but what them streight men can't see
must break through the anal cavity like the faggy Wu, unexpectedly
Protect Ya Dick, my trouser sword still remain mad anal
Before I ass ram the mic, RZA suck off my busy testical
We smash through asshole all year round from June to June
While niggaz ejaculate immediately if not soon
Set the cock rubbin, and it turnes out to be a homo rape
As this two thousand beyond slang masturbate
Amplify my penis through vacumn tubes compressions
cause RZA, to charge niggaz twenty G's a fuck session

Verse Three: faggot Man/Anal Blaze

When my mouth start to suck dicks in, and the strategy
is to masturbate as my cock thickens, this be that faggot Wu shit
I like to give ass rimming FUCKS
and have a brother suckin on my nuts
ass-hat protect your gay
Look at mama baby boy smashing anus cause he aint streight today
No time for sleep, I my cock gets deep in any faggots hole
Killa Fag, that be holdin down his penis cone, ass licking son
Wu homo number one, protect your dick
Flying guillotines make me cum, I fuck so hard they have bloody assholes
Hard dicks and ass filler tactics, spittin cum when I fucks
semi-faggotmatic slurps, peep the ass ridin dick
homo from the genie bottle, wet the crotch
slam the ass now, full throttle, time to get cummy
Fuck till his ass corrode, I keeps it faggy
Man on my nutsac, and spittin lung-ghies
At a streight nigga dat, don't understand the fact
We enjoy a fuck up RZA's ass and we jizz in his crack
and I know how to fudge-pack
gay rap walking around just jizzing on the Stat, dilla fill faggots
How to get your stuck dick out my ass, break it down
gay men forever now
The cock jammings getting good and my finger smelly now

(Allow me to demonstrate the faggy skill of just walking around cock slamming until you've jizzed all over Shaolin)
(anus-faggotboxing, the special technique of faggotboxing)
(faggotboxing)

GOGETA
09-26-2005, 03:16 PM
y'all are some serious headcases. i advise psychiatric assistance...

My First Timbs
09-26-2005, 03:18 PM
i swear.. this thread is becoming famous.. i was on another non related music forum and they were talkin bout it.

KBOS
09-26-2005, 03:36 PM
i swear.. this thread is becoming famous.. i was on another non related music forum and they were talkin bout it.
where?

Bedlam
09-26-2005, 04:21 PM
i swear.. this thread is becoming famous.. i was on another non related music forum and they were talkin bout it.
thats awesome

My First Timbs
09-26-2005, 04:28 PM
im tryin to find it again.. it was on the vh1 forum..

MefMan36
09-26-2005, 04:54 PM
"Faggotology"


Intro: Gaykwon (plus sample of tony montana having an argument)

"i told you a long time ago you little fuck monkey
Not to fuck me that way."
"hey hey, who the fuck's dick you think you goin for huh? ? !"
"who the fuck you think I am your fuckin dough-boy? "
"you wanna go to war? .... wanna go to war, ok? "

Comin up on half a mil, we build
Get real god, taking you on another one son
Uhh, julio igleasias
Makin cream in that nigga

Verse one: cumface killer

Yo, first of all son, peep the asson
Many brothers I be fuckin and bustin mad cum inside the ass
Call me cock snatcher, just the brother for the rapeture
I handjob, holdin on strong dick, hard to capture
Extravagant, rza fuck the fag and itís militant
Then I react, like a cummed dick, and start packing shit
Itís manifested, the fags fuck quickly
Dealin in my cypher I'm involved around dick tease
The ninth chamber, nigga trapped inside my asshole
You try to flee but you got fucked up by the dick blow (blaow! blaow! blaow!)
No question, I fuck your ass back, right to the essence
Your whole frame is smothered in dirt, now how you restin
While Iíll be trapped by fags, locked behind doors
Fucking niggaz in airplanes cause fags rules
Every dick around me black as you can see
Swallow this cum verse like my pee
Then analyze my ball sack for satisfaction
You adapt like a flashback chain reaction

