Funeral home offers drunk drivers a free burial.

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If any hillbilly posters from down south are interested, you can contact that funeral home.


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ROME, Ga. – Planning to drink and drive this New Year's? A north Georgia funeral home has a deal for you. Between now and noon Thursday, drivers can visit McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome to sign a contract stating they plan to drink or take drugs and then drive on New Year's Eve. If they die in a wreck that day, the funeral home will give them a free burial.

Services included in the package are a casket, grave, limousine and preparation of remains.


Information from: Rome News-Tribune, http://www.romenews-tribune.com

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I'll up this for tonight. There is still time.

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

They should offer a free funeral for every animal Skampy eats.




But then again, there wouldn't be any more rats left on earth..

[JehovAllah]

it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgibbKiO1qzzzgn.gif . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgjyWM6c1qzzzgn.gif so i was like http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgkgRHLF1qzzzgn.gif and he was like http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgreWPdY1qzzzgn.gif so i was like http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfgspBiyT1qzzzgn.gif. i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.