Canada vs Australia

[Steve Urkel]

Which is the bigger British ass-kisser?

[JehovAllah]

hahahaha its a hard one... hmmm ionno, i know mad peeps in canada, i only know wu corpians in aussielandia...canada!

[Shower Through The Peephole]

I've lived for a good amount of time in both.

I'd have to say they're both pretty cool places to live, as far as stolen land goes.

[Steve Urkel]

Stop with the hypocrisy, your love hate for capitalism has got you disrespecting yourself ... yet again

[THE MASON]

Canada is the dopest country on this side of the western world, we just fly under the radar and aint do shit to nobody

except there is an alarming amount of Asian people living here

[Tecknowledgist]

never been to australia but canada is an awesome place to live. except for goddamn winter

[Steve Urkel]

I really have to get that issue of Hustler

[NIGHT MAYOR]

we got the best animals

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[JerseyIronman]

Defintiely canada

Australia is where the british empire sent all their prisoners and they have a union jack in their flag so its more like they ARE british.

Where as Canada is just suffering from an american inferiority complex and tries to relate itself with Great Britain in order to seem cool

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

It's like Down Syndrome vs. Autism

[THE MASON]

It's like Down Syndrome vs. Autism

LMAO

whos got what?

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

I was just being facetious. I have no problems with our neighbors to the north, and Austrlia seems like a beautiful place. I've met people from both countries, and for the most part, they were all cool.

It is my opinion that you will find more similarities amongst "different" people of different cultures and nationalities than you will differences.

At their essence, I think people are basically the same the world over,

But for the sake of this thread, Canadians=Down Syndrome, Australians=Autism

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

unless you like 5000 square miles of this:

http://www.hottnez.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dingo-fence.jpg

just repeating endlessly for 95% of the country

id say canada is a much nicer place to live

[whitey]

[Revolt;1705024']I've lived for a good amount of time in both.

I'd have to say they're both pretty cool places to live, as far as stolen land goes.


hah stolen land. get ovvvver it.

[Prolifical ENG]

For almost a decade (up to the year 2001), Canada was ranked number one among 175 countries in the United Nation's Quality of Life survey. This year Canada was only 4th. Ironically Norway is #1 this year. U.S. is 12th or 13th I think.

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

I bet it sucks t hang out with SoicalistRevolt at parties.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

^i know man, damn the guy is such a fucking BORE

[SID]

I bet it sucks t hang out with SoicalistRevolt at parties.

lol, i get that vibe too. I can imagine him drifiting off into a trance, jizzing in his pants talking about Lenin and socialist economic apparatus lol, i get the feeling he'd rather be drinking wine next to Karl Marx's grave then jamming at a party.

[SID]

@ thread

http://i37.tinypic.com/2ns1eme.jpg

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

^genuine royal purple

[SID]

That was such a camp comment lace.

like "ohh my god shes sporting a genuine velvet lace with magnolia trim, thats hoot" kind of camp.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

http://www.undergroundhiphop.com/store/detail.asp?UPC=FLJRPR48ACC

[BlahCulo]

oh canaduhh

[5hundred&one]

I bet it sucks t hang out with SoicalistRevolt at parties.

SocialistRevolt is Buzz Killington in real life.

[JASPER]

This is a tough one.
Australia has toxic animals allwhere, but Canada has grizzly bears.
Canada has french people but Australia has alligators.
In Australia they drive on the wrong side, in Canada trees will crush your car.
Canada is all snow and mud, Australia is all desert and sand.

It all boils down to who you rather have living next to you, a French man or an alligator. G'day mate.

[whitey]

unless you like 5000 square miles of this:

http://www.hottnez.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dingo-fence.jpg

just repeating endlessly for 95% of the country

id say canada is a much nicer place to live


pick your poison mate, the Canadian landscape is not necessarily always a peach. . .

http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/10/107845-rock-and-landscape-churchill-canada.jpg

[Steve Urkel]

Canada has Ellesmere Island

-End of Discussion-

http://www.global-greenhouse-warming.com/images/EllesmereIsland.jpg

Here is Canada's Mascot

N8MXij4D7Ls

Basketball Team

http://ui01.gamespot.com/928/funnyraptormatchup_2.jpg

Army

http://www.thecomedynet.com/images3/canada.jpg

[JerseyIronman]

I bet it sucks t hang out with SoicalistRevolt at parties.