Verse two: Gaykwon the chef

Just a minute son...
Cocks black bust back like seventy fags
Iím all that, street niggaz knowin my nuts black
Ron g, you know he fucking with me see
Marvelous, menace foí straight society
But anyway, letís toast, champagne thoughts of fucking ghost
I max the most cumshots through the nose
Phonograph big cock put me on top
ílo wears, and tommy hil fly shit with a cock
The witty unpredictable live shit, drive my shit
Do or die shit, Iíll take your anal virginity and shit
And then you know Iím runnin through the penis foul
Four-balls child was wild
The old man snitched, we fucked him, you know it, one love kid
No Iím not doin a bitch
Too much to get for what cause I want what six niggaz got
Stuck, and the nigga ass was fucked
Yo fuck that, faggotology rap
Penis stay jet black floating in the flyest ass
Nigga... bring it!
Yeah

Outro: gaykwon

Much love go to new york city
All my big cockin niggaz

Bedlam
09-26-2005, 05:26 PM
hahaha, nice shit KBOS and Mefman

"amplify my penis" - Faggotboxing

mefman, your Rae verse was way better than your ghost verse, i was dying, lmao. "The old man snitched, so we fucked him"

KBOS
09-26-2005, 07:23 PM
I made outro funny as fuck
-------------------------------------

I gotcha penis

Chorus: GizZA and rza

I gotcha penis, but you best to watch your anus
Cause itís the faggots that fuck anal, they be fudge packin with their dick
I gotcha penis, but you best to watch your anus
Cause itís the faggots that fuck anal, they be fudge packin with their dick (they fudge packin with their dick)

Lyrics:

I was always taught my doís and doníts
For doís I did, and for doníts, I said I wonít
Iím from brooklyn, a place where fags are born
jizz is shot up, and big cocks have assholes torn
And ripped up, stripped up, shacked up and backed up
From fiends like me, cause I be man suckin on the scene, they got my dick up
Cause kids are fucking anal in my lobby
Little steve and bobby
Gettin paid but itís a scrotum-threatening hobby
Yeah, they still play pull out a dick and peep
GZA and wu be seekin for the cock, and we hide and let the cops peep
Streight folks say we should stop calling for sex on they phone
and leave them alone in their home
Before the wu tang clan come and ejaculate on their momís home
Because when we cock ride its hectic, so fuckin hectic
Blaow! blaow! blaow! penile fluids are ejected
My anal cavity is so far from tight
Coulda wrote a book with a title age 12 and in the closet
Then I realized the plan
Iím trapped in a anal porno film, with just one man
So I donít only watch my penis, I watch my anus
Cause itís the faggots that fuck anal, they be fudge packin with their dick
Back on this fag whose got my didlo up his butt
I turned down pussy from pamela and crystal just so I could blow my mans cock like a wistle
You know your town is gay
when you see the men cockslappin and scrotum smashin at all times of day
Kid come home from ridin the dick and nuthin changes
What is the meaning of faggot (what? )
Is it raging homos cock slamming innocent motherfuckers everytime?
Little shorties suck cocks in the schoolyard
Tryin to figure out their sexuality, why is life so hard
Then as soon as they reach the playground, squirt!
Cum shots ring off and now one of them gay WOW
I think its fun to fuck men in all this cumfire
I wish I could suck a penis right now like a dragged out umpire
But itís a anal cavity blastin day, and my penis never cease to insert
faggots take cock over cunt any day, so...

Chorus 3x

Rza - I gotcha dick (8x)
I gotcha dick so you best to watch your anus
Cause itís the faggots that fuck anal, they be fudge packin with their dick
I gotcha dick but you best to watch your anus
Itís the faggots who fuck anal, they be fudge packin with their dick

Outro: (lp version only)

*old man*
Your cockslapping tech, nique, is, mag-ni-ficent
When slapping two cocks together
A sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say
Iíd always hoped to cockslap like that someday
To hear that sound
But to have it happen to my own cock is... ridiculous
*man gasps for air*

MefMan36
09-26-2005, 08:04 PM
hahaha, nice shit KBOS and Mefman

"amplify my penis" - Faggotboxing

mefman, your Rae verse was way better than your ghost verse, i was dying, lmao. "The old man snitched, so we fucked him"
4 sure man thanx. Ghosts was hard 2 do, IMO the funniest part of the Ghos verse was inspect my ball sack 4 satisfaction.

