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TSA
12-30-2009, 01:23 AM
Im going to make a series of JEWELZ WARS cause i think the bible probably has the most POTENT JEWELZ in all of literature, though the ancient eastern faiths may give it a run for its money.

anyways, post JEWELZ from the holy books.
79% of this board claims to be muslim and to have 'studied' the Koran, so this will also seperate the english from the dutch.

Jesus gives me the explination to your statement mumm ra !!!!

john 15:18/19-"If the world hates you, you should realize that it hated me before you....If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you."

peace be with you !
^this is the hardest jewel since the tao.

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 01:26 AM
The Bible has some great ones.
I have read the whole thing.


I've read exceprts from the Koran and related muslim material and i found it a wordier more boring version of the Bible.

EAGLE EYE
12-30-2009, 01:26 AM
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beautifulrock
12-30-2009, 01:28 AM
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

-guy 33. AD right before he was stoned to death

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 01:30 AM
i mean psalm 21 is it...the walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.....thats like Coca-Cola right there

TSA
12-30-2009, 01:33 AM
I think the bible is so JEWELED out like Rza once said Jesus was the illest MC of all time.

Dude was just deep and dropping fuckin bombs with every line bruh on some gza shit. Just short and efficient bombs. His perspective on everything was just bonkers

g_flex
12-30-2009, 01:44 AM
'If someone slaps you on one cheek turn your face and give him the other cheek to slap too'

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 01:59 AM
the Bible not only has jewelz but its got poetry, history, parables, sci-fi shit, ancient pre civilizations hit, sluts, wars, rapings, gardens of eden, floods, Romans, Akkadians, Persians, Sumerians, Jews, Egyptians, Babylonians...

You cant fuck wiht the Bible. Muslims are jsut bitter cuz of sales.....kinda like these underground rappers on wu corp

zooruka
12-30-2009, 02:58 AM
Good to see all you getting into the bible !!!!!

I always found this jewel to be great.



Jesus said "whoever wants to be first must be slave of all"

peace be with you !

SID
12-30-2009, 09:23 AM
I think the Hadith's have more jewelz that would resonate with the common reader

I'm not gonna lie though Muhammed spat jewelz like skampoe eats.

“The greatest Jihad is to say the truth in front of the king”

"Assist any person oppressed, whether Muslim or non-Muslim."

"The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr"

"Remember God in prosperity, and He will remember you in adversity"

"One hour's meditation on the work of the Creator is better than seventy years of prayer"

"The world and all things in it are valuable; but the most valuable thing in the world is a virtuous woman"

Ghost In The 'Lac
12-30-2009, 09:34 AM
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13 (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/lev/20.html#13)

Women are not to wear men's clothing -- it's an "abomination unto the Lord." 22:5 (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/dt/22.html#5)

God says not be bring any whore, sodomite, or dog into the house of the Lord. For "these things are an abomination to the Lord." Sodomites and dogs are biblical names for homosexuals. 23:17-18 (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/dt/23.html#17)

zooruka
12-30-2009, 05:14 PM
"The world and all things in it are valuable; but the most valuable thing in the world is a virtuous woman"


This is why islam is not from God... Because in the bible it says be no part of the world and the things the world values are of no value to God...yet muhummad says worldly things are valuable...but christianity teaches they are rubbish and not to be appreciated or respected.


peace be with you !

SID
12-30-2009, 05:32 PM
Islam is a religion for humans not Aliens.

Having a wife and maintaing that relationship is a main part of Islam, because god created women for a purpose and will promote that purpose obviously.

Christian monks are either celibate or homosexual priests, fuck god telling you not to fuck!!!

The catholics are paedophiles also.

Inspectah_Dirk
12-30-2009, 05:35 PM
religion is for the (mentally) sick and the weak. when will people see that shit?

Mumm Ra
12-30-2009, 05:35 PM
This is why islam is not from God... Because in the bible it says be no part of the world and the things the world values are of no value to God...yet muhummad says worldly things are valuable...but christianity teaches they are rubbish and not to be appreciated or respected.haha god teaches that women are rubbish and not to be respected
and if you rape one you are obligated to marry them - against their will
that's how you know christianity is from god

Inspectah_Dirk
12-30-2009, 05:40 PM
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Uncle Steezo
12-30-2009, 08:58 PM
"The superior person is never led into baseness or vulgarity by community of interests with people of low character"
-I Ching

"Live life and thou shall not die"
-Book of the Dead


"Knowing others is wisdom;
Knowing the self is enlightenment.
Mastering others requires force;
Mastering the self requires strength;
He who knows he has enough is rich.
Perseverance is a sign of will power.
He who stays where he is endures.
To die but not to perish is to be eternally present."
-Laozi



Diamonds among Topaz

Olive Oil Goombah
12-30-2009, 09:19 PM
He who eat jellybean flatulate in technicolor

-Xiang Xiao

Uncle Steezo
12-30-2009, 09:24 PM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_cf85edefc87dc7761b23bf05865b877f.jpg

zooruka
12-30-2009, 09:45 PM
haha god teaches that women are rubbish and not to be respected
and if you rape one you are obligated to marry them - against their will
that's how you know christianity is from god


I wasn`t talking about women.. I was talking about one of muhummad`s so called jewelz...lolz



"The world and all things in it are valuable; but the most valuable thing in the world is a virtuous woman"

lets see what Jesus said about muhummad`s claim that the things of the world are valuable

luke 16:15 "What is highly valued among men is detestable in God's sight."


