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diggy
04-02-2010, 02:23 PM
Ok, first of all, the place was called video flicks. It had all types of movies - action, martial arts, and horror were my favorites. They had this special room where the porn was.

Sometimes, I would pretend look at the martial arts movies which was close to the entrance of the porn room and sneak into it when the worker was busy with a custy.

Man, the casings of those porn movies were funny. I remember one with extreemly fat women, midgets, interracials, women with their legs spread open (lol). My heart was racing and my dick was hard.

One day I decided to rent one. I snuck in and grabbed any movie and went to the counter. The worker there did not even ask for my age which she should have done. Well first of all, she shouldn't have rented it to me cuz I was like 15 I think and they had some policy against doing that, but whatever.

I took it home and put it in the vcr.

It was sleezy with some woman going to a motel room and siting on a bed. She takes her clothes off. A few second later, two guys come into the room, pull their dicks out, and jack off on her chest. Man, that was disgusting shit to see as a 15 year old when I have'nt even butsed my own nut yet. I ejected that shit, ran back to the store and put it in the return box.

Gross.

TSA
04-02-2010, 08:03 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHhaHAHahaHAHhhaHAhahAHAH!! ITS LIKE BLACKS AGAINST THE GERMANS

Tedakin
04-02-2010, 08:52 PM
Freely talking about the elaborate details of the first time you decided to rent a porn and jack off to a bunch of guys is gay.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/relationships/images/300/couple_gay.jpg

EAGLE EYE
04-02-2010, 10:25 PM
VHS was on some now you dub me now you rub me type shit.

diggy
04-02-2010, 11:27 PM
Freely talking about the elaborate details of the first time you decided to rent a porn and jack off to a bunch of guys is gay.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/relationships/images/300/couple_gay.jpg

hahahah

Did you read what I wrote?

I said I was disgusted and returned the cassette.

The fact that you see homosexuality in my statements is revealing.

diggy
04-02-2010, 11:32 PM
Man, that was disgusting shit to see as a 15 year old when I have'nt even butsed my own nut yet. I ejected that shit, ran back to the store and put it in the return box.

Gross.

^^This must be the statement that was the source of your confusion.

I did not mean I was waiting to bust a nut and they did before me. I'm talking about something else.

The fact that I was around the age of 15 should reveal something.

netscape check two
04-03-2010, 12:45 AM
They should keep making movies in VHS also.

diggy
04-03-2010, 12:47 AM
Naw, I don't like rewinding.

netscape check two
04-03-2010, 12:57 AM
I like fast forwarding better with VHS.

diggy
04-03-2010, 02:05 AM
Oh

Sentimental.

Art Vandelay
04-03-2010, 03:40 AM
Friends of mine rented an apartment and they had 1 porno. Whenever one person watched it they knew exactly what part the other roommate had nutted to. Haha

Lex Lugor
04-03-2010, 03:50 AM
Seems like only yesterday, acorn fights and jakkin off to Species cassette