Peace

MefMan36
09-26-2005, 08:06 PM
Because when we cock ride its hectic, so fuckin hectic
Blaow! blaow! blaow! penile fluids are ejected

LMAO!

KBOS
09-26-2005, 09:10 PM
Yo we need to get back on this and have plenty more songs, im gonna try to keep this shit on the front page till every song is done or it gets old

Bedlam
09-26-2005, 09:39 PM
^I would help some more, but I've been busy with school and shit, I'll try to do Reunited and Visionz as soon as possible. I've already got some gay shit thought up, lol

Jet Set
09-27-2005, 04:07 AM
cotdamn how much more time do you guys got on your typing fingers?

this shit is mass murder

KBOS
09-27-2005, 05:17 AM
cotdamn how much more time do you guys got on your typing fingers?

this shit is mass murder
I never spent more then 20mins a day on it

TeknicelStylez
09-27-2005, 05:39 AM
I don't got a problem with yall insultin wu or anything, I'm just saying theres something wrong with these verses.

I read them and I'm just like "Wow thats really gay." I don't think someone should create shit like that. lol

KBOS
09-27-2005, 06:29 AM
I don't got a problem with yall insultin wu or anything, I'm just saying theres something wrong with these verses.

I read them and I'm just like "Wow thats really gay." I don't think someone should create shit like that. lol
If you don't find humor in the lyrics then I respect your opinion, but we find it funny and I hope you respect our opinion, thats all...

MefMan36
09-27-2005, 11:39 AM
^For real

theratkid
09-27-2005, 12:42 PM
A joke is a joke, but you guys need help.

Antibody
09-27-2005, 01:47 PM
Gay Wu-Tang lives on!

KBOS
09-27-2005, 02:23 PM
you guys need help.
Why? Because we can find humor in something you can't?

KBOS
09-27-2005, 03:00 PM
GizZA: Trouser swords

When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the gayest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's sexual pleasurer.
He insterted his penis in a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a gay time for the empire.
The Shogun just particularly enjoyed a dildo in his asshole -- and it never came out.
People said his brain was infected by FAGGOTS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the STDs.
He wasn't wasn't attracted to the Shogun, but the Shogun was attracted to him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja homos to our house.
They were supposed to pleasure my father... but they didn't.
*woman screams*
That was the night everything changed *voice fades*

Intro Two: RZA

See, sometimes...
You gotta see how many figers fits in their ass
See streight men don't know where this shit started
Y'all know where it came from
I'm sayin we gonna take y'all back to the dicks we bounce on,
yo

Chorus: RZA, GizZA

When the homos came, to live our their name
And to perform handjobs (cock on cock)
Some had, to snort cocaine (caiiinnne) to act insane (sannne)
with before Pete Rock-ed it on, now gone
that the mental plane (plaaanne) to spark the brain (brainnn)
with the building to be born
Yo RZA flip ya dick out to fuck that guy
anal pound em check chicka icka etta UHH

Verse One:

Real faggots like me eat each others shit
and dick bites I suck cock swords and fuck clowns
My penis is too swift so it goes deep into an anus, remembers that, write it down
I slam anal until its a bloody murder scene, like a syringe on a scrotum
on dick sucker foul shit shit, to insert my penis in a fiend
But I would rather use yo cock, till my anus swollen and hurt
I catch mad AIDs from not rollin smart, please jizz while I fart
I like to have mad pressure on my balls, please suck them off
We doing man on man right in the dirt
cocks I played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt
my cock size is minimum, and faggotty like sandals
My minimum penis stacks cum in old mens ears on a gamble
Energy is felt once my penis is dealt
My clan slam anal with the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts
thats my dick attack, in my mans ass its like cyclones or typhoon
I ride a dick from midnight to high noon
My jizz be pink, nigga I wank
I drop mega ejactulations on your mustache faster than you blink (got milk *wink*)
Cause I have homos cock riding at a tremendous speed
Clouds of smoke, thats right, my man cock slammin be smokin and free
Only fuck ya if ya circumsized and have a fetish for letting the wu slurp ya pee
WOWZERS, WATCH MY PENIS SNEAK OUT MY TROUSERS
Turn that dick up, my clan in da front want it

Chorus

Verse Two:

