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MR HIP HOP HEAD
12-23-2009, 10:12 PM
Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

by Neharika Sabharwal
December 6, 2009

Frankfurt, Germany - A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.


http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Well i guess i am going to live forever.

Kenny Powers
12-23-2009, 10:14 PM
thats just an excuse for nerdy scientists to look at boobs instead of actually doing work

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-23-2009, 10:22 PM
1. i don't think it's just down to staring at the breasts. i bet those men go beat their meat after staring.

2. i wonder if it has the same effect on gays.

MAYOR QUIMBY
12-23-2009, 11:23 PM
If this study were true, then i am going to die a very old man. I remember being a young kid in 2nd grade and my class had a substitute teacher for a week. She was a young girl in her 20's possibly working on her teaching degree. Long, brown curly hair with brown eyes hiding between small framed glasses. I fell in love with the way she would make me feel. Her voice was gentle and would make me cringe with delight. But the one thing i will never forget is her breasts. The way her cleavage peeked out like the sun between the clouds made my young, tender 8 year old penis tingle. She gave me that motherly feeling that only a woman can give to a man. The kind where you just want to cuddle in her arms as you suckle life juice from her glands. I will never forget her smell nor her perfectly shaped, welcoming bosoms.