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ALCATRAZ
12-29-2009, 08:46 PM
http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/side86/forum/1899.jpg
ahahahahah fuckin punjabs

i get to the counter this bitch like "lemme see some id" so im like iight bin laden's wife lookin ass bitch, give her my id and she says "whats ur birth date"??? and i was like oh hell nah all the information u need is right there on the card!!! she like i dont believe u!!! hulahula akbar i was like awwww nigga ....

i was like if u dont sell me this shit i aint movin ... she was like ima call the cops, then i said GOOD if you suspect a card is fraudulent thats the proper protocol, that bitch got taken back by the gods slang editorial and said "no im not calling the police" and instead called her terrorist brother out the back ... this nigga tried steppin but i held my ground, he told me to go somewhere else and i said MAKE ME NIGGA .. other blacks in the store stopped to watch

they got on the horn and called another punjab and i guess he told them to sell it to me ... the nigga threw my id back at me ahahahahha and i was like thats right nigga i know u aint tryna have no black jihad up in this bitch ... i might go back to buy some more beer and kick up dust but ima let da smoke clear first

:b

prof zooruka
12-29-2009, 08:51 PM
I know u aint tryna have no black jihad up in this bitch ...
:b


hahahahaha


http://blog.chewxy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jihad-is-our-way.jpg

peace be with you !

ALCATRAZ
12-29-2009, 09:07 PM
they should go back to magic carpet land where they came from

prof zooruka
12-29-2009, 09:16 PM
alcatraz in the store:


http://mwcnews.net/images/stories/Africa/5/somali-jihad.jpg

peace be with you !

narc
12-29-2009, 09:17 PM
i get to the counter, the clerk said "lemme see some id" so im like "yes ofcourse", give her my id and she says "whats ur birth date"??? and i was like "well its on the id card"

they got on the horn and called another punjab and i guess he told them to sell it to me ... the nigga threw my id back at me ahahahahha and i was like "thank you so much. sorry for the misunderstanding"



what really happened

EAGLE EYE
12-29-2009, 09:18 PM
i have similar stories about some arabs who i occasionally buy beer off. The only reason I actually go to their cracked out bodega is because they undercut all the liquor store prices and act like bickering idiots.


Which is entertaining.

HANZO
12-29-2009, 09:22 PM
its funny how the Arabs own all the liquor stores.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-29-2009, 11:34 PM
the only good thing about arabs is you can bargain with them

JASPER
12-30-2009, 06:03 AM
Racist shit.

Kingkazim
12-30-2009, 06:39 AM
they should go back to magic carpet land where they came from

your a faggot

RALPH WIGGUM
12-30-2009, 07:08 AM
Who knew alcatraz was a nickytooch secondary

Longbongcilvaringz
12-30-2009, 07:21 AM
Alcatraz looks like 12 year old

SKAMPOE
12-30-2009, 07:26 AM
And hes not black

SKAMPOE
12-30-2009, 07:27 AM
AND IF HE IS I BET HE LOOKS LIKE DRU FROM DRU HILL

http://radiofacts.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dru-hill.gif

Longbongcilvaringz
12-30-2009, 07:32 AM
I can never remember which one is Asian, Alcatraz or Food For Thought.

Either way, you can tell this guy looks prepubescent from the way he fawns lovingly over 2pac.

hectis
12-30-2009, 07:33 AM
sigh so instead of just telling her your B-day and getting the beer you are like hell nah and created a problem

SKAMPOE
12-30-2009, 08:12 AM
Its a lie obviously

hectis
12-30-2009, 08:34 AM
lol

Kingkazim
12-30-2009, 09:17 AM
and hes not black...and if he was hed look like DRU from DRU-HILL

food for thought
12-30-2009, 09:35 AM
all kinds of sincere, appalling, racist, ignorance in that first post buddy.

u stereotype arabs and then get mad when white ppl stereotype you?

let me know watsup with that, devil. [/poor rightoues teachers]

SKAMPOE
12-30-2009, 09:41 AM
and hes not black...and if he was hed look like DRU from DRU-HILL
buahahaha u know i was being funny, i know his name isnt dru from dru hill lmao hahhahaahhahaha wtf was his name?

Kingkazim
12-30-2009, 09:51 AM
buahahaha u know i was being funny, i know his name isnt dru from dru hill lmao hahhahaahhahaha wtf was his name?

lmao nobody knows

SID
12-30-2009, 10:04 AM
Alcatraz i am suprised at your level of ignorance.

Smoke a J and jump on the magic carpet....
ZI9DZ7s1Qrc

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 10:20 AM
good for you Bart.

Dont take no shit off of some towelhead terrorist fuck tryin to tell you what you can and can't have in your own country.

hectis
12-30-2009, 10:23 AM
how do you know they were not born in the United States, and if they own the store they can deny you from buying things under certain circumstances

btw why are they terrorist

because the are Arabian?

oDoUoSoKo
12-30-2009, 10:24 AM
Racist shit.
big time...its pretty ironic tho...|)

SID
12-30-2009, 10:40 AM
good for you Bart.

