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CHRONZ
12-28-2009, 10:09 AM
A - Read comic books/newspaper?

B - Write rhymes Etc?

C - Drink coffee and smoke a cig?

D - Something quite different ( please explain )

AcidPhosphate69
12-28-2009, 04:16 PM
I'm going with coffee and a cig cuz that's the most common but when I'm at work and I can't smoke butts in the bathroom, I play tetris on my phone. I find a quick game of vs computer is timed out perfectly with droppin' deuces.

MAYOR QUIMBY
12-28-2009, 04:22 PM
I read the comics. I've been known to jerk it to LUANN and Dagwood's wife from BLONDIE.

Art Vandelay
12-28-2009, 04:45 PM
i think i'm weird because when i shit, all i do is shit.

food for thought
12-28-2009, 05:17 PM
most of the time i just shit and get up.

i dont understand people hanging out in the bathroom after shitting.

just chunk the deuce and leave.


ima go with C cause i enjoy smoking a cigg while dropping the deuces, from time to time.

AcidPhosphate69
12-28-2009, 08:12 PM
There is nothing like a cig and a dump when you first wake up. You don't even need breakfast after shit like that.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-28-2009, 08:18 PM
yo i be writin rhymes yall

Longbongcilvaringz
12-28-2009, 08:26 PM
As Seinfeld observed eruditely, why is there is compulsion to surround oneself in a stench for longer than necessary?

That being said, when it is necessary, i will read print outs of hip hop shop threads to get the job done.

EAGLE EYE
12-28-2009, 08:56 PM
i beat my dick til it looks like bl00 Rasberry

oDoUoSoKo
12-28-2009, 08:59 PM
when i shit, i piss.

Prolifical ENG
12-28-2009, 09:03 PM
newspaper.

i never thought about drinking a coffee and shitting. usually I drink a coffee and 10 mins later it loosens me up so i flag the paper and finish it.

SID
12-28-2009, 09:07 PM
Charming build guys!!!

Stuwped
12-28-2009, 09:14 PM
when i take a shit i just drop my bombs and get up

GZAjector
12-28-2009, 10:52 PM
A Y'ALL I HAVE A RELATED QUESTION,,,


would you rather


take a 30 second straight shit that is pure boiling hot liquidy stank, and takes forever to wipe up and your crack still feels squishy?

or

sit there for over an hour, straining and bursting blood vessels in your eyeballs, only to produce 3 very small, but solid, little turds, and have your ass cheeks and legs fall asleep and you still feel like you have to shit afterwards?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
12-29-2009, 03:18 AM
i'll go with C. i don't do it often though.


once, when i needed a piss, i went to the toilet to piss, had a fag in my left hand and texting on my phone with my right hand. it's called multitasking yo.

Mumm Ra
12-29-2009, 04:36 AM
im not sure how i ever drained my bowels without an ipod touch in my possession

but if nothing else i usually grab whatever is in arm's reach (shampoo bottles, whatever) and read the labels
As Seinfeld observed eruditely, why is there is compulsion to surround oneself in a stench for longer than necessary?

its no problem if yo shit dont stink

CHRONZ
12-29-2009, 08:04 AM
hahahaha we all do our thing' !!
Coffee and a cig, thats my shit right there..but i cant see no reason why i should stay in there afterwards, why should i take all the fun from the others when they can play guess what i ate..

food for thought
12-29-2009, 08:06 AM
lol why r u so excited?



and lol @ people calling ciggerettes fags in england/europe

CHRONZ
12-29-2009, 08:13 AM
lol why r u so excited?



and lol @ people calling ciggerettes fags in england/europe

hahaha dunno man, maybe its this wiz im blazin... yall make me laugh twice as much after i smoke its all good!

Lol where im at we just call em cigs'.. i mean i dont care if yall like to smoke fags.. i dont!

food for thought
12-29-2009, 08:15 AM
hahahahahaha

got the bold text and everything

hahahaha we all do our thing' !!

hahaha


im bout to have my AM session as well

CHRONZ
12-29-2009, 08:31 AM
^ Lol :b

DJMethods
12-29-2009, 09:02 AM
I focus all my attention on avoiding the splashback on my balls.

JASPER
12-29-2009, 09:04 AM
I usually go through Charles Jones' posts on my e-reader when I'm doing time. It stimulates my bowel movement.

BGS
12-29-2009, 09:11 AM
i read.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
12-29-2009, 12:13 PM
i try to make sure when the shit drops in the toilet the water doesnt splash up on my dick/balls... or depending on when i take a shit i fall asleep or summin lmao

Teh KillaBee
12-29-2009, 05:34 PM
TS should edit in avoiding water splashing on my gooch

zooruka
12-29-2009, 05:49 PM
im not sure how i ever drained my bowels without an ipod touch in my possession

but if nothing else i usually grab whatever is in arm's reach (shampoo bottles, whatever) and read the labels

its no problem if yo shit dont stink


hahaha cosign


^^^ I do this to...



Also ....


Sometimes I would smoke bongs while on the toilet...mostly when Im on vacation in some apartment somewhere.:b


peace be with you !

Surreptitious
12-29-2009, 06:23 PM
I physically cant shit without something to read

I guess it takes my mind off the shit and it eases the process

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-29-2009, 06:53 PM
shit time = mad reading time, im on my second book this week already purely on shit time.

theres also a big stack of national geographics in my dubcee so ill flick through them if im not currently reading a book.

Sham-iLL
12-29-2009, 06:54 PM
D- I call my friends

Blackula Spectacula
12-29-2009, 08:35 PM
i don't really take that long when i poop prolly 10-15 mins at the most but i'll be txting prolly.

zooruka
12-29-2009, 08:44 PM
^^^

Blackula_Spictakula (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=64217)

dirty diarrhea-na

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-29-2009, 09:20 PM
^AAHAHAHhahaahahahahah!!!

i don't really take that long when i poop prolly 10-15 mins at the most but i'll be txting prolly.

ONLY 10 - 15 mins??
Goddam you take some big ass turds hahahahahaah

CHRONZ
12-30-2009, 02:00 AM
i don't really take that long when i poop prolly 10-15 mins at the most but i'll be txting prolly.
hahhahahaha well atleast you only be textin'...

i know bitches who pick up they fone while they shit, and then tell about it.. like "hey what you doin? okay thats good, well im takin a shit" :learning::nonono::nonono:

Teh KillaBee
12-30-2009, 04:51 PM
ONLY 10 - 15 mins??
Goddam you take some big ass turds hahahahahaah

maybe I'm weird but I crap till my legs fall asleep

Inspectah_Dirk
12-30-2009, 05:11 PM
When i take a dump i try to get out asap. I shit, whipe, pull pants up and leave. I don't even look back.

Inspectah_Dirk
12-30-2009, 05:14 PM
i don't really take that long when i poop prolly 10-15 mins at the most but i'll be txting prolly.

Goddamn girl, that long? For real?

10 to 15 minutes..within that time i can shit like 5 times over. I take up 3 minutes max.
You only go when you really need to go. Don't just sit down at random moments and try to push out the yet unprocessed poop. }:|

food for thought
12-30-2009, 05:54 PM
lol

General Chat at its finest.

g_flex
12-30-2009, 09:27 PM
Drop bombs like hiroshima and end the war

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 09:30 PM
it never takes me long to shit, im in and out.

some of you have shitting problems

EnD
12-30-2009, 11:50 PM
yo i be writin rhymes yall

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