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Lex Lugor
02-17-2010, 02:53 AM
so im chillin at this house party, not too big, bunch of homies, handful of wimmens, everybody is spread out, doin whatever, bullshittin and whatnot. this dude who i know but i dont know is chatting up this girl they invited from the internet actually and i seen her profile from another friend, i thought she was cute. so its like five guys not including this guy or myself, maybe seven niggas in the living room and this girl. and theres actually other girls roaming around, it wasnt no crazy dickfest, 7 to one noodles and shit but this was just how it was, and i guess (or i originally thought) just like myself, the other dudes just wanted to chill and wasnt really trying to bone. so were all drinking, dudes are smoking, there was a piece couple joints goin around, i aint hit em though cause i dont smoke. anyway this guy and the girl end up getting up and heading for the bedroom, which is right out of the living room and by now all of us are kind of gone, cats were doin lines, all of us were shitfaced. they go in the room, we notice, givin the thumbs up, ooo'n and shit like that. even after a few moments pass by, the focus is still on this guy fucking the girl in the next room, so one dude (who i also kinda know but i aint down with this dumb ass nigga) he creeps up to the door, listens for another moment, and then creaks the door and tries to fuck with his homie (who he is actually good friends with, and i just kind of know of both of em...) he tells his homie jokingly, "hey cris, you need a hand hommie or what?" and then follows with sometyhing like "you guys are making me horny as hell" and yes this cats faggot name is spelled like that... now im sitting there thinking 'this cockblogkin nigga should end up getting smacked', the other guys were laughing enjoying the shit.
the girl ends up saying "yea you should come in here" im sitting there thinking what the fuck.
now i dont know what yall standards are but i aint with that shit, i wouldnt get off with one of my dudes anywhere near me, i mean at least not engaging in the same sexual act and shit. i dont give a fuck if were on each end of the bitch...
so im fucking perplexed as he walks into the room, like wowzers i aint never been around no shit like this before... and this story got hella long, yo like three other cats walked into that room one after another and fucked that fucking girl. they were asking around too i was like nah i aint wit it and left soon after.. now i enjoy pornos just like this very often, bitches getting crazy sexed and shit but yo, this was a normal girl who (i guess) was just horny as these handful of niggas but it got me thinking... and i already made peace with myself assuming that every girl im with has already sucked a bucket of dicks and i just gotta deal with that but i mean shit like this went down out of nowhere, to this girl that i myself would have hit up and shit, and i look at my girl and think of her getting drunk at a party cause she's kind of a party hopper and getting a fucking train ran on her by a bunch of homeboys rubbing on her in each others sweat and fucking come.. anyway that shit happened this weekend, and man i lost alot of respect for women

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 02:58 AM
yo u should of fucked her too for real..seriously...if u taggin a bitch u just dont check out ur mans cock n shit lol..u do ya thing with the bitch and ur man does his thing,simple..u fucking a girl remember,not ur homie.ya cant tell me ud rather think bout it, saying thats yuck, instead of gettin ya dick wet from some horny slut...just my opinion...
but i aint into taggin a girl with a family member like 12welve..that shits just weird to me..

ALCATRAZ
02-17-2010, 03:00 AM
Logg off kellogs

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 03:05 AM
http://www.hanci.com/app/webroot/files/World_Aids_Day_Ribbon.png

Lex Lugor
02-17-2010, 03:06 AM
i dont know i felt naive after that for real
i would fuck the bitch after knowing she's been ran on fo sho
immediately after, depends on the circumstances...
but dude i dont want to cum with my friend

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 03:06 AM
I been in a situation when i was about 14 where like 9 of the boys and about 3 sluts were drinkin in a park,just crazy kids drinkin Wine out of the cask like poor cunts,mixin with lemonade n shit..this park was next to a public toilet and tennis court,was the middle of the day and theres like 70 yr old ladies playing tennis..this 1 bitch takes 1 of the boys next to the toilets and court and gives him head....this eventually turned into 9 muthafuckas lining up next to the court and toilets...once 1 had blown there load the next would go towards her and get there dick sucked..1 or 2 of them fucked her also and switched up also to her givin head and gettin fuckt doggy too,this was like a fuckin line up at the bank or something...as a 14 yr old this shit was mind blowing..but i seen alot of that around the area were i grew up at and the ppl was with..
SLUTS AY!