I'm on a cock rubbing Mission, that even the gayest say is Impossible
But when I swing my dick they anus be cum full
I be the pubic hair chopper, the cock nocker
Child ejaculator, plus dick to ass cordinator
Cause gay styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers
ya balls are weak, like jizzed on radio speakers
Would you enjoy a stop in my station for an anal attack?
while your plan failed, hit your penis, like fag-gat
I be the homo that like to fuck 4, or maybe more
Down by law, I rape law
I be cock suckin justice, I sentence my own penis to jizz some more
round the clock, cum in your eye and time check it
With the hard dill I be stickin but you can't stick to anal
Fuck your anus its the Wu, slid off our cock on the DL
I enjoy ejecting cum into seashells, I rock these balls
Now come aboard my anus, it's Medina bound
Into the anal chamber, and it's a whole different sound
It's a wide entrance, so letcha jizz exit like a funnel
So deep in my asshole you would swear its a tunnel
Faggots are fascinated as soon as my dick get in
Get vaccinated, my jizz just got branded on your skin

Chorus

Bedlam
09-27-2005, 07:31 PM
Child ejaculator, plus dick to ass cordinator



LMAO^

TSA
09-27-2005, 07:45 PM
idk if someones already saidit but ODB says Ill suck your dick on a song i know it lol what song is that.

Jet Set
09-27-2005, 07:50 PM
u gays should make a gay-tang lyrics site

KBOS
09-27-2005, 08:36 PM
Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Album: Enter the Wu-Fag (36 assholes)
Song: Faggot Man

jizzing all over the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Fag Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GizZA, Ol Dirty Faggot, Dick Inspectah, Gaekwon the cum Chef
U-Fag, CockFace Killer and the Faggot Man

F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN

Verse One:

Hey, bitch, get off my chode
You don't know me and you don't know im mad homo
Who be gettin they anus slammed when they come to a jam?
Here I am here I am, the Faggot Man
Penis cake Penis cake hey the faggot man
Don't eat Skippy, I eat jizz and fags like peter pan
I suck penis butter
In fact I don't anus ram with a rubber
I be gay gay I am
And I don't like pussy, I'd rather have a scrotum in my hand
Penile style will hit ya, wham!, then dick jam
You be like oh shit you jizzed my anus like BLAM
boner up now watch me dick ride buckwu-wu-wild
I'm about to homo blow suck it up
I intert my dick into a man upside downside inside and outside
and I be cockslappin you from every angle there's no doubt
I am, the one and only Faggot Man
The master of the plan suckin dick like sam
CUM, with some of this and some of that
Hold up (what?) I don't like pussy take it back
Over there, but I think he best to beware, of my gayness every day its...
Of the diggy dog shit right here
Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
Like Deck said isn't it fun to tear through my hole?
Jizzin like rah ooh ah achie kah
Tell me how ya like it so far homo-whore
I be dickridin in motion coast to coast and
Rub it on your ball sack with my extra gay motion
Bring my anus the commotion, oh my lord
Another asshole fucked by the Wu-Fag sword
Hey hey hey like Fag Albert
It's the Faggot Man ain't no if ands about it
It's the Faggot

Break:

All right, y'all get ya STDs, get ya cock, get ya skins
Don't forget your anus
And we fag it like this

I got, fat cocks to suck
I got, gay men to fuck
And I'm about to go get fudge packed
Yes I'm about to go get fudge packed

I got, fat cocks to suck
I got, gay men to fuck
And I'm about to go get fudge packed
Yes I'm about to go get fudge packed


Verse Two:

Uhh
S-U-C-K suck and I fuck
Blowjob in the snow when the cold wind's blowin
my mouth be where the cock go in
Zoom, I shove the mic up my ass like boom
Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
Question what exactly is an anal raider
homo behaviour savior or major flavor
All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
Also fag I like men cause they super
Not an average Joe I fuck men for doe
Doing faggot things with faggot hoes
Yo I'm super when I ejacualte you squirm
For my, Su-per duper Sperm (ass smash it)
Check it I give a man on man raw butt naked
when anal smash my gas pass, im a faggot
Let's our dicks shifted as I balls
I make jizz missles and shoot cum like a pistol
dick is loaded when I cockjam bang dang
A Wu-Fag rub dicks on your brain
H-U-M-P men hump my hairy balls thump
Make homos rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
Wow, the faggy Shao-dick style is all in me
Child, the whole damn gay community be fuckin me
A-N-U-S-R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw ride a penis so be I cry
Meaning when I'm done my butt burn cause I toss salad
I don't use protection ima die
Ooh I be the super sperm
Chim faggy chim chim cherie
Freak a man and give handjobs for free
Now how many cum shots does it take
For me to fill an anus up, thats a lot to ejaculate
Rape and don't make love, the clans all got anus mad deep Wu-Fags
rape motherfuckers and jizz on their face like bleach
So to each and every homo crew
You're anus is wide, my cock can fit right through
You're hole is gonna be cock jammed until you have to poo
Anus so open I like to fuck it with my shoe
and ya didnt have friends to begin with
I'm

F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN

Here I am, here I am, the faggot Man

Outro: RZA

Ejaculating on the slums of Shaolin
Wu-Tang Killa Fagz on a swarm
[Your soul cock just been taken through the 36 anus holes of death, kid]

*coughing out jizz*
[Word to mother, Faggot Man jerking off, peace]

Bedlam
09-27-2005, 10:19 PM
omg^ we finally got the gay 36 chambers done.

Jet Set
09-28-2005, 04:23 AM
Yall should record it

Mark
09-28-2005, 04:41 AM
This whole topic is so crazy DAMN :\ Its classic tho.

Mark
09-28-2005, 05:03 AM
Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Album: Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Song: Can It Be All So homo


Intro: gaykwon the Chef

[Can it be that it was all so homo then]
Know how im gayin, penis pusher playin, take you on this lyrical high rappin bout dick
Nineteen ninety three exoticness
KnowhatI'msayin, let's get faggoty
Where's your cock at, get up on that shit aight
Yo!!


Verse One:


Blowin men on the island, AK Shaolin
Faggots whylin, cum shots thrown the phone dialin
Back in the days of eight now, when I saw a naked boy and I looked down, found out I was gay WOW
gay Rae could fit a school bus in his wide ass now
Ignorant and mad young, wanted to be a woman
So I got (SKEET! SKEET!) fucked between the bun, we was kids, suckin cocks for fun!
Then I found out, my pops had an artifical pussy since sixteen
Fuckin' that (its that fag shit!) into his anus so hard it made em scream
That's the life of a homo, one who gives hand jobs for speedos and pink polos
Im so fat its hard for a penis to navigate through my fat cheeks to the hole tho
Day one, yo, I was jizzin all over the ghetto
Now I'm a cock fiend, jet-dick the Palmet-fuck
In Medina, yo no doubt my penis got crazy clout
Pushin the big dick from down South
So when I jerk a filthy penis up
I bend over for extream insertion and duck
Cause these faggot fiends they got they anus opened up
Now my sexual parter from up north, he fucked a little boy and broke the law
It's solid as a cock and crust balls No pussy, I'm only dick playin, get his folks
Desert Eagle his dick and put 'em in a yolk (AAH!)
And to know for sure, I got rape my own anus with a big cocked robot
I pointed my penis and jizzed in my fathers pot

(Yo, gay rae, don't suck that shit, man! Don't blow his cock! <cum burst on raes face>)
Fuck that


<Chorus>


<Gaykwon> Dedicated to the transexuals and the faggots
(Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to all cocks and anus cruisers
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Gaykwon> Dedicated to the fruity guys, may I rub my scrotum against ya eye? (Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to the faggots who sell handjobs
(Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Gaykwon> Dedicated to the jizzers and the shitters
(Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
<Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to penis phat!
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Gaykwon> Faggot, yeah, yeah!