Hahahah seriously

lol, i get that vibe too. I can imagine him drifiting off into a trance, jizzing in his pants talking about Lenin and socialist economic apparatus lol, i get the feeling he'd rather be drinking wine next to Karl Marx's grave then jamming at a party.
ahhaha
SocialistRevolt is Buzz Killington in real life.


Ahahaha Buzz Killington!
pick your poison mate, the Canadian landscape is not necessarily always a peach. . .


Ghostlaced was right tho, Australia is literally all dry ass desert, really boring landscape. nothing there at all.

Canada is at least diverse and has really nice parts like mountains and the area around Vancouver.

and it has stuff like this going on all the time:
http://www.onfrozenblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hockey_polar_bears.jpg

1 pt for Canada

[drippie k]

dunno, never been to either place but i will if i ever get the chance..i've met a few canadians n aussies and by far, aussies got a cooler accent and are hilarious when theyre drunk

[BlahCulo]

Canadas hosting the 2010 olympics in vancouver

1 pt for canada

[drippie k]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-canadian-cats-are-nice-to-everyone.jpg

[JehovAllah]

Canada is the dopest country on this side of the western world, we just fly under the radar and aint do shit to nobody

except there is an alarming amount of Asian people living here
werd man, in ma hood, the thought alwayz wuz to get cream out here n bounce to canada.

[whitey]

Canadas hosting the 2010 olympics in vancouver

1 pt for canada

no one cares about the olympics.

-1 point.

[BlahCulo]

the president of the united states made an effort to get chicago to host the 2016 olympic games... you guys lost to Brazil ... haaaaaa haaaaaa

[whitey]

Ghostlaced was right tho, Australia is literally all dry ass desert, really boring landscape. nothing there at all.

Canada is at least diverse and has really nice parts like mountains and the area around Vancouver.

and it has stuff like this going on all the time:
http://www.onfrozenblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hockey_polar_bears.jpg

1 pt for Canada

yea but the 5 cities australia does have are pretty dope. all on the beach and shit. nice all day.


canadas cool and shit though, we used to go over a bunch when we were younger. but idk its higher north than ny and we only get 3 months of good weather here, so thats a big negative.

[whitey]

the president of the united states made an effort to get chicago to host the 2016 olympic games... you guys lost to Brazil ... haaaaaa haaaaaa

annnd we dont care. no one outside of chicago would have cared if we did get them. and to be honest i think its because it was going to be in chicago was the only reason obama, a native chicagoin (?) tried to get them.


but yet brazil partied like it was 1999.

[Energy Turtle]

Canadas hosting the 2010 olympics in vancouver

1 pt for canada

Sydney hosted the best Olympics of all time. Australia has a thing called the sun, something the British and Canadians don't know about. We're also better at sport than Canada and the UK which is all that matters.

:chef:

[Olive Oil Goombah]

no one cares about the olympics.

-1 point.

No one cares what soccer fans think about the olympics

-25 pts

DISCLAIMER: Recycling a joke thats just been recycled is a sign of faggotry. If you, or someone you know watches, participates or has thoughts about soccer, please do not attempt to recycle a recycled joke.

the president of the united states made an effort to get chicago to host the 2016 olympic games... you guys lost to Brazil ... haaaaaa haaaaaa

Nothin but chicks with dicks.....but at least they are hotter than what Korea had to offer.

[THE MASON]

werd man, in ma hood, the thought alwayz wuz to get cream out here n bounce to canada.

always welcome, general rule in Canada is we let everyone come here

just dont go to Quebec, fuckin french people, they always want to separate for some reason

[BlahCulo]

Montreals is ok to get completely wasted and party for a weekend.

[battle?]

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/trailerpark3.jpg

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2009/08/10/trailer-park-boys090810.jpg

[BlahCulo]

Sydney hosted the best Olympics of all time. Australia has a thing called the sun, something the British and Canadians don't know about. We're also better at sport than Canada and the UK which is all that matters.

:chef:

what are you talking about? We get sun too here. it's gets to be around 40 degrees C. in the summer time and its humid too, it gets ridiculously hot here. It's not always cold, as a matter of fact our climate is changing drastically, it's suppose to be fall right now but we are still experiencing summer weather. We have all four seasons. Our weather varies since Canada is such a big country. I'm not saying Canada is better than Aussie land cause I've never been to Australia so I couldn't compare. Although, I will say Colombia>> aussie land. :)

[BlahCulo]

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/trailerpark3.jpg

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2009/08/10/trailer-park-boys090810.jpg

hahahah fuck yeah, trailer park boys 1 pt for canada!

