View Full Version : Early 08- lets take it back!

02-24-2010, 06:16 PM

skampoe you are sincerely one of the greatest posters on here,
youve changed your style up for the better, keep on keeping on.
and the best of luck with your weight loss.

now, just wanting to take this thread on down the historical route.

Skampoe as we know him now, joined the site back in March 07.

At this time Wu Tang Corporation was experiencing a plethora of difficulties:

- denial of the disproportionate number of homosexuals posting.
- false sincerity and general consideration towards other members.
- the utmost respect for the Administration and Moderating staff
- and a dogmatic adherence to site rules.

Skampoe introduced himself and assumed the role of the unassuming Puerto Rican born, Connecticut raised homebody. There was an the faint smell of change, and possibly bacon, in the air whenever Skampoe set foot in a thread. At first it was his imaginative approach to punctuation, and then other fascinating and befuddling facets of the Skampoe character began to surface.

We now find ourselves in September 07, Wu Corp seems to be in a transitional phase, and Skampoe is at the heart of this overhaul.

September 24th, 2007 - Skampoe discovers the wonders of Google images and Wu Tang Corp is changed forever.

It was following this epiphany that Skampoe became affectionately, but unfairly, recognised as a the affable but ultimately useless 'Post Random Pictures Guy'. He would pop into threads, post a seemingly irrelevant picture (at times fairly confronting material) and duck out with the dexterity which is only observed in the erstwhile breed that is the Skamply.

However, Skampoe's fixation with photographic and animated images was fair deeper than the average Wu Corp degenerate could ever imagine. Cunningly Skampoe had created an aura of uselessness, of complete and utter redundancy, and it was upon this platform which Skampoe launched his attack.

His targets were varied and diverse, common only in the furious nature in which they were approached by the great man. Homosexual Threads: Heteroed, European Posters: Picture Sonned, English Latins: Derided, Corn Farming Negroes: Slain with but one immaculately crafted Corn Picking Picture.

The list could continue infinitely, and i would gladly do so if time permitted. However this story reaches even deeper into the psyche ofWu Tang Corporation.

Initially the reaction to such inflammatory and hostile posting was not positive, TheShaolinAssassin was extremely vocal in his opposition to Skampoe, as were many others. The late but great 'Affishal Gangsta Frum Nu Jersay' Mr. Tek Nickel Styles appeared to fear not only the breadth of Skampoes wit, but also the breadth of waistband.

Henceforth the backlash against Skampoe had reached its zenith, Mr. Styles created the now Infamous "Skampoe's So Fat..." thread. This thread commanded an amazing amount of traffic within its short life span in general chat, amassing an approximate total of over 400 Fat Jokes directly at Skamply. The Moderating team held an underground emergency assembly deep within the labyrinth that is the Moderators forum. In this discussion the decision was made (chiefly by the mysterious nazi figurehead Thomas Bee and San Francisco's very own Big Benjamin) to relegate thethread into the specially designed Dan Cooley Forum (named after a friend of Big Benjamin's, who was renowned for his furious elongated masturbation sessions, aided only by a jar of peanut butter and a tin of jelly).

Progress forward now to the Christmas period, Wu Tang Corp had become a veritable hot bed of amusing threads, in no small part as a result of Skampoe's proactive approach to posting andthread making. But twas the season of changing winds, and Skampoe underwent once again another mesmerizing transformation. As the new year presented itself, Skampoe emerged as a reinvigorated poster, with a multitude of previous unseen intricacies of his personality being revealed.

As if a beuatiful butterfly emerging from a 400 pound saturated fat cocoon, Skampoe effortlessly moved from thread to thread, entertaining the entire Wu Corp Community with humour, religious wisdom, musically proficiency, a keen sense of timing and a penchant for constructive discussion.

And this brings us to the current phase of the Great and Honourable man that is known in many circles simply as Skamply.

His transition from humour to intense serious political discussion is seamless, his diversity is unrivaled, his 'LOL' or "LMAO" inducing abilities are without peer.

He is truly one of the greatest posters that this site has ever had, i am, as a semi long term member of this site, am extremely honoured to have been in his presence for the past year.

I know many posters on here now feel the same way, and finally Skampoe is receiving the praise and respect that he was so unjustly and crueling denied during much of his early life on the Corp.


May your wu corp beard grow long, and your future be without limit, Thanks Friend .

Yours Thankfully,

Patrick Bateman.

i know realize how i've TOUCHED the lives of many....:learning:

02-24-2010, 08:02 PM
As if a beuatiful butterfly emerging from a 400 pound saturated fat cocoon, Skampoe effortlessly moved from thread to thread,


Bateman goes hard with the diatribe

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-24-2010, 08:13 PM
From fat cocoons '08, to dick-lint cocoons '09.

Its the circle of life, laundry day was 4 days ago, a beautiful acorn will sprout from that cocoon any time now.

Lex Lugor
02-24-2010, 08:24 PM
save us skampoe

Mumm Ra
02-24-2010, 08:40 PM
save us fat jesus

02-24-2010, 11:34 PM

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 11:41 PM
pat is one fickle lil lady.
ive seen rodeo cowboys take longer rides.

02-25-2010, 12:24 AM
pat is one fickle lil lady.
ive seen rodeo cowboys take longer rides.

Yet he gets under your Nutella-toned skin using the most unnerving and thinndicked-asynchronous approaches.

Your blood boils like Norwegian Hot Chocolate.

02-25-2010, 12:26 AM
nutella hmmmm yummoe

02-25-2010, 07:56 AM
The bigger they come, the harder they fall.

02-25-2010, 08:02 AM
Reading that was unnerving.

So many spelling and grammatical errors. Not to mention numerous usage errors.

02-25-2010, 10:28 AM
Do you still feel this way toward Omar?

02-25-2010, 11:10 AM
Nah, he's horrible now.

Gavin horrible.

02-25-2010, 12:32 PM
Wow Bateman your taking this very well.

02-25-2010, 05:50 PM
Did this homo just change his name to shallah justice?

02-25-2010, 05:54 PM
Reading that was unnerving.

So many spelling and grammatical errors. Not to mention numerous usage errors.

That was my intention. I was also drinking.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
02-25-2010, 05:56 PM
ohhhhh yeahhhhh, skampoe used to be entertaining. I forgot about that shit.