i just farted on a cop

[Frailhorse]

yea this piggie just patted me down and when he was checking my ankles i released a breeze of last nights chicken curry on him, that was the most satisfying fart ever.

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The revolution starts here!
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[Rob Belding]

I actually did this once when I had quarter ounce confiscated off me. It was disgusting but fun.

[INF]

I did that anytime. I was patted down while. Locked up.

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Carjacked the horse and buggy again?

[AcidPhosphate69]

I farted on a wal-mart employee while she was bending down to stock the bottom shelf.

[Mumm Ra]

you ever walk by an uptight business woman who's all suited up n shit and have her fart near you??
i swear i couldn't stop myself from laughing on the spot lmao she didn't even TRY to hold that shit in, could probably hear it two aisles away

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[Frailhorse]

maybe you guys can help me. i got a ticket. the officers were so confused with the way i handled the situation refusing to let them search me and my car and just general (legal) refusal to cooperate with their demands, they forget to get me to sign the ticket.

so im thinking, i neve recieved the ticket right? whats the law on that? i tried googling answers but none quite fit my case.

[Mumm Ra]

hahaha what in faggots name is that mans problem

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hehe

[Mumm Ra]

dunno about that pale

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