[prof zooruka]

lol, i get that vibe too. I can imagine him drifiting off into a trance, jizzing in his pants talking about Lenin and socialist economic apparatus lol, i get the feeling he'd rather be drinking wine next to Karl Marx's grave then jamming at a party.

hahahahaha

dead


peace be with you !

[16th_Chamber]

looks like canada is da best dont like the snow though
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[Shower Through The Peephole]

Lol niggas dan kna I'm the life of the party styll. Rexdale we go hard.

[whitey]

No one cares what soccer fans think about the olympics

-25 pts

DISCLAIMER: Recycling a joke thats just been recycled is a sign of faggotry. If you, or someone you know watches, participates or has thoughts about soccer, please do not attempt to recycle a recycled joke.



Nothin but chicks with dicks.....but at least they are hotter than what Korea had to offer.

suck a cock you pathetic little man.

[J-Cee]

well i have 2 canadian step bros,who never wanted to live here,be4 they moved here,but they now wuld rather live here..ive been to canada though aswell,and it was fkn awesome..so yeh.

[marrykonta]

Hi Ali,

Well,Canada is the dopest country on this side of the western world, we just fly under the radar and ain't do shit to nobody except there is an alarming amount of Asian people living here .

Thanks

[NIGHT MAYOR]

if you enjoy quality beaches australia would be the country you want to live in.

and black, most parts of australia dont even get a winter, so comparing heat in either country is futile. look at the distance to the equator. up to 40 C. ? hahahaha summer is nothing but 40 C. in our summer.

unless you like 5000 square miles of this:

http://www.hottnez.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dingo-fence.jpg

just repeating endlessly for 95% of the country

id say canada is a much nicer place to live

95% ? your an idiot.

[JehovAllah]

i would be comfortable with relocating to either of those places...i can adapt and live on either sides of the fence.

[Longbongcilvaringz]

Socialistrevolt, where did you live in Australia?

[Energy Turtle]

what are you talking about? We get sun too here. it's gets to be around 40 degrees C. in the summer time and its humid too, it gets ridiculously hot here. It's not always cold, as a matter of fact our climate is changing drastically, it's suppose to be fall right now but we are still experiencing summer weather. We have all four seasons. Our weather varies since Canada is such a big country. I'm not saying Canada is better than Aussie land cause I've never been to Australia so I couldn't compare. Although, I will say Colombia>> aussie land. :)

Colombia is a third world toilet.

:chef:

[Longbongcilvaringz]

haha

[Tecknowledgist]

Hi Ali,

Well,Canada is the dopest country on this side of the western world, we just fly under the radar and ain't do shit to nobody except there is an alarming amount of Asian people living here .

Thanks

this broad just completely stole bronze feet's post word for word LOL

[BlahCulo]

Colombia is a third world toilet.

:chef:

Third world ... toilet no, we're not even close to something like Libia.. now thats a toilet .. Colombia has better looking broads, and allot more natural resources, and we great beaches, rainforests, climate etc..

[BlahCulo]

haha


shut up sean you live in Perth, you're own ppl don't even like Perth. You're like the Mexico of Australia.

[THE MASON]

Hi Ali,

Well,Canada is the dopest country on this side of the western world, we just fly under the radar and ain't do shit to nobody except there is an alarming amount of Asian people living here .

Thanks

Fuck is this all about

at least have the courtesy to quote me, fuckin shark bitin

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[Shower Through The Peephole]

Socialistrevolt, where did you live in Australia?

My parents were country-hopping between USA and AU for a while to live with family, having decided to move out of Canada, so some places we weren't at very long for:

Sydney - 6 months
Melbourne - 3 months
Adelaide - 3 months

I don't remember shit, though. I remember seeing mad kangaroos while aboard the greyhound to Melbourne. I remember a mall in Sydney with a rollercoaster in it, and I remember watching Space Jam in the theaters when it was out, lol. Melbourne had some unpredictable weather, and wasn't shit to do in Adelaide.

I didn't go to elementary school during this time, so I still dunno any long division lol. I went to school when I lived in LA though, was required by law; for some reason not in AU though. O_o.

[BlahCulo]

hahaha space jam.. i use to love that movie.

[THE MASON]

Space Jams that shit

MON-STARS!!!

