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Ghost In The 'Lac
02-24-2010, 08:29 PM
i was surprised how much of a pussy palace these places are

i'd never been ice skating before, but a girl friend rang me last night and offered to take me as she'd been watching olympics and got inspired and i was like NO SHIT SAME SAME LETS DO THIS

but shit, these places are the shit for meetin dirty skatin skeez, who are dirty but have really fine afleet bodies. espeically if u skate well, which I dont right now, but it was both of our first times but we both picked it up really quick 4 some reason, didnt even fall over. noticed alot of people around us who were SO FUCK YAR.

I also heard supposedly its some sort of gay visa requirement for working in Canada so i'm glad I went through with it even though I will never be visiting Canada, let alone working there.

So whats your cool ice rink stories guys! Are they as ruff as fuck as they are round here the one in BHX (no the one i went to 2day) is well known for stick up kids currupt cops and cracks rocks but I went to the Coventry one today, didnt get robbed.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/02/20/images/blades.jpg

probably because I bought my blades of glory swagger

EAGLE EYE
02-24-2010, 08:35 PM
I hope you wore a mouf guard.

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-24-2010, 08:37 PM
not a hockey fag.

im more of a peacock no homo guy no homo

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/2007_blades_of_glory_004.jpg

Lex Lugor
02-24-2010, 08:55 PM
theres an outdoor one here, right off the city blocks downtown, like sky scraper, skyscraper, concrete park area with out door skating rink, skyscraper
its dark with christmas lights hung all around from tree to tree in the nighttime
ive been there manytimes but never actually participated in skating
im sure gettin my ass in the rink would gain me xtra brownie points though
and of course in an location like that plump pussy is gonna be falling from the skies

EAGLE EYE
02-24-2010, 08:56 PM
Lacie's teef on ice.


Its Cold Chillin'


You couldn't get anymore hiphop than that in the UK.

SKAMPOE
02-24-2010, 11:36 PM
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha man

Uncle Steezo
02-24-2010, 11:36 PM
not a hockey fag.
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2006/07/03/gallery/teeth_zoom.jpg

Art Vandelay
02-24-2010, 11:39 PM
yeah lot's of pussy around, but you don't want to look like a retard out there. brush up on some skills.

Queen Of Poetry
02-25-2010, 08:10 AM
I take my daughter all the time in the winter. I don't know about the gay aspect of it, not really paying attention.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-25-2010, 08:58 AM
great way to meet 12-13 yr old girls huh?

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-25-2010, 09:44 AM
I take my daughter all the time in the winter. I don't know about the gay aspect of it, not really paying attention.

Queenie P knows where to find dick. Its like your 6th sense.


http://i50.tinypic.com/34o7lg2.jpg


yeah lot's of pussy around, but you don't want to look like a retard out there. brush up on some skills.

Are you trying to imply your nice on the ice?

If so, can you spread some of your knowledge on some basic techniques, like I said I had to pick it all up on the go as it was my first time. No homo that whole sentence.

SID
02-25-2010, 09:49 AM
Yeah there full of vaginas.

Just like Arabic weddings..


http://i46.tinypic.com/33xxxmq.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
02-25-2010, 09:49 AM
Yeah yeah yeah I like dick. I know where to find it......seems u do too.

Art Vandelay
02-25-2010, 09:02 PM
Are you trying to imply your nice on the ice?

If so, can you spread some of your knowledge on some basic techniques, like I said I had to pick it all up on the go as it was my first time. No homo that whole sentence.

I played ice hockey in high school.

Since you said you kind of got it down pat, learn to crossover when making turns. Pick 1 foot up over the other but still push off with the back foot. Hard to explain. Just watch the olympic speed skaters in their turns.

After you get a little better, learn to "hockey stop.". Skate at full speed then turn your body sideways digging your skates into the ice spraying snow much like a skier does when stopping.