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EAGLE EYE
03-30-2010, 11:33 PM
Complaining and self gratification.


What else am I missing?

Uncle Steezo
03-30-2010, 11:38 PM
my wall is pretty good in terms of peoples feeds and links. but my network of friends are pretty extraordinary in that sense.

EAGLE EYE
03-30-2010, 11:40 PM
Your are in a different age bracket.

Listening to the shit these people in their 20's whine about is enough to make me wanna deactivate my account.


Like I care if someone has a headache or is pouty about the health care reform bill going through.

SKAMPOE
03-30-2010, 11:43 PM
Yo niggaz think that im psycho,
cuz i walk around with the blood on ma dick from beasting the cootchie on her menstrual cycle...
GuxseFBbnD0

macattackk
03-30-2010, 11:53 PM
Your are in a different age bracket.

Listening to the shit these people in their 20's whine about is enough to make me wanna deactivate my account.


Like I care if someone has a headache or is pouty about the health care reform bill going through.

what about using facebook for political tactics

EAGLE EYE
03-31-2010, 12:01 AM
what about using facebook for political tactics


That doesn't usually work out too well. People find it intrusive and annoying.

SKAMPOE
03-31-2010, 12:03 AM
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5886/sedy.png

macattackk
03-31-2010, 12:05 AM
That doesn't usually work out too well. People find it intrusive and annoying.

yea the government.......

Living-jism
03-31-2010, 05:27 AM
How to troll facebook successfully.

http://forums.punkas.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=56343

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
03-31-2010, 05:30 AM
farmville

Compulsion
03-31-2010, 06:55 AM
Your are in a different age bracket.

Listening to the shit these people in their 20's whine about is enough to make me wanna deactivate my account.


Like I care if someone has a headache or is pouty about the health care reform bill going through.

I've found it easier to hide most peoples updates.

SID
03-31-2010, 07:22 AM
I hate the people who feel the need to updat their status every 2 seconds...

"i just had a cup of tea, burned my lip looooool"

"washed my cup put it away ready for the day WOOP WOOP"

"i just tripped over some stones, dont worry i'm ok guys"

"i was just scoping out the shopkeers mustache, it was appalingly unkept"

"i just had a shit"

"i just dunked my buscuit in my coffee and it fell in :("

Fuck these imbeciles i do not need to know your daily fucking routine.

Uncle Steezo
03-31-2010, 07:31 AM
I hate the people who feel the need to updat their status every 2 seconds...

"i just had a cup of tea, burned my lip looooool"

"washed my cup put it away ready for the day WOOP WOOP"

"i just tripped over some stones, dont worry i'm ok guys"

"i was just scoping out the shopkeers mustache, it was appalingly unkept"

"i just had a shit"

"i just dunked my buscuit in my coffee and it fell in :("

Fuck these imbeciles i do not need to know your daily fucking routine.

i happen to enjoy yo mammy's updates.

SID
03-31-2010, 07:36 AM
Dude you became a fan of Wu tang on facebook at the age of 35 shut the fuck up.

Uncle Steezo
03-31-2010, 07:56 AM
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/mornsg.jpg

AcidPhosphate69
03-31-2010, 10:13 AM
^ actually, quite a rad pic. Taxidermy or au naturale?

I like making nonsense updates on facebook. Shit that makes no sense. Neptunian insects splice twice fried rice? NO FUCKING WAY?!?!

Banana gravity weighs over a klaxo-cubic-gram? NOOO FUCKING WAAAY?!?!?!

Uncle Steezo
03-31-2010, 10:44 AM
^ actually, quite a rad pic. Taxidermy or au naturale?

I like making nonsense updates on facebook. Shit that makes no sense. Neptunian insects splice twice fried rice? NO FUCKING WAY?!?!

Banana gravity weighs over a klaxo-cubic-gram? NOOO FUCKING WAAAY?!?!?!

natural as badubooty.
lol @ Banana gravity weighs over a klaxo-cubic-gram? NOOO FUCKING WAAAY?!?!?!

i'm gonna have to bite your nonsense posting style for a day or so just to shake things up, cause the flip side to having facebook friends that actually say something worth reading is that they are easily thrown off by something like that.

