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LORD NOSE
03-30-2010, 06:55 PM
live with it

Uncle Steezo
03-30-2010, 07:14 PM
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check two
03-30-2010, 07:15 PM
Would you change your name to TexasMotorSpeedway.com?

You gotta hand it to Texas Motor Speedway President Eddie Gossage. (He's the one in the photo that's not Carl Edwards.) The man knows how to get press for his track. He's a modern-day Barnum, wheeling and dealing and doing whatever's necessary to get the word out.

His latest gig? An offer that makes for a killer "would you do it ... ?" On Tuesday morning, Gossage offered the host of a Dallas country music station $100,000 to change his name to TexasMotorSpeedway.com for one year and get a permanent TMS tattoo. Terry Dorsey, a DJ on 96.3 KSCS, has exactly 24 hours to make the decision.

It's genius, in its own little way. If Dorsey goes through with the stunt, then Dallas listeners will tune in to TexasMotorSpeedway.com in the morning until 2011. And if not, Dorsey will have to explain to his wife why he turned down six figures.

So why not do it? After all, as Shakespeare once said, what's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. (Gossage probably wants those renamed to, say, "TMS Blossoms", but "The Yellow TMS of Texas" sounds more like a disease than a country song.)

All right, so ... decision time. Would you do it? Would you change your name to TexasMotorSpeedway.com for a year for $100,000? State your case below, and who knows ... you might get a call from Eddie.

Teh KillaBee
03-30-2010, 07:25 PM
live with it


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Queen Of Poetry
03-30-2010, 07:35 PM
Ha. I love Sunny.

TheBoarzHeadBoy
03-30-2010, 07:59 PM
"A Boy Named Sue"

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

LORD NOSE
03-30-2010, 08:05 PM
oh you be wantin to rite a hole lotta words and stuff huh
















Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i'ma man
Stranger: im a girl
You: no your not
Stranger: i really
You: your name is larry
You: that's your new name
You: Larry
Stranger: what this is?
You: well it goes like this
You: you are a girl
You: i change that
You: now
You: your name is larry
Stranger: why
You: because of your chin
You: this is why
Stranger: Nonsense
You: no
You: wait
You: its good
You: follow the larry machine
Stranger: are u kidding?
You: no
You: just go with the flow
Stranger: OK
Stranger: i m larry
You: in a minute you'll have big ass hands and a deep voice
You: Larry the Girl
Stranger: Larry is a name?
You: yes
You: LLamas
You: do you ever bite legs ?
Stranger: yes
You: or carry kegs of eggs
You: how are your kneecaps Larry ?
You: your kneecaps gotta be on fire girl
Stranger: ice on my leg
You: you dance
You: with old puppies ?
Stranger: what's the story
Stranger: is board
You: its the eggsandwich delight
Stranger: ok..but i can't know
You: yes
You: i see
You: my nose went into the butt
You: how about yours ?
Stranger: my nose a little big
You: its little and big ?
Stranger: but it nice
Stranger: no it Highlights
You: i can remove mines and replace it
You: mines takes double A batteries
Stranger: big holes?
You: yes
You: very very big wet dripping holes
You: it looks good
Stranger: ohh your so interests
You: what about your feet
You: can you send them to me
You: come on Larry
Stranger: my feet is white
You: mines are orange and yellow
Stranger: your shock me
You: i have an MP3 player in my big toes
Stranger: it's
You: i have a foot inside my foot
You: i have 2 skulls inside my skull
You: my eyes are made of old cabbage
You: i'll bite your forehead
You: you'll love it
Stranger: wow...
You: yes
You: Larry with the large sideburns
You: do that dance Larry
Stranger: i can't dance
You: yes you can't
You: do it
You: and when the food comes tumbling down the steps you can slide
Stranger: are you drink wine
You: kneecap juice
Stranger: oh
You: do you have a stomach face ?
You: or a shoulder face ?
You: Larry
You: hey Larry
Stranger: i ask u a question
You: Stop crying
You: drink wine ?
You: no
Stranger: where u live
Stranger: i have to go study
You: i live where the buttlines goe this way _________________
You: all the buttlines
You: __________________
You: just like that
You: tight jeans are made different out here
You: you wanna go ?
You: where the buttlines go this way ?
You: come on Larry
You: they designed the new toilet handles after your sideburns Larry
You: Larry ?
Stranger: study
You: ok
You: be a scientist
You: and figure a new way that buttlines can go
You: see you later skin skull
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

check two
03-30-2010, 08:09 PM
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TheBoarzHeadBoy
03-30-2010, 08:11 PM
oh you be wantin to rite a hole lotta words and stuff huh
















Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i'ma man
Stranger: im a girl
You: no your not
Stranger: i really
You: your name is larry
You: that's your new name
You: Larry
Stranger: what this is?
You: well it goes like this
You: you are a girl
You: i change that
You: now
You: your name is larry
Stranger: why
You: because of your chin
You: this is why
Stranger: Nonsense
You: no
You: wait
You: its good
You: follow the larry machine
Stranger: are u kidding?
You: no
You: just go with the flow
Stranger: OK
Stranger: i m larry
You: in a minute you'll have big ass hands and a deep voice
You: Larry the Girl
Stranger: Larry is a name?
You: yes
You: LLamas
You: do you ever bite legs ?
Stranger: yes
You: or carry kegs of eggs
You: how are your kneecaps Larry ?
You: your kneecaps gotta be on fire girl
Stranger: ice on my leg
You: you dance
You: with old puppies ?
Stranger: what's the story
Stranger: is board
You: its the eggsandwich delight
Stranger: ok..but i can't know
You: yes
You: i see
You: my nose went into the butt
You: how about yours ?
Stranger: my nose a little big
You: its little and big ?
Stranger: but it nice
Stranger: no it Highlights
You: i can remove mines and replace it
You: mines takes double A batteries
Stranger: big holes?
You: yes
You: very very big wet dripping holes
You: it looks good
Stranger: ohh your so interests
You: what about your feet
You: can you send them to me
You: come on Larry
Stranger: my feet is white
You: mines are orange and yellow
Stranger: your shock me
You: i have an MP3 player in my big toes
Stranger: it's
You: i have a foot inside my foot
You: i have 2 skulls inside my skull
You: my eyes are made of old cabbage
You: i'll bite your forehead
You: you'll love it
Stranger: wow...
You: yes
You: Larry with the large sideburns
You: do that dance Larry
Stranger: i can't dance
You: yes you can't
You: do it
You: and when the food comes tumbling down the steps you can slide
Stranger: are you drink wine
You: kneecap juice
Stranger: oh
You: do you have a stomach face ?
You: or a shoulder face ?
You: Larry
You: hey Larry
Stranger: i ask u a question
You: Stop crying
You: drink wine ?
You: no
Stranger: where u live
Stranger: i have to go study
You: i live where the buttlines goe this way _________________
You: all the buttlines
You: __________________
You: just like that
You: tight jeans are made different out here
You: you wanna go ?
You: where the buttlines go this way ?
You: come on Larry
You: they designed the new toilet handles after your sideburns Larry
You: Larry ?
Stranger: study
You: ok
You: be a scientist
You: and figure a new way that buttlines can go
You: see you later skin skull
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nice

EAGLE EYE
03-30-2010, 08:22 PM
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Uncle Steezo
03-30-2010, 09:22 PM
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AcidPhosphate69
03-31-2010, 10:05 AM
There's prolly rich folks eatin' on them fancy dinin' cars
Prolly drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars...

I know I can't be freee.....

Those people keep on movin'....that's what tooorturres me...sing it Johnny....

LORD NOSE
03-31-2010, 02:05 PM
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lol

LORD NOSE
02-08-2011, 09:34 PM
your new name is barry stankelstein

Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 09:38 PM
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LORD NOSE
02-08-2011, 10:09 PM
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Uncle Steezo
02-08-2011, 10:18 PM
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Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 10:26 PM
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LORD NOSE
02-08-2011, 10:33 PM
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Professor Poopsnagle
02-08-2011, 10:36 PM
Thank you... lol

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2011, 01:20 AM
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ROFL white people are the shit

Uncle Steezo
02-09-2011, 02:05 AM
you should see his rape video.

"i'm so sorry mam but i haven't had sex in years and i can't help myself. please forgive me but i'm going to have to forcefully put my erection into your vagina. please remove your clothing and lie down quietly. thank you and god bless."

IrOnMaN
02-09-2011, 11:11 AM
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OMG! The dude pulled out a hand gun. Well, at least he was polite. But still, he should be beat and punished for his....crime.

Professor Poopsnagle
02-09-2011, 11:24 AM
That's what happens in a country with no social security.

IrOnMaN
02-09-2011, 11:32 AM
That's what happens in a country with no social security.

It's scary to know that kids are hungry. Why not welfare for the kids? Listen, it's government food assistance, so don't judge.

Dr. Simon Hurt
02-09-2011, 11:35 AM
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LORD NOSE
07-27-2012, 09:10 PM
live with it

CEITEDMOFO
07-27-2012, 09:15 PM
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LORD NOSE
07-27-2012, 09:22 PM
is this a cry for more eggs ?

CEITEDMOFO
07-27-2012, 09:28 PM
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