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zooruka
12-23-2009, 02:02 AM
There is this fairly young african dude who lives near my house, and he is fairly rich, he got that latest benzo, and his house is pretty big, sometimes when I drive past I see him standing at the front of his house and I wave to him and he waves back, but I never see his wife, now the other day Im driving up the street and I see his kid run out and then I see this young white women...and I started laughing and thought damn homie hitten it up like that !!!! ( I know it was his wifey because the kids looked mixed ) and immediatly I thought of tissa, this african dude is living his ultimate dream.


hahahahahaha

:p


peace be with you !

netscape check two
12-23-2009, 02:47 AM
Saying the word 'wifey' gets you a negative rep. smh

TSA
12-23-2009, 04:17 AM
LOL. nah man. i really dont have a particular want to be with white women.
they're not only the easiest race of women, but the most abundant, so i dont understand this mentality of acting like its a rare gem when it's really the standard.

YungSunny
12-23-2009, 06:12 AM
That's every black mans dream. Waking up to your riches and a daughter of a white man (who's father was most likely racist whos father was most likely a slaveowner) anticipating your crunkjuice is the closies thing to 40 acres and a mule that we got.

Inspectah_Dirk
12-23-2009, 08:12 AM
So, let me get this straight...you were outside, doing the stuff you were doing and all...you see something, and you THINK about SOMEONE from THIS board? Wow dude.

SKAMPOE
12-23-2009, 08:14 AM
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/flame-insults/2/cheney_fuck_you.gif (http://www.funnyforumpics.com/page.php?image=/forums/flame-insults/2/cheney_fuck_you.gif&name=cheney_fuck_yougif)

Longbongcilvaringz
12-23-2009, 08:40 AM
I hate to labour the point.

But prof zooruka (http://wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=45869) is Australian.

Just remember that when you read his posts, and when you contemplate his use of language.

SKAMPOE
12-23-2009, 08:50 AM
hahahahah oh shit i aint know he was aussie lol crikey!!

Longbongcilvaringz
12-23-2009, 08:53 AM
There is this fairly young african dude who lives near my house, and he is fairly rich, he got that latest benzo, and his house is pretty big, sometimes when I drive past I see him standing at the front of his house and I wave to him and he waves back, but I never see his wife, now the other day Im driving up the street and I see his kid run out and then I see this young white women...and I started laughing and thought damn homie hitten it up like that !!!! ( I know it was his wifey because the kids looked mixed ) and immediatly I thought of tissa, this african dude is living his ultimate dream.


hahahahahaha

:p


peace be with you !

.

TSA
12-23-2009, 09:51 AM
i already live in the burbs and bone white women then the chance comes up, i really hope this is no bodies dream.

food for thought
12-23-2009, 01:28 PM
yea lol

its funny how some people on this forum try to type some type of ebonics that they think sounds legit but lol nobody talks like that

and why whould u type ebonics? even if u did talk like that? whih you dont.

i notice it all the time.

who uses words like " damn homie hittin it up like that?" hahahahahahahhahah after seeing his neigbor chase a white girl hahah wtf is that supposed to mean, zooroka?



i have noticed this is fairly popular among these people striving to find a way to make hip hop apply to their lives.

lol i swear i saw somebody earlier post "Was you ......... ", asking somebody a serious question.

hahahah

matter of fact, it was SIDs trying to prove something ass. i took note of that shit.

why do people do this?

AcidPhosphate69
12-23-2009, 01:41 PM
At the resteraunt I cook at, the front of the house manager is black and when he's talking to customers he's like, "Good evening ma'am, how was you soup today? I hope everything is going wonderful for you. Would you like anything?" But when he comes into the kitchen to talk to "real" people...he's like, "mufucka ain't gon' tell a brotha that steak is mid rare homie, check yo'self foo...sheeeeiiit."

It's like Carlton turned into Dr. Dre somewhere around the dish area.

YungSunny
12-23-2009, 01:57 PM
^Do you really expect him to speak ebonics to the customers like that?
Are you retarded?

zooruka
12-23-2009, 05:54 PM
http://sub.hiphop.gr/buzztalk/ice.cube_b.real.jpg

TSA
12-24-2009, 12:58 AM
hahahahaha Zookura is the hardest dude reppin right now.

EAGLE EYE
12-24-2009, 02:19 AM
At the resteraunt I cook at, the front of the house manager is black and when he's talking to customers he's like, "Good evening ma'am, how was you soup today? I hope everything is going wonderful for you. Would you like anything?" But when he comes into the kitchen to talk to "real" people...he's like, "mufucka ain't gon' tell a brotha that steak is mid rare homie, check yo'self foo...sheeeeiiit."

