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AcidPhosphate69
02-24-2010, 01:48 PM
Fucking suck. I got one right now. It hurts like a bitch. The only bright side is the morphine they gave me at the hospital and the perscription for vicoden. I'm really not looking forward to passing this thing either.

Get this, the want me to piss into a jar and strain my urine for the stone. Like, I'm gonna piss in a cup and pour it through my colander. Better yet, I'll rig up some coffee filters and "purify" my urine. Fuck outta here, hospitals all requesting dumb shit of you.

I know, good story brah.

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 01:51 PM
U know I went to the hospital and they pulled a human being out of me......just saying.

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 01:58 PM
yeah they hurt. i had one and the pills were great. i was pissing and i heard a "tink" so i put my hand in a plastic bag and reached in and found a lil jagged pebble.

i named him rocky.

theys say that kidney stones are the closest to having a baby for men.
but i didn't feel a thing when i passed it. prolly cause my dick is soooooo big.

i still have it in the medical jar. i'll grab it an post pics.

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 01:59 PM
U know I went to the hospital and they pulled a human being out of me......just saying.


bet that dude took off like the road runner once he was free.

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 02:11 PM
theys say that kidney stones are the closest to having a baby for men.
but i didn't feel a thing when i passed it. prolly cause my dick is soooooo big.



Oh my.....

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 02:13 PM
bet that dude took off like the road runner once he was free.


Actually he's sitting right beside me........now what?

INF
02-24-2010, 02:16 PM
whats the first warning sign of getting a stone?

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 02:26 PM
a constant dull pain in the back or side.

mine felt like my back went out or i pulled a muscle in my back.
it got worse and worse till i couldn't even walk. thats when my wife damn near had to carry me to the ER. i was bout to call the amberlamps. shit hurts.

if you got one you'll know. its not something you can ignoe.

SKAMPOE
02-24-2010, 02:38 PM
U know I went to the hospital and they pulled a human being out of me......just saying.

bet that dude took off like the road runner once he was free.

Actually he's sitting right beside me........now what?
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 02:41 PM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Photo29.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 02:55 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha


We sound like we in elementary school. Ha.

AcidPhosphate69
02-24-2010, 02:56 PM
HAHA , oh wow that's crazy man. That thing is huge.

I had the killa stones once before and passing it was cake. Could have been the pills but I remember seeing a grayish pebble thing shoot out and I was fine after that.

QOP, I'm sure having a baby is pretty damn intense...I won't front on that but I tell ya, these things fuckin' smart man.

INF
02-24-2010, 02:58 PM
what causes stones at such a young age?

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 03:00 PM
what causes stones at such a young age?
drugs. diet.

its build up of toxins and whatnot that form a ball in your filter (kidney)

SKAMPOE
02-24-2010, 03:02 PM
soda, salt, any thing thats not water.... cranberry juice helps breakem down with out seein the doctor, but thats if u drink it frequently....

MENES
02-24-2010, 03:03 PM
worst pain i've ever had... and the only morphine given was injected in me and then they sent me home after a couple hours, i was luckey enough to piss it out at that time... ive passed 2 or 3 and never felt pain while acually pissing it out... aparently im one of the few luckey ones...

good luck i know im gonna need it too hahaha

IrOnMaN
02-24-2010, 03:14 PM
Luckily, I've never had them. I drink plenty of water, milk, and cranberry juice. I HOPE that I never get them.

I heard that dehydration is one of the leading causes of kidney stones, high protein diets, and low calcium intake.

INF
02-24-2010, 03:14 PM
oh I drink mad cranberry juice and water. I abused some drugs pretty hard in my early 20's though.

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 03:15 PM
QOP, I'm sure having a baby is pretty damn intense...I won't front on that but I tell ya, these things fuckin' smart man.

:stroke:

INF
02-24-2010, 03:19 PM
hahaha I seen my wife give birth to my babies and that aint no punk.Im cool with taking on whatever comes my way knowing I dont have to go through that shit. I seen her deliver normal and get cut open so......


I give it up to women for holding it down on that tip

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 03:23 PM
hahaha i seen my wife give birth to my babies and that aint no punk.im cool with taking on whatever comes my way knowing i dont have to go through that shit. I seen her deliver normal and get cut open so......


I give it up to women for holding it down on that tip


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ALCATRAZ
02-24-2010, 03:29 PM
yea it must b crazy having a fuckin human inside of you ahahaha what type of alien cyborg shit is that

SKAMPOE
02-24-2010, 03:31 PM
http://www.imagehut.net/images/abs21qg7w5pjppuhq0gu.gif (http://www.imagehut.net/images/abs21qg7w5pjppuhq0gu.gif)

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 03:53 PM
when i saw that cootchie open up and my sons head emerge, i involuntarily shrieked, "oh...my...god!" and then the tears. then a "wtf?!" when the aftabearth came out.

i cant even imagine a lemonhead coming out my dickhole and having a baby is more like a golfball coming out.

this is why i say that no dick can wreck a girl unless your dick is 20" weighs 8lb 10 oz.

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 04:03 PM
this is why i say that no dick can wreck a girl unless your dick is 20" weighs 8lb 10 oz.


