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[DUMBO]

Dear Abbies,
I've dating a girl that I love and who I am very attracted to. After a few years, I still dream about fucking her and love fucking her.

But I also love getting my dick sucked by pretty much any women willing to do it. Since we've been together, I estimate that I have had about 12 girls blow me. Whenever an opportunity cums up i'm in that grill.

Is this cheating? It's not like I fall for these girls - and I love my girlfriend - it's just sometimes she is not there when my dick needs to get sucked.

[DUMBO]

also....everytime I travel its ESSENTIAL to get my dick sucked by one (usually a few) of the citizens of the host country.

[BTTR KNG KOOL]

why dont you ask her?

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Haha, yeah..this qualifies as cheating. Don't tell your girlfriend, changes are she'll hit you in the eye and leave you.

[DUMBO]

why dont you ask her?

because I don't respect her opinion.