But wait a minute muhummad is a prophet of the same God as christianity and judaism ???? and he just said the things that are in the world are valuable hmmmmm


I wonder who is telling the truth God or muhummad " i ll let you decide"

Praise be to Jesus :king:


Peace be with you !

Uncle Steezo
12-30-2009, 11:55 PM
Deut 21:10-14
"10 When you go to war against your enemies and the LORD your God delivers them into your hands and you take captives, 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful you may take her as your wife. 12 Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails 13 and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife. 14 If you are not pleased with her, let her go wherever she wishes. You must not sell her or treat her as a slave, since you have dishonored her."


find em, fuck em and flee.

TSA
12-31-2009, 12:06 AM
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13 (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/lev/20.html#13)

Women are not to wear men's clothing -- it's an "abomination unto the Lord." 22:5 (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/dt/22.html#5)

God says not be bring any whore, sodomite, or dog into the house of the Lord. For "these things are an abomination to the Lord." Sodomites and dogs are biblical names for homosexuals. 23:17-18 (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/dt/23.html#17)
HAHAHahahAhahAH
religion is for the (mentally) sick and the weak. when will people see that shit?
Aren't you the nigga that ate at the soup kitchen on xmas?

TSA
12-31-2009, 12:09 AM
Deut 21:10-14
"10 When you go to war against your enemies and the LORD your God delivers them into your hands and you take captives, 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful you may take her as your wife. 12 Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails 13 and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife. 14 If you are not pleased with her, let her go wherever she wishes. You must not sell her or treat her as a slave, since you have dishonored her."


find em, fuck em and flee.
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YA FUCKIN CRACK APE !!aAHAHahahahahAhhaAHhahaHH!H!!1



"I WEPT CAUSE I KNEW I HURT HIM" SHSHSHAhahahahHAAHAha
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WHAT A FUCKIN DWEEB! AHAhahahAHahAH!

TSA
12-31-2009, 12:33 AM
"The superior person is never led into baseness or vulgarity by community of interests with people of low character"
-I Ching

"Live life and thou shall not die"
-Book of the Dead


"Knowing others is wisdom;
Knowing the self is enlightenment.
Mastering others requires force;
Mastering the self requires strength;
He who knows he has enough is rich.
Perseverance is a sign of will power.
He who stays where he is endures.
To die but not to perish is to be eternally present."
-Laozi



Diamonds among Topaz

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GEt the fuck out ya fuckin crack disaster before someone calls the police! AHAAHhaHAHAHAHAHha GOD! YOUR SUCH A FUCKING WORTHLESS WHORE! AHAHAHAHAHAHHahaHAhahAHhahaHahahahhahahAHAhahAhaha Ah

CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET OVER A FUCKIN CRACK POSSUM?!

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Uncle Steezo
12-31-2009, 01:20 AM
you are laughing yet nobody finds it funny.
but i bet you aren't really laughing.

i can only imagine the pain you must be feeling right now.

not being able to establish a connection with your own soul must leave you feeling empty and alone.

then top it off with feelings of abandonment, exclusion and poor self image and you have the perfect storm for self destruction.

i wish i could wave a magic wand and turn you into a young man who could deal with adversity without calling the police.

a man who held his head high when he looked into the mirror knowing that regardless of what others said he recognized his own beauty.

a person who people liked to be around because he reflected the good qualities he saw in them.

a guy that exemplified honor integrity and wisdom.



but i can't.



and time and time again you prove that you can't either.


YOU ARE A WASTE OF GOOD BLACK LEATHER.

EAGLE EYE
12-31-2009, 01:27 AM
^ hey aren't your shades black leatha?

TSA
12-31-2009, 01:39 AM
you are laughing yet nobody finds it funny.
but i bet you aren't really laughing.

i can only imagine the pain you must be feeling right now.

not being able to establish a connection with your own soul must leave you feeling empty and alone.

then top it off with feelings of abandonment, exclusion and poor self image and you have the perfect storm for self destruction.

i wish i could wave a magic wand and turn you into a young man who could deal with adversity without calling the police.

a man who held his head high when he looked into the mirror knowing that regardless of what others said he recognized his own beauty.

a person who people liked to be around because he reflected the good qualities he saw in them.

a guy that exemplified honor integrity and wisdom.



but i can't.



and time and time again you prove that you can't either.


