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Lex Lugor
03-15-2010, 08:30 PM
There's not a movie on Earth that wouldn't be drastically improved by the addition of zombies. Whether it's a romantic comedy, a buddy cop flick or a documentary about global warming, the inclusion of a sudden attack by relentless, blood-thirsty zombies is a surefire way to make any movie more compelling, more thrilling and more award-winning.
To demonstrate this principle, we've hired a team of elite screenwriting geniuses who, using the finest Pentium computers available, are busy rewriting the classic movies of our age to include zombies. Below we present some of their work: Character studies used to illustrate how various iconic movie characters would handle a full scale zombie outbreak.




http://www.cracked.com/article/163_how-7-iconic-movie-characters-would-do-in-zombie-attack/
:yes::clap: great read

Lex Lugor
03-15-2010, 08:31 PM
the kid home alone during a zombie outbreak is the best movie plot ive heard in a long time. shame it isnt true.

djskillz
06-25-2010, 03:00 PM
LMAO. The Dirk Diggler one was funny.

oDoUoSoKo
06-25-2010, 03:53 PM
Allies:
None. In fact, McClane is already surrounded by enemies. Europeans are shiftless and untrustworthy, with deceitful accents and tiny little feet. Worse yet, if the Europeans decide to join forces with the zombies, an outcome we believe to be probable, McClane will really have the deck stacked against him.




lmao

oDoUoSoKo
06-25-2010, 03:56 PM
Mental and Physical Toughness:
Well, he's eight. Calling an eight-year-old tough is usually a polite way of saying they're fat, and Kevin certainly isn't that. Kevin's mental toughness is a different matter. Take note of how he was preparing for the arrival of two burglars. Instead of calling the police, he designed a series of booby traps that would extract a pound of flesh for every room taken. This implies a level of blood thirst that modern Home Alone scholars are only just now acknowledging. Kevin could end up surviving a zombie attack only to be lost in the psychotic blood-red caverns of his own mind.


hahahaha