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 03:10 AM
but i aint into taggin a girl with a family member like 12welve..that shits just weird to me..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4FfIgXAIzJo/Sq5aXQZ9r8I/AAAAAAAAAOM/C7j7lHxz-5I/s320/1_62_scooby_doo%5B1%5D.jpg

Lex Lugor
02-17-2010, 03:13 AM
robbie is that the one you got pinned on your sweater vest right now or que?

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 03:14 AM
taggin-fuckin a girl with a friend..
tag team shit..
slut punishment..

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 03:21 AM
in those situations girls like that need to be taught a lesson,she deserves no respect..make sure u blow all over her face and hair,pull her hair..choke her-unless its too agressive for her,but guaranteed if a girl is into gettin tagged and run on shes the type that wants to be dominated.
Slap that bitches ass hard so it leaves big red hand prints.fuck that pussy so it hurts her....lol
itll teach her a lesson and she might think twice about being a lil ganga bitch..

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-17-2010, 04:09 AM
in those situations girls like that need to be taught a lesson,she deserves no respect..make sure u blow all over her face and hair,pull her hair..choke her-unless its too agressive for her,but guaranteed if a girl is into gettin tagged and run on shes the type that wants to be dominated.
Slap that bitches ass hard so it leaves big red hand prints.fuck that pussy so it hurts her....lol
itll teach her a lesson and she might think twice about being a lil ganga bitch..

dOOD U WATCH WAY TOO MUCH PORN.

hom1e
02-17-2010, 05:09 AM
i already made peace with myself assuming that every girl im with has already sucked a bucket of dicks and i just gotta deal with that

So what? Stuff your dick too and cum inside add another to her collection :D

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 05:20 AM
dOOD U WATCH WAY TOO MUCH PORN.
nah not really its just the truth lil man,what u wanna kiss and buy roses for a girl like that..tell her how much u love her after shes copped 3 loads from 3 different guys?lol..go right ahead..

TeknicelStylez
02-17-2010, 07:44 AM
Let's talking about running train with hundreds of guys on the interweb



THREAD FAILED

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 07:51 AM
is reality..happens..bitches like that deserve there pussies fucked red raw so they walkin with there legs a meter apart..

Queen Of Poetry
02-17-2010, 08:21 AM
EEWW that is just nasty. I hope she was wasted and doesn't do shit like that sober. I'm glad u ain't get in that. What a mess!!!!!!!!!!

Huggasaurus Sex
02-17-2010, 09:12 AM
so wait. the guy who had got his dick sucked by a hot slut is the "faggot" but not the one who passed on the blunt and went home early cuz he was uncomfortable about his friends all banging a hot slut nearby.

i mean, the one that thought to himself "wowzers i aint never been around no shit like this before" ... that one's not the faggot?

can you clear that up for me

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 09:35 AM
maaaaan we used to have str8 up caligula orgies when i was young and reckless. right there on the livingroom on the floor.

i had this one hardcore white bitch, who later revealed she grew up in a satanic cult and i assume was abused, used to suck dick on command. i mean literally we sit there watching tv and say "hey misty, come hear and suck my dick for a while." she would do it and then say some nasty shit between slurps like "my pussy is dripping wet, is gonna somebody fuck me or what?" so either my boy and sometimes my roomate would doggy her.

it was weird because it became so normal and mundane that at any given time sex was happening somewhere in our apt.

anyway luke has slutophobia and should hook up with lacey and start a support group.

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 09:41 AM
EEWW that is just nasty. I hope she was wasted and doesn't do shit like that sober. I'm glad u ain't get in that. What a mess!!!!!!!!!!

being wasted is just an excuse. drug/alcohol just releases your inner desires.
sober freaks get my respect cause they have the strength and confidence to go get what they want and disregard how others feel about it.

i had this one freak who refused to get fucked up cause she said she wanted to remember everything she did and masturbate to the memory.

i cried.

