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beautifulrock
02-15-2010, 12:55 PM
Silent Bob gets booted.

In the film world, Kevin Smith is larger than life. And in the real world, he's too big (http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Double-Whopper-With-Cheese-990-Calories/115.html) to fly on an airplane. The director, actor and comedian was escorted off an airplane Saturday because he could not fit comfortably in his seat.
Smith boarded a flight from Oakland to Burbank, Ca, but was soon escorted off the flight because he was encroaching upon the comfort of his fellow passengers.
"If a customer cannot comfortably lower the armrest and infringes on a portion of another seat, a customer seated adjacent would be very uncomfortable and a timely exit from the aircraft in the event of an emergency might be compromised if we allow a cramped, restricted seating arrangement," Southwest said.
Of course, Smith was not happy about it. The Mallrats director took to Twitter (http://twitter.com/THatkevinsmith) soon after with a series of rants.
"I broke no regulation, offered no 'safety risk' (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?)" he wrote. "I saw someone bigger than me on THAT flight! But I wasn't about to throw a fellow Fatty under the plane as I'm being profiled. But he & I made eye contact, & he was like 'Please don't tell...'"
"Don't worry," he added. "[The] wall of the plane was opened & I was airlifted out while Richard Simmons supervised."
Southwest Airlines said they called Smith to offer their "heartfelt apologies," but reiterated that his removal was for the "safety and comfort of all customers."
Smith has now joked he wants to start a boycott of the airlines, and says that he will try to never fly Southwest again.
"The SouthwestAir Diet. How it works: you're publicly shamed into a slimmer figure. Crying the weight right off has never been easier!"




http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Kevin-Smith-Tossed-from-Plane-for-Being-Too-Fat/34813.html

INF
02-15-2010, 01:23 PM
STILL THOUGH HE HAS A HOT WIFE. As soon as I read the title I guessed Kevin Smith.lol



http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Premiere+Zack+Miri+Make+Porno+Arrivals+TIFF+StsEyn NS6Kbl.jpg

11th Chamber
02-15-2010, 01:50 PM
^^ whats hot about her exactly? Not seeing it

Lex Lugor
02-15-2010, 01:57 PM
he got really fat while filming zak and miri is it called? yea i saw him on a webisode like a month before it came out that nigga was huge

food for thought
02-15-2010, 02:06 PM
^^ whats hot about her exactly? Not seeing it

lol same here

INF
02-15-2010, 02:19 PM
okay look , what kind of bitch do you expect him to pull? Have ya'll seen Clerks 2? She looked bangin in there. She aight. I guess when you think about the fact thats his wife is what I'm saying.


my caps lock got stuck when I typed that last post.I aint got a hard dick for the bitch or anything.



stubby fat dude + thin blonde that is in movies = wtfffffffffffffffff

Professor Poopsnagle
02-15-2010, 02:20 PM
http://spaceghetto.org/images/fatty.gif

EAGLE EYE
02-15-2010, 02:24 PM
Hes not that fat. I mean I've seen larger men on this very forum here.



In my dream world, fat people would get put in train cars and shipped across the country like livestock so us normal sized people could fly with out all that stench and discomfort.

food for thought
02-15-2010, 02:26 PM
Hes not that fat. I mean I've seen larger men on this very forum here.
.

lol

skampoe, u probably get mad shit when u try to fly.

Frank Sobotka
02-15-2010, 02:36 PM
^^ whats hot about her exactly? Not seeing it
Hot for a fatfuck like him

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-15-2010, 02:53 PM
thats racist!!

IrOnMaN
02-15-2010, 05:04 PM
Aren't big people suppose to purchase two seats?

yonder
02-15-2010, 05:09 PM
"stubby fat dude + thin blonde that is in movies = wtfffffffffffffffff"
"Hot for a fatfuck like him"

i dont get it. does she look better cuz hes ugly? and would it be the first time some woman get together with a man for his cash? fucking retards

Teh KillaBee
02-15-2010, 05:16 PM
hope they pushed his fatass out at 35,000 feet imo

SKAMPOE
02-15-2010, 05:52 PM
kj's wife was hawt as fuck in jay n silent bob...


me

i fly alot and have never got any shit, but then again im flying wit ma goons so the dont even bother chekin our seat belts or non of that, just bring ma likka hoe n shut the fuck up!!!

i have pics of us n vid footage, i'll post soon hahahahaha its funny cuz i have pics n footage of any pridicament ya try n put me on...

Blackula Spectacula
02-15-2010, 05:54 PM
STILL THOUGH HE HAS A HOT WIFE. As soon as I read the title I guessed Kevin Smith.lol



http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Premiere+Zack+Miri+Make+Porno+Arrivals+TIFF+StsEyn NS6Kbl.jpg

You think thats hot? ew.

Olive Oil Goombah
02-15-2010, 06:00 PM
who the fuck cares who he is married to

Teh KillaBee
02-15-2010, 06:01 PM
*hopes their both incapable of reproducing

SKAMPOE
02-15-2010, 06:01 PM
hahaha this nigga is mad cuz hes thin and cant find any one to sexually love him like his daddy use to

11th Chamber
02-15-2010, 06:03 PM
i fly alot and have never got any shit, but then again im flying wit ma goons so the dont even bother chekin our seat belts or non of that, just bring ma likka hoe n shut the fuck up!!!



I doubt u call the shots when u fly

EAGLE EYE
02-15-2010, 06:04 PM
hahah if he gets spooked over a mouse, imagine what becomes of him when the plane hits major turbulence.



wet pants.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-15-2010, 06:30 PM
You think thats hot? ew.Yeah what the f, that's not hot.

EAGLE EYE
02-15-2010, 06:36 PM
Not the kind of hot you want to touch

beautifulrock
02-15-2010, 06:50 PM
she's hot, a hot mess, I bet that jaw could crack walnuts.

EAGLE EYE
02-15-2010, 06:52 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2nauteg.gif


^HAHAHAHAHAHHAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!