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Uncle Steezo
10-25-2009, 10:09 AM
here are two that i thought of the other day while floating on a cloud.




the bailed-out auto companies will be obligated to produce military/police vehicles that will be used to subdue the citizenry. many military vehicles are currently produced here in detroit.




the swine flu doesn't exist. its the regular flu,which 29,000 americans die from yearly, being called "H1N1". doctors are being subsidized for diagnosing this fake virus, and for administering the vaccine.

PALEHORSE
10-25-2009, 09:33 PM
unemployment will double and almost all the jobs available will be federal

diggy
10-25-2009, 09:46 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8324511.stm


^^The drum roll for war gets louder.

Uncle Steezo
10-26-2009, 12:53 PM
the Asian Union is on its way. jap[an aqrt the head

Huggasaurus Sex
10-26-2009, 02:11 PM
style's son will join wu-corp and be selected for vatican status within 6 months.

palehorse will apply for a job at the post office but his application will be lost in the mail and then he'll get paranoid that he hasn't heard back from them and he'll destroy all the drugs and paraphernalia in his house and delete his wu-corp account and then remake it 2 weeks later and ask for vet status and it will be granted.

diggy will have sex with a woman and the woman will not orgasm and she'll ask if it's in yet multiple times.

michael jackson is alive.

JASPER
10-26-2009, 03:08 PM
Huggah at some point will have sex with a Vietnamese hooker and contract a sexual transmitted disease that will fester into prostate troubles.

In hope it will just go away he remains untreated and his health declines rapidly. More and more carelessly he fucks dirty viet hookers and catches more STD's and eventually AIDS too.

His testicles become too embarrassingly grotesque to convince even the filthiest whores to have sex with him. The rest of his stay in Vietnam, Huggah spends smoking and watching gogo dancers and dying of AIDS.

Then his ex girlfriend will post the story on here and Huggah Akhbar will become the Johnny Chimpo Lian of Wu Corp.

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2775/img0383ri0.jpg

RIP

Huggasaurus Sex
10-27-2009, 02:01 AM
hahahah that miniseries i shot is airing right now...

JASPER
10-27-2009, 05:23 PM
You're still in Vietnam?

How the fuck you're doing?

SKAMPOE
10-27-2009, 06:33 PM
Pcp will become a household name single handedly bringing that raw hiphop back...mark my wooorrdsss

Uncle Steezo
10-27-2009, 07:45 PM
Pcp is already a household name my pigger.



At least in my household.

SKAMPOE
10-27-2009, 08:32 PM
lol

SKAMPOE
10-27-2009, 08:36 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/skampban.gif?t=1256693680

Huggasaurus Sex
10-28-2009, 03:23 AM
You're still in Vietnam?

How the fuck you're doing?

ya man. just trying to live cheap, fuck often, and DJ when possible. i ate dog last weekend. again. there are days on end when the only english i speak is in my head. thinking about getting the squinty eye surgery and a penis reduction to complete the transformation.

i know this goofy-looking, lispy friend of a friend who came to visit a couple months ago, doesn't speak a word of vietnamese, and was alternating between banging a super hot receptionist and fingering a cute 18 year old while he was here. he just bought a ticket for december and will be moving here for good.

vietnam. come for the whores. stay for the whores.

ALCATRAZ
10-28-2009, 03:48 AM
vietnam. come for the whores. stay for the whores.

lol