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CharlesJones
01-06-2010, 12:24 PM
I know i'm gonna get a lot of responses to this hahahahahahahahahahaha. I like massaging and kissing women's feet and kissing their body more than fucking them. I've had sex a few times and i don't last that long when i have it hahahahahahahahahahaha. So that's why i don't like sex. So many people say they love sex. But tell me why do you like it? I know the answer i'm gonna get is that the opposite sex likes to feel dicks and pussies inside of them but there has to be another reason why you like sex. I don't believe some guys that say they can have sex for hours. There's no way a man and a woman can have sex for hours without getting tired LOL. Some of ya'll that are having sex without condoms need to be careful because that shit ain't cool having sex with no condoms. A person that you're having sex with may tell you that his or her body is in good health but you can't believe the person because you don't know how many people that person has had sex with. Men if you're scared of getting a woman pregnant, don't have sex with her. There's other ways you can be intimate with a woman without sex. I don't like oral sex and i don't give oral sex to women because i think it's nasty for men and women to put their mouths on each other's body part that they piss through hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Marlo Stanfield
01-06-2010, 12:25 PM
i agree with you

edit: i like oral sex

CharlesJones
01-06-2010, 12:29 PM
Why do you like oral sex? Have you ever pissed in a woman's mouth before when she made you cum? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I did have my dick sucked once because the girl i was with wanted me to try it and see if i liked it. So i let her do it and i couldn't hold it and i pissed on her a little hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Tommy
01-06-2010, 12:33 PM
Some of ya'll that are having sex without condoms need to be careful because that shit ain't cool having sex with no condoms.

Thanks for the tip, CJ

food for thought
01-06-2010, 12:36 PM
hahahah i dont knopw where to start with this shit.

lol @ Tommy

CJ, is that you hate women? black women is particular.

I like massaging and kissing women's feet and kissing their body more than fucking them. I've had sex a few times and i don't last that long when i have it hahahahahahahahahahaha.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

so u bust nutts kissing their bodies? and their feet?

CharlesJones
01-06-2010, 12:36 PM
Your welcome LOL. I can't wait until the spring and summer comes again because i love seeing women wearing sandals and opentoe shoes so i can see their feet. I got a foot fettish.

CharlesJones
01-06-2010, 12:38 PM
Food For Thought, i don't hate black women. I know it may seem to you that i do because i diss them often but i don't hate them. I love black women. I don't talk to them that much anymore because i don't like their attitudes and they're stuck up. But i do wanna fuck a lot of them LOL. No i don't bust a nut from kissing women's feet and their body. But i do bust a nut when they kiss my chest nipples hahahahahahahahahahaha.

JASPER
01-06-2010, 12:44 PM
Why do you like oral sex? Have you ever pissed in a woman's mouth before when she made you cum? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I did have my dick sucked once because the girl i was with wanted me to try it and see if i liked it. So i let her do it and i couldn't hold it and i pissed on her a little hahahahahahahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

You know, if anyone else on this forum wrote that I would've called bullshit, but I can really imagine CJ peeing on girls.

TSA
01-06-2010, 12:45 PM
damn...there too much gold in this thread, idk what to do with myself.

Ghost In The 'Lac
01-06-2010, 12:49 PM
AAHahahah wtf weekday Charles goin in off the deep end


Men if you're scared of getting a woman pregnant, don't have sex with her.

"wordz frm the wise, teachin the uncivilised......"

CharlesJones
01-06-2010, 01:00 PM
LOL@Willie D of the Geto Boys solo song on his Unbreakable album saying pussy pussy pussy pussy i need that hahahahahahahahahahaha. Then he says if she wants me to pee on her, i do it like my man R Kelly hahahahahahaha.

Marlo Stanfield
01-06-2010, 01:10 PM
i dont know if i agree with you anymore, charles

CharlesJones
01-06-2010, 01:11 PM
Why not? What is it that you don't agree with me about?

