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SID
10-22-2009, 09:59 AM
Post pics and stories of all the hotties you smashed, not including one night stands, i want pics.



I banged this slut on a regular during ages 16-17, she conviently lived very close to me.
http://i38.tinypic.com/2vtnypg.jpg


Ive been having random flings with this one since i was a kid, we meet each other now and again, reminise then get down to it.
http://i37.tinypic.com/2q88wfd.jpg


I took this hotties virginity
http://i37.tinypic.com/24v8cp0.jpg


I currently chasing this sexy bitch, shes hard to get but thats how i like it
http://i33.tinypic.com/29ooqqf.jpg

Inspectah_Dirk
10-22-2009, 10:35 AM
Is this another showing off thread?

SID
10-22-2009, 10:52 AM
More pics, less bitching.

KERZO
10-22-2009, 11:01 AM
the first one is your sister, the second is your cuz and the other two are pics you found online.

you have to post at least one cumshot pic while holding a sign saying 'wu-corps nutbuster general'

SID
10-22-2009, 11:07 AM
I'm a arab terrorist, if those bitches were related to me i would kill them in a honor killing and bury them in the garden.

Post a pic of that mannequin you take pics of now and again, i wanna see her scottish face.

PALEHORSE
10-22-2009, 12:56 PM
i ran the mile in 6;31 before

Inspectah_Dirk
10-22-2009, 02:03 PM
http://alpha2.bmc.uu.se/gerard/dombo/pics/ugly_001.jpg
I didn't really date this chick on the regular, but we did fuck every once in a while tho.

http://www.28th-infantry-division.us/store/ugly%20girl%200.bmp
With her it was more serious..we dated for like 8 months..some of the best pussy ever.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/cant_afford_me.jpg
Yeah..this was the love of my live..juicy body..too bad i've lost her.

http://tnation.tmuscle.com/forum_images/d/8/d841c-Ugly_girl.gif
Was somewhat of a bitch..but she was real wild in the sack..my back still hurts sometimes.

http://www.collegeotr.com/images/blogs/563c83065ff22d021065e85ea8b9bad2.jpg
I know she isn't such a looker as the ones i had before..but she's really nice..maybe i'll try and get her in the bed one of these days.

JerseyIronman
10-22-2009, 02:06 PM
Hahahah man this thread is ridiculous.

Congratulations you've had sex.

Let me post some pics of girls ive banged too... o wait im not going because too im not a dirt bag.

Teh KillaBee
10-22-2009, 02:54 PM
ATT: Mods

Please change the thread title to Ditchpig Conquests.

Here's one of mine, thank god you can't see her face.

kinda NSFW so I'll link it

http://img198.imageshack.us/i/yeahbuddy.jpg/

Teh KillaBee
10-22-2009, 03:01 PM
Hahahah man this thread is ridiculous.

Congratulations you've had sex.

Let me post some pics of girls ive banged too... o wait im not going because too im not a dirt bag.


<------ dirtbag

JASPER
10-22-2009, 03:55 PM
http://amsterdam.inlovewithit.com/images/other/redlight_map.gif

KERZO
10-22-2009, 07:12 PM
http://amsterdam.inlovewithit.com/images/other/redlight_map.gif


ahhh the old red light district, fucked a few good asian chicks down there.

SID
10-23-2009, 07:08 AM
Whoever changed the thread title is a jelaous faggot.

I see none of you can post any pics.....

DrunkenMasta303
10-23-2009, 07:11 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/mrT.jpg

SID
10-23-2009, 07:32 AM
ATT: Mods

Please change the thread title to Ditchpig Conquests.

Here's one of mine, thank god you can't see her face.

kinda NSFW so I'll link it

http://img198.imageshack.us/i/yeahbuddy.jpg/

Perky, i like!

Uncle Steezo
10-23-2009, 08:32 AM
hazhahahahah i noticed sid left out the pics of his fat mustache rockin girlfriend.

but yeah congrats. you wetted your penis.

DJ Demon
10-23-2009, 09:48 AM
i could post some pics but im not the type of guy to big myself up like that on the internet lol

12weLvE
10-23-2009, 09:57 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/2njldly.jpg





No REally....














































































http://eurthisnthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ed_lover2009-cmon-son-med-wide.jpg

DJ Demon
10-23-2009, 10:00 AM
lmao this is a crazy thread

food for thought
10-23-2009, 10:05 AM
^it happens from time to time.



threadstarter is a lying faggot.

DJ Demon
10-23-2009, 10:28 AM
on other forums iv bin on in the past they just banned lying faggots lol
but i aint bin here that long so i cant realy judge him

food for thought
10-23-2009, 10:33 AM
hahahahaha




SID is aight.