It's like Carlton turned into Dr. Dre somewhere around the dish area.



It's called playing all sides. Please see the Skampoe wiki article for further information.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-24-2009, 11:13 AM
more reasoning why whites should never trust minorities.

ZigZag
12-24-2009, 12:08 PM
tsa there's a difference between bone white trash and white women...

TSA
12-24-2009, 01:06 PM
i live in nebraska, everyone is a white woman or white trash, i would know the difference more then you.
i dont understand the 'get a white girl mentality' its really not difficult and they're in such abundance that anyone and everyone does but still acts like they're doing so rare exotic shit.
have you walked through a Target in nebraska? holy shit, take your pick.

TSA
12-24-2009, 01:19 PM
plus i gotta find me one of these yellow igbo hoes bruh
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22941/47/24/n1222710086_48.jpg

ZigZag
12-24-2009, 05:56 PM
those chicks would take all ur hut money my gee.

TSA
12-24-2009, 06:08 PM
LOL you ain't lying. but at the same time, look at what's happened to tiger even every black SOB that gets a white girl....which woman wouldn't take all your hut money.

IrOnMaN
12-24-2009, 06:13 PM
plus i gotta find me one of these yellow igbo hoes bruh
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22941/47/24/n1222710086_48.jpg

I'm sorry but she looks disgusting. And she's wearing weave.}:|

TSA
12-24-2009, 06:14 PM
ur gay right?

no seriously....

JASPER
12-24-2009, 06:17 PM
I thought she looked hot too, then I stared at the picture for 10 seconds and the longer I stare the uglier she gets. I don't understand.

TSA
12-24-2009, 06:20 PM
are you gay?
wait, i remember a long time ago ppl were making a thread about natalie portman was hot

before leaking your opinion on this woman answer first

is natalie portman hot?
not just pretty, but like, hot.

HANZO
12-24-2009, 06:54 PM
ppl front on this site to much any man would hit that.

ZigZag
12-24-2009, 07:06 PM
tectrus would give that chick a ring after his first kiss...

IrOnMaN
12-24-2009, 07:21 PM
ur gay right?

no seriously....

No. I'd hit but that's about it.

ppl front on this site to much any man would hit that.

Of course I would. Who wouldn't? I just said that I find her disgusting in an odd way.

tectrus would give that chick a ring after his first kiss...

She would be my first kiss? Nigger please.

BTW, Natalie Portman is HOT!

ZigZag
12-24-2009, 07:30 PM
yea a bald chick with a body like a boy.... U really are gay....

IrOnMaN
12-24-2009, 07:42 PM
yea a bald chick with a body like a boy.... U really are gay....

I don't understand where you're getting that from. You just said I'm a homosexual because I find a woman who is bald and has a body like a boy attractive. I think Natalie Portman has a very nice body.

Dude, again, that makes NO sense to me at all. I'm gay because I find a certain woman attractive and you don't? I FIND her attractive. But according to you and TSA, men who find Natalie Portman attractive are homosexuals.}:| Something's VERY wrong with that, guys. That doesn't make sense to me.}:| Explain!

Please watch your words and what you say because people WILL challenge you and will try to embarrass you in front of other people because you said something that didn't make any sense what so ever.

I don't think you and TSA have thought this through thoroughly.#(

TSA
12-24-2009, 11:11 PM
anyone that thinks natalie portman is sexually attractive either has a tiny dick or is a gay. pick
this same breed of ppl also think
1.holocaust should be a general
2.killah priest is actually jewish
3. you can cure everything by mediating and eating plums
4. they're muslim
5. emperor les is sexually attractive

ppl front on this site to much any man would hit that.
its the worst.

ZigZag
12-24-2009, 11:34 PM
I don't understand where you're getting that from. You just said I'm a homosexual because I find a woman who is bald and has a body like a boy attractive. I think Natalie Portman has a very nice body.


http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8363/riaa.gif FAG.