Marlo Stanfield
01-06-2010, 01:15 PM
well to begin with ive never pissed in a womans mouth

CharlesJones
01-06-2010, 01:24 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I don't know why some women suck men's dicks. That's a disgusting thing to do and it's disrespectful. I bet there's some women that have had men piss in their mouth before when the men cum LOL. Why would a woman even let a man piss on her? I couldn't believe it when i first heard about the R Kelly accusations of him pissing on underage girls LOL. There's some people out here who be having some weird sex. I don't watch pornos either and i've never let a woman tie me or handcuff me to the bed while being intimate. I don't get down like that because i don't trust women. When i heard Ice Cube's Don't Trust Em song on The Predator album and he was talking about how women be playing men, that's when i started to be very careful dealing with women. Ice Cube talked about a situation in the song when a black dude got played by a black woman at a club and she got the dude kidnapped by some black guys and he was put in the trunk of his car LOL. I know there's some women out there that will do some shady shit like that to men.

claaa7
01-06-2010, 01:35 PM
LOL wtf there's a HUUUUUGE fucking difference between a girl sucking a dick and a girl drinking a guys pee. i don't know how the fuck you was able to piss while you was hard and getting a blowjob cuz i didn't even realize that was possible... i gotta get my dick soft before i can pee again lol.

TeknicelStylez
01-06-2010, 01:37 PM
Food for Thought, there's a bodily function that stops a man from urinating while engaged in sexual activities, look it up pal

whitey
01-06-2010, 01:38 PM
Why do you like oral sex? Have you ever pissed in a woman's mouth before when she made you cum? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I did have my dick sucked once because the girl i was with wanted me to try it and see if i liked it. So i let her do it and i couldn't hold it and i pissed on her a little hahahahahahahahahahaha.



bow down to the god.

claaa7
01-06-2010, 01:41 PM
Food for Thought, there's a bodily function that stops a man from urinating while engaged in sexual activities, look it up pal

exactly, it works both ways too cuz i know i woke up sometimes with my gf and been really horny trying to fuck straight up without visiting the bathroom first and the dick will turn soft again quickly.

Tommy
01-06-2010, 01:44 PM
CJ, if you think people pissing on each other is some sick shit, for the love of god don't watch 2girls1cup.

Come Honor Face
01-06-2010, 01:45 PM
Personally, I won't keep fuckin with a bitch if she don't deep throat, and I mean the gagging and all. I love to gag a bitch with my cock. Luckily, I've been with a bitch that's cool with that. She even went in half with me on a swing. lol Pussy is a must too though. LMAO @ Charles R Kellyin some bitch!!!!

food for thought
01-06-2010, 01:53 PM
Food for Thought, there's a bodily function that stops a man from urinating while engaged in sexual activities, look it up pal

wtf? is this fag talking to me?

TSA
01-06-2010, 01:54 PM
my dick is really big and oral sex mainly consists of the girl GOIN EN like that due to jaw restrictions.

i've only had 1 trooper go EN and i would have to say the experience was almost as good as having my chest nipples kissed

Prolifical ENG
01-06-2010, 02:29 PM
You dont like sex because you dont last long? Well from a reproduction standpoint it is survival of the fastest...yes in that way too. But just keep on doing it, but you have to enjoy busting easy while you can....some of us need to do long deep thrusts for a long time to get a nut out.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
01-06-2010, 02:30 PM
How old are you that you didn't realize that you can't piss unintentionally during sex due to a body function. It takes a lil while to piss with a boner and you have to really try. Then it comes out in a fan shaped stream (aligned vertically) again making it difficult to piss in the toilet with a boner, you also have to hold it down due to the angles involved. Its exiting though I'll give it that.

Should we take a vote about whether CJ is gay or stupid? I'm not going even touch on the rest of you since this is his thread.

I think both.

You dont like sex because you dont last long? Well from a reproduction standpoint it is survival of the fastest...yes in that way too. But just keep on doing it, but you have to enjoy busting easy while you can....some of us need to do long deep thrusts for a long time to get a nut out.

