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ALCATRAZ
12-02-2009, 12:32 PM
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so apparently hugging chest to chest is a sin now, so these herbs made a rap video to let us know that side huggin is the way of the lord and we need 2 respect it ... cant front its kinda catchy

5hundred&one
12-02-2009, 12:48 PM
who knows what bullshit they're on...

when I used to get hugs from church girls, I always went for the full frontal boob hugs. what's the point otherwise?

I was singing this song at work the other day though, you're right it is catchy.

Buzk
12-02-2009, 03:30 PM
that was painful to watch

ALCATRAZ
12-02-2009, 03:35 PM
"you ain't no rabbi, you ain't no priest, so rise up off me" LMAO only priests are allowed to chest hug with them, no one else

Mal
12-02-2009, 04:11 PM
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ALCATRAZ
12-02-2009, 04:26 PM
LOL ur right they did chest hug ...

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-02-2009, 04:53 PM
Theres no way this is real. Its some sort of parody. Its like something off SNL.

That girl on the right in the red hoody gave it away.

If this IS real, then its proof positve that modern religion is the most retarded thing in existence its scary really what it does to people.

zooruka
12-02-2009, 11:00 PM
hahahahah lol...where in the bible does it say you can`t hug somebody front on ?????


peace be with you !

THE MASON
12-03-2009, 08:36 AM
hahahahhahaha this cant be real!

although i remember reading in one province they made a rule similar to that in schools

LORD NOSE
12-03-2009, 08:49 AM
the black man is God

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-03-2009, 08:58 AM
These people are basically using religion as a way of enforcing fascist rules.

Honestly, im all for making religion illegal as soon as the CERN particle collider proves the big bang.

dafran
12-03-2009, 09:37 AM
religion is the main reason for lots of the world wars, fuck it discriminates woman (islam) and gave you a nonsense moral (christian, then priest fucks each other and are child molesters and forbid the use of condoms) FUCK RELIGION, believe in yourself, family and life and enjoy it till it last.

Tracks
12-03-2009, 01:04 PM
These people are basically using religion as a way of enforcing fascist rules.

Honestly, im all for making religion illegal as soon as the CERN particle collider proves the big bang.

even if it proves the big bang, that does not cancel out a higher power.


"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings."


-

einstein



Religion in its entirety is flawed, because man is flawed. But god is perfect.

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-03-2009, 01:15 PM
Yeah i agree with you to an extent

But I was talking about religion that we see today. It should be banned. For real.

Tracks
12-03-2009, 01:19 PM
Agreed. Alot of people need to wake up and realize that MAN wrote all of these "holy" texts. I believe they were on the right track, but man is flawed, and man manipulates EVERYTHING.

THE MASON
12-03-2009, 02:31 PM
“Let us make man in our image, in our likeness” - Genesis

thus god is flawed

eJRC
12-04-2009, 01:32 AM
the black man is God
the dude on the Yamaha?

EAGLE EYE
12-04-2009, 01:46 AM
I posted this video in gen chat a while back in response to something about southern rappers alienating the white audiences for good reason.

EAGLE EYE
12-04-2009, 01:48 AM
Theres no way this is real. Its some sort of parody. Its like something off SNL.

That girl on the right in the red hoody gave it away.

If this IS real, then its proof positve that modern religion is the most retarded thing in existence its scary really what it does to people.


No it is real. You are underestimating just how desperate and cornballish Christian musicians can be. Seriously its bizarre what lengths they go 2 when trying to reach new demographics with their messages.

KBOS
12-04-2009, 02:41 AM
how did such a stupid thread make it to 2 pages? I checked hoping it would be funny but it wasn't : (

Frank Drebin
12-04-2009, 02:45 AM
that fucks me off.
1) embarrassment to heterosexuality
2) embarrassment to God
3) these people may reproduce more fucking retards

dafran
12-04-2009, 02:57 AM
fucking christians i vomit just to listen to this fucking shit, they try to brainwash people with all these fucking acts christian rap christian rock christians fuckkkkkkkk!!!

bamboo
12-04-2009, 11:18 AM
HAHAHAHAhahaaha... my jaws are hurtin...!

Buzk
12-04-2009, 07:24 PM
how did such a stupid thread make it to 2 pages? I checked hoping it would be funny but it wasn't : (

every thread which contains the slightest refference to religion has potential to rise to 15 pages +++ sit back and watch it evolve from a simple discussion about religon to a full blown warzone where accusing those who argument against you of being "fags" is the preferable ammunition

5hundred&one
12-04-2009, 07:25 PM
^ lol, shut up

5hundred&one
12-04-2009, 07:28 PM
here's another heat rock straight outta zooruka's cd binder:

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5hundred&one
12-04-2009, 07:32 PM
^ he busts some fly moves @ 2:30

oldie
12-04-2009, 08:07 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RagnaroK
12-04-2009, 08:58 PM
religion is gay priests and nuns are all virgins they molest lil children they don't get punish by the law and each day they make rules to repel or avoid interaction with woman this is borderline gay shit

KERZO
12-05-2009, 01:46 PM
hahaha that video cracked me up with laughter, whoever wrote those lyrics should become a comedian..

"i'm a ruff ryder, filled up with christ love"

what if your married, can you front hug then? they should have explained the protocol in more detail :b

EAGLE EYE
12-05-2009, 03:41 PM
only Dark man X can get away with Crishunnnn raps