[16th_Chamber]

shut up sean you live in Perth, you're own ppl don't even like Perth. You're like the Mexico of Australia.

ahahhahahhahahaahah
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[Longbongcilvaringz]

[Revolt;1705839']My parents were country-hopping between USA and AU for a while to live with family, having decided to move out of Canada, so some places we weren't at very long for:

Sydney - 6 months
Melbourne - 3 months
Adelaide - 3 months

I don't remember shit, though. I remember seeing mad kangaroos while aboard the greyhound to Melbourne. I remember a mall in Sydney with a rollercoaster in it, and I remember watching Space Jam in the theaters when it was out, lol. Melbourne had some unpredictable weather, and wasn't shit to do in Adelaide.

I didn't go to elementary school during this time, so I still dunno any long division lol. I went to school when I lived in LA though, was required by law; for some reason not in AU though. O_o.

I think it is required by law, but it's probably a good thing you weren't exposed to the school system here.

ahahhahahhahahaahah

How anyone could find that comment at all amusing, even if they had an in depth knowledge of Perth, is beyond me.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

from what ive heard the west coast is alot more desirable than the east in a lot of ways.

[Senator C. Palantine]

Canadian chicks are the most whoreish on the planet.

fact.

[Shower Through The Peephole]

Canadian chicks are the most whoreish on the planet.

fact.
My cousin who moved here from Los Angeles comments that it's really strange how Canadian girls always greet with hugs to males and one another here.

Dunno if that's unlike anywhere else, I guess I'm so used to hugs from females since the 7th grade ^__^\/.

[Senator C. Palantine]

well i greet females friends with a kiss, but i worry for you if you believe that be 'whoreish' behaviour i speak of.

Im talking about the average canadian girl having sucked on more dicks than Skampoe's sucked on tracks.

[SID]

Sydney hosted the best Olympics of all time. Australia has a thing called the sun, something the British and Canadians don't know about. We're also better at sport than Canada and the UK which is all that matters.

:chef:

Firstly we invented all of your sports. (no disrespect intended to Australia)

Secondly, have you forgotten the Premier League? You know the English division that has the biggest mix of the best and most rich clubs in the world, ever heard of Manchester United by any chance, some scruffy scoundrel named Giggs perhaps? What about that metroboy beckham? i bet you remember him Energy Turtle.

The only famous athlete that comes to my mind from Australia is Jonah Lomu, and i think hes from New Zealand.

Hamilton? mixed race lad wears a red cap, drives really fast cars?

Scholes, Keane, Sherringham? some geezers who used to play footbal on tv?

[SID]

under the radar

Thanks

I like that, sounds good.

[Shower Through The Peephole]

well i greet females friends with a kiss, but i worry for you if you believe that be 'whoreish' behaviour i speak of.

Im talking about the average canadian girl having sucked on more dicks than Skampoe's sucked on tracks.
Neg; actually I'm pretty sure my cousin said it 'cause he got no love in LA considering he's more morbidly obese than Skampoe.

Lol

[THE MASON]

well i greet females friends with a kiss, but i worry for you if you believe that be 'whoreish' behaviour i speak of.

Im talking about the average canadian girl having sucked on more dicks than Skampoe's sucked on tracks.

this is true minus the skampoe part but canadian chicks are slutty to the max

and prostitution is legal, you just cant ask to get paid but it can be assumed afterwards

[BlahCulo]

well i greet females friends with a kiss, but i worry for you if you believe that be 'whoreish' behaviour i speak of.

Im talking about the average canadian girl having sucked on more dicks than Skampoe's sucked on tracks.

that isn't true, theres whores everywhere in world. I lived in Miami for a couple years and noticed how loose those girls are .. and they start from an early age too, it was quite alarming to me.

[BlahCulo]

this is true minus the skampoe part but canadian chicks are slutty to the max

and prostitution is legal, you just cant ask to get paid but it can be assumed afterwards

in Amsterdam prostitution is completely legal, so would that make them the sluttiest?

[THE MASON]

touche!!

[Senator C. Palantine]

my experience of canadian girls is that ive met 2 and slept with both, within 2 days of eachother, after knowing them both for about 3 days.

and the were both fantastically whoreish in bed.

anyone ive talked to who has also slept with a canadian seems to agree with me on their whoreish ways.

(plus you get naked on the internet for rep)

[Longbongcilvaringz]

I don't know what it is with people arguing about their countries anyway.

There are a heap of cunts here, and i presume, all over the world.

Who gives a shit.

