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TSA
02-18-2010, 05:39 PM
having a large penis is nothing fun to brag about.
that shit really does suck in the end of the day.

1. you can't find rubbuhz that fit comfortably. Even the XXL does this thing where the ring part or whatever fucking chokes your meat. the discomfort and awkward feeling leads to not having a bone instantly.

2. you can fuck girls with tigh vagina comfortably. that shit's a fucking ordeal, really not worth it.

4. condoms always rip

im not trying to brag or whatever, cause its not cool. i think its stupid when dudes with little dicks try to act like they have BIG DIXXX cause that shits of no benefit what so ever. fuck big dicks

Drunken Monk
02-18-2010, 05:43 PM
get a life fagggg



fagggg




pussy gussy


puta mierda

Professor Poopsnagle
02-18-2010, 05:45 PM
I'm slightly above average, with a 7 incher, but most girls I know don't care about size that much as long as it's over 5" and they care more about the shape and way the penis looks.

SOAWF

TeknicelStylez
02-18-2010, 05:51 PM
Fags

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 05:55 PM
chop it off then faggot.
http://www.thatsphucked.com/PhuckedImages/Man%20Removes%20His%20Own%20Penis/3.jpg


i love my dicksize more that cappa does.

and once you get out of highschool and fuck more than the two HS girls you have fucked, you encounter women who not only can take a dick but enjoy taking big dick to the pussy and mouth.

learn how to use a condom too. your inexperience in using them is why they rip.

TSA
02-18-2010, 06:00 PM
or my dick is bigger then yours and im having sex with gorgeous petite white and authentically nubian women and your blowing your rotten sperm into bitches that have been having kids since sisqo you needle dick faggot.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-18-2010, 06:19 PM
Damn imagine being the black dude with a small penis LMAO. You get a girl back expected what shes expected, and she gets the black dude with a small dick. That must be crippling sexual pressure for any black guy with a small dick. It would almost make you not want to have sex.


On the other hand being the Asian with a big dick has got to be fucking awesome.

Having a big dick is a social advantage because if you have a big dick the people in your social circle WILL KNOW you have a big dick because it will come up in situations because girls talk and word spreads easily - therefore other girls in your social circle will be attracted 2 u because at the end of the day bitches LOVE BIG DICK

thats true so idk how u can say having a big dick is bad. chicks wanna experiance big dick and its always a plus in your name if u have one. I can only guess your big dick isnt getting you pussy like it should b

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 06:24 PM
so which is it?
do you like having a big dick or not?

i think we had this conversation before and back then you liked your penis.
but within a year or so you have physically and now verbally abused it.


what has your penis done to deserve this?




stay tuned folks. there is more to this story. i just know it.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FCxmZ9Q_TSQ/SadHQXE0gkI/AAAAAAAAAS0/2vmJnjh1xJc/s400/bill+oreilly.jpg

TSA
02-18-2010, 06:28 PM
i dont remember this conversation.
but the more telling this is that you do remember this conversation.
idk if your trying to ether me or make your self not be at a degraded state of defeat cause everyone is very aware that you're totally and completely inferior to me but dude leave me alone.

this is just going to end in you freaking out, becoming a laughing stock and then calming down again.

go away. i hard post in your threads, and if they go on for too long i dont read your posts. infact if they're not about me i dont read your posts.

just leave me alone cause this will end in you flailing in your own degenerate pheces on video and trying to prove your sons legitimacy. watch.
Damn imagine being the black dude with a small penis LMAO. You get a girl back expected what shes expected, and she gets the black dude with a small dick. That must be crippling sexual pressure for any black guy with a small dick. It would almost make you not want to have sex.


On the other hand being the Asian with a big dick has got to be fucking awesome.

