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Don Universo
09-25-2009, 11:22 AM
This is Robert Melia, a Moorestown police officer who video taped himself getting brain from a few calves. He also did some things to underage girls:

During a bizarre hearing yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn’t infer whether the cows had been “tormented” or “puzzled” by the situation or even irritated that they’d been duped out of a meal.

“They [children] enjoy the act of suckling,” the judge said. “Cows may be of a different disposition.”

Burlington County Assistant County Prosecutor Kevin Morgan was certainly irritated by the ruling, claiming the grand jury didn’t see the videos of the alleged incident, including one in which one hungry calf allegedly head-butts Melia in the stomach.

“I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment,” Morgan argued. “It’s a crime against nature.”

Morley said it was questionable whether Melia’s alleged crimes against cows, although “disgusting,” fit the definitions in the animal-cruelty statute. “I’m not saying it’s OK,” Morley said. “This is a legal question for me. It’s not a question of morals. It’s not a question of hygiene. It’s not a question of how people should conduct themselves.”

Sex with cows is the least of Melia’s problems, though.

He and former girlfriend, Heather Lewis, of Pemberton Township, are also accused of sexually assaulting three young girls over a five-year period, sometimes in Melia’s Cottage Avenue home in Moorestown, where he was a patrolman, authorities said. Melia has been suspended from the force, said a spokesman with the Prosecutor’s Office. Melia and Lewis were both arrested in April 2008, shortly after one of the girls told her stepfather of the alleged abuse. During the course of the investigation, authorities also discovered child pornography on Melia’s home computer as well as videos of him with the cows. Morley also ruled yesterday that the prosecution must turn over copies of images and videos from the computer to the defense, including one video that allegedly shows one of the girls being “subjected to sexual activity.”

Lewis, who also appeared in court yesterday, is also accused of sexually assaulting a juvenile male. Morley denied a defense motion to have Lewis’s individual sexual assaults separated from Melia’s case. Melia, Lewis and their attorneys declined to comment after the hearing.

Morgan, the prosecutor, said in court that the owner of the cows was “very upset” by the incident.

What kind of sh*t is this? With more and more police caught doing such outlandish things, it should be a signal to law enforcement to have more psychiatric evaluations and delve deeper into these peoples’ lives.

Blackula Spectacula
09-25-2009, 12:51 PM
What a sick piece of shit being. Cows, little girls, and young boys..this psycho's done it all, Jesus Christ.

PALEFORCE
09-25-2009, 12:53 PM
those first two paragraphs are fucking hilarious

During a bizarre hearing yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn’t infer whether the cows had been “tormented” or “puzzled” by the situation or even irritated that they’d been duped out of a meal.

“They [children] enjoy the act of suckling,” the judge said. “Cows may be of a different disposition.”

Prince Rai
09-25-2009, 01:21 PM
wow this is crazy. wtf??!!??

Uncle Steezo
09-25-2009, 01:54 PM
smh@ legal cow brain
but one kid wasn't so lucky...

Just after 12:30 PM, Screams were heard from the barn at Shining Point Stables. Several of the farm hands run to the scene to find 16-year old Danial Tuttle in front of one of the newborn calfs, with pants half down, and bleeding heavily from the groin area.

He was rushed to New Hope hospital but died shortly after.

After an investigation of the scene police soon found out that two other farm hands coaxed the young man into placing his genitalia in the mouth of the newborn calf, By telling him that the calf would think that it was an utter and would try to nurse.

Just after everyone left for lunch, 16 year old Tuttle stayed back to finish up some work. Shortly after, everyone heard the screams, they said the two boys broke out in a fit of laughter.

Both boys confessed that they told 16-year old Tuttle that htey had both regurly done the same thing, but denyed this to authorities.

The boys said that they didn't expect him to do it, but just wanted to joke with him.

The boys said they never told their work companion that when a calf cannot get mild from the utter he will bite and kneed it with their teeth in order to make the milk flow.

No charges have been filed at this time. But sources say the mother of 16-year old Tuttle will file a wrongful death suit, and possibly a slander suit as well."

Sky Blue Danny Kid
09-25-2009, 02:12 PM
Thats why if you stick your dick and/or balls in an animals mouth you should always knock out its teeth first.

Duh.

Uncle Steezo
09-25-2009, 07:25 PM
apparently the greeks knew it.
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://ifightrobots.com/images/horsepuncher.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEh84guMxnpdZUytNFhikNfBaGD0g

Inspectah_Dirk
09-26-2009, 11:00 AM
They should force him to stick his weener in some aligator. Gtfo with people like this.

Chris Cristofori
09-29-2009, 06:13 PM
so wheres the vids so i can beat over em?