[BlahCulo]

I did not expose those pictures for everyone to see, i sent them to one person... It was a dumb move but whatever, call me a slut....

btw, are you australian? For some reason Canadian women go crazy over australian accents. I must admit the aussie accents are pretty hawt, even when aussie women speak its hawt, but I won't be dropping my panties for that. Regardless of all that, I'm sure if you went to another foreign country like say, dominican republic, i'm sure you could find plenty of whores who would sleep with you cause you're a foreigner.

[Senator C. Palantine]

Im En-Ger-Lish.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

I just realised actually that I slept with a Canadian while i was in Australia lol. She was a native american or something lived on that big lake she said, i forgot the name of the tribe, anyway i met her while we were washing boats together, and she had a bf already (who was german), still took the dick though.

[Senator C. Palantine]

I don't know what it is with people arguing about their countries anyway.

There are a heap of cunts here, and i presume, all over the world.

Who gives a shit.



England is a shithole.

Id rather live in Canada or Australia, or even the back of Jigsaw's dog-catching van (which is stacked with heat, and dog snacks).

[BlahCulo]

Im En-Ger-Lish.

yeah those accents too. Canadians like accents, or anything foreign. Canadian guys are the same too though.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

England is a very un lovable place, aesthetically.

But we have things like free healthcare, if you should need it. And we dont get extreme weahter conditions. So there are plusses.

[THE MASON]

we got free health care, shit aint really free though, just paid through taxes

[Senator C. Palantine]

England is a very un lovable place, aesthetically.

But we have things like free healthcare, if you should need it. And we dont get extreme weahter conditions. So there are plusses.


I want extreme weather.

I want to get skin cancer in the summer.

I want to snowboard in the winter.

Also most of the whoreish girls in england look like whores. I want some innocent looking whores who havent had 4 kids by the time they leave school.

[SID]

I've moved to a few Canadian girls and got a warm response, never banged any.
I nearly banged a chick from New Zealand, and my old neighbours were aussie and the milf of the house flirted with me for her entire duration living next to us, last last halloween got quite sexually charged.

[JASPER]

All girls over the world are whores.

[JerseyIronman]

This thread has attracted way too many foreigners for my liking.

[Energy Turtle]

England, especially London, is by far the most boring and unattractive place I have ever been, more so than Brisbane which is the worst city in Australia.

Third world ... toilet no, we're not even close to something like Libia.. now thats a toilet .. Colombia has better looking broads, and allot more natural resources, and we great beaches, rainforests, climate etc..

We have just about every natural resource available.

Lol my apologies about Colombia being a toilet since you brought up Libya, that is a cesspool for Camel's.

shut up sean you live in Perth, you're own ppl don't even like Perth. You're like the Mexico of Australia.

Haha, Perth is just boring to us on the East Coast but it isn't bad and Melbourne are the Mexicans of Australia - atleast to the state that matters.

:chef:

[SID]

Third world ... toilet no, we're not even close to something like Libia.. now thats a toilet .. Colombia has better looking broads, and allot more natural resources, and we great beaches, rainforests, climate etc..

You seem to be misinformed on the condition of Libya. Its the third richest African country with the highest GDP, we got hummers and jaguars blazing through the streets of Tripoli on a regular, the women are fiiiiine in the affluent parts of the capital and the nature and historical shit is amazing.

http://i36.tinypic.com/7145t3.jpg
The capital

http://i35.tinypic.com/2i0vigm.jpg
Local Beach

http://i38.tinypic.com/20k3m1y.jpg
Garden

http://i37.tinypic.com/vpghau.jpg
The Drugs (this is a libyan purity test, if the hashish bends round your whole finger like a ring without snapping, its puro)

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http://i35.tinypic.com/2wrp3e0.jpg
Leptis Magna (the most intact roman ruins in the world)


Hardly a toilet.

[BlahCulo]

Ok compare to colombia.....

http://ralphandpat.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/p1000414.jpg
http://www.paisatours.com/images/el_penol_colombia_l.JPG
http://cityskylines.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cartagena2vf8de0.jpg
http://www.casa-escudo.com/places/Cartagena.jpg

.....libya's pretty much a shit hole.

[SID]

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[Steve Urkel]

Blackula I don't know why you are still defending Colombia, who cares which country is better they are both shitholes

[SID]

And the Bronx ain't?

[Steve Urkel]

Who said it isn't?

[battle?]

nuff said'

http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/crown_royal_on_ice.jpg

[BlahCulo]

Blackula I don't know why you are still defending Colombia, who cares which country is better they are both shitholes

No you're shit hole. :loser: