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TSA
12-26-2009, 01:37 AM
maaannn!
so i thought my roommate bought a new computer, so i decide to BEAT MY SKIN with it (no homo, but horrible of me anyways)

so for some reason that shit shows up on the browser dude
and the worst part

ITS HIS GFS COMPUTER, HE'S JUST BORROWING IT! ahahahahahhaha


anyways the browser is firefox! those things don't erase

or do they!

please tell me they do and show me how its done cause daaaammmn dude ahahahahhahahahaahhahahah!

Crackhead Bob
12-26-2009, 01:40 AM
Tools/clear private data

EAGLE EYE
12-26-2009, 01:41 AM
hahahahahahahhaahahaahhahahaah


you really are special

TSA
12-26-2009, 01:42 AM
hahaha! i figured it out lol! damn, i was about to have a heart attack, his gf is good friends with my sister and knows enough ppl to ruin me for life ahahahahahhahaa!

EAGLE EYE
12-26-2009, 01:44 AM
You should probably call the police and ask them what to do.








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killafifth
12-26-2009, 02:04 AM
Lol lmao !! Properties erase all cookie data and history and erase the google history if need be but other than that your nasty dude ! Hahahha hope you don't catch a computer virus lol your gonna get a worm lol

MAYOR QUIMBY
12-26-2009, 03:03 AM
I can most likely speak for all gentlemen at Wu Corp and say this scenerio has happened to us all. Being home alone for many a' hours, penis at half mast, and the warm hum of a computer monitor whirring in the background. Easily prevented, yet impossible to resist, the world wide web calls upon us like a dog whistle to a St. Bernard. We swiftly lock the doors and make sure no windows are aimed directly at the event that is about to take shape. With adrenaline rushing the blood to our penis, we embark on an adventure filled with bukkake, piss fetish videos, and black horse dongs. After accomplishing our self-thwarted orgasm, we quietly wipe away the evidence and walk away from the location, a bit dizzy and satisfied. But little do we know, the information that was just previously gathered to help us reach climax has been permanently glued to the history pages of the computer. "Cursed be the man who invented internet history!" we yell in our minds as we nervously search for a way to erase the horrendous pictures that were once seen as pleasing images to our eyes. With a swift movement of the mouse and keyboard all evidence is hidden from the menu bars and our minds are finally clear. Once again, the prospect of being able to pleasure our bodies through the use of technology is high in our minds, helping us risk our reputation all over again some time in the near future. It never ends. A vicious cycle it is.

CHRONZ
12-26-2009, 03:27 AM
if you used firefox you can enter some command to get a small box to pop up, there you can tag what u want to delete and shit..

ctrl + alt + ( hmmmm damn cant remember the last one )

Compulsion
12-26-2009, 03:38 AM
you should probably call the police and ask them what to do.








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lmao

+1

SID
12-26-2009, 05:39 AM
You should probably call the police and ask them what to do.








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haha

SKAMPOE
12-26-2009, 05:54 AM
hahaha! i figured it out lol! damn, i was about to have a heart attack, his gf is good friends with my sister and knows enough ppl to ruin me for life ahahahahahhahaa!
the fuck i tell u bout that gay porn son!!!!

CHRONZ
12-26-2009, 06:05 AM
s_l0670CM5E

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-26-2009, 08:19 AM
the fuck i tell u bout that gay porn son!!!!

....er.....wat?

You saying u have problems hiding your gay porn from your g.f aswell?

hectis
12-26-2009, 08:38 AM
haha

JASPER
12-26-2009, 08:58 AM
I know all about stealthy porning. You gotta keep that shit in technical named windows exe bat piff system32 folders and erase your history, cookies and ejaculate.

A-jack-a-lit

81qsC4wRZtY

Niggas loose they stelff when they get their dicks hard.

Uncle Steezo
12-26-2009, 09:04 AM
You should probably call the police and ask them what to do.








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food for thought
12-26-2009, 09:14 AM
maaannn!
so i thought my roommate bought a new computer, so i decide to BEAT MY SKIN with it (no homo, but horrible of me anyways)

so for some reason that shit shows up on the browser dude
and the worst part


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a6ywf-BhKG8/SaHecvpwbfI/AAAAAAAAAiI/xCvbGCFxTwA/s400/DB+of+the+Day+(Kenny+Glenn).jpg

SKAMPOE
12-26-2009, 01:02 PM
....er.....wat?