Having a big dick is a social advantage because if you have a big dick the people in your social circle WILL KNOW you have a big dick because it will come up in situations because girls talk and word spreads easily - therefore other girls in your social circle will be attracted 2 u because at the end of the day bitches LOVE BIG DICK

thats true so idk how u can say having a big dick is bad. chicks wanna experiance big dick and its always a plus in your name if u have one. I can only guess your big dick isnt getting you pussy like it should b

why would you guess that? You see well versed in the dynamic black dick market, and its good to have girls think you have it so that they'll be curious and what not, but all the problems i listed are with the actual sex process.

i have a friend that says he stopped wearing condoms cause it'll just rip anyways and they dont fit and choke his shit.

the large sized ones, and i sympathized with this young ignorant black man cause he has like fuckin 6 kids and is 19.

but condoms aren't made for super bantous negrois, like band-aids and gloves. they're fuckin peach colored even.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-18-2010, 06:35 PM
ur friend has aids

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 06:36 PM
somebody said nigerians are born with aids.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-18-2010, 06:37 PM
Condoms fit me fine, but I quit wearing them when I was 16 because they make sex feel bad.

TeknicelStylez
02-18-2010, 06:47 PM
On some real shit it makes having a serious relationship difficult.

It's like having a lot of money, you don't know if the girl with you because she loves you or because she loves the face that you're blowing her back out everynight.

TSA
02-18-2010, 06:49 PM
^LOL boy yoo a foo.


8TLDz8FS_-A
im reppin ivory coast for today

praise the almitey W
02-18-2010, 06:49 PM
shit r u kidding me? this would be fun to have slappin all kinds of hoes with it and other niggas would be dissapointed that that pussy was torn up by me.
http://monstercockz.com/0911/pix/monstercock-shane-diesel-20.jpg

http://www.mandingovideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/1.jpg

TSA
02-18-2010, 07:07 PM
no dude, its not fun
then there's the womans fear of being blown out.

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 07:07 PM
i think this convo can be better validated by women and homosexuals.
do yall like big dix?

TSA
02-18-2010, 07:09 PM
why are you so angry tonight?

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 07:27 PM
my anger is directly proportional to your faggotry.

if you ain't a faggot then i ain't mad.

TSA
02-18-2010, 07:28 PM
alright man

gIapfq0Widc

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 07:37 PM
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Queen Of Poetry
02-18-2010, 08:04 PM
Shit I'm taking notes. Ladies love a big penis.

TeknicelStylez
02-18-2010, 08:11 PM
Was it you or ms rza that saw my dick Q, I think you seen it lol

Queen Of Poetry
02-18-2010, 08:14 PM
No. I saw Ben's. Ummm yeah pm me. LOL

kidding. Kisses

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-18-2010, 08:32 PM
why would you guess that?

Because your complaining about supposedly having a big dick, on account of condoms are annoying. Anyone getting pussy would be more happy with the fact they are getting pussy because they have a big dick, than the fact that condoms are annoying. Therefore = your not getting enough pussy, even though a big dick should guarentee you at least some.

This is probably because the white nebraskan chicks look at you like some dirty nigerian immgrant 2nd class citizen.


p.s everyone figured out they hated condoms at like 15, you only just figured out they suck? lol

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-18-2010, 08:34 PM
Dick Size is just part of you. Learn to like what you've got. Don't try to reverse psychology brag about it. If you've got a big dick there are advantages and disadvantages, if you have a small dick there are advantages and disadvantages. Otherwise we'd all have big dicks due to evolution...

Gay Thread is Gay

AcidPhosphate69
02-18-2010, 08:41 PM
Having a big dick is a social advantage because if you have a big dick the people in your social circle WILL KNOW you have a big dick because it will come up in situations because girls talk and word spreads easily - therefore other girls in your social circle will be attracted 2 u because at the end of the day bitches LOVE BIG DICK

Can anybody count how many times he said "big dick" in that sentence?

