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Senator C. Palantine
10-09-2009, 09:53 PM
I just got a girl to fuck herself with a cucumber on MSN for me.

I felt so empty.

Any advice?

JASPER
10-09-2009, 09:56 PM
Get at me on MSN and slide an aubergine up your ass to replace that empty feeling.

Senator C. Palantine
10-09-2009, 09:58 PM
way ahead of ya

JASPER
10-09-2009, 10:04 PM
I wanna do you from behind like a shopping cart.

Senator C. Palantine
10-09-2009, 10:05 PM
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JASPER
10-09-2009, 10:06 PM
http://k.photos.cx/BULGE_GRAB-67c.gif

Senator C. Palantine
10-09-2009, 10:07 PM
nice cup

Blackula Spectacula
10-09-2009, 10:21 PM
sen get on msn and strip for me.

Senator C. Palantine
10-09-2009, 10:22 PM
only my nan calls me Sen, and i still wont strip for her.

Blackula Spectacula
10-09-2009, 10:42 PM
how about i call you my bitch

SKAMPOE
10-09-2009, 11:04 PM
http://k.photos.cx/BULGE_GRAB-67c.gif
buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha maaaad gay

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-10-2009, 07:16 AM
how any woman can fuck a whole cucumber is beyond me.

KERZO
10-10-2009, 09:40 AM
So I guess you only got half way trixx? lmao

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-10-2009, 09:48 AM
i couldn't even manage that.

Senator C. Palantine
10-10-2009, 10:19 AM
youre asian though arent you?

also she didnt take the whole thing.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-10-2009, 10:20 AM
yes. what are you getting at?

Senator C. Palantine
10-10-2009, 10:21 AM
that asians are tight.

JASPER
10-10-2009, 10:21 AM
how any woman can fuck a whole cucumber is beyond me.
You don't insert it all the way in, but you can go further and further as things loosen up, knahmean. Then when it's about 9 inches deep, you can slide a carrot up your anus real slowly. When it's in deep enough, you can rub the cucumber and carrot against each other and find your real g-spot.

Then, after tossing your salad, you can make a salad.

Finger snapping vaganuses since 2003.

http://imgur.com/zHzUj.jpg

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-10-2009, 10:24 AM
You don't insert it all the way in, but you can go further and further as things loosen up, knahmean. Then when it's about 9 inches deep, you can slide a carrot up your anus real slowly. When it's in deep enough, you can rub the cucumber and carrot against each other and find your real g-spot.

Then, after tossing your salad, you can make a salad.

Finger snapping vaganuses since 2003.

http://imgur.com/zHzUj.jpg




does the cucumber and carrot need any pre-cooking or seasoning?

JASPER
10-10-2009, 10:30 AM
If done right, the carrot should be cooked after you're done.

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Senator C. Palantine
10-10-2009, 10:30 AM
haha.Lessonz.

5hundred&one
10-10-2009, 10:34 AM
http://www.biography.com/images/database_images/popeil_ron.jpg

Just set it and forget it!

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
10-10-2009, 04:32 PM
If done right, the carrot should be cooked after you're done.




well, that's good cos i'd never eat carrots raw.

SKAMPOE
10-10-2009, 04:39 PM
sibian the veggie section