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Sky Blue Danny Kid
12-09-2009, 04:53 PM
The fucking wind is ridiculous and it caused my power to go out. So I'm sitting here in the dark with a lap top and my dog and I'm pissed off.

Now, I'm not a religious man, but I'm pretty sure GOD conjured up these mighty winds to punish all of you faggots for your thoughts of sodomy and reacharounds and such.

And somehow, an honest, hardworking hetero like myself got caught up in HIS divine wrath.

So anyways, I would really appreciate it if you homosexuals would repent for your disgusting thoughts and actions so that GOD might restore my power so I can wach the Connecticut-Kentucky game tonight, which pits my 2 college basketball teams against one another in what will surely be an emotional rollercoaster for me.

Thanks in advance, you dirty queers.

Peace be with you!
RALPH WIGGUM
12-09-2009, 04:56 PM
Yeah, but thank god you still got wu corp
Queen Of Poetry
12-09-2009, 05:00 PM
I hate when that happens.
Malcolm SeX
12-09-2009, 05:01 PM
but I'm pretty sure GOD conjured up these mighty winds to punish all of you (me?) faggots for your thoughts of sodomy and reacharounds and such.


... and somehow your the only one experiencing a power outtage right now in gen chat.



Logical Fallacy



Peace be with you!
Sky Blue Danny Kid
12-09-2009, 05:04 PM
... and somehow your the only one experiencing a power outtage right now in gen chat.



Logical Fallacy



Peace be with you!



HE works in mysterious ways. Now please stop fingering your asshole to Jonas Brothers concert footage so that my power might be restored.

Shem Hetep
Queen Of Poetry
12-09-2009, 05:08 PM
HE works in mysterious ways. Now please stop fingering your asshole to Jonas Brothers concert footage so that my power might be restored.

Shem Hetep

Ur a little angry huh?
Professor Poopsnagle
12-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Are you on 56k now?
Prolifical ENG
12-09-2009, 05:10 PM
Christ Almighty, it was pretty windy here too this morning and almost a foot of that fucking wet snow. Its raining now though. I dont think another system will pass through.
Sky Blue Danny Kid
12-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Ur a little angry huh?

Im not to pleased about the power outage, but while I am a little put off, Im not really upset by the plague of homosexuality sweeping across General Chat.

I say live and let live. But then, I'm not GOD. Gen chatters can engage in all the faggotry they want, and I won't care, UNTIL God accidentally smites my electricity in his attempt to punish them.
Sky Blue Danny Kid
12-09-2009, 05:12 PM
Are you on 56k now?

Nope. Whoever we steal internet from evidently still has power.
Queen Of Poetry
12-09-2009, 05:14 PM
nope. Whoever we steal internet from evidently still has power.

lmao!!!
Teh KillaBee
12-09-2009, 05:28 PM
HE works in mysterious ways. Now please stop fingering your asshole to Jonas Brothers concert footage so that my power might be restored.

Shem Hetep


make a feelings journal entry about it faggot
Sky Blue Danny Kid
12-09-2009, 05:32 PM
make a feelings journal entry about it faggot


Are you still mad that I didn't think your blog thread was funny like 3 months ago?

And you want to talk about feelings?

Youre almost 700 posts into trying to build a career as an e-comedian, and you have yet to say anything remotely amusing.

BUt keep at it.

We're all rooting for you!
Sky Blue Danny Kid
12-09-2009, 06:04 PM
And my power hath returned!!

Blessed be HIS name!

Thank you faggots for suppressing your filthy urges for a little while.

As you were.
Professor Poopsnagle
12-09-2009, 06:47 PM
I was going to suggest you to illegally download some mp3's and childporn... but alas.