My joke about Premature ejaculating is "I'm so fucking athletic even my sperm comes faster then yours." (Not that I have the problem)

Also CJ try drinking pre sex, the alcohol affects your libido and sensitivity. You'll probably last longer. But too much and you'll get nothing and make her laugh at your whiskey dick.

TeknicelStylez
01-06-2010, 03:12 PM
wtf? is this fag talking to me?

I'm on a trip across the U.S don't make me take a detour to come beat your ass

food for thought
01-06-2010, 03:15 PM
I'm on a trip across the U.S

yea i noticed your thread asking someone from this forum to meet you and show u around LA, u flaming gay lord.

TeknicelStylez
01-06-2010, 03:18 PM
I'll show them around their own city, I was givin em the op to chill with Jersey's Finest

food for thought
01-06-2010, 03:22 PM
yea whatever, you homosexual nutt guzzler.

TeknicelStylez
01-06-2010, 03:32 PM
You bone smuggling flame throwing fruitsicle

Olive Oil Goombah
01-06-2010, 03:39 PM
be careful Tek, food and his roomate Skyler might drug you and gangbang u

food for thought
01-06-2010, 03:50 PM
You bone smuggling flame throwing fruitsicle

^wants to meet a forum member in LA because he has homo erotic tendencies.

food for thought
01-06-2010, 03:51 PM
be careful Tek, food and his roomate Skyler might drug you and gangbang u

^43 year old cracking lame jokes on internet forums

Queen Of Poetry
01-06-2010, 03:57 PM
Why do you like oral sex? Have you ever pissed in a woman's mouth before when she made you cum? Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I did have my dick sucked once because the girl i was with wanted me to try it and see if i liked it. So i let her do it and i couldn't hold it and i pissed on her a little hahahahahahahahahahaha.


EEWW that's not true is it?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
01-06-2010, 04:40 PM
Holy shit. Just when you faggots were at your faggiest, CharlesJones came and saved the game.

I've never really had a girl go hard on my chest nipples. What's it feel like, Charles?

SKAMPOE
01-06-2010, 05:03 PM
Lol

Olive Oil Goombah
01-06-2010, 06:00 PM
i had a girl who used to like to bite nipples so i let her try and i hated it.....not my thing

YungSunny
01-06-2010, 07:04 PM
I bet there's some women that have had men piss in their mouth before when the men cum LOL.

Hahaha oh my god.






Why would a woman even let a man piss on her?
You have to be serious, because only a genius could make this up outta thin air.

Mumm Ra
01-06-2010, 07:47 PM
So i let her do it and i couldn't hold it and i pissed on her a little hahahahahahahahahahaha.
ahhahahah i LOL'd

food for thought
01-06-2010, 07:50 PM
this was my reaction when i read that first post




http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/osirus16/masterdanmuhammad2.jpg?t=1262672255


CJ is weird as fuck.

zooruka
01-06-2010, 08:44 PM
I'm on a trip across the U.S don't make me take a detour to come beat your ass


hahahahahaha ...


peace be with you !

11th Chamber
01-06-2010, 09:31 PM
dudes like an uneducated child

Im waiting on some shit like "I dont wanna put my penis in her vagina, cause pee comes out of there"

J-Cee
01-06-2010, 11:22 PM
lol has CJ ever posted a pic?..im curious as to what this fucker looks like lol..cause at the moment every time he posts i just picture Cleveland from Family Guy

Art Vandelay
01-06-2010, 11:41 PM
i'm thinking about retiring just so i can spend time disecting this entire thread. actually, i think there needs to be a team of people to do that. i wouldn't even know where to begin so i'm not going to try.

CharlesJones
01-09-2010, 12:49 PM
Queen Of Poetry, yeah it's true. I did do that to her. SpiritdAnimal, it feels good when a woman kisses and licks my chest nipples especially when she does it slow. That's why i bust a nut when a woman does that hahahaha.

Olive Oil Goombah
01-09-2010, 12:52 PM
hahahaha.....i love CJ's attention to detail when writing out other forum members usernames.