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EAGLE EYE
02-09-2010, 10:09 PM
Maybe some of you hip hopper kids can help me out with this since that lifestyle often transcends into this. This day isn't here yet but sooner or later..


anyways off the top of my head..




sweatpants
substance abuse
watching Seinfeld
checking-the-mail
mssg boarding
taunting the house pet
pS3
feeling down and out
extra long poops
designing a garden in google sketch-up for spring
drinking out the milk carton
finding new ways to cock, unload, and sterilize the bop gun
learn a new accent to be more condescending to foreign people
expand music collection



I'd like some input for a more comprehensive list.

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2010, 10:23 PM
who makes the best sweat pants and what are their origins?

ilzPotent
02-09-2010, 10:35 PM
FOR AMERICANS:

cheering when he's not the daddy
sleep all day smoke all night
smoking clips and resin
99 cents beer :frusty:
figure out how to get a girl/boyfriend with a job
koolaid
99 cents menu
duck your landlord
siphoning gas
Modern Warfare LIVE

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-09-2010, 10:41 PM
heroin addiction

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2010, 10:47 PM
I'd like to add..





Writing witty responses to twitter trend topics
judge judy
sammich experiments
googling strange stuff
looking under cushions
Dopium (full listen)
snood
eating @ others expense
siphoning spirit animal soul food

SKAMPOE
02-09-2010, 10:49 PM
FOR AMERICANS:

cheering when he's not the daddy
sleep all day smoke all night
smoking clips and resin
99 cents beer :frusty:
figure out how to get a girl/boyfriend with a job
koolaid
99 cents menu
duck your landlord
siphoning gas
Modern Warfare LIVE
awwww ahahahaha oh god, fuckin co sign!

hit me up on live mw2, SKAMPOEdaGAWD @ LIVE360:thumbup:

ilzPotent
02-09-2010, 10:54 PM
Nice LoLaLaLoca

TeknicelStylez
02-09-2010, 11:00 PM
My nigga Ilz what the fuck is good, you don't love Tek no more

If you ain't got a job you better be smoking weed!

Construct home made smoking devices
Home made weapons
Home mad booby traps
Eat a shit load of junk food
Find people with money to free load off
Walk around aimlessly

TeknicelStylez
02-09-2010, 11:03 PM
My nigga Ilz what the fuck is good, you don't love Tek no more

If you ain't got a job you better be smoking weed!

Construct home made smoking devices
Home made weapons
Home mad booby traps
Eat a shit load of junk food
Find people with money to free load off
Walk around aimlessly

ilzPotent
02-09-2010, 11:04 PM
Whats good Tek BS I called you back. You suck egg. I left a drunk message on your phone.

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2010, 11:07 PM
My nigga Ilz what the fuck is good, you don't love Tek no more

If you ain't got a job you better be smoking weed!

Construct home made smoking devices
Home made weapons
Home mad booby traps
Eat a shit load of junk food
Find people with money to free load off
Walk around aimlessly


I always said this knucklehead was like a Cuban Denace the Menace always with that mischief.

TeknicelStylez
02-09-2010, 11:12 PM
I called you mad time since new years punk and I got the msg I lol'd, ill give you a call sometime soon, I miss ya

ilzPotent
02-09-2010, 11:24 PM
do that miss ya too.You shouldve came to my berfday party, alotta wooshu and kung pow ass.

TeknicelStylez
02-09-2010, 11:49 PM
I was fuckin tied up at work till 1:30, there's always next year... mines march 9th

Olive Oil Goombah
02-10-2010, 12:38 AM
did u two fuck yet?

EAGLE EYE
02-10-2010, 12:40 AM
Look at all this chit chat being made in my unemployment thread.

TeknicelStylez
02-10-2010, 01:07 AM
my fault i was about to say we hi jacked your shit

Don't forget

-Take your unemployment checks and triple them with drugs
-keep track of your neighbors in and out schedules so you can break in while their at work and eat their cold cuts
-I personally like to make wierd noises when im walking around my house
-shoot a paintball gun full of skittles at people outside
-steal your neighbors cable and rent a shit load of on demand
-play music obnoxiously loud from the moment you wake up till you go to sleep
-DONT CLEAN ANYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE it's imperative that if you're going to be an unemployed slob that you live like ones, routines are for pencil pushers

yonder
02-10-2010, 02:08 AM
deal drugs and eat at various schools

EAGLE EYE
02-10-2010, 02:15 AM
im not that desperate for $2.29 cold cuts.

SKAMPOE
02-10-2010, 02:17 AM
keep from being sober is imperative...