Queen Of Poetry
02-17-2010, 10:12 AM
being wasted is just an excuse. drug/alcohol just releases your inner desires.
sober freaks get my respect cause they have the strength and confidence to go get what they want and disregard how others feel about it.

i had this one freak who refused to get fucked up cause she said she wanted to remember everything she did and masturbate to the memory.

i cried.


Wow where the hell do ya'll live? I ain't never seen no shit like this, I've never heard anyone talk about this happening. I feel like I live in a bubble.

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 10:28 AM
Wow where the hell do ya'll live? I ain't never seen no shit like this, I've never heard anyone talk about this happening. I feel like I live in a bubble.
the most powerrful truth i learned when it comes to sex is that when you let your own guard down and talk frankly about what you want/like sexually, it gives everyone else the confidence to do the same. the skill lies in balancing a matter of factly attitude with an air of vulnerablitiy cause you don't want to seem to aggressive.

if the other person has the potential to be a freak you can unlock that potential by being a freak yourself. if you want her to take her clothes off, then you take yours off 1st and act like nothing is wrong with it and grin sheepishly.

i tried that technique on you last week but you are too repressed. in person, it would have worked but i can't give you "the look" on the internet.

Queen Of Poetry
02-17-2010, 10:44 AM
the most powerrful truth i learned when it comes to sex is that when you let your own guard down and talk frankly about what you want/like sexually, it gives everyone else the confidence to do the same. the skill lies in balancing a matter of factly attitude with an air of vulnerablitiy cause you don't want to seem to aggressive.

if the other person has the potential to be a freak you can unlock that potential by being a freak yourself. if you want her to take her clothes off, then you take yours off 1st and act like nothing is wrong with it and grin sheepishly.

i tried that technique on you last week but you are too repressed. in person, it would have worked but i can't give you "the look" on the internet.


Negro u ain't tried nuthin stop frontin.

I'm all about being open with mines. I have no problem saying what I want and how I want it.

I guess if u into having 4 dudes run up in u 1 after the other or if u 1 of the dudes that does that, then live ur life. That's not for me.

ALCATRAZ
02-17-2010, 10:59 AM
i had this one freak who refused to get fucked up cause she said she wanted to remember everything she did and masturbate to the memory.

i cried.

ahaAAHHHAAHAHhAHAhaa

ALCATRAZ
02-17-2010, 11:01 AM
if the other person has the potential to be a freak you can unlock that potential by being a freak yourself. if you want her to take her clothes off, then you take yours off 1st and act like nothing is wrong with it and grin sheepishly.

true... if u wanna stick it in her pooper u dont ask, u tell her 2 turn around and spread em... most wimmins like the domination proclamation

Lex Lugor
02-17-2010, 01:35 PM
see style, thats fantastic, the freak you knew, and this bitch was a hot little whore herself clearly, which is also fantastic, but i couldnt like 'yea lets go get my dick sucked while my friend is fucking her' i couldnt go through with it, and up until this point i have never directly been around such a thing. it happened so quickly which caught me off guard, oh and after all was said and done everyone left dood..

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 02:06 PM
when you get old like me you'll wish you had those fond memories to sit back and throw on a shit eating grin.


and unless you worried about suddenly releasing suppressed gay feelings, i don't understand what the big deal is.
yeah you can see my dick, yeah i can see yours. but you know what...? they both are going inside of a woman and that feels fantastic.

it can get kinda confusing if you think about shit like this though....
sometimes when running a train you can develop a symbiosis that is transferred thru the chicks body.

like the BJ/doggy combo. you quickly discover that the better she gets fucked the better she sucks and vice versa.
a push pull rhythm develops between you and ur boy. involutarily pleasuring eachother.
then you might reach forward and push on her hips or if you're in back, grab her hair and force her head down.

idk man i guess it boils down to what you are comfortable with. some people don't even like to be touched or touch others. but with my cousins and couple of very close friends i can do shit like this and nobody feels anything besides brotherly love.
http://www.teenfx.com/interviews/images/outlawz2.jpg

me, i know i'm not attracted to men nor want to have sex with them so anything that may be viewed as homo is strictly coincidental or intentional in a humorous "keep you on your toes" way.


running trains is a bonding ritual. if you want to get deep with it you can preform sex majick, meaning you can set an intent like "we will get money" or "we will win the basketball game this friday" and then focus on that intention during the train especially while busting a nut.

during sex your mind is in a charged state that is open to the universal information grid. this is mostly because you are setting an intent to bring forth a soul into this plane (making a baby). dso this is a perfect opportunity to bring forth other things.

