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TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-20-2009, 12:20 AM
When you've got a fit bitch on the dance floor, do you prefer grinding you cack on her booty or having her syb on your thigh?

Both have their advantages.

Uncle Steezo
09-20-2009, 12:34 AM
i start with face to face minimal contact, then i take her by the hand and gently twirl her around to the proper position.

netscape check two
09-20-2009, 12:38 AM
Fat chicks will dance and have sex with any human or non human.

Uncle Steezo
09-20-2009, 01:14 AM
i bet you couldn't get head from a fatty with a beer battered dick.

netscape check two
09-20-2009, 02:07 AM
The freezer full of mint chocolate chip ice cream didn't work for you style less?

Uncle Steezo
09-20-2009, 05:24 AM
hell no. u know ur nanna loves chunky monkey.
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TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-20-2009, 09:57 AM
i start with face to face minimal contact, then i take her by the hand and gently twirl her around to the proper position.

That's cause you're black. Your natural ability to dance is foreplay. For guys like me its just scope a hot slut gyrating and latch on. No introductions, no consent, no eye contact. The way sex is meant to be...

netscape check two
09-20-2009, 12:55 PM
You only got one scoop?

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Inspectah_Dirk
09-20-2009, 01:20 PM
So much for motorboating..

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-20-2009, 08:22 PM
WTF does that do?

Seriously screwed up.

Prolifical ENG
09-20-2009, 08:37 PM
I go low a lot....sometimes so low that my back is almost touching the floor so my preference is obvious. Plus you say if they're fit....they can usually keep up with me unless they're too drunk then just fall on my cock then I need to slowly pick them back up with it like nothing happened and they never slipped.

Front to front always leads to dance floor makeout sessions. So it depends.

Blackula Spectacula
09-20-2009, 08:46 PM
Dudes should not sneak up on girls from behind and start humping them. Big no no, guys! Let us atleast see your face, I hate when ya bastids do that that shit, they'll even do it if you're dancing and just at the bar getting your drinks. Like wtf, I'm not even on the dance floor and you already grinding up on me. SMH

JASPER
09-20-2009, 08:51 PM
Dudes should not sneak up on girls from behind and start humping them. Big no no, guys! Let us atleast see your face, I hate when ya bastids do that that shit, they'll even do it if you're dancing and just at the bar getting your drinks. Like wtf, I'm not even on the dance floor and you already grinding up on me. SMH
HAHAHAHHAAHAAA!

For some reason I just had a vision of that Night at the Roxburry movie with the guys bumping against that bitch with the drinks.

Blackula Spectacula
09-20-2009, 08:53 PM
Hahahaha yeah it's sad but true.

YungSunny
09-20-2009, 09:04 PM
There's some habit I got like when I talk to a girl at a party and a slow song comes on.
I rub my chin for a 2 seconds then I hold my hand out and they always take it.

I remember one time the party I was at had kalamari soups with noodles. I got me a bowl and the noodles spelled out "Y'all niggas the truth"

PALEHORSE
09-20-2009, 09:07 PM
i dont waste my time, i go through 2am and wait for hoes stumbling out

Prolifical ENG
09-20-2009, 09:12 PM
Dudes should not sneak up on girls from behind and start humping them. Big no no, guys! Let us atleast see your face, I hate when ya bastids do that that shit, they'll even do it if you're dancing and just at the bar getting your drinks. Like wtf, I'm not even on the dance floor and you already grinding up on me. SMH

hahahaha I see that shit all the time!

Its like some spend a good minute or two lining a freak up before goin in.

netscape check two
09-20-2009, 09:15 PM
I usually have a line of girls waiting to dance with me. They take a number.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-20-2009, 10:13 PM
Shit, at least I was honest.

Sometimes I take a minute to psych myself out before bringing the moves to a girl if she's significantly good looking.

Ain't my fault I have low self esteem. I'm just an average looking fig trying to get lucky in a world that hasn't been going in my favor.

Like I went to the school dance last night shitty drunk (which brought this up... yes, I'm in high school woooh you're all so jealous because im one of the cool jocks and you weren't) and I dry humped the shit out of the hottest girl in the school while her boyfriend (who could kick my ass) looked on and did nothing. Its the little moments like that which make your day.

I keep making moves like this I might finally find some self confidence...

So don't call me creepy Blackula. You know I wouldn't even go after you drunk.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-20-2009, 10:21 PM
:)

JerseyIronman
09-20-2009, 10:35 PM
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JerseyIronman
09-20-2009, 10:40 PM
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Prolifical ENG
09-20-2009, 10:51 PM
Shit, at least I was honest.

Sometimes I take a minute to psych myself out before bringing the moves to a girl if she's significantly good looking.

Ain't my fault I have low self esteem. I'm just an average looking fig trying to get lucky in a world that hasn't been going in my favor.

Like I went to the school dance last night shitty drunk (which brought this up... yes, I'm in high school woooh you're all so jealous because im one of the cool jocks and you weren't) and I dry humped the shit out of the hottest girl in the school while her boyfriend (who could kick my ass) looked on and did nothing. Its the little moments like that which make your day.

I keep making moves like this I might finally find some self confidence...

So don't call me creepy Blackula. You know I wouldn't even go after you drunk.

hahahaha sounds like you had a good time at your dance.

I dont really go out to dance much anymore but I had a string of years where it would be a 2-3 night a week thing....I could probably write a whole book on how to successfully fish the dance floor.

High school dances are something you do in life but still I dont think they compare to a real club or even a collage 'dance'. I just find it stupid when everyone knows each other.....it gets old fast and why you might only go to 1-2 of these in your life + prom of course.

Since you live in New Hampshire and you are 16-17, I assume you are going to party in Montreal once you turn 18. Last time I was there there was this one place I went to one night and for sure you'd have a ball there but I forgot what its' called....but those places change up yearly of good and bad places.

Blackula Spectacula
09-20-2009, 11:12 PM
Hahaha highschool dances... I haven't done that in a long time. I rather go to pub and kick it with friends then go to a club... I'm starting to get tired of the club scene.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-20-2009, 11:19 PM
yeah, i agree, i hate knowing people, i made drunken moves on a lot of girls i have classes with, but whatever. It was the kickout dance for "spirit week", so i went, even though i usually find something better to do. I wasn't drunk enough to do anything nasty though, so i imagine it won't be a big deal (Besides getting fistfuls of ass at least, i wasn't brave enough to try and finger any bitches.

But yeah, def gonna hit up some canadian clubs next year and then hopefully go to tampa or somewhere down south for college and hit the clubs. One of my boys is down there tearing it up, and if he's still passing exams by then maybe ill join him for some crazy rippers. Dude got into a frat right off the back and they all almost carry heat but him lol. We northerners can't compete with that type of gully shit.

Yeah blackula I'm not a fan either, but i feel like i have to go to at least one a year. I'm more into casual dip sessions and pounding beers during a pats game then party and bullshit, but I still make my appearences.

Huggasaurus Sex
09-21-2009, 12:50 AM
i do what the music tells me