DJ Demon
10-23-2009, 11:41 AM
im sure he is haha

SID
10-24-2009, 02:39 PM
WTF, weres everyones pics? Thats the thing wit the internet we dont know each other so its an excuse to make threads like dis, im proud i smashed those ethnic beauties, they werent easy. Half you lot are virgins.

SID
10-24-2009, 02:42 PM
hahahahaha




SID is aight.

im sure he is haha
A thread bout the bitches you smashed turned into a homo erotic massage.

Inspectah_Dirk
10-24-2009, 03:09 PM
But why share shit like this online anyway? Share that shit with your homies in real life.

Also, i don't go around posting pics of girls that have had my penis in their mouth. They wouldn't like me for that. It's still the Internet you know. And no, that's not a lame excuse, it's the truth.

Blackula Spectacula
10-24-2009, 03:10 PM
They just made a thread like this on The corpse ... stop. get your own ideas.

SID
10-24-2009, 03:12 PM
You never seen a clit in yur life, let alone got a blow job

SID
10-24-2009, 03:13 PM
They just made a thread like this on The corpse ... stop. get your own ideas.

So wat? its a gd thread idea

Blackula Spectacula
10-24-2009, 03:14 PM
ahaha i know this fool ain't talkin to me.

Inspectah_Dirk
10-24-2009, 03:15 PM
You never seen a clit in yur life, let alone got a blow job


Hahaha, you know...guys who have had their share of pussy are not going around posting shit about it.
It's those fags who are jerking one out every night in their room who are bragging about how many chicks they boned. You're like a 14 year old, you sad little fucker.

SID
10-24-2009, 04:30 PM
ahaha i know this fool ain't talkin to me.

I dont know why you feel the need to defend thecorpse when they rip you to shreds all the time.So many delicious rumours flying around....

Blackula Spectacula
10-24-2009, 04:31 PM
not defending the corpse. just saying get, come up with something better than shitty corpse material.

SID
10-24-2009, 04:34 PM
Hahaha, you know...guys who have had their share of pussy are not going around posting shit about it.
It's those fags who are jerking one out every night in their room who are bragging about how many chicks they boned. You're like a 14 year old, you sad little fucker.

inspectah dirk ahahaa, whos sad now you unoriginal euro fag wu stan

PALEHORSE
10-24-2009, 04:37 PM
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/whitel0tus/Picture0585.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/whitel0tus/Picture0587-1.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/whitel0tus/Picture0590-1.jpg


haha i glazed this chick last nite
start hating

Inspectah_Dirk
10-24-2009, 04:38 PM
inspectah dirk ahahaa, whos sad now you unoriginal euro fag wu stan


Haha, hang in there SID, you'll grow up.

SID
10-24-2009, 04:39 PM
not defending the corpse. just saying get, come up with something better than shitty corpse material.
sheiit stop being so petty i dnt care if its a corpse idea it gives a a chance 4 the real men on this site to share their stallion conquests.

SID
10-24-2009, 04:41 PM
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/whitel0tus/Picture0585.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/whitel0tus/Picture0587-1.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/whitel0tus/Picture0590-1.jpg


haha i glazed this chick last nite

shes aight nuthin amazing, yur a stallion for those pics though

Uncle Steezo
10-24-2009, 04:42 PM
on other forums iv bin on in the past they just banned lying faggots lol
but i aint bin here that long so i cant realy judge him

sid gets bannned from EVERY site he joins. even a satanic website (satanspace) thought his soul wasn't worth having to suffer thru threads like this.

WTF, weres everyones pics? Thats the thing wit the internet we dont know each other so its an excuse to make threads like dis,

i know you.
and yo mamma is my myspace friend.
anybody want her link? PM me.
and you photoshop kiddie porn with my son's pictures.
and i seen yo sisters titties online.

i know you are lying about these rats because yo bref stanks and your girlfriend's moo-stash gets more respect than you.

go get my youtube account un banned.

SID
10-24-2009, 04:44 PM
Ahahaha glitter fury!!!!!!

Uncle Steezo
10-24-2009, 06:37 PM
Sprinklin the fairy dust all over yo bitches goatee.


Glitter is so 08. 2010 is all about jheri curl juice. Stay tuned...

SID
10-25-2009, 09:08 PM
All i see is Gavin sprinkling glitter over his carpet right about now....

food for thought
10-25-2009, 09:24 PM
i know you.
and yo mamma is my myspace friend.
anybody want her link? PM me.
and you photoshop kiddie porn with my son's pictures.
and i seen yo sisters titties online.

i know you are lying about these rats because yo bref stanks and your girlfriend's moo-stash gets more respect than you.

go get my youtube account un banned.



damn is this shit true?

and yes, i want his moms myspace link.