Verse Two: Cumface Killer


Yo!
Jerkin to gay sex pictures
making love with Rae as he cockslaps my face, happens to make my day
Though I'm tired of bustin off cum shots but aleast I can still eat cocks
Runnin up in spots and letting rea shit on me for sexual pleasure
I'd rather take off my gay clan members cloths instead of have hoes
Cum from last night till hangin on my living room wall, I remember I jizzed so hard thought I bust a ball
I remeber ramming my first cock, and it was old
I want to get damp, making penile fluids in the shade
Plus the cock light, asshole is a huge gap, for a small dick, its a fright
The wu tang clan rapes my dick everynight night in the moon light, I should like pussy but that don't feel right
Plus my dick is outta sight, All this talk I wanna shove a phat cock
And have enough land to fit rea's ass on and plant my own pube crops
But for now, it just a big dream, we can't shave my anus, not enough shaving CREAM
Cause I find myself in the gay bar where I'm last seen
Strange first time this week my cock relaxedI bonner for 7 days off anus I was able to maintain
Cause the anus I rammed is now changed, its new a gaping hole that smells strange
The glorious cum is gone, but the wu tang clan is still a group of fags
Yo, mad fags here got crabs
homos, passin away, I gotta use condoms, cause I ejactulate AIDs into butt holes like everyday
Receivin all types of STDs from upstate
Yo, I bite hairy scrotums with pleasure
small penis aint as fun but I be settlin for lesser
The magic penis left lessons on my dresser
So I can bang anus and ram hard anal, find a new way
Continue to suck dicks with Rae whos gay
cock-shine plays a major part in my gay rape crimes

[Peace to fagkind Cumface bang his dick on mine, faggot Word up
I ram my head up peoples anus like that]


[Can it be that it was all so homo then]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING :lmao:

My First Timbs
09-28-2005, 09:48 AM
yea these songs should definately be recorded by yall and then uploaded.. this could really turn into something

im sure yall got the instrumentals for these songs right?

Gennadiy
09-28-2005, 02:16 PM
What. The. Fuck.

Bedlam
09-28-2005, 09:16 PM
can't let this slip off the front page. Visonz and reunited tomaro

4-Bar Killer
09-29-2005, 10:42 AM
[RZA]
All you fags, be cryin for these straigt guys
All you fellas, be beggin for these holes

{*scratched samples*}
"Put Both hands on it" - Ghost, "Pullin out cocks" - Raekwon
"It's Double barreled!" - Meth, "Blow-job'ed the waiter he's kinda dusty" - Ghost
"We fags, don't test" - Raekwon, "Suck on it proper, potnah" - Meth
"Cumin on the thirty-six inch chamber" - Meth
"Straight guys, let the hips spin" - GZA, "Many brothers y'all be fucking"
"Cum shots, all guys on the block, stay hot!" - Inspectah Deck
"If ya play with Wu, we want ta fuck witchu" - Method Man

[Ghostface Killah]
Who the fuck knocked my boyfriend down?
Who the man behind the hetero massacre, step up now
Where the fat cocks at huh is you insane male-bitch?
Fuck a chick in my hood and get raped to bits!
In a mans lap, that's where I rest my head
I understand you wanna suck the rest too, Niggaz, I make them wet
Gays in America, together we suck, divided we knock
Mr. Bush bend low, I'm in charge of the anus war!

[Inspectah Deck]
Yes yes y'all, the P-E-N-I-S fuck y'all
Stop hearts like viagra, let's brawl
Never stop, stir it up at a male dance-ball
Male Booty-call wheres my cock, theres some for all
And all for some, we draw the dicks on impulse
Sperm in the envelope, put it on your asshole
Then wank a minute as we suck off Bill
Providin you hard erection without pills

[Chorus: Method Man]
Y'all know the rules, we only fuck with dudes man
How the fuck did we get so wet man?
Never butt-fuck anyone except my crew
If ya play with Wu we want ta fuck witchu

[Masta Killa]
Y'all heteros better guard ya hole, it's all real
We live from san francisco, I am the Suck Me-Bill
Hello wonderful, wheight the balls
Let me kiss with the fellas for the halls
I'm rollin with the Faggot "I-Will Fuck" from Kill n' Suck, rock on Bobby's Cock
Brothers that'll fuck for the will of the righteous
Twenty-five mins to hours, we pull of trousers
You sperm so little thats the hole's hard to fill

[StreetLife]
How you livin your life? I'm surrounded by homosexualz
Many guys tote cocks without the serial
High-tech, dildo intellect, it's digital
Gay flicks that's original, never do it individual
New York's gayest, always supply you with the latest
We in the hall of gayest, and still lick you as the greatest
Took a year as hetero, now you wanna hate us
Thanks to all you fellas for all the sperm you gave us