ALCATRAZ
02-10-2010, 02:28 AM
ooSh_RF_dKE

SKAMPOE
02-10-2010, 02:28 AM
i manage to do alot of online activities but always remain conscious of tryna stay healthy so i deviced this lil apparatus...


































http://pics.livejournal.com/ibigdan/pic/003w9ryt
http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlfsczQEx1qa793ho1_400.gif

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-10-2010, 07:23 AM
its funny how some of you see unemployment as a badge of honour

YungSunny
02-10-2010, 07:56 AM
Modern Warfare LIVE

Lol white people love their xbox. And their live.

PALEFORCE
02-10-2010, 08:42 AM
you need a pimp hugh hefner bathrboe

Olive Oil Goombah
02-10-2010, 09:40 AM
its funny how some of you see unemployment as a badge of honour

its funny how your socialist european ass would say something like this.

PALEFORCE
02-10-2010, 09:53 AM
lol nicky you have no idea what socialism means

Prolifical ENG
02-10-2010, 10:00 AM
I will add some out-of-the-house activities:

- go shopping at the supermarket on weekday mornings with the retirees and mothers on leave
- to make yourself seem like you are bettering yourself, you dont go to the library...you go to the bookstore and read the books in the bookstore
- the time to go to the bar is the dead time, after lunch and before others get off work....between 2-5....this is where you drink your beer and read the newspaper and do the crossword

Longbongcilvaringz
02-10-2010, 10:20 AM
Watch 70 odd hours of The Wire in a few days.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-10-2010, 10:25 AM
lol nicky you have no idea what socialism means

Palehorse, I'm college educated and street educated, plus i have visited socialist countries and lived it. Not to mention some of my studies surrounded some of the first socialists.


I think I kno what it means.



AND you are an anarchist.....perhaps even a nihilist.


Not to mention you're a Steeler fan.



Poopdick, how dare you lowly Appalachan dwellers attempt to outwit a Clevelander. We are above you, more cultured and you kno this.

ta-ta

Longbongcilvaringz
02-10-2010, 10:26 AM
Bake some cookies.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-10-2010, 10:43 AM
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http://knowyourmeme.com/i/25492/original/foul6.jpg?1257542945

PALEFORCE
02-10-2010, 10:45 AM
fly a kite

Longbongcilvaringz
02-10-2010, 10:50 AM
Listen to Yacht Rock.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-10-2010, 10:51 AM
Buy some tartan slippers.

TeknicelStylez
02-10-2010, 12:09 PM
#1 Rule: Don't smoke crack or you'll be unemployed permenantly!

Olive Oil Goombah
02-10-2010, 12:14 PM
yeap

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-10-2010, 01:14 PM
its funny how your socialist european ass would say something like this.
its funny ur a FAG

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-10-2010, 01:17 PM
I hate euro fags - I am proud of my european roots....

.... who am I?

housefull
02-10-2010, 04:55 PM
I accept with information:In the video it may be like that; the blood and gore details have been disabled for the same purpose, so everyone can watch how the game is like.

AcidPhosphate69
02-10-2010, 05:19 PM
^ eeehhh....what?

-I personally like to make wierd noises when im walking around my house

That's hilarious. I get stoned and do the same thing if I'm bummin' around the house. I also drum on my computer desk.

To add to the list: Masturbate at least 5-6 times a day.

EAGLE EYE
02-10-2010, 05:22 PM
cereal at 3PM
shave fubes off

yonder
02-10-2010, 05:31 PM
here in sweden u get 700Euro a month + extra for your apartment rent so being unemployed isnt really all that. some other jewels is the 100Euro a month u get when you study (which doesnt cost a dime) and that u can receive up to 3000euro if you get a scar in your face, whether some1 stabs you or you just run into someone while playing ball.

EAGLE EYE
02-10-2010, 05:33 PM
Sweden must be a pretty trill place

TeknicelStylez
02-10-2010, 05:49 PM
I'm out to sweden I got scars all over my face

Olive Oil Goombah
02-10-2010, 05:58 PM
they will smell the ghetto on you and reject you

check two
02-10-2010, 06:12 PM
Go to the grocery store in your pajamas.

TeknicelStylez
02-10-2010, 06:16 PM
Ride a mountain bike around the neighborhood in a silver velour gucci suit

THE MASON
02-10-2010, 06:23 PM
sell bootlegged copies of music from wu corp
sit in public libraries
start random fights on the bus
skydive from a tall building

EAGLE EYE
02-10-2010, 06:24 PM
public library is something i might just have to try out

check two
02-10-2010, 06:27 PM
Stand on a street corner the whole day in a humongous white t shirt.

