Man @ Armz
09-26-2005, 01:53 PM
Man @ armz the one that cause harm fuck ya sista , ya girl and ya moms
fuck european with you aids infested seaman, im sittin in the west clean flow peein
at ease kid this sun got titanium steez kid, puffin trees kid, leave ya leafless, burried under my thesis, dead cold smeelin of fesis you couldnt spit hot shit with lil'wayne's lisp, so fag ya takin anal fist, smooth yet crisp, im that name on ever kids wish list....
1 love peace kid
09-26-2005, 03:04 PM
This Gonna Hurt Me More Than It Grieve You,
Im Not Gonna Even Seed You,
You A Westy Motherfucker,
Id Never Wanna Bee U,
I Said European Dude,
Why Tha Fuck U Break My Rules,
Keep Singing The Westside Blues,
Plastic Guns Dancin To CandyShop Rules,
Some Sort Of Stupid Fuckin Fool,
Call Yo Moma Coz She Drools,
Fuckin Bitch Aint Godda Clue,
Like Sabbotagin My Moves,
Altars My State Off Mood,
But At The Same Fuckin Time,
Im Still Prayin For Your Crew.
09-27-2005, 05:06 AM
How Dare You Quote My Unquantified Name,
Point At Me And Say I Want To Join The IRA,
Rather Smoke A Half Pound An Pimp My Dames,
U Dont Need Shot To Feel The Fuckin Pain,
U Speak Of Our Rebels Like U Werent Affraid,
The Next Generation More Vigorously Trained,
SO DONT TALK ABOUT MY PEOPLES, PLEASE REFRAIN,
YOU GOT ME RHYMIN UP, BUT WHY SHOULD I EXPLAIN,
That I Know U Got No Balls, That U Just A Cum Stain,
If U Had A God Dam Flavour, It Would Bee Called Plane,
Break Both Your Legs With My Bare Hands Now U Lame,
GreenBee Woke Da HIVE Now Things Neva Bee The Same,
This Worlds Days Are Numbered And Not Many Remain,
FightIin For Truth N Tolerence Turn Time Back Again,
I May Be Insane Wont Let Them Labotimize My Membrane,
N/One Believes Slims A Faggot Who Backed Outta Slaine,
SellOut Fake, Motherfucker Made Me Throw My Ticket Away,
Now I Have Returned For Revenge FUCKIN HIP HOPS RECLAIMED
For The Ghetto And The People, "SHAME ON EM SHAME ON EM"
(YOU DIRTY SELLOUT FUCKER WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND SHAME ON HIM)
His Rhymes A Bit Dim, Motherfuckin Slim Famous Again,
Like Fuck You Motherfucker WHO WERE NEVER MY FRIEND,
Puppet Rapper With Strings, Watchin FEMINEM Pretend,
Til Meth Said Start Diging If You Aint Got No Ends,
To Meet, At The End Of The Week, The Futures Only Mal-Bleak,
SO NOW MY PEOPLES FUCKIN RISE TO THEY FEET FLOOD THE
FUCKIN STREETS LET EM' ALL FUCKIN KNOW ABOUT HOW THE
GHETTO WEEPS, HOW WE NEVA SLEEP, IN A COLD WORLD THE
DEVIL CREEPS, WHERE US WESTYS, FEED OFF THE FAR EAST
WHILE THE GREEDY FUCKERS STEAL AND FEAST CAUSING GRIEF
I AINT EVEN GOT STARTED TO PICK APART YOUR BELIEFS
I AINT NO FUCKIN KILLER OR SOME HYPOCRITIC PRIEST
WHERE THE FUCKS THE WEED, MY FUCKIN TIMINGS SWEET
ROTATE 120 DEGREES, STEP UP MY PIMPIN PIMPIN STEE'Z
(LISTEN TO THE WISE PIMP Hit You With The Fact BOOK)
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
11% of the people in the world are left-handed.
The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
Back in ancient Greece, a unibrow was considered to be a sign of beauty and great intelligence in woman.
The life span of a tastebud is 10 days.
Broccoli is the only vegetable that is a flower.
The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US.
You burn 20 calories per hour chewing gum.
A one minute kiss burns 26 calories.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days
without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they
were both deaf.
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing.
Four in ten girls will experience at least one pregnancy before reaching age 20.
Insomnia has plagued many famous people:
Catherine the Great
Vincent Van Gogh
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly
and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving
her mentally retarded.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall,
and she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
If shop mannequins were real women, they'd be too thin to menstruate.
Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.
The average American woman weighs 144 lbs. and wears between a size 12 and 14.
One out of every four college aged women has an eating disorder.
Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman; today they weigh 23% less.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most
of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
In 1899, a storm raged in New Richmond, Wisconsin. During the storm, a woman there witnessed a bizarre
sight - a kangaroo hopping through her neighbor's yard. This is the first known American kangaroo sighting.
During the next hundred years, many more were sighted, but few were ever explained.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight
sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
In California, it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
23% of all photocopier repairs are needed due to people photocopying their butts.