ZigZag
10-25-2009, 09:34 PM
sid u faggit this what u get for swag jackin the corpse.... Next time u do it ima fuck ur mum.

Uncle Steezo
10-25-2009, 09:38 PM
Hell yeah its true.

food for thought
10-25-2009, 09:41 PM
what a fag.

Olive Oil Goombah
10-25-2009, 09:42 PM
sweet thread bro!!!!!!

SID
10-25-2009, 09:51 PM
sid u faggit this what u get for swag jackin the corpse.... Next time u do it ima fuck ur mum.

you actin like thecorpse is some badge of hounour, ahahahah you recently married faggit.

you met stringer ahaahahahaha

SID
10-25-2009, 09:54 PM
Hell yeah its true.

Go look after kaiyo, forget about my mustache.

You living in a fantasy creation gliterrati.

SID
10-25-2009, 09:57 PM
what a fag.

Your godly assignment was to be be part of the biggest wu tang orientated non ignorant usergroup ever. Congrats bro, you made it!!!!

Shaolin monk is your most known poster.

Get off the mustache....

TheBoarzHeadBoy
10-25-2009, 10:06 PM
<------------Is not going to jail for posting child porn.

<------------Has too many morals to post faces of the girls he's bedded.

<------------Doesn't have long enough a list to brag.

<------------Sue me.

I'll say this though. No one gets pussy on da corp like Palehorse. It's ugly ass beaten up pussy, but as long as its Pale beating it up power to hims.

SID
10-25-2009, 10:10 PM
You have to many morals not to post pics of chicks you smashed?

No one gets pussy on the corp like palehorse?

I never posted child porn. But what i did was pretty ruthless, i feel bad for it.

PALEHORSE
10-25-2009, 10:10 PM
id fuck your girl but its too easy

youll understand when your older

food for thought
10-25-2009, 10:11 PM
Your godly assignment was to be be part of the biggest wu tang orientated non ignorant usergroup ever. Congrats bro, you made it!!!!

Shaolin monk is your most known poster.

Get off the mustache....

thats why your mom is a myspace skeezer lol shut up

SID
10-25-2009, 10:17 PM
thats why your mom is a myspace skeezer lol shut up

my mum aint on myspace faggot.

you jizzed when your name turned blue faggot.

5hundred&one
10-25-2009, 10:18 PM
the corpse is for pussies, why the hell do any of you post on there?

it almost sucks as bad as making a thread about the bitches you've bagged.

SID
10-25-2009, 10:22 PM
id fuck your girl but its too easy

youll understand when your older

Your not talking about telepathically massaging her ovaries and a romantic debate about repltillian cults when you say you would fuck her, are you?

I don't think i will ever understand pales.

ZigZag
10-26-2009, 09:17 AM
you actin like thecorpse is some badge of hounour, ahahahah you recently married faggit.

You met stringer ahaahahahaha

ill smack u and ur father nigga stfu. Im coming for ur mum boy. She gonna swalla my nums.

SID
10-26-2009, 09:28 AM
I bet you been fantasizing about goin to stringers house for years ahahaha. I heard he made you crack up like a bitch haha

TheBoarzHeadBoy
10-26-2009, 03:02 PM
You have to many morals not to post pics of chicks you smashed?

No one gets pussy on the corp like palehorse?

I never posted child porn. But what i did was pretty ruthless, i feel bad for it.

I'm not going to put picks of people I know up on here. I'm semi annonymous, its nice that way.

I didn't say you posted child porn. That was unclear. I'm saying if I showed you the nudes I have of chicks I've fucked you'd go to jail... I think I'd go too, but me having them isn't illegal cause I'm not 18 till next year. (Cigs and canadian booze are not worth having to delete my fap collection ;) )

Don't feel bad for what you did. I would do the same thing, but I can't...


And on Palehorse. I'm convinced he's the guy who fucks all the skanks that the rest of us see and go "ugggghhh" but like that's tons of pussy. Pale goes for quantity over quality and he gets dozens of 3s for every 7+ we normal guys hit... Its gross, but its a lot of tang.

PALEHORSE
10-26-2009, 08:29 PM
your young and got alot to learn
but the truth is
i wouldnt fuck any of your girls and you couldnt fuck any of mine
i got
models
porno chicks
pro cheerleaders
business women
doctors and masters


all under my belt
not trying to brag but...