YOU ARE A WASTE OF GOOD BLACK LEATHER.
AHAHAHAHAHahhaAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! IDK WTF YOU'RE TYPING! AAHAHhahaAha
ahAHAHahhaHAhaHHAH YOU'RE A FUCKIN FREAK DUDE! AHAHAAHAHahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa~!

"THE TEARS WERE FLOWNING!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhahaaAHah
aaHAHAHhaahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH!!!!

AW SHIT! NICE COMEBACK NIGGA!

AT LEAST I WASN'T SLINGSHOT BALLSAC NAKED ON A BEACH BLUBBERING OVER A WOUNDED CRACK POSSUM AHAHAHahahahahahaHAHah!!!

Uncle Steezo
12-31-2009, 01:44 AM
you are laughing yet nobody finds it funny.
but i bet you aren't really laughing.

i can only imagine the pain you must be feeling right now.

not being able to establish a connection with your own soul must leave you feeling empty and alone.

then top it off with feelings of abandonment, exclusion and poor self image and you have the perfect storm for self destruction.

i wish i could wave a magic wand and turn you into a young man who could deal with adversity without calling the police.

a man who held his head high when he looked into the mirror knowing that regardless of what others said he recognized his own beauty.

a person who people liked to be around because he reflected the good qualities he saw in them.

a guy that exemplified honor integrity and wisdom.



but i can't.



and time and time again you prove that you can't either.


YOU ARE A WASTE OF GOOD BLACK LEATHER.


i know that you will try your best to avoid reading this.
it hurts. i know.
such is the nature of the truth at times.
taking the first step to self improvement is always the hardest.

you will continue to hate yourself until you look inward and confront the ugly truth.

YOU ARE NOT ONLY UGLY ON THE OUTSIDE... BUT UGLY ON THE INSIDE AS WELL.



^ hey aren't your shades black leatha?
yes.
and if derek doesn't make it out of his downward spiral and ends up hanging himself from the copper pipes in his "bedroom"... i got dibs on the skinz.

my Macbook Pro would look so sweet covered in stretched igbo with the apple logo glowing thru the blowholes.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/macigbo-1.png

EAGLE EYE
12-31-2009, 01:46 AM
^


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA shit would be epic bruh!!!

Uncle Steezo
12-31-2009, 01:55 AM
Finer Things DubDime™

TSA
12-31-2009, 01:58 AM
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i know that you will try your best to avoid reading this.
it hurts. i know. http://www.theync.com/thumbs/3655-it-takes-several-police-to-detain-naked-dancing-crack-head.jpg

such is the nature of the truth at times.
taking the first step to self improvement is always the hardest.

you will continue to hatehttp://www.theync.com/thumbs/3655-it-takes-several-police-to-detain-naked-dancing-crack-head.jpg yourself until you look inward and confront the ugly truth.

YOU ARE NOT ONLY UGLY ON THhttp://www.theync.com/thumbs/3655-it-takes-several-police-to-detain-naked-dancing-crack-head.jpgE OUTSIDE... BUT UGLY ON THE INSIDE AS WELL.




yes.
and ifhttp://www.theync.com/thumbs/3655-it-takes-several-police-to-detain-naked-dancing-crack-head.jpg derek doesn't make it out of his downward spiral and ends up hanging himself from the copper pipes in his "bedroom"... i got dibs on the skinz.

my Macbook Pro would look so sweet coveredhttp://www.theync.com/thumbs/3655-it-takes-several-police-to-detain-naked-dancing-crack-head.jpg in stretched igbhttp://www.theync.com/thumbs/3655-it-takes-several-police-to-detain-naked-dancing-crack-head.jpgo with the apple logohttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/508938459_4cacb1fa70.jpg glowing thru the blowholes.

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http://sticky.queerclick.com/images/uploads/antwan.jpg
A MONKEY STARTED PLAYING WITH MY EARS AND FACE

















http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/3821061097_e130ea2067.jpg
HE WANTED TO TEACH ME HOW TO HAVE FUN






















http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/spank.jpg
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAah aHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uncle Steezo
12-31-2009, 02:05 AM
the irony of YOU posting this pic is gonna rip a hole in the fabric of reality.

http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/spank.jpg

Mumm Ra
12-31-2009, 02:37 AM
Lmao
I've never met someone so freightened in my life

EAGLE EYE
12-31-2009, 02:56 AM
http://photos.upi.com/topics-TEXAS-RANGERS-VS-DETROIT-TIGERS/6e857d1f00179c3d7502e0089541ad3c/S.jpg