Dont take no shit off of some towelhead terrorist fuck tryin to tell you what you can and can't have in your own country.

If your mama heard your sinful tongue she would thow a steaming pot of meatball sauce in your face in the name of Mary mother of god.

She would also ration your spagetti intake till you learnt your lesson.

Prolifical ENG
12-30-2009, 10:43 AM
Questioning a statistic on an ID is like 101 in detecting fake IDs. If the holder doesnt know his own birthday or zip code on it, it is probably fake.

Inspectah_Dirk
12-30-2009, 10:52 AM
Yo Alcatraz...you werent completely serious in that first post are ya? If so, then damn nigga, you are one racist motherfucker. A funny racist motherfucker tho.

food for thought
12-30-2009, 10:59 AM
somone should call the prophet Jeru the Damaja and tell him we located Ignorance.

ALCATRAZ
12-30-2009, 01:05 PM
sigh so instead of just telling her your B-day and getting the beer you are like hell nah and created a problem
you really wanna know why? because the cracker that went before me didnt even get carded!! not only did she card me, but she wanted ME to tell HER what my birthdate was, even tho it was on the card!!! nigga she the one thats racist not me!!! ali baba bitch!!!

If the holder doesnt know his own birthday or zip code on it, it is probably fake.

well we live in america so there are ways of getting around that ... you can swipe ID's through credit card machine now and it will tell u if the card is fake or not, i demanded she do that shit and she was like NO! tell me your birth date!! it was OBVIOUS that she was being a bitch on purpose! she couldve did that OR called the police but instead she called her brothers that were probably preparing for a martyrdom mission that very night ... why are they even here they dont contribute shit

BGS
12-30-2009, 01:30 PM
hahaha racist thread but funny as hell

RALPH WIGGUM
12-30-2009, 02:13 PM
Threadstarter is a white devil

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 05:28 PM
anybody who has a problem with what Bart said is a liberal sissy-bitch

Tito_Para Enfrente
12-30-2009, 06:13 PM
ha this sounds crazy. its sounds like a friend .

RALPH WIGGUM
12-30-2009, 07:54 PM
anybody who has a problem with what Bart said is a liberal sissy-bitch

So whoever's arabian or nnot racist is a liberal sissy to you then? cool.

ALCATRAZ
12-30-2009, 07:57 PM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/customavatars/avatar63109_9.gif
lololololol

food for thought
12-30-2009, 07:57 PM
nicky"the fag who faked his death for entertainment purposes"tooch is obvioulsy being an attention whore.

DarkEXile
12-30-2009, 08:40 PM
I call bullshit on this.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 08:49 PM
you really wanna know why? because the cracker that went before me didnt even get carded!! not only did she card me, but she wanted ME to tell HER what my birthdate was, even tho it was on the card!!! nigga she the one thats racist not me!!! ali baba bitch!!!




hahaha....u are such a little drama queen. if your legal, tell her your age. thne maybe you would have gotten your E&J.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 08:52 PM
So whoever's arabian or nnot racist is a liberal sissy to you then? cool.


Liberals are sissy's....excuse me...TODAY's liberals are sissy's.

They are basically counterculture people.

check two
12-30-2009, 08:55 PM
Any Italians around that aren't racist and don't punch holes in walls everyday?

oDoUoSoKo
12-30-2009, 10:26 PM
somone should call the prophet Jeru the Damaja and tell him we located Ignorance.
lmao :clap:

ALCATRAZ
12-30-2009, 10:46 PM
lmao :clap:
you think women are equally as strong as men what a faggit ahahahahahahaha

JASPER
12-30-2009, 10:50 PM
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Huggasaurus Sex
12-31-2009, 03:10 AM
^^^ hahhhhha i can't tell if that's photoshopped or not...

ALCATRAZ
12-31-2009, 03:16 AM
shopped

RALPH WIGGUM
12-31-2009, 07:17 AM
Liberals are sissy's....excuse me...TODAY's liberals are sissy's.

They are basically counterculture people.

Fine, but thats not what I was disagreeing with, you just seem to put a lot of people in that category who don't belong in it.
And no, its not racist to get a vanilla eclair instead of a chocolate one from a boulangerie, lol, but we barely find vanilla eclairs in france, mostly choclolate and coffee.

RALPH WIGGUM
12-31-2009, 07:27 AM
What if black people could breathe in space without helmets ? (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1771100#post1771100)

ha ha

Undiluted Karma
12-31-2009, 08:08 AM
Racist shit.

This

Undiluted Karma
12-31-2009, 08:09 AM
all kinds of sincere, appalling, racist, ignorance in that first post buddy.

u stereotype arabs and then get mad when white ppl stereotype you?

let me know watsup with that, devil. [/poor rightoues teachers]

This too :)

oDoUoSoKo
12-31-2009, 10:35 AM
you think women are equally as strong as men what a faggit ahahahahahahaha
how is that funny? you think ur not asian...HAHAHAHAHAHA