Ha. They don't stay like that. See any woman that has gone thru birth knows the secret......when getting sewn back up u have them put extra stitches in to make it tighter........so all of ya'll that think a woman that has children isn't tight, that's not necessarily true. She may be tighter than a woman that has never given birth......

INF
02-24-2010, 04:08 PM
this is why i say that no dick can wreck a girl unless your dick is 20" weighs 8lb 10 oz.





One time I was around this older cat and it was a whole bunch of us mobbed around him jus chillin , you know. Well , this older cat started on about how aint nobody got a dick that will wreck a pussy when women be droppin babies. He said it dont matter what.I continued to believe this and then one time I was skeptikal cuz I broke off this lil young broad (19) and she had the tightest pussy and I felt like I just craked that shit wide open.


still though ...





oh..... while random porn browsing one time I happened to see this porno skit where they have a "racist" white chick get banged by a black dude and dude was mandingo status and he beat it till he made the bitches pussy pop and bleed. shit was disgusting. I seen it on efuckt now that I think about it.

INF
02-24-2010, 04:11 PM
Ha. They don't stay like that. See any woman that has gone thru birth knows the secret......when getting sewn back up u have them put extra stitches in to make it tighter........so all of ya'll that think a woman that has children isn't tight, that's not necessarily true. She may be tighter than a woman that has never given birth......




this is also sometimes true. Once I avoided boning this bitch cuz I knew she had a kid already and the way her thighs was after she was pregnant I was like "there aint no way" but I got up in it and surprised than a mf to find some tight pussy. Bitch said she did her keggle (sp?) exercises though too so ... you know...

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 04:11 PM
Ha. They don't stay like that. See any woman that has gone thru birth knows the secret......when getting sewn back up u have them put extra stitches in to make it tighter........so all of ya'll that think a woman that has children isn't tight, that's not necessarily true. She may be tighter than a woman that has never given birth......
oh no doubt.
how many extra stitches you get?
:list:

i'm just saying cats think they doin damage when the cootchie can handle so much more. thats why i just ignore the "stop it hurts"and keep pushin.











nah i'm playin. i let her get a 30 secs to compose her self then i get back to bidniss.

INF
02-24-2010, 04:13 PM
ahahahahahah fuck that shit I act like I aint hear shit.

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 04:13 PM
he made the bitches pussy pop and bleed. shit was disgusting. I seen it on efuckt now that I think about it.

brb.

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 04:25 PM
this is also sometimes true. Once I avoided boning this bitch cuz I knew she had a kid already and the way her thighs was after she was pregnant I was like "there aint no way" but I got up in it and surprised than a mf to find some tight pussy. Bitch said she did her keggle (sp?) exercises though too so ... you know...


:mmmyah::mmmyah:

SKAMPOE
02-24-2010, 04:26 PM
vagplatsyhttp://imagehut.net/images/8dv14tnolbkmtxc7s92.jpg

SKAMPOE
02-24-2010, 04:28 PM
Qop did it hurt?^

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 07:55 PM
Eeww seriously?

AcidPhosphate69
02-24-2010, 08:05 PM
i love vicodne and reefer. free post what what

ch-chef
02-24-2010, 08:09 PM
last year i had to have "surgery" for kidney stones. they fuckin hurt worse then anything i ever felt, i swear i pissed blood, straight blood no chaser for 2 weeks before i decided to the hospital. the first doctor ran a catheter with a camera on it straight up my dick, dude was like "some patients find it more comfortable if they clinch their toes", yeah that worked. for the surgery they did the same thing but instead of a camera it had a scraper on it, i was asleep tho, they scraped my kidneys like a damn fryin pan with cooked on eggs. when i woke up i felt like i had to piss 2 gallons but nothin came out, just more pain. even now i get a sharp pain but i just deal with it.

they wanted me to piss thru a strainer too and they gave me a big ass bucket to keep my piss, i did neither. but shit you got lucky with the vicodin, all they gave me was lortabs. i was killin them shits.

Queen Of Poetry
02-24-2010, 08:09 PM
Ha. Well u don't gotta brag.

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 11:53 PM
ahahahahahah fuck that shit I act like I aint hear shit.
repped for realness.

oDoUoSoKo
02-25-2010, 12:00 AM
my question is..how frequently after can you pet the panther, without pain..eloels.

NIGHT MAYOR
02-25-2010, 02:10 AM
the game of stiching up a puss can be like playing black jack.

NIGHT MAYOR
02-25-2010, 02:29 AM
the game of stiching up a puss can be like playing black jack.

INF
02-25-2010, 05:58 AM
the game of stitching up puss is like a sword fight

Queen Of Poetry
02-25-2010, 08:06 AM
How would ya'll know??????

Mai Wang Tu Phat
02-25-2010, 08:22 AM
I hear beer makes it come right out.

Queen Of Poetry
02-25-2010, 08:32 AM
Makes what come out?

Mai Wang Tu Phat
02-25-2010, 08:35 AM
The kidney stones.

Queen Of Poetry
02-25-2010, 08:41 AM
Really? Never knew that. Do women get them? Everyone seems to be male that is commenting.