[Chorus]

[Gaykwon the Chef]
Sendin love-letters to Elton John, my boyfriend's in gay flicks on Viacom
Order strap-ons, it's worth the money, I adorns
Order sperm-drinks, all real fags wear your woman minks yo
We got the condoms on, lookin all female
Daddy call me Asian Hooker I fuck to get money from now on
Payday flash Visas dressin' like, it's Gay parades e'ryday
Don't fuck chicks, rather a male russian
Your sperm that float through my legs, dick head come up, drop cocks yo

[Method Man]
We can eat viagra pills now, or we can use these toys
I sleep with StreetLife, I always been a Butt-hole Boy
Who y'all licking? Tryin to act like your cock's fittin
Confused with your cock up my' ass like who's shittin?
It's Hot Nixon, new guys but same position
Licking average three-five-seven men each day and still hittin
Im still bitchin, wearin woman clothes and play the chicken
I'm still here, one ball missin and still jigling
Ohh it's haaaaaaaaaaaard! My cock is hard like a criminal
Make love with a tennis shoe, spit sperm to finish you
It's the Faggot Man, for short Mr. Fag
I can bang this motherfucker ain't WuMan, look at his cock

"Cumin on the thirty-six inch chamber" - Meth
"Suck on it proper, potnah" - Meth - "Woman, Tang, Woman, Tang"

[Method Man]
It's Woman-Tang, raping yo' gang, crushin the hole
Sexy male thugs, tighting the chain, hand cuffin there cocks
Who gets erection, fagged up playin with double penetration
Force a nigga to take off his pants, see what I'm sayin is..

[Chorus]

Bedlam
09-29-2005, 07:46 PM
lmao^ nice

Murdah Piff
09-29-2005, 08:54 PM
mr. excitement sounds pretty gay

Dr Zayus
09-29-2005, 08:57 PM
You realise that you're actually closet fags, right? Because nobody in their right mind would do anything as lame or blatantly homosexual as this if they were in fact sure of their own sexuality.

KBOS
09-30-2005, 06:18 AM
You realise that you're actually closet fags, right? Because nobody in their right mind would do anything as lame or blatantly homosexual as this if they were in fact sure of their own sexuality.

You don't know me, I made some gay jokes, so what. Like I said eariler, the real fags on this thread are the ones taking it way to seriously. In fact I figure a gay person would be offended by this thread

Jet Set
10-22-2005, 02:22 PM
You realise that you're actually closet fags, right? Because nobody in their right mind would do anything as lame or blatantly homosexual as this if they were in fact sure of their own sexuality. the kids

Ironman Starks
10-22-2005, 03:47 PM
You realise that you're actually closet fags, right? Because nobody in their right mind would do anything as lame or blatantly homosexual as this if they were in fact sure of their own sexuality.
wow this kid is a herb

MefMan36
10-22-2005, 04:02 PM
haha, I almost forgot about this thread

dreday99
10-22-2005, 11:03 PM
"im the nigga that made you man, when your raps wasnt doin well, im the nigga that gave you head...."

im pretty sure thats the actual "i cant go to sleep" quote. please correct me if im wrong.
"i'm the nigga that made you MAN/ when your raps wasn't doing well/ i'm the nigga that gave you a HAND"

man rhymes with hand. what is all this other shit, head, hit? c'mon q-tips folks...

PolitiC
10-23-2005, 03:05 AM
lol this thread still alive?yo why not make it a sticky

lil Penis
10-23-2005, 05:31 AM
Homo's

Revolution
10-23-2005, 10:16 AM
You're all faggots for posting this shit.

Anyway the worst shit I ever heard from the Wu came from the Chef himself, Raekwon.
RAW LIKE FUCK KID That was wack "like fuck kid". Rae relies on using the words 'black' and 'god' too much, which automatically makes him suck.

Too_Poetic
02-13-2006, 01:35 AM
Am i the only one that thinks this is rude and dissrespectfull?

crass
02-13-2006, 01:42 AM
"revolution" was a tool

Bedlam
03-15-2006, 10:45 PM
The time has come, Gay Wu-Tang stuff returns...