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 08:45 PM
Ladies love a big penis.

this is what i come to understand and thank jesus christ for every day.

the white nebraskan chicks look at you like some dirty nigerian immgrant 2nd class citizen.

haahahhaahahahahaha
the irony is he's not nigerian. he's american with nigerian relatives.

if you have a small dick there are advantages and disadvantages.
serious question.
what has your small dick done for you in life besides allowing you to wear skinny jeans?
i can't think of a single advantage to having a small dick, outside of some chick having a small dick fetish which may or may not be an urban legend.

TSA
02-18-2010, 09:01 PM
Because your complaining about supposedly having a big dick, on account of condoms are annoying. Anyone getting pussy would be more happy with the fact they are getting pussy because they have a big dick, than the fact that condoms are annoying. Therefore = your not getting enough pussy, even though a big dick should guarentee you at least some.

This is probably because the white nebraskan chicks look at you like some dirty nigerian immgrant 2nd class citizen.


p.s everyone figured out they hated condoms at like 15, you only just figured out they suck? lol
if you didnt have a popped balloon as a dick you'd know nobody gets pussy by having a big dick, by the time a girl sees your dick you're already getting pussy.

can you present a point of view as opposed to an angry 'revenge' tactic everytime you're allowed to speak to me. your in here to discuss my dick and you're very aware of that, show some respect

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-18-2010, 09:04 PM
HAHAAHhah u really ARENT getting pussy because you have a big dick HAHAhahaha

that sucks.

like i already explained, having a big dick does get u pussy because the bitches talk and their friends would know u have a big dick.

but im done having a discussion about your dick.

for now.

TSA
02-18-2010, 09:05 PM
most girls want a regular to small sized dick unless they've had like 5 kids. gavin, i've noticed all the poor black women you post have kids so yeah i can see them wanting a bigger penis, but normal undisgraceful non whore girls dont want their shit impaled by a fuckin 11 inch monster.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-18-2010, 09:06 PM
i guess thats a good way for you to psychologically cope with the fact that not even having a big dick can get you pussy.

but we all know its not true.

EAGLE EYE
02-18-2010, 09:11 PM
like i already explained, having a big dick does get u pussy because the bitches talk and their friends would know u have a big dick.

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925862210/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/26/large_superbad.jpg




preach! fogelbug

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-18-2010, 09:15 PM
^not the mama

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 09:20 PM
nigga ask them ivory coast bootyshakin broads what size dick they like.
and i'm willing to bet not a single one of them says small to average.

not a one.


i've had a big dick for almost 20 years and its been nothing but a blessing.



girls that can't handle it LEARN TO HANDLE IT because you TEACH them to handle it.


we talked about this before.
pussy stretching.
and YOU SAID PUSSY DON"T STRETCH ITS opens CAUSE SHE IS RELAXED.

so basically bitches don't feel comfortable having sex with you.

TeknicelStylez
02-18-2010, 09:20 PM
somebody cooley this homo thread already

Queen Of Poetry
02-18-2010, 09:27 PM
most girls want a regular to small sized dick unless they've had like 5 kids. gavin, i've noticed all the poor black women you post have kids so yeah i can see them wanting a bigger penis, but normal undisgraceful non whore girls dont want their shit impaled by a fuckin 11 inch monster.

Ha. True. I knew if I said we like big ones he would comment (so predictable). Guys care about they dick size. Why else do they always talk about it? Girls don't want to be hurt. And what matters is if u know what to do with it.

EAGLE EYE
02-18-2010, 09:27 PM
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Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 09:29 PM
somebody should collect all of derek's anatomy threads into one big virgin fail.

including hits like:
do girls pee out of the butt?
i beat my dick furiously why does it hurt?
pussy doesn't stretch how do babies come out?
how do i use a condom properly cause i keep catching aids?
why do i hate my dick size when cappa loves his?

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-18-2010, 09:36 PM
Queef knows what shes talking about guys. Shes seen enough dicks in her time.

