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TSA
02-14-2010, 03:13 AM
HSCotdOh5WY

SKAMPOE
02-14-2010, 03:19 AM
yo, i turn into a bitch if i see a rat, any mice/rat/hamster/squirrel/ any vermin, i see it n i wanna die suffocated in the asshole cavity of g-clef's ass than have to be in a room with any of thos animal/vermin...

TSA
02-14-2010, 03:19 AM
hAAHAHhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2010, 03:20 AM
Oh RLY?
http://www.rustylime.com/content_images/clerks_ii_04.jpg

ALCATRAZ
02-14-2010, 03:20 AM
2Az10dr0xZY

ahahahahahahahaha that nigga took the fuck off!!!! ahahah peaches!!!!!

diggy
02-14-2010, 03:24 AM
One time at work, I saw a small spider with long legs on the floor and just out of the blue I started freeking out. That was just one time though.

It was weird cuz I never had a problem wit spiders.

Uncle Steezo
02-14-2010, 03:28 AM
that bitch was raped.

she said it was the shape.

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2010, 03:37 AM
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAh JELLO & Chickens!!

1a_4IdJ7POo

diggy
02-14-2010, 03:38 AM
that bitch was raped.

she said it was the shape.


Yes.

That's the first thought that popped into my mind.

diggy
02-14-2010, 03:41 AM
It could be she does or doesn't consciously remember the rape, but someone abused her, imo, possibly with a dick, a pickle or while she was getting it with the dick all she saw was a nearby pickle in the background and associated the pickle with rape.

SKAMPOE
02-14-2010, 03:42 AM
man livin in pr after livin here was real fucked up, cuz even with no phobias just chillen u would get sum sort of bug crawlin on u and u diont know whut it is so u start freakin out in public n shit takin ya shirt off n all dat, yes me str8 buggin!!!

for the tyson n holyfield fight, the first one, me n jig n time in the island watchin the fight at ma cousins alfresco pizza parlor and man shit got wild...

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-14-2010, 03:46 AM
tHE PICKLE TOOK HER VIRGINITY PLUS MAURY GAVE HER PICKLE THERAPY BACK STAGE AFTYER SHOW

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2010, 03:47 AM
PR has lots of Lizards.

SKAMPOE
02-14-2010, 03:51 AM
tHE PICKLE TOOK HER VIRGINITY PLUS MAURY GAVE HER PICKLE THERAPY BACK STAGE AFTYER SHOW
yo man maury be beastin mad poon back stage im sure, duke practically dry humps the fine hoes on stage n shit lmao
PR has lots of Lizards.




thats right u wen tthere, did u see the big black beetles that fly into u tryna tackle u n shit hahahaha i hate thos

diggy
02-14-2010, 03:52 AM
Have you ever looked into a container or anything holding liquid and you could not see to the bottom of it cuz the sides of it do not let light in and your imagination ran wild with what could be in there or something like that?

I hate that.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-14-2010, 03:57 AM
mAURY SHOW IS JUST A PLOY FOR MAURY TO GET CCHICKS OON DA REBOUND WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT LEROY OR JAMAL IS NOT THE FATHER

diggy
02-14-2010, 03:59 AM
^^

hahahaha

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-14-2010, 04:01 AM
On STAGE HE SOOTHES THEM WITH STROKING THEIR BACK..BUT BACKSTAGE HE SOOTHES THEM WITH STROKING THEIR BACK







































WITH HIS COCK

SKAMPOE
02-14-2010, 04:12 AM
@ DIGSTER

i do that with all dark liquids, thats y i only drink clear liquids such as sprite n juices made by my so i know wats in there

diggy
02-14-2010, 04:18 AM
@ DIGSTER

i do that with all dark liquids, thats y i only drink clear liquids such as sprite n juices made by my so i know wats in there



Canned beer does that to me.

I could drink colas though. I could drink coffee.

I must look more into this though cuz it does not work all the time.

TSA
02-14-2010, 04:19 AM
LMAO at Killbot! HGAAAAHAHAHa

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-14-2010, 04:32 AM
yEA BEFORE I GET A DRINK I WASH OUT THE CUP ND LOOK INTO WATEVER I POUR INTO THEIR BECAUSE ILLUMINATI WANT ME DEAD BCUZ OF YOUTUBE POSTS ABOUT JAY-Z

diggy
02-14-2010, 04:35 AM
I take a dump and look at it.

I don't think I ever take a dump and not look at it.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-14-2010, 04:38 AM
I take a dump and look at it.

I don't think I ever take a dump and not look at it.

wHEN I TAKE A SHIT I STROKE MY PUBIC HAIRS IDK WHY IT JUST HAPPENS

SKAMPOE
02-14-2010, 04:45 AM
who has pubes in the ohten

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-14-2010, 05:10 AM
mEN OF VALOR THTS WHO

yonder
02-14-2010, 05:43 AM
skampoe:

lT__DlEFpes

SKAMPOE
02-14-2010, 01:33 PM
thats grosss

Uncle Steezo
02-14-2010, 01:39 PM
elephants are naturally scared of mice.

i'd pay to see omar hop his big ass up on a chair.
awwww man we better never met IRL nigga. ima have a prank fo yo ass.

SID
02-14-2010, 02:39 PM
Not prepared to quote the shit

little ruger is the new fermi paradox

5hundred&one
02-14-2010, 03:17 PM
lT__DlEFpes

^hahahahahha

got damn, that's the funniest shit

it took that nigga 5 minutes to kill a beetle

Frank Sobotka
02-14-2010, 03:53 PM
Apocolosymphosis is the fear of turning into a pumpkin.
Weirdest phobia I've ever heard about

Giflord
02-14-2010, 04:51 PM
skampoe:

lT__DlEFpes

That nigga from the hood and he got a motherfuckin tripod??

Huggasaurus Sex
02-14-2010, 06:34 PM
Have you ever looked into a container or anything holding liquid and you could not see to the bottom of it cuz the sides of it do not let light in and your imagination ran wild with what could be in there or something like that?

I hate that.

It could be you do or don't consciously remember the rape, but someone abused you, imo, possibly with a dick, an opaque container or while you were getting it with the dick all you saw was a nearby opaque container in the background and associated the opaque container with rape.

INF
02-14-2010, 06:39 PM
snakes