You saying u have problems hiding your gay porn from your g.f aswell?
damn u so wak, shark ass wigger, how u gon shark ma joke in the same thread u faggit mother fucker i hope ur moms dies raped by an aids patient

TSA
12-26-2009, 01:53 PM
emperor les is the next level of internet

Tecknowledgist
12-26-2009, 01:53 PM
wow, good job admitting you're into some really gay or disgusting shit. otherwise you wouldnt have to worry

seeing "HOT MILFS" in her browser wouldnt matter

seeing "DUDE FUCKS HORSE" probably would

TSA
12-26-2009, 01:54 PM
damn u so wak, shark ass wigger, how u gon shark ma joke in the same thread u faggit mother fucker i hope ur moms dies raped by an aids patient
ahahahahaahahahh damn nigga

TSA
12-26-2009, 01:57 PM
ok guys here's the thing about comedy.
if the situation itself is funnier then you as a human being and anything that can come from you you dont need to add jokes, even if i hurt you online 2 years ago.

just let it be.
also, in dissing TSA or anyone i guess you can't try to turn LITERALLY EVERYTHING I SAY into a clever insult. Then it just saturates it and makes so that everyone expects you to come in and say something unfunny (it can't possibly be funny if you do it for years)

just pick a couple of funny things about me and stick to them, do make EVERYTHING into a diss. I myself stick to a few things about you guys and makes jokes about them, this is why i win more.

EAGLE EYE
12-26-2009, 01:58 PM
lol "this is why i win more"

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-26-2009, 02:02 PM
damn u so wak, shark ass wigger, how u gon shark ma joke in the same thread u faggit mother fucker i hope ur moms dies raped by an aids patient

^woooowww gotten to, HIDEOUSLY^

skampoes buckling under his own weight

and you also admitted in this thread your gay porn browsing habits get you in trouble with your g.f

wow, good job admitting you're into some really gay or disgusting shit. otherwise you wouldnt have to worry

seeing "HOT MILFS" in her browser wouldnt matter

seeing "DUDE FUCKS HORSE" probably would

AHahahahahaha


ok guys here's the thing about comedy.
if the situation itself is funnier then you as a human being and anything that can come from you you dont need to add jokes, even if i hurt you online 2 years ago.

just let it be.
also, in dissing TSA or anyone i guess you can't try to turn LITERALLY EVERYTHING I SAY into a clever insult. Then it just saturates it and makes so that everyone expects you to come in and say something unfunny (it can't possibly be funny if you do it for years)

just pick a couple of funny things about me and stick to them, do make EVERYTHING into a diss. I myself stick to a few things about you guys and makes jokes about them, this is why i win more.


hahahahahahaa what???? shut up lol

Shogah
12-26-2009, 02:05 PM
maaannn!
so i thought my roommate bought a new computer, so i decide to BEAT MY SKIN with it (no homo, but horrible of me anyways)

so for some reason that shit shows up on the browser dude
and the worst part

ITS HIS GFS COMPUTER, HE'S JUST BORROWING IT! ahahahahahhaha


anyways the browser is firefox! those things don't erase

or do they!

please tell me they do and show me how its done cause daaaammmn dude ahahahahhahahahaahhahahah!



hahahahhaha you're funny.



But you have 0 sense for information technologies and computers. Sorry.

JASPER
12-26-2009, 05:20 PM
And to think his dad is a professional lotto spam schemer.

http://img.moronail.net/img/0/0/2400.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
12-26-2009, 07:21 PM
well, i dont kno why you would be so worried unless you were looking at some type of porn you would be ashamed of.


What type of porn were you looking at???

ZigZag
12-27-2009, 10:39 AM
probably something to do with goats...

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 11:24 AM
maaannn!
so i thought my roommate bought a new computer, so i decide to BEAT MY SKIN with it (no homo, but horrible of me anyways)
so for some reason that shit shows up on the browser dude
and the worst part
ITS HIS GFS COMPUTER, HE'S JUST BORROWING IT! ahahahahahhaha
anyways the browser is firefox! those things don't erase

or do they!

please tell me they do and show me how its done cause daaaammmn dude ahahahahhahahahaahhahahah!

Oh lawd. Never view porn on someone elses PC. U should have a stash of DVDs.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 11:39 AM
DVDs???/

bwahaahahaha

only a collector who is too serious about porn buys or owns dvds anymore...

not with all these tube sites out there.

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 11:46 AM
DVDs???/

bwahaahahaha

only a collector who is too serious about porn buys or owns dvds anymore...

not with all these tube sites out there.

Oh come on. U gonna tell me u have none? Regardless of the sites, anyone that watches porn has a few DVDs they can use in a pinch rather than go on someone elses PC.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 11:52 AM
i have dvds, but they are older and i never watch them.

I guess if i had no internet and i wanted to whack it, i would use them.

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 11:54 AM
Exactly. They will get the job done if needed.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 11:58 AM
but still, i cant foresee ever not having internet

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 12:02 PM
Me either but I wouldn't go on someone's PC to look at porn. I'm doing that in my bedroom with the door closed.

hectis
12-27-2009, 12:43 PM
could be worse they could have had a web cam or some shit

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 12:46 PM
Me either but I wouldn't go on someone's PC to look at porn. I'm doing that in my bedroom with the door closed.

so you admit to watching porn?

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 12:47 PM
Truth. What is the purpose of the webcam? I don't even know how to use mines.

hectis
12-27-2009, 12:48 PM
I dont have one

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 12:49 PM
well the webcam is so you can see the person live doing whatever it is your doing. duh

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 12:49 PM
so you admit to watching porn?


