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Uncle Steezo
10-27-2009, 07:56 PM
Make ur claims old or new.

Art Vandelay
10-27-2009, 08:10 PM
1. posting chuck taylors for old shit being re-posted
2. trademarking "while we're on the subject, what's the name of the song playing in the background of spot rusherz on ob4cl"
3. saying "that shits old nigga, you got to get some chuckers, fucker" to old posts
4. use of any "virgin" logo in regards to tsa

JerseyIronman
10-27-2009, 08:42 PM
http://www.crazypatents.com/images/Large/4044405-1.gif

http://www.crazypatents.com/images/Large/901407-1.gif

http://www.crazypatents.com/images/Large/5400623.jpg

http://www.crazypatents.com/images/Large/995600.gif


let me know

ALCATRAZ
10-27-2009, 09:11 PM
i like to credit myself with single handedly reviving the thread star rating system ... its so real now that the mods are rating their favorite threads and locking them so no 1 else can rate it ... thats all me

Art Vandelay
10-27-2009, 09:31 PM


and i thought i brought nothing to the table.

netscape check two
10-27-2009, 10:21 PM
I have a patent on making new threads telling people that you are actually the rapper 'Paperboy'. As I did that years back before the forum crash, and everyone believed it.

begongo
10-28-2009, 01:29 PM
was the one to introduce the term "No Norway" as a substitute for "No Homo"

Ghost In The 'Lac
10-28-2009, 01:52 PM
-Revolutionized hip hop shop by introducing exotic specimens like Gucci Mane into peoples back packs.
-Was the first to post directly from Shaolin Temple and post pics (not even a joke).
-Popularized the no homo and /pause.
-Being a father figure to many posters.
-Using google earth to stalk Wu generals.

Lists literally in the tousands but innovators dont dwell on past acheivements I see my influence daily on this site im not gonna list every little thing. I just let them run with it.

1. posting chuck taylors for old shit being re-posted
2. trademarking "while we're on the subject, what's the name of the song playing in the background of spot rusherz on ob4cl"
3. saying "that shits old nigga, you got to get some chuckers, fucker" to old posts


oh look its a mr me too.

This is all ironically debatable, i feel like throwin some chucks at your old ass head. especially the Spot Rusherz, which was all me 100%. I cant even remember the chucks, but im pretty sure that was me too.

You can have the chucks but the Spot Rusherz was all ghostlaced

Steve Urkel
10-28-2009, 04:15 PM
1. posting random immature shit
2. Started the recent wave of avatar and sig changification

Steve Urkel
10-28-2009, 04:18 PM
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Shogah
10-28-2009, 04:25 PM
I'm pretty much biting from everyone.

but check this stuff













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Steve Urkel
10-28-2009, 04:32 PM
^^

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/customavatars/avatar31646_6.gif

Poetic Wun
10-28-2009, 04:56 PM
i like to credit myself with single handedly reviving the thread star rating system ... its so real now that the mods are rating their favorite threads and locking them so no 1 else can rate it ... thats all me
nigga, Pac was doin this way before this site even implemented that system.
Pac made thread star rating hood then took that shit to the white house... u just followed suit.

btw i think that 1-rate-per-thread is was a VB bug in the newest build or something like that.

-Revolutionized hip hop shop by introducing exotic specimens like Gucci Mane into peoples back packs.
-Popularized the no homo and /pause.
....really?
u.... wanna take credit for this?

Visionz
10-28-2009, 05:01 PM
1. posting random immature shit
2. Started the recent wave of avatar and sig changification

there's about 300 filings for your claim on #1 and all before july 09.

patent DENIED

TheBoarzHeadBoy
10-28-2009, 10:06 PM
Patent: I Shot Tupac Shakur In Cold Blood

Take that Alcatraz...

AcidPhosphate69
10-28-2009, 11:47 PM
I invented the internet.

Longbongcilvaringz
10-29-2009, 07:10 AM
- Pioneered an aesthetic style which would permeate all aspect of the site and additionally generally contributed to the overall presentation of the site and the general appearance of it's patrons.

- Did not invent, but did re-popularise the constant overuse of the term "faggit" (sic) in the period after the second WTC crash circa 2006.

- Re-popularised 2pac and Jay Z in the previously extremely hostile 2006 era WTC.

- Protected the rights and liberties of all posters from all creeds, nationalities, races and belief systems.

- Gave you life.

Inspectah_Dirk
10-29-2009, 08:39 AM
I am the one who started all the Wu-Tang on this site yo.

Teh KillaBee
10-29-2009, 10:49 AM
<------ invented Lazer's, jetpacks, glowsticks, teh Shocker, & fried chicken

JASPER
10-29-2009, 11:09 AM
I got rid of Goddess and that's more than you did altogether.

Uncle Steezo
11-06-2009, 04:26 PM
"love/hate=disrespect" ...the last truly great wucorp meme.