When Coca-Cola began to be sold in China, they used characters that would sound like "Coca-Cola" when
spoken. Unfortunately, what they turned out to mean was "Bite the wax tadpole". It did not sell well.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.
Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates
into the command "go hang yourself."
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."
Every continent begins and ends in the same letter. eg AfricA, EuropE.
Every continent has a city called Rome.
In Super Mario Brothers, Mario's full name is Mario Mario, and Luigi's is Luigi Mario.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
Pearls melt in vinegar
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their
houses down, hence the expression: "getting fired."
Chopin, the composer, wore a beard on only the left half of his face. He claimed that when he performed at
the piano, the other side of his face didn't matter since the audience saw only one side.
20% of all adults in the US have or have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal home. They enter
while you sleep.
Play-Doh was invented to be used as wallpaper cleaner.
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
In Mexico, the Chevy Nova was a bit of a joke - "no va" in Spanish means, "won't go..."
In 1939 an author named Ernest Vincent wrote a 50,000 word novel called Gadsby. The only thing unusual
about the novel is that there is not a single letter e in the whole book - except for those in the author's name!
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart.
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the USA.
The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond.
The first yo-yos were used as weapons in the Phillipine Islands. They had a weight of four pounds, and the
strings were 20 feet long.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
While sneezing, if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive double
97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the
No president of the United States was an only child.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end
because of the rate of reproduction
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would
grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who in a town could fart the loudest and longest. Winners
were awarded many prizes and received great recognition.
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables
Naked means to be unprotected - Nude means unclothed.
Phobatrivaphobia is fear of trivia about phobias.
Professional ballerinas use about twelve pairs of toe shoes per week.
Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits.'
Strange-but-real college courses offered include Advanced Cereal Science, Amusement Park Administration,
Clay Wheel Throwing, Fatherhood, Tree Climbing, and Soil Judging.
The abbreviation e.g. stands for Exempli gratia, or For example.
The abbreviation for 1 pound, lb., comes from the astrological sign Libra, meaning
The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
The expression "What in tarnation?!" comes from the original meaning "What in eternal damnation?!"
Fantastic Mileage - The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.
The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi-
pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
The longest placename in Great Britain is Gorsafawddachaidraigddanheddogleddol-
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can
be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
The HIGHEST point in Pennsylvania is LOWER than the lowest point in Colorado.
Only one person in two BILLION will be live to be 116 or older.
The mask used by in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
November 29 is National Sinky Day; a day to eat over one's sink and worship it.
November 19 is 'Have a Bad Day' day.
During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, Red Vineyard at
Groaking is to watch people eating in hopes that they will offer you some.
If you look carefully at the picture of Mona Lisa, you will notice a bridge in the
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
The Netherlands and the United States both have anthems that do not mention their
X-ray technology has shown there are 3 different versions of the Mona Lisa under the visible one.
In 1897, Bayer, who is the makers of Aspirin, once marketed the drug heroin.
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.
While in some countries the penalty for driving while intoxicated can be death, in Uruguay intoxication
is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving.
Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks.
The sale of Vodka makes up 10% of the Russians government income.
In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag.
There is a Nike commercial that was shot in Kenya with Samburu tribesman speaking in their native
language Maa. The slogan "Just Do It" appears when the tribesman is talking. In reality he was saying,
"I don't want these. Give me big shoes."
The chances of dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning.
Warner Chappel Music owns the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday." They
make over $1 million in royalties every year from the commercial use of the song.
The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague
would get red circular sores (Ring around the rosey...), these sores would smell very badly so common folk
would put flowers on their bodies somewhere inconspicuously, so that it would cover the smell of the sores
(...pocket full of poseys...). People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible
spread of the disease (...ashes, ashes we all fall down!).
The term honeymoon is derived from the Babylonians who declared mead, a
honey-flavored wine, the official wedding drink, stipulating that the bride's parents be required to
keep the groom supplied with the drink for the month following the wedding.
Author Dr. Seuss wrote the book "Green Eggs and Ham" because the editor made him a bet that he could
not write a book which contained less than fifty words.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.
Dr. Seuss coined the word nerd in his 1950 book If I Ran The Zoo.
Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.
A Viking tribe once raided England for no other reason than because they had run out of ale.
The bubbles in Guinness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why.
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
It takes 3000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Mickey Mouse's ears are always turned to the front, no matter which direction his head is pointing.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
When Bugs Bunny first appeared in 1935, he was called Happy Rabbit.
There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
Average lifespan of a major league baseball: 5 pitches.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
A baby in Florida was named Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny.
His middle name is George James.
If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at approximately 4:30pm
Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive proof of alien life,
when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio
emissions were traced to a microwave in the building.
Strange-but-real organizations that you might want to leave off of your resume: The Institute
of Totally Useless Skills, The International Association of Sand Castle Builders, National Society
for Prevention of Cruelty to Mushrooms, Cookie Cutter Collectors Club, International Correspondence
of Corkscrew Addicts.
The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.
The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three times each morning.
The first ever ""World Summit on Toilets"" was held in Singapore in November 2001.