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 02:51 PM
Wow where the hell do ya'll live? I ain't never seen no shit like this, I've never heard anyone talk about this happening. I feel like I live in a bubble.


This is why you aren't considered a real New Yorker yet.

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 09:06 PM
when you get old like me you'll wish you had those fond memories to sit back and throw on a shit eating grin.


and unless you worried about suddenly releasing suppressed gay feelings, i don't understand what the big deal is.
yeah you can see my dick, yeah i can see yours. but you know what...? they both are going inside of a woman and that feels fantastic.

it can get kinda confusing if you think about shit like this though....
sometimes when running a train you can develop a symbiosis that is transferred thru the chicks body.

like the BJ/doggy combo. you quickly discover that the better she gets fucked the better she sucks and vice versa.
a push pull rhythm develops between you and ur boy. involutarily pleasuring eachother.
then you might reach forward and push on her hips or if you're in back, grab her hair and force her head down.

idk man i guess it boils down to what you are comfortable with. some people don't even like to be touched or touch others. but with my cousins and couple of very close friends i can do shit like this and nobody feels anything besides brotherly love.
http://www.teenfx.com/interviews/images/outlawz2.jpg

me, i know i'm not attracted to men nor want to have sex with them so anything that may be viewed as homo is strictly coincidental or intentional in a humorous "keep you on your toes" way.


running trains is a bonding ritual. if you want to get deep with it you can preform sex majick, meaning you can set an intent like "we will get money" or "we will win the basketball game this friday" and then focus on that intention during the train especially while busting a nut.

during sex your mind is in a charged state that is open to the universal information grid. this is mostly because you are setting an intent to bring forth a soul into this plane (making a baby). dso this is a perfect opportunity to bring forth other things.

hahah no doubt..best explanation ive heard.

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 09:19 PM
me and my boys used to do that shit all the time. it became like a competition to see who could bring the finest chick back to the crib and "set her out" meaning let everyone hit. we ususally keep the the number of dicks invoved to 3 or less but it has been 5 deep before.

man at one point i thought every girl i met was a stone cold freak. but later i realized, and was told this by a couple of girls, that i was radiating a freaky vibe and that attracted freaky women.

you know how you can look into a girls eyes and know she'd prolly lick your asshole if u asked her to? well i guess I was walkin round town with that look. lol

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 09:35 PM
me and my boys used to do that shit all the time. it became like a competition to see who could bring the finest chick back to the crib and "set her out" meaning let everyone hit. we ususally keep the the number of dicks invoved to 3 or less but it has been 5 deep before.

http://images.fok.nl/upload/van_wilder_5.jpg


man at one point i thought every girl i met was a stone cold freak. but later i realized, and was told this by a couple of girls, that i was radiating a freaky vibe and that attracted freaky women.


http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1744/screenshot20100217at103.png


you know how you can look into a girls eyes and know she'd prolly lick your asshole if u asked her to? well i guess I was walkin round town with that look. lol

http://img4.southernliving.com/i/2006/08/morgan-freeman-delta/morgan-freeman-portrait-m.jpg








ohhh I know that look bud

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 09:44 PM
yeah you see it ever morning when you pout your lips and do your daily 8mile freestyle battle warmup routine in the mirror.

the perfect thing to get psyched up for a long day of reading geek blogs
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1244629311_gifbin-eminem_vs_bruno.gif

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 09:51 PM
lmao @ warm up..



if you only knew what i do to get ready for mssg boarding.. it aint pretty glitta boy

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 09:57 PM
lmao @ warm up..



if you only knew what i do to get ready for mssg boarding.. it aint pretty glitta boy

tell me all about it. one finger or two?
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/THISGONBGUD.gif

J-Cee
02-17-2010, 10:04 PM
ahh i love them freak bitches..