TeknicelStylez
02-10-2010, 09:55 PM
or in my case an extra small black tee shirt

Afficial_Nastee
02-10-2010, 10:46 PM
Watch a shitload of porn !!!!

Get drunk everyday , wether it's morning , noon , afternoon , evening or night!

Go to the store to buy some beers (or a bottle of liquor or whisky if we got some extra money) and while we at the store we always pass the nudie magazine stand first and might as well buy a magazine (Playboy , Hustler or Penthouse )

Watch a lot of Horrorflicks and search down the biographies of US Serial killers....

A lot of message boarding as well LOL

EAGLE EYE
02-11-2010, 01:17 AM
own and operate a snuggy while under the influence of RZA's beats
Watch "The Warriors"
mix drinks on your bathroom sink (got a head start on this)

check two
02-11-2010, 03:12 AM
-Sitting at the local McDonald's for hours during breakfast time, chatting it up with all the seniors.

EAGLE EYE
02-11-2010, 03:25 AM
-Sitting at the local McDonald's for hours during breakfast time, chatting it up with all the seniors.


In my neck of the woods the senior spitizens BANG @ Tim Hortons.



Bagel in, Bagel out u crab azz cream cheeza

diggy
02-11-2010, 03:33 AM
I knew of this welfare person in my old building who put a lawn chair in front of the building and basically watched people go in and out all day. Clockin. And Walking back and forth...and Just standing around.

Some people gather at the back to stand and smoke weed, Go to the store to buy pop...and back to the 'stand and smoke weed' routine.

Late at night, they go to the weed spot who happened to be next door to me, and they fight and get arrested and stuff.

Some unemployed people have very angry cold faces.

diggy
02-11-2010, 03:35 AM
When your unemployed you use the staircase as a toilet.

And when welfare peeps get checks, they buy beer, get drunk and throw beer bottles out of the front of the building almost hitting people entering the building.

EAGLE EYE
02-11-2010, 03:37 AM
Sounds intriguing. I'd love to watch my urine make moves like a slinky..

diggy
02-11-2010, 03:40 AM
One time I made tha bottom of the staircase my toilet cuz I was near the laundry room washing and needed relief. It was either the staircase or the garbage bin in the laudry room.

EAGLE EYE
02-11-2010, 03:41 AM
and a crackheads mouf wasnt present?


Simply appalling.

diggy
02-11-2010, 03:44 AM
Old peeps go to the library and look at male porn, no joke. I knew of this religious man who always greeted me. Sometime, I would see him in the library. One time I glanced at the screen of the computer he was using, and to my surprise - MALE NUDES!!

This guy has a wife, but he walks effeminate, or like he just got fucked with a dick that is bent the wrong way.

And another old guy - always walks into the library with a black bag like he has documents inside. I overheard him talking to the library worker that he is a nurse. Again, he also walks like he gets constant dick insertions...

...caught him looking at male nudes too!!!!

HOMOS!!!

EAGLE EYE
02-11-2010, 03:52 AM
Maybe you should switch libraries.


Ya dig?

diggy
02-11-2010, 03:54 AM
I dig!

SKAMPOE
02-11-2010, 06:02 AM
lately to save money, i been goin to the live chicken n rabbit spot n coping live chickens and bringin them home to be slaughtered by me hahahaha thats also a stress reliver when unemployed...we got a rabbit last week and that fucker took forever to die...tasted great!

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-11-2010, 11:45 AM
public mastabation

EAGLE EYE
02-11-2010, 01:32 PM
lately to save money, i been goin to the live chicken n rabbit spot n coping live chickens and bringin them home to be slaughtered by me hahahaha thats also a stress reliver when unemployed...we got a rabbit last week and that fucker took forever to die...tasted great!


i dont believe you. post pics next time you do this.

diggy
02-11-2010, 10:29 PM
hahahah

THE MASON
02-12-2010, 10:10 AM
obtain a housecoat, a pipe and a pair of slippers

sit on your front porch and shake your head at the youngsters who walk passed

TeknicelStylez
02-12-2010, 12:06 PM
lately to save money, i been goin to the live chicken n rabbit spot n coping live chickens and bringin them home to be slaughtered by me hahahaha thats also a stress reliver when unemployed...we got a rabbit last week and that fucker took forever to die...tasted great!

