Translation Please!

[UNCLE RUCKUS]

Could someone please translate the jist of this for me? Id appreciate it alot!
os comento que tengo todos vuestros datos, recuerda que el dia que te hiciste socio de la Cueva rellenaste un formulario con tus datos; a parte eso tengo los datos de la transferencia que Diana me hizo desde su cuenta la Caixa de via Laietana, solo con esto las autoridades seran capaces de encontraros e identificaros. En cuanto reciba la factura el dia 10 de junio, me pondré en contacto con vosotros para informaros del importe que os compete. A través de la factura conoceremos los numeros de contactos que habeis marcado, como lo de la madre de Diana, la cual también será informada sobre estos hechos. La habeis cagado chicos, recuerda Christopher que estás aqui sin papeles y eso no es legal aquí en Europa. Las autoridades (policia) podrán efectuar cualquier investigacion sobre vosotros. Mañana por la mañana iré a denunciaros solo por el hecho de haberme amenazado a través de vuestro mensaje. Os sugiero que ententeis arreglarlo antes de que sea mas grande que vosotros, mi advocado ya está informado sobre los hechos, esto es lo unico que os puedo decir!!!

[Frailhorse]

i know little spanish but that shit dont look good to me something about police investigations and somebody dont got a lawyer

[Mic Tyson]

got this from a translator lol.

I commented that I have all your data, remember that the day you became a partner in the cave fill out a form with your details, so I have to share data that Diana made me transfer from your account via the Caixa Laietana, only with that the authorities will be able to find you and identify you. Upon receipt of the invoice on the 10th of June, I will contact you to inform you of the amount to compete. Through the bill we'll know the contact numbers you have marked, as the mother of Diana, which will also be informed of these facts. The shit you have kids, remember Christopher you were here without papers and that's not legal here in Europe. The authorities (police) may conduct any investigation on you. Tomorrow morning I will go to only denounces the fact threatened me through your message. Ententeis I suggest you fix it before it's bigger than you, my Advocado already informed about the facts, this is the only thing I can say!


yea someone who speaks spanish on here might wanna interpret it cuz this don't make a whole lotta sense

[check two]

The hispanic person also mentioned that she likes to wear big alien looking sunglasses that cover her face, cause she got an ugly mug.

[UNCLE RUCKUS]

got this from a translator lol.

I commented that I have all your data, remember that the day you became a partner in the cave fill out a form with your details, so I have to share data that Diana made me transfer from your account via the Caixa Laietana, only with that the authorities will be able to find you and identify you. Upon receipt of the invoice on the 10th of June, I will contact you to inform you of the amount to compete. Through the bill we'll know the contact numbers you have marked, as the mother of Diana, which will also be informed of these facts. The shit you have kids, remember Christopher you were here without papers and that's not legal here in Europe. The authorities (police) may conduct any investigation on you. Tomorrow morning I will go to only denounces the fact threatened me through your message. Ententeis I suggest you fix it before it's bigger than you, my Advocado already informed about the facts, this is the only thing I can say!


yea someone who speaks spanish on here might wanna interpret it cuz this don't make a whole lotta sense

Thanks though man I appreciate it

[JehovAllah]

thats spanish from spain, i read it and more or less very more than less wat mic tyson posted is correct, some shit is lost in translation.

[5hundred&one]

I think drunken monk is from spain, but you'd need someone to translate his translation.