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TSA
01-03-2010, 02:46 AM
i was watching UNFORGIVEN at work and since i sit there for 8 hrs doing nothing but thinking of hot threads to post online, i came to realize the difference between a kick ass english man and a kick ass american


kick ass english men seem to always be 'on top of their shit'
they dress well, they're classy, they make things look like its easy when its not, and they have bitchin gadgets. Whores also like them and they're very gentlemanly. They are also very worldly and well traveled. oh and they're WITTY WIF DA JOKEZ

james bond
sherlock holmes

and other recreations of that exact same archetype

a kick ass american is usually a loner. He doesn't say much, but in a fight with 40 armed ppl he'll walk out unscratched. he usually uses more brute force and has a rugged appeal. he also always blows shit up, has a fuck load of guns, never runs out of bullets, does things 'their own way', and usually turned cold after their wife died. They also like avenging shit. oh and they're running from their haunted past.

every 80s hero
westerns
THE MARINE
fuckin THE PUNISHER
goat digital

id like to see what an arab or turk or french or fuckin chinese BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER is like.

TSA
01-03-2010, 02:49 AM
oh yeah, i guess the chinese one is pretty well exposed in kung fu movies

they're usually IGNORANT OF THE WAY in the beginning, all pusseh and shit, then they learn THE FUCKING WAY and they're all kicking ass with virtue and shit. they usually learn THE WAY from some fuckin ass old nigga that can KILL AT WILL but doesn't cause its the fuckin way and shit. know what im sayin? but they're usually a well mannered and well meaning mother fucker that becomes a fucking KILLING MACHINE thats all poppin' chinks in the spine and shit. but they have to learn THE WAY first.

EAGLE EYE
01-03-2010, 02:56 AM
I agree with the whole AMERICAN BRUTE FORCE steez, thats why Eurowomen and Asianwomen wanna hop on our Dick Traydeez.

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5hundred&one
01-03-2010, 03:04 AM
nothing beats the washed up has been, drowning his guilt and sorrows in a bar somewhere with a sudden just cause to return to glory and kick somebody's ass steez.

lets's see some of those.

TSA
01-03-2010, 03:17 AM
its all about the dick tray deez but the english version of a kick ass son of a bitch gets pussy 24/7.



the nigerian version of a kick ass son of a bitch i usually some poor gober in the FUCKIN village WORKING HARD FOR NOTHING.
http://www.imdiversity.com/Villages/global/images/tochiBenson1small.jpg
His dad all telling him he's USELESS and IN THE FUCKING VILLAGE while his MATES ARE GETTING PAID














and then he sees a fucking MOTORCADE OF HUMMERS
http://www.gmhummer.com/wallpapers/06_hummers_m.jpg








and some fuckin fat ass igbo lookin sons of bitches hop out and start THROW IDIOTIC AMOUNTS OF RAW FUCKING FORIEGN CURRENCY ASS CASH AT VILLAGE WHORES AND MONGRELS and the CHILDREN AND SHIT
http://leoafricanus.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/forrest.jpg
Lookin like these niggas and shit






So he GOES TO THEM TO ASSIST HIS PATHETIC FUCKING EXISTANCE and goes to THE CITY and nobody hears from him in a while, then he comes back to the village GWAPPED THE FUCK UP,





http://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Pete-Edochie-Kidnapped.jpg
fat,



all fuckin matchin clothes and shit. FUCKING SACRIFICING HIS MOTHER FOR MATERIAL ITEMS AND SHIT

all fucking taking WHORES to swimming pools, GETTING KISSES ON THE CHEEK, CHANGING HIS WAYS FOR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS, fucking handsome and shit, BLOWING MONEY LIKE AN ILLITERATE JACKASS
http://peteedochie.com/images/6.jpg

SPONSORING THE NEXT GENERATION OF USELESS YOUNG MEN IN THE VILLAGE THAT ARE IN THE VILLAGE WHILE THEIR MATES ARE GETTING GWAP




then he fucking DISCOVERS THE FUCKING POWER OF CHRIST AND SHIT


aaaaaaaawww shit nigga.


and he CHANGES HIS WAYS

but the fucking SATANIC CULT/MOTORCADE ASS NIGGAS/ MAFIA WANT HIM DEAD FOR NOT BEING LOYAL LIKE AN ASSHOLE IGBO FAGGOT


so then the fucking SATANIC CULT is trying to kill him cause its blood in blood out nigga, but man fuck that shit, THE POWER OF CHRIST OVERCOMES and he's all fuckin got a pot belly and shit all fuckin...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u3lFqBksmrE/So_Q3pm_x5I/AAAAAAAAWbw/ONedBpKig9s/s400/pete-edochies.gif
IMMUNE TO ALL VOODOO







and STRIKES DOWN HIS ENEMIES with the FUCKING BIbLE and GWAP and deflects FLYING LIGHT BALLs of VOODOO AND SHIT
WITH CHEAP SOUND EFFECTS





all fuckin repenting and shit
then the credits go

TO GOD BE THE GLORY and it ends.

SKAMPOE
01-03-2010, 03:20 AM
yo yo yoyoyoyoyoyoy hoelup, who the fuck called 1time?

























http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/l_144644042e84b4ac6cefb75777ebfd-2.jpg

TSA
01-03-2010, 03:24 AM
aw man, i gues i can never show my face on the internet again skampoe

SKAMPOE
01-03-2010, 03:28 AM
that would only be when in our wildest dreams.

TSA
01-03-2010, 03:29 AM
aw man, stop being clever and making me embarrassed

SKAMPOE
01-03-2010, 03:32 AM
stop being such an oreo cuz ya maken me hungry!

TSA
01-03-2010, 03:58 AM
Zing!

Sheep Shifter
01-03-2010, 05:32 AM
stop being such an oreo cuz ya maken me hungry!
I'm Armand Sickle and I approve this message.

SKAMPOE
01-03-2010, 05:39 AM
its all about the dick tray deez but the english version of a kick ass son of a bitch gets pussy 24/7.



the nigerian version of a kick ass son of a bitch i usually some poor gober in the FUCKIN village WORKING HARD FOR NOTHING.
http://www.imdiversity.com/Villages/global/images/tochiBenson1small.jpg
His dad all telling him he's USELESS and IN THE FUCKING VILLAGE while his MATES ARE GETTING PAID














and then he sees a fucking MOTORCADE OF HUMMERS
http://www.gmhummer.com/wallpapers/06_hummers_m.jpg








and some fuckin fat ass igbo lookin sons of bitches hop out and start THROW IDIOTIC AMOUNTS OF RAW FUCKING FORIEGN CURRENCY ASS CASH AT VILLAGE WHORES AND MONGRELS and the CHILDREN AND SHIT
http://leoafricanus.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/forrest.jpg
Lookin like these niggas and shit






So he GOES TO THEM TO ASSIST HIS PATHETIC FUCKING EXISTANCE and goes to THE CITY and nobody hears from him in a while, then he comes back to the village GWAPPED THE FUCK UP,





http://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Pete-Edochie-Kidnapped.jpg
fat,



all fuckin matchin clothes and shit. FUCKING SACRIFICING HIS MOTHER FOR MATERIAL ITEMS AND SHIT

all fucking taking WHORES to swimming pools, GETTING KISSES ON THE CHEEK, CHANGING HIS WAYS FOR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS, fucking handsome and shit, BLOWING MONEY LIKE AN ILLITERATE JACKASS
http://peteedochie.com/images/6.jpg

SPONSORING THE NEXT GENERATION OF USELESS YOUNG MEN IN THE VILLAGE THAT ARE IN THE VILLAGE WHILE THEIR MATES ARE GETTING GWAP




then he fucking DISCOVERS THE FUCKING POWER OF CHRIST AND SHIT


aaaaaaaawww shit nigga.