WARPATH
11-06-2009, 05:56 PM
I'd like a patent on both the superman and Dollar sign symbol. All rights to use the symbol need to be pre-approved by me. I also need patents on the ubside down "p" cherries and the combination of using green and cream together in any type of coloring scheme.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/superman.jpg

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/slippypimp.jpg

Also I need a patent on * The Pimp * nobody should be allowed to describe themselves in such a manner without pre-approval ( or paying me ) .

WARPATH
11-06-2009, 06:00 PM
I also need a patent on the following marvel characters:

Red hulk or "Rulk" and the Green Hulk.

Shang Chi the master of kung-fu

and Spiderman

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/sig3.jpg

WARPATH
11-06-2009, 06:01 PM
Also using the image of mario lopez aka AC SLATER.....yeah that's mine too.

PALEHORSE
11-06-2009, 07:04 PM
i think i was the first to post my dick on wucorp. anybody remember "palehorse does the world thread" that was like 6 years ago.
i popularized co-sign
rose conscious awareness about the nwo and reptilians
pioneered "punch you in the face" style posting

PALEHORSE
11-07-2009, 11:06 AM
Tsa pioneered calling the cops on forum members and this phenomenon is catching on at a unprecedented rate

You only believe area 51 matters because the media told YOU, dipshit.

THere has got to be something I can do with, or someone I can alert to, this quote to get your pasty little faggot ass Guantanimo'd.

Im ready to blow the whistle.

Uncle Steezo
11-07-2009, 11:32 AM
I challenge Slippys claim to Superman Logo. i'm sure everyone will agree that
http://www.curtoons.com/images/SUPERMANlogo.jpg
means "STYLE" not "Slippy" .

in fact, while i was already using the superman logo heavily, Mr Capalini(Slippy) was known as CS.






i also claim eMarriage and eWife. including MsRza, BB, and soon to be K-Sun.

SID
11-07-2009, 12:05 PM
I'm the anti-hero of wucorp.

Bitches want me, the lames look up to me.

I start trends.

Longbongcilvaringz
11-07-2009, 01:54 PM
I'm pretty sure Ben posted his dick before you Pale.

Although only a select dozen peeped it.

Uncle Steezo
11-08-2009, 08:24 PM
filing the following terms:
Dub Dime-2010
Dub Dozen-2012

SMPB-SeanMichealPatBateman

SID
11-09-2009, 08:25 AM
You are obsessed with Sean Bateman aren't you style?

When Duru showed you no love you moved to me and the bateman.

Your a freaky bastard bro.

Uncle Steezo
11-09-2009, 10:47 AM
the only one obsessed is you, sidious (follow me around the internet) katana.

you must be campaigning for a 1% membership.

SID
11-09-2009, 12:56 PM
hahaha, you followed me gav, me and bis fan documented our satanspace exploits on thecorpse from the very beggining and before i knew it, i saw "styles super satanic sig shop", and even the goths trashed you for making proffesional sigs for strangers.

You cant win bro.

Steve Urkel
11-09-2009, 12:57 PM
^^ lol

Uncle Steezo
11-09-2009, 09:02 PM
liar.

the satanist said that you were an asshole and a waste of life. then banned you.
i mean if a devil worshipper thinks you're a piece of shit....
i don't even know who bis fan is.


i thought your goal was to "run me off the internet"?

SID
11-10-2009, 07:23 AM
I’d like to think of myself as a social commentator, I like to analyze and dissect society and sub culture, shed light on hypocrisy, double standards and the general flaws in their social and or belief systems.
I trashed the Satanists for their lack of knowledge and the fact they did not believe in satan or the devil but instead aligned themselves with the worlds most controversial figur to rebel against what they perceive as order, they lacked love in their life and that manifested itself through their alignment to death, blood and guts.
I got in their heads challenged their beliefs and basically fucked up their whole perspective, that’s why I got banned.

Once I found out about your sig shop, that did become a goal, in all honesty I found your submissive attiute and lack of pride or dignity to be shameful.

Uncle Steezo
11-10-2009, 10:18 AM
trashed them?
faggot you were trying to holla at the goths. and then u got mad when they said you were an asshole and thought your (gavin)ass sniffing habit was lame. they told you to go back to the corpse. but you were banned and had no place else to go.

you were banned cause you annoyed them.

SID
11-10-2009, 10:29 AM
I tried to holla at the goths? ahahaha, nigga i live near Camden Town, i have seen enough goths and punks to last me a lifetime.

You fucking made professional signitures for random goths, i remember devil bunny got uncomfortable when you asked her if you could make her a sig she was like "uhhhhh ok then lol".

You have clearly fell off the preimer graphic design circle gavin, theres still time to get back on though.

Uncle Steezo
11-10-2009, 12:07 PM
this is what devil bunny said when i called you the internets version of herepes...