Lmao you sick fuck... I thought my city was the only place that had these spots. That's where santeros go to get they shit for brujaria rituals. I remember some of their livestock would escape and wind up wandering around the projects. Thats how we accumulated 3 ducks a ganair and other various wild animals.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-12-2010, 12:20 PM
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I thought u 2 had jobs lol

baby jesus
02-12-2010, 01:08 PM
Watch 24 Hours A Day Of Winter Olympic Coverage No Matter What It Is It Could Be A 3am Womens Curling Match Of Slovokia Vs. Sweden Or Some Boring Biathlon. Watch Every Game Of The NCAA Tournmant.

lildonaka
02-12-2010, 01:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

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02-12-2010, 01:37 PM
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I thought u 2 had jobs lol


Unfortunately something came up and I had to move to PA, so I'm currently unemployed at the moment as well. I still have my job whenever I make it back to jersey. I'm thinking about taking up text battling again in the mean time.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2010, 03:06 PM
Lmao you sick fuck... I thought my city was the only place that had these spots. That's where santeros go to get they shit for brujaria rituals. I remember some of their livestock would escape and wind up wandering around the projects. Thats how we accumulated 3 ducks a ganair and other various wild animals.
werd up same here, santeria is real big here, i was deep into that shit back then, it seems niggas here get into it heavy when they involved in street pharmaceuticals binness lol...

TeknicelStylez
02-12-2010, 03:19 PM
Yea they serious bout they saints. I seen some crazy shit with that practice. Anyway these honkeys don't knowtf we talking about so let's switch the subject.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2010, 03:40 PM
yea, faggits, wutang, gay, dick, ass, homo, wu tang..

Olive Oil Goombah
02-12-2010, 04:27 PM
go eat some pork cubano faggot

TeknicelStylez
02-12-2010, 05:05 PM
i dont dine on swine

SKAMPOE
02-12-2010, 05:08 PM
man cubans get it in in the kitchen!!!!! cuban sammichez are the shiiiznetzzz

PALEFORCE
02-12-2010, 05:18 PM
how are you killing them skamp? the proper way is to slit there throats.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2010, 05:30 PM
chickens get they neck pulled, thron in the bath tub till they stop shakin around, then i hang em on wire and slit where the leg n the talon meet, n just rip/skin the whole shit down, skinless chicke, then i slit the tummy and gut it out....!!

TeknicelStylez
02-12-2010, 06:53 PM
You got a cast iron stomache my G, I can't hang when it come to shit like that. Becareful with those spots 80% of the animals are diseased.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2010, 06:57 PM
true^ but the sppot i got to is owned by brazilian family, its relativly small and their feed is all natural corn feed.. i hear u tho..

PALEFORCE
02-12-2010, 07:31 PM
i get my meat and milk from an amish farm. they butcher that up for you though.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-12-2010, 07:35 PM
the amish got that good shit.

Ever have amish corn?

SKAMPOE
02-12-2010, 09:34 PM
yea man the amish get it in with the organix

Olive Oil Goombah
02-12-2010, 09:40 PM
i remember some amish far about an hour or so away from here used to have people over their house for dinner to make some cash.

So my dads side of the family we all drove out to have dinner at this amish house...

We pull up park in the dirty drive....sit down at their kitchen and they serve u home cooked amish food.

That shit was unbelievable good man. I think it was roast pork or beef with gravy. And the corn was the best i have every eaten to this dday. So sweet. Then they had a homemade apple pie.

Fucking delicious.

SKAMPOE
02-12-2010, 09:59 PM
man wtf, all this food talk is makin me huungry...

puerto ricans make the best roast port ''pernil''...


how bout left overs, ya eat left overs, rican food taste better the next day.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-12-2010, 10:03 PM
depends what it is....

i dont like meat warmed up the next day, but like i said, it depends on the meat

EAGLE EYE
02-12-2010, 11:49 PM
Nothing taste "better the next day"


That is something a peasant would say.


I don't even drink filtered water if it has made it through an entire episode of Antique Roadshow.

TeknicelStylez
02-13-2010, 01:19 AM
you obviously aren't a fan of cold left over chicken wings and hot sauce a.k.a the finer things in life

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2010, 03:00 AM
watch Maury Povich as much as possible

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-14-2010, 03:05 AM
tEK CHICKEN WINGS ARE BETTER HOT U CAN HEAT EM UP WHEN THEY'RE COLD BUT ITS JUST NOT THE SAME

diggy
02-14-2010, 03:13 AM
True.

TeknicelStylez
02-14-2010, 03:42 PM
nonono I purposely order 2 things of chicken wings, so I can throw one straight in the fridge and eat it ice cold the next day.

I don't mean like buffalo wings wings, I mean like 4 dollar chino spot wings.

Frank Sobotka
02-14-2010, 04:04 PM
I have nearly every sympton, and i'm still in school =X