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EAGLE EYE
09-19-2009, 03:17 AM
Looking for wedding gifts and ended up talking to this 60+ something year old appliance guy. I've never seen a man so happy to shoot the shit. We can't forget about our Sears appliance doods in this cuntry. Think of how lonely they get.

And this guy informed me about washers and dryers like it was life or death. This man had MAYTAG & KENMORE VISION IN A FUCKING WHIRLPOOL SPIN.




They don't make 'em like they used too. Name the last time you actually received real customer service?

SKAMPOE
09-19-2009, 03:20 AM
sears still exists? buhahaha damn smh i aint seen one of thos since i was like 8 or 9 y/o

EAGLE EYE
09-19-2009, 03:25 AM
sears still exists? buhahaha damn smh i aint seen one of thos since i was like 8 or 9 y/o




hahaha I surpised too. Last time I walked through one I was like 14-15. It was like going back in time.



I heard K-mart still exists in some parts. Its weird watching some of these old chains struggling for relevance.

Uncle Steezo
09-19-2009, 03:26 AM
http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://blog.soliant.com/wp-content/uploads/maytag-man.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHMPmN1fOxPRNyejsjDHuYMr98z9A
i feel ya rob. i had the same exp when i was buying house paint at the Depot.
old man new his shit.



skampoe you know you still buy your sky blue extra husky wranglers at the Hartford Sears.


we got a Super K (kmart's walmart clone).

SKAMPOE
09-19-2009, 03:31 AM
hartford is like 4 hours away from me, ny is 45 minutes away, do the math. but round here we dont have a sears, we have walmart and malls and malls and one kmart left!

Uncle Steezo
09-19-2009, 03:41 AM
this chick wants me to come up to hartford next month. i didn't know it was that far from the city.

i was gonna post a "open the door nigga" thread from my berry. right in front of ya crib.

SKAMPOE
09-19-2009, 03:50 AM
come thru n spark me up sun

narc
09-19-2009, 09:05 AM
Once i went to curries to buy a new TV set. A filthy nigerian was trying as hard as he could to make me buy two tvs and unzip my trousers.

JerseyIronman
09-19-2009, 09:12 AM
hartford is like 4 hours away from me, ny is 45 minutes away, do the math. but round here we dont have a sears, we have walmart and malls and malls and one kmart left!

lol hartford isnt 4 hours away from u, what r u smoking? its like 1 hour.

Style the visit is back on.

Uncle Steezo
09-19-2009, 09:25 AM
i shoulda known.
skampoe ain't gone further than a 2 mile radius of the crib.


fuck around J.Iron, i'll swing by jersey and gavinate you.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-19-2009, 09:40 AM
The Gavination Bus Tour.

Has a nice ring to it.

JerseyIronman
09-19-2009, 09:43 AM
i shoulda known.
skampoe ain't gone further than a 2 mile radius of the crib.


fuck around J.Iron, i'll swing by jersey and gavinate you.


The furthest Skampoe goes away from his crib is to the cornerstore.

Also, ive seen what happens when people get gavinated, stay away.

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/bread3.jpg

You just got gavinated, post this picture in the next thread you enter or a 40 year old man with a surprise in his pocket will visit you at night

Uncle Steezo
09-19-2009, 09:45 AM
I might need to copyright Gavination and all derivatives before that douchebag rosdale decides to google his name one day.

Blackula Spectacula
09-19-2009, 11:53 AM
I find Sears too expensive to even enter in there. But their appliances are known to be very reliable so thats the only place I turn to buy my new washer and dryer.

16th_Chamber
09-19-2009, 12:43 PM
during x-mas they got some decent sales.
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EAGLE EYE
09-19-2009, 01:07 PM
lol hartford isnt 4 hours away from u, what r u smoking? its like 1 hour.

Style the visit is back on.


He takes baby steps when on the move, so everything takes quadruple the amount of time.

Uncle Steezo
09-19-2009, 03:30 PM
nope. the gravity field created by his mass curves spacetime.

slang relativity

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/64/91964-004-30C6274D.gif




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