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Ghost In The 'Lac
09-23-2009, 06:00 PM
http://glosslip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/beyonce.jpg

idk to me its pretty easy to tell from looking at a women what type of cooch they pakcing, whether its all mangly, loose as a goose and shit, or whther its feminine and sweet smelling. You can tell from the hip area, and their face. If they have bad skin condition on their face, their puss will be worse.

Yonce is clearly got a pussy falling out alll over the place.

something like
http://whiskeydreams.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ham-sandwich1.jpg

theme:
uCS739S4z6E

you aint rite we fighting cuz your pussy wasnt tight enough
and i can tell you lie dont leave in the nite fall nite fall

hahah tellin em rip!!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
09-23-2009, 06:04 PM
I don't know if I necessarily agree that you can look at a woman and tell what her twat looks like.

I feel like Ive seen a whole lot of pussies in my life, and I've never made a correlation. BUt then, maybe I never put 2 and 2 together. Either way, I have my doubts.

That being said, something about that picture did suggest huge puss to me...

I'd still fuck regardless.

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-23-2009, 06:10 PM
YOU CAN TELL dan, you can man

I can pic a twot from the first sight, 80% accuracy. And you know how some chubby bitches have like a lil bulge about the pube line, i can tell that too. And thats a big turn off so I avoid that if sober lol

Idk if anyone here has ever fucking a real gaping twot, but its not an enjoyable excercise, in fact its fruitless from both respects and id say im packing more than the average dude NO HOMILZ

but yeah its an fine art anyway

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-23-2009, 06:13 PM
shakira on the other hand undewbetedly has a perfect power u

http://www.dentromusica.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/shakira32.jpg

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
09-23-2009, 06:15 PM
hmmmmm. I might check to see if there are any refereed scientific journal articles on the topic so that I can better understand the foundation of your methodology.

JerseyIronman
09-23-2009, 06:23 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/4jxkdd.jpg

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11th Chamber
09-23-2009, 06:38 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/4jxkdd.jpg

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hahahahahaa

rep

TSA
09-23-2009, 07:11 PM
all i know is girls with high cheek bones and/or chubby cheeks have fat vaginas
the correlation never fails.

though blackula for example, who is might cheeky, has a misused fatty thats kinda all over the place, still a fatty though.

i can't tell a gapper from a sqeeezer though when it comes to the face, either way i don't really care cause its beyonce and i'd beat regardless.

ghostlace, what is a facial sign of a gapper?

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-23-2009, 07:32 PM
I cant tell exactly whether is a wide cooch or not, I can just tell what it will look like superficially around the outside and whtehr it will be sticking out all over the place. You can never tell of a pussy is a "gapper" until your actually fucking it anyway, because you just cant. It may look like a bucket, but then when you fuck it its a pretty snug fit.

But really skinny hoes who have skinny faces have suck ass twats for real lol. Skinny twots suck because there nothing there to push on and its just wack and lacking in feeling.

And has anyone ever noticed how much fucking heat chubbs expell from there puss area? Even when fully clothed? Seriously. Ive had girls before I can tell are horny just from how hot the cooch is.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-23-2009, 07:43 PM
This is legit science sons. I've got a sixth sense for these things.

My gut says Beyonce has an average to loose pussy. She doesn't exude an air of tightness. She never has. She has that maternal pussy look. I can tell.

But yeah Shakira's pussy could catch a razor.

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-23-2009, 07:46 PM
Word Yonce looks floppy and birthed

TSA
09-23-2009, 07:48 PM
I cant tell exactly whether is a wide cooch or not, I can just tell what it will look like superficially around the outside and whtehr it will be sticking out all over the place. You can never tell of a pussy is a "gapper" until your actually fucking it anyway, because you just cant. It may look like a bucket, but then when you fuck it its a pretty snug fit.

But really skinny hoes who have skinny faces have suck ass twats for real lol. Skinny twots suck because there nothing there to push on and its just wack and lacking in feeling.

And has anyone ever noticed how much fucking heat chubbs expell from there puss area? Even when fully clothed? Seriously. Ive had girls before I can tell are horny just from how hot the cooch is.


LMAO! you have no idea.
Its like a fucking bunsen burner

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-23-2009, 08:16 PM
I've never fucked a chubbs so I can't talk on that... (Wait do you mean a fat bitch or a plump pussy?)

