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netscape check two
09-22-2009, 05:46 PM
This thread will be dedicated to the intense and riveting championship competitions involving beards and mustaches.

netscape check two
09-22-2009, 05:51 PM
The international World Beard and Moustache Championships were held near Frankfurt on September 19, 2009. Over 160 participants competed in 17 categories of beard and moustache styles. Here are some of the competitors:

Frenchman Herve Diebolt:


A guy with a white beard holding a teddy bear that also had a white beard:


An Italian guy who grew his beard back two days after shaving:


The competition gets tense:


No caption needed:


Drunken Monk
10-12-2009, 02:09 PM

netscape check two
02-03-2010, 05:24 PM
I will be counting down the '20 greatest mustaches in sports'.

Number 20 is Patrick Ewing.


Mustache Style: Pencil thin
Patrick Ewing may be remembered as one of the greatest players in NBA history, with his 24,815 career points in 17 years, but we’ll always remember him for his pencil style mustache. After being drafted to the New York Knicks in 1985, he spent most of his career there, leaving New York for the Supersonics in 2001 then the Orlando Magic in 2001. He retired in 2002 and is currently the Magic’s assistant coach, but he still sports his trademark ‘stache.

Art Vandelay
02-04-2010, 10:38 AM

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netscape check two
04-09-2010, 04:05 PM
Number 19 is Micheal Phelps


Mustache Style: Fu Manchu
Swimmer Michael Phelps may go down in history for his record 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics, but he’s honored here for his attempt at a Fu Manchu style mustache. He sported some sort of a Fu Manchu mustache before the 2008 Olympic games, which was pretty ridiculous and made him look like a cross between a 70s porn star and a highway patrol officer. But, despite the fact that he couldn’t quite grow enough facial hair to fill it in, he still gets a place on the list for trying.

04-09-2010, 04:27 PM
my beardgame is shittin on all of you probably. i've been growing it out since new years. its beastin.

netscape check two
04-10-2010, 12:43 AM
Sounds like there might be a beard off competition on the horizon.

Lex Lugor
04-10-2010, 05:11 AM
Damn, it was a solid two weeks in the making but today I went clean shaved like a got damn pussy. :no:

04-10-2010, 06:27 AM
shit, my beard grows like an old man's armpit, it stinks, it's rubbish, lol.

netscape check two
04-14-2010, 06:24 PM
Number 18 is Mike Ditka:


Mustache Style: Chevron
Legendary NFL tight end Mike Ditka may not have sported a mustache during his pro career, but since his retirement has become known for his trademark thick chevron style stache. The 69-year-old was drafted to the Chicago Bears in 1961, was traded to the Philadelphia Eagles in 1967 and finished his career with the Dallas Cowboys from 1969 to 1972. Ten years later he was sought out by the Chicago Bears and served as their head coach from 1982 to 1992, he then returned to the NFL as the head coach of the New Orleans Saints from 1997 to 1999. Ditka was known for his fierce demeanor on and off the field, although the incidents related to his anger issues cannot be directly linked to his thick mustache. Currently, Ditka is retired from coaching, but sometimes makes appearances as an NFL commentator.

04-15-2010, 06:08 PM
^ nice!!

netscape check two
04-23-2010, 11:01 PM
I saw a good site with many riveting mustaches.


Here is an example. This is Johhny Vanderbuilts. He enjoyed engaging in many sports including co ed naked badminton, pro wrestling, and threesome tennis. It is hard to top this stache:


05-20-2010, 09:42 AM
http://www.blogteam.sport24.com/raymond-domenech.jpg ====> :loser:

netscape check two
07-01-2010, 05:29 PM
Number 17 is Randy Johnson:


Mustache Style: Chevron

The 45-year-old pitcher who has jumped from the Mariners, to the Diamondbacks to the Yankees and back to Arizona is not only known for his slider, but also for his thick mustache. Born in Walnut Creek, Calif., the MLB pitcher once paired his large mustache with a mullet. The mullet is gone, but through it all, the mustache has remained and if anything is one of his defining characteristics

07-02-2010, 02:11 PM
Micheal Phelp's stache was a tribute to Mark Spitz.

07-02-2010, 02:12 PM

Art Vandelay
04-21-2011, 05:34 PM
Whisker Wars


Olive Oil Goombah
04-21-2011, 05:37 PM

netscape check two
04-21-2011, 05:39 PM
Whisker Wars



Sunz of Man
04-21-2011, 07:39 PM
No one, and I mean no one can touch the Beard Cage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc

netscape check two
10-28-2014, 11:49 PM
----Three hundred contestants participated in a facial hair competition this weekend in Portland, Oregon — shaming all those who don't take facial hair growth seriously.

Yes, 18 different categories of facial hair were paraded in front of six judges at the World Beard & Moustache Championships.

The contestants were diverse, representing nine foreign countries, the Virgin Islands, and 29 U.S. states.

The winners weren't just those with the biggest and most coifed facial hair. Judges were also looking for contestants whose facial hair "best enhances their overall appearance, style, and personality."

Competitors were able to enter their beards and moustaches in the categories that match their facial hair growth. For the moustache, the categories were natural, English, Dali, imperial (which means small and bushy with tips arching up), Hungarian, and freestyle.

In the full beard category, contestant's dressed as Gandalf, a monk, and a farmer. For the full beard, the categories included natural, styled mustache, Verdi, and Garibaldi (which means the length of the beard does not exceed 20 centimeters and a moustache is integrated).

The overall winner of the competition was Madison Rowley, who sported a bushy beard with flowers.

However, the oddest thing about the competition might be the controversy over its existence.

The other World Beard and Moustache Competition, based in Germany, had called for a boycott, saying the Portland contest has no authority to award these titles and is taking away from the validity of the original competition.

"[This competition] shares nothing of the history or integrity of the name it inaccurately boasts," the group, known as We Support the True WBMC, wrote in an email. "Those event organizers do NOT have the authority to award any World Beard and Moustache Championship titles, nor do they have the authority to reassign these titles.

The competition between the organizations is as tense as the competition among the beards. Regardless, the situation is hairy.



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netscape check two
10-28-2014, 11:50 PM
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5th state
10-29-2014, 04:35 AM

netscape check two
10-31-2014, 01:52 AM
Your pic isn't showing up?

5th state
10-31-2014, 04:43 AM
Imma post a few others then


10-31-2014, 07:20 AM
I would rape this competition. That's where the stash in my name comes from.

5th state
10-31-2014, 07:34 AM
I would rape this competition. That's where the stash in my name comes from.

Post that stache man :)