JerseyIronman
10-26-2009, 09:21 PM
o ya?

i got beauty pageant winners, the first female astronaut, rachel rae and a nobel peace prize winner under my belt

im not going to say which winner it was (ill tell you it was the physics prize though)

TheBoarzHeadBoy
10-26-2009, 09:51 PM
your young and got alot to learn
but the truth is
i wouldnt fuck any of your girls and you couldnt fuck any of mine
i got
models
porno chicks
pro cheerleaders
business women
doctors and masters


all under my belt
not trying to brag but...

Pas de touche, mon ami. Tu as tort comme d'habitude...

When you're losing an argument in English be ready to throw a curveball...

Bobby_Digital72
10-26-2009, 10:38 PM
o ya?

i got beauty pageant winners, the first female astronaut, rachel rae and a nobel peace prize winner under my belt

im not going to say which winner it was (ill tell you it was the physics prize though)

lol!

SID
10-27-2009, 09:23 AM
your young and got alot to learn
but the truth is
i wouldnt fuck any of your girls and you couldnt fuck any of mine
i got
models
porno chicks
pro cheerleaders
business women
doctors and masters


all under my belt
not trying to brag but...

It's not a competition, but yeh if you have actually banged those kind of chicks good on ya, i got together with a 35 year old science teacher by having a debate about space and time drunk on the night bus, she snogged me after i said something about parrellel universes and dimensions.

Me and my graphic design tutor have a sexually charged relationship also, we mutually know were gonna add each other on facebook after these two years and trip together.

KERZO
10-27-2009, 11:00 AM
so if we dont post a pic then we're virgins,hahahahahaha

on topic, i had this chick last night who was the first one who's ever managed to deep-throat me. i made that bitch give me two bj's last night and one this morning cos she got me all shivery when i busted a nut. good times

Teh KillaBee
10-27-2009, 04:21 PM
ahahahah you recently married faggit.

you met stringer ahaahahahaha

dude's done for, he'll be asking for his nuts back so he can kick it with his homies

Teh KillaBee
10-27-2009, 04:26 PM
And on Palehorse. I'm convinced he's the guy who fucks all the skanks that the rest of us see and go "ugggghhh" but like that's tons of pussy. Pale goes for quantity over quality and he gets dozens of 3s for every 7+ we normal guys hit... Its gross, but its a lot of tang.

Palehorse is just doin what everyone else should be doin. Ramming anything in his path. I was blessed with a penis and intend on using it any chance I get.

ZigZag
10-27-2009, 10:20 PM
survey says 97.9% of wtc is poosey and sid is the clit

SID
10-28-2009, 11:45 AM
ahaha, i,m the clit of wtc,you been hangin round with stringer too much zig.

AcidPhosphate69
10-28-2009, 12:07 PM
Alright, you're all fuck bags. There was this exact same style thread a while ago and nobody made as much of a fuss as they did for this one. In fact, many joined in.

SID
10-30-2009, 12:29 PM
Trust that acid, most of these imbeciles feel the subconscious need to defend themselves when entering a sidious thread, reflects more on their fragile insecurities then anything else.

MAYOR QUIMBY
10-30-2009, 12:34 PM
you have to post at least one cumshot pic while holding a sign saying 'wu-corps nutbuster general'
ROFL! I agree!!

JerseyIronman
10-30-2009, 04:58 PM
Alright, you're all fuck bags. There was this exact same style thread a while ago and nobody made as much of a fuss as they did for this one. In fact, many joined in.

I want to see a link


anyway if it was done by Style originaly, i gaurantee it wasnt done in such a douchey manner.

This has got to be the douchiest thread i have ever seen.

its douchier than this guy

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/douche.jpg

SID
10-30-2009, 05:38 PM
Did you just say style made a thread that wasent douchy ahaha, gavins ego has formed into a entity trapped in cyberspace ahaha, the dudes flashing his raphael sadiq fiseek out of his grandiose sense of self worth and your calling me a douchebag haha.

God i hate these gay blue username faggots

JerseyIronman
10-30-2009, 06:05 PM
nah im not saying Style is innocent of douch-ness im just saying nothing could possibly match this thread's level of douchery.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
10-30-2009, 11:36 PM
I want to see a link


anyway if it was done by Style originaly, i gaurantee it wasnt done in such a douchey manner.

This has got to be the douchiest thread i have ever seen.

its douchier than this guy

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/douche.jpg

Jealous of the Bro's getting mad pussy. Fuck your fucking face <3

I bet you were a fag in middleschool, a fag in highschool, a fag in college, a fag at work, a fag on dates, a fag at sport events, and a fag while cutting yourself and beating off with your fag blood, faggot.

Much love homez.