Uncle Steezo
12-26-2009, 10:33 AM
my life story is TSA's dream
to be uncle McDuck swimmin... boning red bone women
the physical manifestation of makin cream
rejecting whats igbo...even this nig know
thinkin... thats theres anotha reason
his mom and dad dumped the loincloth n moved to lincoln
i bet he wear deodorant to keep his underarms from stinkin
i sit back n peep that smilin and winkin at those that are ascended
derek should be commended at his full integration into the nation
of the thief callin the beast aka the police
as if we don'r have enuff pigs patrollin the streets.

food for thought
12-26-2009, 10:38 AM
lol

ironman got some fruity in him.

netscape check two
12-26-2009, 07:28 PM
I have to agree. Natalie Portman is overrated. She looked like a little boy in previews for that movie with Dustin Hoffman.

killafifth
12-26-2009, 07:59 PM
The american dream iz fucking white women hahahahaha niggas iz lame for that shit I'm tryen to get papper lotz of it so I can travel the planet fuck americas dream I scheme on the planet as far as ebonics goes who dosent really speak it lol you have some that know how to use slang and then you have people who are just fucken lame its like there lil guilty pleasure hahahaha white people sit in the house calling each other nigga like back in the day white people got a kick out of saying let's speak jive hahahah nas saif ain't nothing new under the sun FUCKING WHITE WOMEN is the american dream fuck outta here with that shit ! Hahhahaha papper my niggaz papper all day. Then its fucken the finest of the women feel me the exotic type to go from hood rats to brazil iz ill hahahhhahhha

Olive Oil Goombah
12-26-2009, 08:22 PM
anyone that thinks natalie portman is sexually attractive either has a tiny dick or is a gay. pick
this same breed of ppl also think
1.holocaust should be a general
2.killah priest is actually jewish
3. you can cure everything by mediating and eating plums
4. they're muslim
5. emperor les is sexually attractive


its the worst.

Portmans nice, u are crazy.

Surreptitious
12-26-2009, 08:30 PM
Portman was on Letterman the other night and looked incredible, shes a sexy little bitch

I would sniff a line of coke off her pussy before I fucked her in the ass.

She looks like she needs to get 'spoiled'

killafifth
12-26-2009, 08:40 PM
Hahahahahhhaq I'm so underground I don't even know this bitch that everyone speaks of lol

killafifth
12-26-2009, 08:43 PM
Some one show me this bitch so that I may partake in this would I fuck bitch. Journey lol

Olive Oil Goombah
12-26-2009, 08:43 PM
thats not a good thing

Surreptitious
12-26-2009, 08:47 PM
Hahahahahhhaq I'm so underground I don't even know this bitch that everyone speaks of lol


^can't afford cable or to go to the movies

killafifth
12-26-2009, 09:06 PM
^can't afford cable or to go to the movies

Don't really look at the idiot box and as far as movies I'm more into anime horror and of course martial arts. Funny nigga

food for thought
12-26-2009, 09:58 PM
i always got her confused

but shes on V for Vendetta getting her head shaved off.

EAGLE EYE
12-26-2009, 10:02 PM
Anyone not attracted to Natalie Portman has aids and weaseldicksyndrome + may have contracted dem aids from a Sudanese tranny.

netscape check two
12-26-2009, 10:36 PM
If you don't know who she is, picture the girl from the Hard Candy movie.

PALEHORSE
12-26-2009, 10:45 PM
tsa's dream is to be a senators escort

J-Cee
12-27-2009, 02:03 AM
Anyone calling another man gay for thinking this bitch is attractive..is a faggot themselves, a racist..or is blind
she aint the hottest bitch in the world,but shes pretty and callin sum1 gay for thinking shes good looking is fukin retarted.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/02/portman-oscars/natalie-portman-2009-oscars-9.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 02:39 AM
there bantumweight frontin majorly, eyes like sammy davis junior rounded off with a fade g

YungSunny
12-27-2009, 07:17 AM
I heard she was part of the illuminati.

ZigZag
12-27-2009, 09:38 AM
a lot of guys here seem to like girls that look like boys...

u want attractive white chicks? Look at charlize theron... Natalie portman looks like robin from batman

netscape check two
12-27-2009, 01:17 PM
This is her from the movie Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, in the striped shirt:

http://www.carantina.com/wp-content/plugins/imdb/cache/movie_0457419_82bdceb5e0658b21aac2440452eff88c.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 01:48 PM
a lot of guys here seem to like girls that look like boys...

u want attractive white chicks? Look at charlize theron... Natalie portman looks like robin from batman

Charllize Theron???

nah, the problem with minority opinions on white women is that you overvalue the blonde hair and blue eyes

TSA
12-27-2009, 02:46 PM
^TRUE.

but white ppl overvalue white in general.

Scarlett Johanson is on fucking fire though!