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-17-2010, 10:06 PM
so im chillin at this house party, not too big, bunch of homies, handful of wimmens, everybody is spread out, doin whatever, bullshittin and whatnot. this dude who i know but i dont know is chatting up this girl they invited from the internet actually and i seen her profile from another friend, i thought she was cute. so its like five guys not including this guy or myself, maybe seven niggas in the living room and this girl. and theres actually other girls roaming around, it wasnt no crazy dickfest, 7 to one noodles and shit but this was just how it was, and i guess (or i originally thought) just like myself, the other dudes just wanted to chill and wasnt really trying to bone. so were all drinking, dudes are smoking, there was a piece couple joints goin around, i aint hit em though cause i dont smoke. anyway this guy and the girl end up getting up and heading for the bedroom, which is right out of the living room and by now all of us are kind of gone, cats were doin lines, all of us were shitfaced. they go in the room, we notice, givin the thumbs up, ooo'n and shit like that. even after a few moments pass by, the focus is still on this guy fucking the girl in the next room, so one dude (who i also kinda know but i aint down with this dumb ass nigga) he creeps up to the door, listens for another moment, and then creaks the door and tries to fuck with his homie (who he is actually good friends with, and i just kind of know of both of em...) he tells his homie jokingly, "hey cris, you need a hand hommie or what?" and then follows with sometyhing like "you guys are making me horny as hell" and yes this cats faggot name is spelled like that... now im sitting there thinking 'this cockblogkin nigga should end up getting smacked', the other guys were laughing enjoying the shit.
the girl ends up saying "yea you should come in here" im sitting there thinking what the fuck.
now i dont know what yall standards are but i aint with that shit, i wouldnt get off with one of my dudes anywhere near me, i mean at least not engaging in the same sexual act and shit. i dont give a fuck if were on each end of the bitch...
so im fucking perplexed as he walks into the room, like wowzers i aint never been around no shit like this before... and this story got hella long, yo like three other cats walked into that room one after another and fucked that fucking girl. they were asking around too i was like nah i aint wit it and left soon after.. now i enjoy pornos just like this very often, bitches getting crazy sexed and shit but yo, this was a normal girl who (i guess) was just horny as these handful of niggas but it got me thinking... and i already made peace with myself assuming that every girl im with has already sucked a bucket of dicks and i just gotta deal with that but i mean shit like this went down out of nowhere, to this girl that i myself would have hit up and shit, and i look at my girl and think of her getting drunk at a party cause she's kind of a party hopper and getting a fucking train ran on her by a bunch of homeboys rubbing on her in each others sweat and fucking come.. anyway that shit happened this weekend, and man i lost alot of respect for women

WHat is the gist of this story? It is an eyesore, and I can't bring myself to read it.

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 10:19 PM
WHat is the gist of this story? It is an eyesore, and I can't bring myself to read it.



He got the 8DZ

Uncle Steezo
02-17-2010, 10:21 PM
8DZ....HAHAHAHAHAHAZ!

geek alpha squad leader got shafted for the slang award.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-17-2010, 10:22 PM
Oh yeah, I remember AIDS.

I thought AIDS was some white man government myth, Like the sasquatch or some shit.

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 10:26 PM
Speaking of SassySquash..


I was watching McGyver episodes the other day and their is actually a sode where he gets his bitch ass chased off a russian military ship by that thang thang.



McGyver is such a doodlebug sometimes. Hes gotta sweet hair cut though.



dunn even invented the tornado punch
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234529964_macgyver_tornado_punch.gif

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-17-2010, 10:30 PM
One year of college, I watched McGuyver every Monday Wednesday and Friday before Media Planning class.

I think he fucked Teri Hatcher once.

He was smart, and his hair looked soft. No homo

Didn't he never use a gun because he killed a kid or some shit?

Lex Lugor
02-17-2010, 10:36 PM
yea doodlebugs is a good one
8DZ might be even better

mcgyver has a haircut that looks like it should be featured in the bitchass animals thread

EAGLE EYE
02-17-2010, 10:37 PM
If McGyver did in fact kill a kid, the kid probably deserved it.. and might of been wearing a hat that flaunted a flat brim lifestyle of rebellion.