SID
03-31-2010, 11:00 AM
If i saw someone posting that nonsense on fb i would automatically assume they are autistic and annoying, and look at their profile just to annoy me.

SID
03-31-2010, 11:06 AM
^ actually, quite a rad pic. Taxidermy or au naturale?


lol what you talking bout, Gavin camped out in his forest backgarden for two days to get that pic, when he finally posted it he allowed himself to faint from exaustion and dehydration (khemtic technique), he was woken up by kaiyo throwing water on his face telling him to take him to school.

He then quickly got changed into some hawaian shorts and sunglasses jumped in the lexus and zoomed off, he nearly crashed when he watched erakah badu on his blackberry.

AcidPhosphate69
03-31-2010, 11:46 AM
i'm gonna have to bite your nonsense posting style for a day or so just to shake things up, cause the flip side to having facebook friends that actually say something worth reading is that they are easily thrown off by something like that.

Ha, do it up. You should see these two spunyuns I know, they'll get bombed on L and start talking back and forth in just crazy sentences. The illest part is when you're watching the shit, you too are bombed on L and it makes an odd, hilarious kind of sense.

SID, you suck at LSD. Go listen to some grime or something.

SID
03-31-2010, 01:10 PM
lol the Grime left a lasting impression huh?

As you know i also listen to 50's big band shit, hell you do the math, i've tried myself, the equation branches off into different terms and just confuses me lol

LSD yeah i need a trip, i'm waiting for summer.

Frank Sobotka
03-31-2010, 01:32 PM
Your are in a different age bracket.

Listening to the shit these people in their 20's whine about is enough to make me wanna deactivate my account.


Like I care if someone has a headache or is pouty about the health care reform bill going through.Exactly.
People thinking they're interesting is pathetic.
Not as pathetic as people wanting to share everything they do tho.

MAYOR QUIMBY
03-31-2010, 05:03 PM
The greatest reason i use Facebook is to jack off to pictures of girls. Girls put every fucking picture they've ever been in on their Photos section and i happily fap to each and every one of them. What makes it better is that i actually know the girls, they arent just random chicks from the internet. I like it.

After a while of using Facebook, i just learned to delete everyone's status updates, due to the fact they are all moronic, annoying, and pointless. I don't care about what anyone had for breakfast or if their niece and nephew just died. Fuck that shit.

Wh0am3ye?
03-31-2010, 05:09 PM
Fuck facebook................................... and twitter

WARPATH
03-31-2010, 05:11 PM
Cleaning yard after getting baq frm hospital

Happy 81st birthday to our gramma Becky!! She loved her cupcakes the kids made.

I really want these shoes but the mall is like an hour away Boooooo!

My show from last fall is finally back on tonight!! V is back!

spending time w/in-laws. Fun times watching 'em dance, now Im tired!! Wrk next 2 days. Thn off dis wkend. Im gng to park for sure on sat w/ or w/o my other half.

Excited for Easter this Sunday ((it came too soon)), hopefully the weather is nice! My favorite occasion, but I say that about every occasion. :D

Yeah these women are retarded yo, but some of them....you would fist.

wuswordz95
03-31-2010, 05:18 PM
I hate the people who feel the need to updat their status every 2 seconds...

"i just had a cup of tea, burned my lip looooool"

"washed my cup put it away ready for the day WOOP WOOP"

"i just tripped over some stones, dont worry i'm ok guys"

"i was just scoping out the shopkeers mustache, it was appalingly unkept"

"i just had a shit"

"i just dunked my buscuit in my coffee and it fell in :("

Fuck these imbeciles i do not need to know your daily fucking routine.





i posted this on my facebook. funny.

wuswordz95
03-31-2010, 05:20 PM
The greatest reason i use Facebook is to jack off to pictures of girls. Girls put every fucking picture they've ever been in on their Photos section and i happily fap to each and every one of them. What makes it better is that i actually know the girls, they arent just random chicks from the internet. I like it.

After a while of using Facebook, i just learned to delete everyone's status updates, due to the fact they are all moronic, annoying, and pointless. I don't care about what anyone had for breakfast or if their niece and nephew just died. Fuck that shit.



how

SID
03-31-2010, 07:34 PM
i posted this on my facebook. funny.
http://i43.tinypic.com/34jasgo.jpg
That's when you press the button on the left.