and he CHANGES HIS WAYS

but the fucking SATANIC CULT/MOTORCADE ASS NIGGAS/ MAFIA WANT HIM DEAD FOR NOT BEING LOYAL LIKE AN ASSHOLE IGBO FAGGOT


so then the fucking SATANIC CULT is trying to kill him cause its blood in blood out nigga, but man fuck that shit, THE POWER OF CHRIST OVERCOMES and he's all fuckin got a pot belly and shit all fuckin...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u3lFqBksmrE/So_Q3pm_x5I/AAAAAAAAWbw/ONedBpKig9s/s400/pete-edochies.gif
IMMUNE TO ALL VOODOO







and STRIKES DOWN HIS ENEMIES with the FUCKING BIbLE and GWAP and deflects FLYING LIGHT BALLs of VOODOO AND SHIT
WITH CHEAP SOUND EFFECTS





all fuckin repenting and shit
then the credits go

TO GOD BE THE GLORY and it ends.
this post should be in the wu corp bios thread

Compulsion
01-03-2010, 05:40 AM
i was watching UNFORGIVEN at work and since i sit there for 8 hrs doing nothing but thinking of hot threads to post online, i came to realize the difference between a kick ass english man and a kick ass american


kick ass english men seem to always be 'on top of their shit'
they dress well, they're classy, they make things look like its easy when its not, and they have bitchin gadgets. Whores also like them and they're very gentlemanly. They are also very worldly and well traveled. oh and they're WITTY WIF DA JOKEZ

james bond
sherlock holmes

and other recreations of that exact same archetype

a kick ass american is usually a loner. He doesn't say much, but in a fight with 40 armed ppl he'll walk out unscratched. he usually uses more brute force and has a rugged appeal. he also always blows shit up, has a fuck load of guns, never runs out of bullets, does things 'their own way', and usually turned cold after their wife died. They also like avenging shit. oh and they're running from their haunted past.

every 80s hero
westerns
THE MARINE
fuckin THE PUNISHER
goat digital

id like to see what an arab or turk or french or fuckin chinese BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER is like.

co-sign with the bolded part, except they pay me well to do nothing. lol

SID
01-03-2010, 12:41 PM
A kick ass arab dresses to glamourous decadence and manages to wear sequined silk headresses without looking like Gavin in a fancy dress party.


They also usually command a sea vessel or animated piece of everday furniture and have a entourage or harem of exotic women, talking monkeys, magic lamps and other trill shit like that.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-03-2010, 12:58 PM
Then you have the Russian Hero (Well technically he's our perspective's villain.)

He's the best of both worlds. On one hand he's the James Bond good looks and not giving a fuck charm, but he has the "blow shit the fuck up" living weapon mentality, and troubled past of the American.

A Russian hero is a man on a mission of revenge against someone who screwed him in the previous film, a man who will stop at nothing, a man motivated by demons to make him the victor. He is a man named...

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8372/putin201fo2.jpg
http://www.fightingarts.com/content01/graphics/putin3.jpg
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/mushroomcloud-37024.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/Soviet_flag_on_the_Reichstag_roof_Khaldei.jpg/250px-Soviet_flag_on_the_Reichstag_roof_Khaldei.jpg

HANZO
01-03-2010, 01:11 PM
A kick ass arab dresses to gamourous decadence and manages to wear sequined silk headresses without looking like Gavin in a fancy dress party.


They also usually command a sea vessel or animated piece of everday furniture and have a entourage or harem of exotic women, talking monkeys, magic lamps and other trill shit like that.



http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/692675-jafar_large.jpg

Uncle Steezo
01-03-2010, 08:13 PM
sid has a GAVIN tramp stamp.

black badasses don't take shit from nobody, strikes fear in YT, and gets plenty of trim.
http://www.hvw8.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dolemite_rgb.jpg
http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/i/isaac-hayes/album-shaft-music-from-the-soundtrack-1971-film.jpg
http://www.mcnblogs.com/filmfatale/samjacksonpulp.jpg
http://paulignatius.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wesley-snipes-crazy.jpg



http://www.forbezdvd.com/video/thumb/48fcdf77020b310202008144351.jpg