I should probably try it, burning my dick on some scalding hot vag juice sounds like some grolic shit to teach the seedz about.

"Remember the time I long dicked you and broke your ovaries?"
-Tony Starks AKA Ghost Faced Killa

Mumm Ra
09-23-2009, 08:30 PM
was beyonce singing with her cooch in that pic or what
probably putting the microphone there and making clap sounds, so yeah she's probably packin a flapjack vag

Olive Oil Goombah
09-23-2009, 10:42 PM
i dont think beyonce has roast beef, i think she's got a chunky cooter tho...prominent.

I like that shit.

SKAMPOE
09-23-2009, 11:54 PM
I cant tell exactly whether is a wide cooch or not, I can just tell what it will look like superficially around the outside and whtehr it will be sticking out all over the place. You can never tell of a pussy is a "gapper" until your actually fucking it anyway, because you just cant. It may look like a bucket, but then when you fuck it its a pretty snug fit.

But really skinny hoes who have skinny faces have suck ass twats for real lol. Skinny twots suck because there nothing there to push on and its just wack and lacking in feeling.

And has anyone ever noticed how much fucking heat chubbs expell from there puss area? Even when fully clothed? Seriously. Ive had girls before I can tell are horny just from how hot the cooch is.

says the fag who fakes being drunk so he WONT haave to hit it

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-24-2009, 08:15 AM
i would still eat at the Y or taco diner or whatever
her snatch could have a beautiful labia and taste like nectarines for all you guys know.
she can sit on my face anytime.

MAYOR QUIMBY
09-24-2009, 01:21 PM
Every black woman has a nasty gaping cunt, thats news to you?

SKAMPOE
09-24-2009, 01:38 PM
Whoa^

main_man
09-24-2009, 02:07 PM
Every black woman has a nasty gaping cunt, thats news to you?

typical needle dicked peckerwood. intimidated by the sexuality of the beautiful black american woman. pathetic little boy for life.


anyway, beyonce can have a roast beef sammich, i'd take it served up on a plate open faced style, goddammit. plus head from a face that beautiful could possibly make up for a big, unexercised, floppy fuckhole.

SKAMPOE
09-24-2009, 02:17 PM
http://imagehut.net/images/mr2yromhxa51ok586s.jpgWERD

Kingkazim
09-24-2009, 02:23 PM
oh shit^
thats genius

Inspectah_Dirk
09-24-2009, 02:49 PM
There should be Internet laws for threads like this. Saying you think Beyonce has a gaping cunt..goddamn. I have this feeling yo mamma has a gaping cunt. Geez.

Uncle Steezo
09-24-2009, 02:55 PM
well i guess you showed us all your knowledge of vagina.
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://images.quickblogcast.com/63001-55238/beyonce_vag_flash.JPG&usg=AFQjCNH659q0-fGxNORq2cnT1hEoIa28TA
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://youarenotthefather.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/beyaki-vag2.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE4LpiWk2ndbhkFXrXpMpNdb6P_GQ

lol @ the two virgins being dead wrong.

but really you can see her twat aint plump cause it ain't no plumpness in the panties.

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-24-2009, 03:19 PM
^^^lol
what kind of concert was that?
Every black woman has a nasty gaping cunt, thats news to you?

hahaha- he say racist joke on interwebs! he so funny and edgy!
wait...
pedophiles usually have performance and size related anxiety, so what you said makes perfect sense.

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-24-2009, 03:58 PM
Gavined, thats clearly a photoshop. I mean look at the blurring to the right of the cooch.

You prooly just mad that yourself justso you could make that post LOL

Uncle Steezo
09-24-2009, 04:21 PM
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Stop-the-Presses-A-Beyonce-Vagina-Slip-73438.shtml
http://showbiznews.info/2007/12/26/beyonce-vag-flash/
http://www.celeblite.com/Beyonce_flashes_vagina_while_performing.htm
http://www.flixya.com/video/571090/Beyonces_Vagina_Slip_and_Britney_Spears_is_a_THIE

nope.
you just don't know pussy. pussy.