Yes I do. I'm not ashamed. I'm single. I have needs and no man to help and I ain't going out with having sex with just anyone. So yes I do.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 12:51 PM
Yes I do. I'm not ashamed. I'm single. I have needs and no man to help and I ain't going out with having sex with just anyone. So yes I do.

what type of porn....and what are your favorite parts.

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 12:51 PM
well the webcam is so you can see the person live doing whatever it is your doing. duh

I know that. I just don't see why I need to see someone. Oh wow they look at me and I look at them? Big deal. Then I gotta look good to be on my PC. Too much work on my part.

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 12:53 PM
what type of porn....and what are your favorite parts.

Ha. Man and woman. Of course the cum shot. Isn't that what we r all trying to achieve?

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 12:57 PM
LOL...well yea, everyon eloves the money shot....but i was thinking more positioning.

Like i like watching a girl on her back getting fucked cuz i can see her pussy, titties and face.

Or i like the point of view angle of a girl with a nice ass getting it from the back.

Blowjobs....eh, dont do it for me anymore in porn.

and the pussy eating,.....i never watch that

TSA
12-27-2009, 01:34 PM
i hate blowjob scenes

my favorite part depends on the girl tho

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 02:16 PM
LOL...well yea, everyon eloves the money shot....but i was thinking more positioning.

Like i like watching a girl on her back getting fucked cuz i can see her pussy, titties and face.

Or i like the point of view angle of a girl with a nice ass getting it from the back.

Blowjobs....eh, dont do it for me anymore in porn.

and the pussy eating,.....i never watch that

Position doesn't matter. I guess cause I'm female, I could care less about the girl.

RIIN
12-27-2009, 02:24 PM
lol at queen of poetrys wet ass tsunami punani

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 02:26 PM
lol at queen of poetrys wet ass tsunami punani



Umm no. I'm sitting here with my parents. If they knew I was typing this, they would get the rosary and pray for me. Ha.

I'm just answering the mans questions.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 03:26 PM
so do u watch gay porn? if you dont why not?

I dont really like lesbian porno because its alot of pussy eating, which is boring and i dont like watching women look like men when they fuck other women with strap ons.

I do like when they rub eachothers pussies together tho.

Queen Of Poetry
12-27-2009, 03:32 PM
Eeww TMI. No I don't want to see two guys getting it in. I want something that is similar to what I do. One man, one woman. That's all I need.

Uncle Steezo
12-27-2009, 04:38 PM
so do u watch gay porn? if you dont why not?

I dont really like lesbian porno because its alot of pussy eating, which is boring and i dont like watching women look like men when they fuck other women with strap ons.

I do like when they rub eachothers pussies together tho.
lol
why does this poast sound like CJ?

EAGLE EYE
12-27-2009, 04:39 PM
hahahahaha

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 04:40 PM
hahaha...it does

Huggasaurus Sex
12-27-2009, 04:59 PM
jones is tooch. tooch is jones. jones is a man.

YungSunny
12-27-2009, 05:02 PM
and the pussy eating,.....i never watch that

I watch it for educational purposes.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 05:04 PM
why do you think im charlesjones? cuz i live in cleveland to?

ahahahahahha i just realized your sig is making fun of zarooka. why do some people have to be overly religious. I rarely go to church. My uncle used to take me all the time back when i lived in bedford but i havent gone since i moved to maryland. I hate church because its a bunch of poor ignorant blacks who think jesus will save them. If jesus exists why do i have to work 3 jobs while drug dealers do nohting and make more money.

HANZO
12-27-2009, 05:04 PM
i remember going through the laptop of a friend in Uni.

man i wish i never did that, man had a thing for that Shemale stuff. the internet history or a person can tell you much about them.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 05:06 PM
i'll tell you what, since i have started looking at porn on the internet, i have noticed t he rise of shemale content. alot of sites like tube8 dont even filter it from the straight updates like they do the gay vids.
its like its own category now

YungSunny
12-27-2009, 06:53 PM
why do you think im charlesjones? cuz i live in cleveland to?

ahahahahahha i just realized your sig is making fun of zarooka. why do some people have to be overly religious. I rarely go to church. My uncle used to take me all the time back when i lived in bedford but i havent gone since i moved to maryland. I hate church because its a bunch of poor ignorant blacks who think jesus will save them. If jesus exists why do i have to work 3 jobs while drug dealers do nohting and make more money.

Cause we have free will. What? You expect god (pretend you think he exists) to just strike down anyone workin' dat rock? Y'know, these drug dealers probably have numerous baby mommas and kids to take care of. Think.

Huggasaurus Sex
12-27-2009, 06:58 PM
^ didn't get it

Olive Oil Goombah
12-27-2009, 07:03 PM
yungsunny is 14 year old drug dealer tryin to take care of his two kids

ilzPotent
12-27-2009, 07:15 PM
FUCK! I cut the top of my mouth with a friggin corn flakes!! conocarajomaldiasera

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-27-2009, 07:44 PM
^^

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