Uncle Steezo
02-18-2010, 09:38 PM
Ha. True. I knew if I said we like big ones he would comment (so predictable). Guys care about they dick size. Why else do they always talk about it? Girls don't want to be hurt. And what matters is if u know what to do with it.

u ain't slick.
stop lying to the seedz.

you want a dick that fills your cootchie up and can reach the cervix.
and if its all about what you do with it would it be better or worse for a guy who knows how to fuck with a big dick or knows how to fuck with a small dick?
http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-73.gif

and some girls do want to be hurt.

yes guys care about dick size. i'm proud of mine and wont hesitate to show it off.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
02-19-2010, 04:24 AM
this is what i come to understand and thank jesus christ for every day.


haahahhaahahahahaha
the irony is he's not nigerian. he's american with nigerian relatives.


serious question.
what has your small dick done for you in life besides allowing you to wear skinny jeans?
i can't think of a single advantage to having a small dick, outside of some chick having a small dick fetish which may or may not be an urban legend.

dudes wit big dicks can wear skinny jeans...u need the ones that stretch tho if u got them regular jean ones then u got the pencil dick

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-19-2010, 07:18 AM
^^This little bitch is already an expert on dicks and skinny jeans

Queen Of Poetry
02-19-2010, 07:22 AM
yes guys care about dick size. i'm proud of mine and wont hesitate to show it off.

We know......

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-19-2010, 07:24 AM
Queen, do you like a little finger in the anus when a guy is going down on you?

I don't mean full inertion, but just like up to the first knuckle?

Queen Of Poetry
02-19-2010, 07:30 AM
Queen, do you like a little finger in the anus when a guy is going down on you?

I don't mean full inertion, but just like up to the first knuckle?


Ummm no comment.:*

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-19-2010, 07:34 AM
I know how to call them.

My girl is just starting to let her anal guard now after 2 years. She's coming around.

Queen Of Poetry
02-19-2010, 07:41 AM
LOL @ anal guard. Ur a mess!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-19-2010, 07:43 AM
I'm a little insulted you left out the "hot". Don't deny the hotness of the mess that is me.

Queen Of Poetry
02-19-2010, 07:46 AM
Ha. Oh my bad. Ur a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!

SKAMPOE
02-19-2010, 08:03 AM
why are you so angry tonight?

my anger is directly proportional to your faggotry.

if you ain't a faggot then i ain't mad.
jhahahahahahahahahahahaha shit
somebody should collect all of derek's anatomy threads into one big virgin fail.

including hits like:
do girls pee out of the butt?
i beat my dick furiously why does it hurt?
pussy doesn't stretch how do babies come out?
how do i use a condom properly cause i keep catching aids?
why do i hate my dick size when cappa loves his?
hahahahahahah dont forget the classical I TASTE SEMEN THREAD

Queen Of Poetry
02-19-2010, 12:43 PM
Queen knows what shes talking about guys. Shes seen enough dicks in her time.

**giving u my mean mug**

}:T

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-19-2010, 12:45 PM
:f

Queen Of Poetry
02-19-2010, 02:43 PM
Ur actually being nice? Is it my birthday? Christmas? R u sick? Did u mean to post after someone else?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
02-19-2010, 04:31 PM
serious question.
what has your small dick done for you in life besides allowing you to wear skinny jeans?
i can't think of a single advantage to having a small dick, outside of some chick having a small dick fetish which may or may not be an urban legend.

I don't know, I'm being pragmatic. I'm not going to brag I have a huge dick to a guy online (But I will to a chick online). I'll say I have a tiny two knuckle dick if its less intimidating to your belief that whites have small dicks. Fuck do I care, you won't believe anything other than assumption anyhow. End of the day you're still making clothes or whatever you do, so I'm still more masculine. Charlize Theron in Northcountry is more a man than you and shes a hot piece of pink meat. White people are naturally tougher then black people. Fact.

I don't wear skinny jeans, I wear cords, chinos, or regular fit jeans (which albeit are not very loose because i have strong legs. Nothing gay there. I feel like you wear some tight jeans though. STYLISTICALLY you'd rock tight jeans before me.