TSA
09-24-2009, 04:24 PM
that is a magnificent vaginal cavity.
Looks like ghost's theory was wrong

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-24-2009, 04:32 PM
No, i had a FEEELING about beyonce, based from that pic

But im still right normally, i know i am Lol, what

Uncle Steezo
09-24-2009, 04:34 PM
that shit looks tight than a muhfukka. i see why Jigga overlooked the halitosis.

i wonder if her pussy stanks. they say the mouth is a window to the crotch.

looks at lacey.

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-24-2009, 04:36 PM
i see how gavin is gettting drawn into, and focusing on, my presence, again

dont worry, you not the only one son.

Uncle Steezo
09-24-2009, 04:46 PM
i still got over 60 toof related posts to make.
after that i'll put you on ignore.

lets make it easy and just count down from 60.

Ghost In The 'Lac
09-24-2009, 04:48 PM
your a brilliant man, gavin crow.

Uncle Steezo
09-24-2009, 04:56 PM
^duh

TheBoarzHeadBoy
09-24-2009, 05:17 PM
Well may the record say that I never said she had a roast beef pussy. I said she had a loose pussy. You really can't tell from the outside.

Also, why the fuck doesn't she wear pants... or at least skirts. God Damn. Does she always perform in a one piece vag catcher?

Chris Cristofori
09-24-2009, 06:50 PM
would you lick out beyonce's vag if she had a cheesit stuck up in that burrito?

Uncle Steezo
09-24-2009, 07:10 PM
i love cheezits and i love pussy so thats a big 10-4 good buddy.
add a splash of grape soada and i'll set up a chinrest & delete my wucorp account (again)

SKAMPOE
09-28-2009, 10:35 PM
get a room u fags lmao

zooruka
09-29-2009, 12:35 AM
that shit looks tight than a muhfukka. i see why Jigga overlooked the halitosis.

i wonder if her pussy stanks. they say the mouth is a window to the crotch.

looks at lacey.

what do you mean halitosis does beyonce have bad breath or somthing ???? what makes you say that ????


peace be with you !

Uncle Steezo
09-29-2009, 12:40 AM
rumors

SKAMPOE
09-29-2009, 12:58 AM
even if she had the aids, i'd still stick ha!

http://picrandom.com/images/k1fo2c.gif

snapple
09-29-2009, 05:08 PM
"idk to me its pretty easy to tell from looking at a women what type of cooch they pakcing, whether its all mangly, loose as a goose and shit, or whther its feminine and sweet smelling."

^^wow you got skillz!

"You can tell from the hip area, and their face. If they have bad skin condition on their face, their puss will be worse."

i wouldn't know if this is true or not, i've never messed with a girl with a fucked up face.

SKAMPOE
09-29-2009, 05:51 PM
new track...SOME SAY-skampoe, produced by THE MERCHANT OF DEATH

http://soundclick.com/share?songid=8156866

Dr. Simon Hurt
09-29-2009, 08:10 PM
"idk to me its pretty easy to tell from looking at a women what type of cooch they pakcing, whether its all mangly, loose as a goose and shit, or whther its feminine and sweet smelling."

^^wow you got skillz!

"You can tell from the hip area, and their face. If they have bad skin condition on their face, their puss will be worse."

i wouldn't know if this is true or not, i've never messed with a girl with a fucked up face.



it's not true, i used to fuck a girl with acne (fuck all of you), her puss was great, tight, nice labia, no bumps on it lol

you know how you can tell what a girl's pussy looks like? by paying attention when she takes her panties off

SKAMPOE
09-30-2009, 01:24 AM
im just waiting for her sex tape to leak.

Uncle Steezo
09-30-2009, 11:55 AM
we should all be skeptical when lacey gives any advice about pussy.

SKAMPOE
09-30-2009, 02:26 PM
exactly, how can a homo whos scared of pussy irl can give advice on pussy or even comment on a females anatomy smh blows my mind..or like arsenial hall just to say...THINGS THAT MAKE U GO HMMMMMM

Art Vandelay
10-08-2009, 05:07 PM


i wonder how big of a drop off there is in the quality of pussy arsenio hall gets now compared to back in the early 90s

Mumm Ra
10-08-2009, 06:37 PM
probably comparable to the drop off of cappadonna's rapping ability of the early 90's

Art Vandelay
10-08-2009, 06:48 PM
are you suggesting that cappadonna's decline on the mic has directly caused arsenio hall's quality of pussy to decline?

Mumm Ra
10-08-2009, 07:24 PM
huh? nah
just making a simile

you never know tho.....