View Full Version : The Real Nigeria

03-08-2010, 11:34 PM
Really doe?

"Nigerian troops were patrolling villages near the northern city of Jos Tuesday after the massacre of more than 500 Christians there that sparked international shock and outrage.

People were attacked with axes, daggers and cutlasses -- many of them children, the aged and pregnant women."


03-08-2010, 11:53 PM
Welcome to the human race.

03-08-2010, 11:53 PM
I don't get it. "The Real Nigeria"? You are referring to religious violence in one place in the country. No one place is the real anything as a stand-in for a larger place.

03-09-2010, 12:19 AM
my part of the Bronx is the real new york

03-09-2010, 12:37 AM
my part of the Bronx is the real new york

Hey man I thought you were from Long Beach


03-09-2010, 01:35 AM
wow, this thread backfired.

but if anyones interested on the insider story.

the killings, as do all religious killings happened in Jos (the middle belt, or 'middle of the country). Jos is an extremely beautiful place with remarkably fertile land and the local tribe (every nigerian state has a major tribe, some tribes like Igbo Yoruba and Hausa span several states) is small and ignorable.

the problem is the muslims (fulanis) are nomads by nature and don't have a home state. Since they have been roaming around Jos before Nigeria existed the believe its a 'northern' or muslim state and they are the real locals.

on the other hand, igbos and yorubas have settled the area, built businesses and were farming the land around the same time fulanis were moving in.

differences fulanis are nomads and didn't use to care about who owns the land, and now that they've decided that being a nomad is gay they're trying to claim shit that isn't theirs, NOR the igbos and yorubas.

Yorubas are pussies by nature and passive. they avoid conflict at all costs and make cowardly and underhanded deals to do so.

Fulani impose themselves in the form of islam, are hideously illiterate and have no aspirations outside of whipping cows and controlling others. They're prone to violence

Igbos are low down dirty sneaky double crossing caniving motherfuckers. They're grossly insensitive, have a superior attitude towards other tribes and though they own most of the businesses and enterprise RARELY hire outside of their tribe cause they feel the others are incompetents, which they are except some yorubas. They're also hot headed, extremely pushy/demanding, and very materialistic.

with those chess pieces in place, the conflict went as following.

and igbo man was selling land.
an hausa (a tribed owned by the fulanis) wanted the land
the igbo guy goes "LOL no dude, you're muslim ahahaa"
the Hausa guy goes back to his fulani/hausa homies and throw a bomb in a church the guy doesn't attend because of this (this is their mentality)
The igbos are used to this happening and have been stock piling machine guns for years now because hausas fight arrows and torches (yeah dude, seriously)
so a few months ago, in retaliation, the Igbos pulled the secert stash out and fucking annihilated the shit out of them
the yorubas, though there were just as many yorubas dying as igbos, didn't clap back, leaving christians outnumbed but still pulling WAY higher body counts.

it all ends when the government says CHILL faggots and starts shooting ppl that are out past curfew. Hence the video ya'll saw not too long ago where the nigerian police officers are shooting the ppl.

PROBLEM. the police and miltary is muslim, cause they're violence prone and don't go to school.

so the justice was lob sided.

THEN when it all ended, out of nowhere, these new fags kill 500 christians.

i predict it getting uglier very soon. but it'll cool down by june. shit's seasonal.

03-09-2010, 01:39 AM
igbos are basically the TSAs of nigeria.
over represented in everything (except government), insult ppl too much, have a superior attitude, have immaculate swagger, provide all the entertainment, and control the MONEY, and even when you keep them from controllng all the money, or rep, they make their own home made alternate version and still control the money.

this causes the other tribes to get mad at their behavior and throw a barb here and there.
though the igbos are constantly in e-beef, if you trace the history they never start it, its just the other person gets fed up and goes in. but then they go in Wwaaaaayyyy too hard, and create their own secessionist state.

and ya know, they never really want power, they just want you to get off their fuckin dick while they post about wutang
but the post about wutang way too much and mods are always trying to limit their explosive cloat cause they're cunts, and a threat, but a cuntly threat.

03-09-2010, 09:55 AM
wow, this thread backfired.

backfire, riiiiiight. talking about africa being first world...smh. axing 500 kids and prego woman...riiiiiight.

03-09-2010, 10:11 AM
Africa has no law, it's a gift and a curse.