..HIV of the violent kind...


http://www.satanspace.com/forum/Smileys/evil/laugh.gif http://www.satanspace.com/forum/Smileys/evil/laugh.gif http://www.satanspace.com/forum/Smileys/evil/laugh.gif



dude...he's been here a while and he's annoying.

http://www.satanspace.com/forum/Smileys/evil/smiley.gif


and once again you follow me from thread to thread sucking my dick.

SID
11-10-2009, 01:59 PM
Its hard to miss your threads when your trolling this site with all your homo slang, your a attention whore with a pechant for gay innuendoes and glitter.

lol @ you searching through the SS archives for that bland comment, go look after kaiyo faggot.

WARPATH
11-10-2009, 05:45 PM
I'd like a patent on both the superman and Dollar sign symbol. All rights to use the symbol need to be pre-approved by me. I also need patents on the ubside down "p" cherries and the combination of using green and cream together in any type of coloring scheme.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/superman.jpg

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/Charging_Soldier/slippypimp.jpg

Also I need a patent on * The Pimp * nobody should be allowed to describe themselves in such a manner without pre-approval ( or paying me ) .

I challenge Slippys claim to Superman Logo. i'm sure everyone will agree that
http://www.curtoons.com/images/SUPERMANlogo.jpg
means "STYLE" not "Slippy" .

in fact, while i was already using the superman logo heavily, Mr Capalini(Slippy) was known as CS.






i also claim eMarriage and eWife. including MsRza, BB, and soon to be K-Sun.

Better go back and research that some more. Nobody gives a shit anyways.

KERZO
11-10-2009, 05:52 PM
http://cdn-54.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/065/925/450x1000/moe.jpg

Uncle Steezo
11-10-2009, 05:55 PM
Better go back and research that some more. Nobody gives a shit anyways.

:'(

JASPER
11-10-2009, 05:57 PM
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8130/1252577186desktop.gif

Uncle Steezo
11-10-2009, 06:08 PM
Its hard to miss your threads when your trolling this site with all your homo slang, your a attention whore with a pechant for gay innuendoes and glitter.

lol @ you searching through the SS archives for that bland comment, go look after kaiyo faggot.

lol @you getting caught in a lie. now go tell another one.
and whats with your obsession with peoples kids?
1st you photoshop ben's daughter into porn then my son.

you got problems.

SID
11-10-2009, 07:16 PM
What lie? i got under their skin and challenged their beliefs, you got on your knees and slipped satanspaces cock in your mouth and reveled in the molten sperm sliding down your throat, but hey your "super satanic sig shop" has amassed nearly 10,000 views so i guess your lack of self worth and dignity paid off huh? like the molten sperm reference? sadly its the only thing your wise owl ass taught me.

Never pshopped bens kid, pronay did.

Uncle Steezo
11-10-2009, 10:47 PM
just like your flow, your gayness lacks flair, energy and creativity.
you are too blunt and leave nothing to the imagination, due to your own lack of imagination.
your delivery is sloppy.


long story short you can never do it like me kid.

SID
11-11-2009, 07:54 AM
I dont want to "do it" like you gavin i have bigger aspirations then posting on here in my mid thirties and ruining a good carpet.

IrOnMaN
11-11-2009, 10:45 AM
SID can flow. Time is a great track, in my opinion.

Support him.

Uncle Steezo
11-11-2009, 03:15 PM
i'd like to file sid as my creation.

SID
11-11-2009, 03:56 PM
I'd like to file gavin as an autisitc e-stalker/lonely millionaire

Uncle Steezo
11-11-2009, 03:58 PM
look at you still clinging.

SID
11-11-2009, 04:04 PM
That's the theme of your life you delusional psychopath.

Eccentric autistic crazy ass nigga.

Uncle Steezo
11-11-2009, 04:19 PM
still there.

SID
11-11-2009, 04:21 PM
What are looking in the mirror while your posting on here or something?

Uncle Steezo
11-11-2009, 06:13 PM
if you are trying to imply that you want to be me... then yes.

SID
11-12-2009, 10:56 AM
No i am impying that you are reflecting your insecurities with every post, nigga you dont know what kind of brain is operating this SID account. Get your shit together bro.

K2RcnnV3cBQ

Uncle Steezo
11-12-2009, 05:07 PM
can't walk away from this thread even if you wanted to.

Teh KillaBee
11-12-2009, 05:24 PM
SID has e-tangoeing cardio imo

Uncle Steezo
11-12-2009, 05:34 PM
eOCD

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-12-2009, 05:53 PM
Occasionally uses the word cunt

there isn't enough cunting around here

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-12-2009, 05:56 PM
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Teh KillaBee
11-12-2009, 06:04 PM
Occasionally uses the word cunt

there isn't enough cunting around here

I don't see enough cumbeards either

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http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6176/cumbeard.jpg

Teh KillaBee
11-12-2009, 06:07 PM
eOCD

e-stamina ftlmf