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Ghost In The 'Lac
12-22-2009, 01:32 PM
(out of five, 5 skampoes being least healthy, 1 skampoe being most healthy)





Subway: http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg

Im only giving Subway a 3 because even though they offer wholemeal bread and theoretically healthy ingredients on your sub, i always feel really un healhty after eating one and they NEVER fill me up, which suggests they are not healthy.


MickeyD's: http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg

They took the salt levels down but everything they offer is still greasy as fuck with something. Even the mcflurrys. I also feel really unhealthy after a micd's, even more so than a subway.


ADD ON SON

food for thought
12-22-2009, 01:40 PM
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lacey Bone again.

JASPER
12-22-2009, 01:44 PM
A few years back when I was poor as fuck, I got my food at the Salvation Army shelter. Everything was drenched in gravy. It didn't taste bad, but it was all very greasy. They did have some kickass soups.

I give it http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/2wowsgm.jpg Food Skamps.

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-22-2009, 01:45 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/15d193b.jpg

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-22-2009, 01:50 PM
Those burger/hot dog stalls you see at fairs:http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg

I really dont know why people feel the need to eat this crap just because theyre at a fair. Its fucking lethal, you know full fucking well carnival folk are not using meat that has been passed safe to eat by any countries food laws, fuck you know full well it probably isnt even meat at all. You can see the person serving it is a low life piece of shit who probably hasnt properly washed down that grill in years. i'd estimate your takign off at least 4 months of your life with each fair burger you eat. 5 skampoes.

begongo
12-22-2009, 01:58 PM
your street corner kebab joint: http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg
I'll rate it 3 skampoes because of the risk of having the turkish dude's snot and mustache hair in your wrap

SID
12-22-2009, 02:08 PM
Burking king: http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg for food

http://i46.tinypic.com/15d193b.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/15d193b.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/15d193b.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/15d193b.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/15d193b.jpg for price

Good Lebanese Sharwarma joint http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg

SKAMPOE
12-22-2009, 02:18 PM
Suck ma sharwarma

beautifulrock
12-22-2009, 02:21 PM
Taco Bell is at least a

http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg and a http://i46.tinypic.com/15d193b.jpg

AcidPhosphate69
12-22-2009, 02:22 PM
Gas station sandwiches etc. http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg

I eat these fuckers all the time. I know it's horrible, but I fucking love taking the buffalo chicken stick things, putting them in a hotdog bun with a lil' mayo and the nacho cheese from the machine.

SKAMPOE
12-22-2009, 02:24 PM
Sounds like hours of the runs....whites doo love them sum gawdamn mayo nayo naaiiisseeeeeee

y is that?

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-23-2009, 03:11 PM
KFC: http://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpghttp://i45.tinypic.com/282kxmg.jpg

Fuck it im only giving KFC 2/5. I know its greasy as fuck but at least it fills you up. Which basically is saying something. And they offer beans with the meal. Which are pretty healthy.

AcidPhosphate69
12-23-2009, 05:02 PM
Cuz mayo is king motherfucker. Half the dressings and sauces you eat are mayo based. It's clearly not good for you but a light amount of mayo is great for balacing out spicy flavors on a sandwich.

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-23-2009, 05:14 PM
mayo tastes nice on chicken burgers, especially garlic seasoned mayo like they use in French mickeyd's. but mayo is really fucking bad for you imo, i honestly dont think you should be eating that more than 1nce a week, sersiously. I avoid mayo apart from the occasional fast food chicken burger like once every couple months.

AcidPhosphate69
12-23-2009, 10:30 PM
mayo tastes nice on chicken burgers, especially garlic seasoned mayo like they use in French mickeyd's. but mayo is really fucking bad for you imo, i honestly dont think you should be eating that more than 1nce a week, sersiously. I avoid mayo apart from the occasional fast food chicken burger like once every couple months.

Yeah, it's pretty fucking bad for you haha. It's insane how necessary mayo is in the resteraunt industry though. It's like olive oil. Mayo has unique qualities that lend it to using for tons of different shit.

Take some diced roasted red peppers and a quick sprinkle or two of cumin and mix it with mayo to taste. Try that shit on a turkey sandwich with lettuce, tomato and some hot cherry peppers. Tell me that's not righteous.

If you're gonna eat something unhealthy, at least make it fucking worth it.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-23-2009, 10:34 PM
mayo isnt that bad for you.

Taco bell is not as unhealthy as you all think.

The burger and fried chicken joints are the worst

YungSunny
12-24-2009, 05:16 AM
That cheesy gordita crunch is the shit.

AcidPhosphate69
12-24-2009, 04:38 PM
mayo isnt that bad for you.


It really is not something you want to be eating large amounts of. It is literally oil, eggs, and vinegar. There is no nutritional value what-so-ever.

As far a Taco Bell goes...I've known that for years. It's simple logic. Less greasy equals healthier. You're still looking at some serious calorie counts with some of the larger meals though. Once you start adding all those cheeses and shit...it's goes downhil.

SKAMPOE
12-24-2009, 04:54 PM
Cuz mayo is king motherfucker. Half the dressings and sauces you eat are mayo based. It's clearly not good for you but a light amount of mayo is great for balacing out spicy flavors on a sandwich.
mayo should never be put on a burger EVER!!!

JASPER
12-24-2009, 04:59 PM
Mayo Ketchup is the way to go.