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Taskmaster
10-01-2005, 12:35 PM
New element found

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium."

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay but instead, it undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypocritical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

TeknicelStylez
10-01-2005, 12:41 PM
ROFLMAO

Thats classic

arcane
10-01-2005, 12:49 PM
Lmao

GanzEinfach
10-01-2005, 01:08 PM
Hahaha classic
:clap:

iNtell3kT
10-01-2005, 02:42 PM
lol......

shaolin swords
10-01-2005, 02:56 PM
LOL iam LMFAI.

thwak
10-01-2005, 03:24 PM
that's fucking great!

MantiZ
10-02-2005, 06:00 AM
Roflcopters!!!!!

Weak
10-02-2005, 03:24 PM
Wait... Is that a real element? or is it have something to do with the government? I dont really know. Governmentium... What kind of a fucking name is that?

G-Gka-Genius
10-02-2005, 03:26 PM
thats not a new element. been around fo years

urban_angel
10-02-2005, 03:31 PM
Lmao!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Funk_Dock
10-02-2005, 05:33 PM
I was actually beleivin it till the 3rd paragraph.....and i take chemistry lol nice one

Murdah Piff
10-03-2005, 01:47 AM
Wait... Is that a real element? or is it have something to do with the government? I dont really know. Governmentium... What kind of a fucking name is that? FOR FUCKS SAKE

YOU GOT GOVERNMETIUM LIKE ELEMENTS IN YOUR BRAIN SONDULAH

Taskmaster
10-03-2005, 12:33 PM
lol

Prince Rai
10-03-2005, 12:44 PM
Wait... Is that a real element? or is it have something to do with the government? I dont really know. Governmentium... What kind of a fucking name is that?
oh man haha

its a joke