Ronald Reagen appeared in more then 50 movies before becoming president.
The longest kiss on record lasted 30 hours and 45 minutes. Dror Orpaz and Carmit Tsubara recorded
it on April 5, 1999 at a kissing contest held in Tel Aviv, Israel.
The national average ACT score is 17.
The smallest man alive is 26 inches tall.
The smallest man ever was Gul Mohammed (1957-1997) of India, who measured 1 feet, 10˝ inches.
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the
fourty-eight poorest nations.
The Tinguian people of Philippines have their own way of kissing. They put their lips close to
each other's face and quickly inhale.
Tibetans, Mongolians, and people in parts of western China put salt in their tea instead of sugar.
Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour - about 1.5 pounds a year. By 70 years of
age, an average person will have lost 105 pounds of skin.
Humans shed and re-grow outer skin cells about every 27 days - almost 1,000 new skins in a lifetime.
If it were removed from your body, your small intestine would stretch to a length of 22 feet.
Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning before you
will die of oxygen deprivation.
Tug-of-war was an Olympic event from 1900-1920.
Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look-alike contest.
A misomaniac is someone who hates everything.
The Sears Tower in Chicago has its own zip code.
The left lung is smaller than the right lung to make room for the heart.
The most common blood type in the world is Type O. The rarest, Type A-H, has been found in less than
a dozen people since the type was discovered.
Statistically, the safest age of life is 10 years old.
The only man-made structure visible from space is the Great Wall of China.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his horse a senator.
Summers on Uranus are 21 Earth-years long.
The skin is the largest organ of the body.
Odd-numbered highways generally run North/South, and even-numbered highways
The driest place on earth is Arica, Chile.
Shirley Temple received 135,000 presents for her 8th birthday.
The teddy bear was named for Theodore Roosevelt because he refused to shoot
a bear cub while hunting.
The word 'penis' is Latin for tail.
Antarctica doubles in size every winter.
To tell the temperature without a thermometer: Count a cricket's "chirps" for 15 seconds and add 40.
This tells you the degrees in Fahrenheit.
The game of GOLF was invented in Scotland, and for Gentlemen Only Ladies
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The human brain weighs about 3 pounds, but uses 20% of one's blood and oxygen.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Leonardo da Vinci wrote most of his scientific notes backwards.
Woodrow Wilson kept sheep to trim the White House lawn.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
The bark of the willow tree was the original source for making aspirin.
In 1977, the first sports bra was two jockstraps sewn together.
Dead skin cells make up about 80% of house dust.
About 150 years ago, the average age at which girls got their periods was 16 1/2. Today it’s about 12 1/2.
AND THEY JUST SOME OF THE FACTS IN LIFE
"TELL YO MOMMA SHE MISSED HER POWDER KICK"
"SHIT ON SLIMS NAME WHY NOT"
No Ill Save Thon ShYt For Later FoReal...
Yon PAPER SUMA MUNNIE,
Think This Is Funny?
Fuck You Guys
A High M.C
A NetherNuddin GG
BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-27-2005, 08:32 PM
Peace GreenBee releasing a jet stream,
words streamed together follow the scheme,
words are ringed-out like wet towels,
while fowls chill after hours I call'em owls,
shift vowels as vanna white shits and scowls,
that bitch deflowered by Pat Sajak is foul,
the Milk sours but the beasts still devour...
09-28-2005, 12:43 PM
While Trick Chimps Swing On The Trapieze Of Power,
I Sit Tokin Weed Awaiting The Motherfuckin Hour,
When It All Falls To Shit Just Like The FUCKIN TWIN TOWERS,
When We Reclaim This World And Take What Is Ours,
You Bet Its Time To Wake Up Like Taking Cold Showers,
You Can Fight Like A Man OR RUN LIKE A CARRRD,
Floppy Faggot Fuckers Neva Pay No Regard To My Bars,
I Dont Give A FLYING FUCK LIKE HIPPE AIR GUITAR...
09-28-2005, 01:02 PM
If only I was European, I would snatch this shit for laughs.
I SHIT ON YOU, WHAT ARE YOU LIKE YOU LIL FREEK,
YOU A SAD CUNT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE STREET,
LOOKIN SO SURREAL BUT YOU A FUCKIN GEEK,
YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE UP AND BE A PRIEST,
SIMPLE MOTHERFUKER LOOKIN SYMPA FUK'N THEEEEE....
PINOCHIO NEED WOODEN BALLS BEEFIN WITH ME,
FUCKIN WITH P, INFAMOUS DIRTY BASTARD GreenBee,
I KILL YOU BY ACCIDENT DURIN MY DAMN DREAMS,
GIVE YOU GRIEF AN GO POSTAL SCARED TO SLEEP,
PACK UP HOUSE AND RETREAT, FLEA INTO THE TREES,
RUNNIN FROM A SWARM OF WUTANG KILLA BEEZ,
BUT YOU CANT EVER HIDE SO BACK THE FUCK DOWN,
YOU GET SLAPPED IF YOU TRY......
"Do You Want To Get High Man?"
"Does Pinochio Have Wooden Balls Man?"
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