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SKAMPOE
04-02-2010, 01:26 PM
http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/the-scoop-on-semen/image.jpg

hope all ur questions have been answered..tsa

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 01:34 PM
hahaahahahaha!
now lets party! its friday!!!!
fOnrkK6I9Ls

midGet
04-02-2010, 02:40 PM
quite funny, but I don't think sperm can live 3 hours on a toilet seat. Air is hostile environment for sperm.

Professor Poopsnagle
04-02-2010, 03:32 PM
http://fecklesss.tumblr.com/photo/1280/425159716/1/tumblr_kypwhegpaN1qzoh7y

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 04:45 PM
jasp you think you can find the pic of sid's mom that heat nutted on?

Professor Poopsnagle
04-02-2010, 04:50 PM
That never happened... did it?

TSA
04-02-2010, 06:28 PM
LOL! DAMN! PIGS REALLY KNOW HOW TO BLOW A LOAD!

If we can find a way to utilize pig splooge for health purposes or powering cars, man, shit.

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 06:35 PM
That never happened... did it?
oh yes it did!
thats how i found her on myspace.

he did his before/after pic routine on it. and sid tried to say it wasn't his mom.

i been banned from thecorpse so i can't get to it.

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 06:37 PM
LOL! DAMN! PIGS REALLY KNOW HOW TO BLOW A LOAD!

If we can find a way to utilize pig splooge for health purposes or powering cars, man, shit.


hahahahaha
i seen horse and dog, but i never seen a pig moneyshot. thats an untapped market.

TSA
04-02-2010, 06:59 PM
that shit's like 30x our own loadz!


wait hold on?! why the fuck do we blow the same loadz as rabbits? what kinda weak shit is that?! wtf?
i don't squirt more dick then a fuckin rabbit? man fuck that, wtf? fuck!

SKAMPOE
04-02-2010, 07:00 PM
hahahahahahahhahahaha i never seen a dog nut, i have a boy too n never thank god.

SKAMPOE
04-02-2010, 07:02 PM
that shit's like 30x our own loadz!


wait hold on?! why the fuck do we blow the same loadz as rabbits? what kinda weak shit is that?! wtf?
i don't squirt more dick then a fuckin rabbit? man fuck that, wtf? fuck!
wtf? :'o

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 07:13 PM
i seen dog nut in a some nasty bitches mouth.

i just shook my head and told her don't send me no more vids like this or i'll start forwarding them to her son.

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 07:15 PM
yo the jewel of those stats was the record for nut busting...

18 FEET!!! think about it. idk if i can even spit a loogie over 20 ft.

you bust a nut 18 ft you gonna feel some kickback like a pistol.

INF
04-02-2010, 07:20 PM
HAHAHAHA ^


I think the worst stat was being born Papua New Guinea.FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!

I wont be able to look a cat from there in the eye if I knew they was from there.lmao

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 07:23 PM
hahahahah niggas think they slick.
"you're not a man till you drink this"

*snickers to his homies*

Queen Of Poetry
04-02-2010, 07:29 PM
WTH!!! How have y'all seen an animal cum? I have never seen that. What sick world r y'all living in?

SKAMPOE
04-02-2010, 07:33 PM
hahahahahahahahahha^ that is sum 3rd level of nastyshiiiit right therei seen dog nut in a some nasty bitches mouth.

i just shook my head and told her don't send me no more vids like this or i'll start forwarding them to her son.
OMG bUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AW MAN THAT WAS FUCKIN GREAT, almost chocked on my malta..........








































http://www.imagehut.net/images/t3yja7teng2i8lht9c9l.gif
aaaaurrrffffffffffff

SID
04-02-2010, 07:39 PM
I could never get it all on a teaspoon, i mean i've tried precision ejaculation before but i'm terrible at it, like i'm gonna buss and i grab the nearest thing to me like a bottle i try aim in the hole but it just ends up on my socks and shit, and i'm like ahhhhhh man.

SKAMPOE
04-02-2010, 07:49 PM
I could never get it all on a teaspoon, i mean i've tried precision ejaculation before but i'm terrible at it, like i'm gonna buss and i grab the nearest thing to me like a bottle i try aim in the hole but it just ends up on my socks and shit, and i'm like ahhhhhh man.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/6040_109605679036_676714036_2209-2.jpg?t=1270255724
|(

Queen Of Poetry
04-02-2010, 10:20 PM
I could never get it all on a teaspoon, i mean i've tried precision ejaculation before but i'm terrible at it, like i'm gonna buss and i grab the nearest thing to me like a bottle i try aim in the hole but it just ends up on my socks and shit, and i'm like ahhhhhh man.

Why do u want to do this?

DiGitalChamberz
04-02-2010, 10:22 PM
whoa...... (looks around) where the fuck... huh??? def not in Kansas anymore wth...

Uncle Steezo
04-02-2010, 10:28 PM
whoa...... (looks around) where the fuck... huh??? def not in Kansas anymore wth...
remember what i said in ktl...

watch and see...

TSA
04-02-2010, 10:28 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/6040_109605679036_676714036_2209-2.jpg?t=1270255724

AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhahahahahah


am i the only one outraged but the pathetic BLOBZ humans shoot?

Queen Of Poetry
04-02-2010, 10:34 PM
remember what i said in ktl...

watch and see...

Why? U gonna send him one of ur "special" emails?

Uncle Steezo
04-03-2010, 04:30 AM
Why? U gonna send him one of ur "special" emails?
lol
like the one you asked for?

nah he seems like a guy who likes pictures of vaginas i may be wrong tho.

i like pictures of vaginas. send me one of yours.

SID
04-03-2010, 06:03 AM
This is kind of classic.

I'm sado-masochistic when it comes to self ethering.

Queen Of Poetry
04-03-2010, 07:30 AM
lol
like the one you asked for?

nah he seems like a guy who likes pictures of vaginas i may be wrong tho.

i like pictures of vaginas. send me one of yours.

Again? How many times I gotta do this?

SKAMPOE
04-03-2010, 10:16 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2n151rc.jpg

SID
04-03-2010, 10:18 AM
ahahah

Wow i just got a rush.

SID
04-03-2010, 10:32 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/122j1oo.jpg

SKAMPOE
04-03-2010, 10:37 AM
hahahaha ur lucky i havent learned how to chop faces onto another pics bro hahahaha

SID
04-03-2010, 10:42 AM
HTN6Du3MCgI
http://i39.tinypic.com/2008awn.jpg









































Rare Fruits!
http://i42.tinypic.com/r1jrte.jpg

INF
04-03-2010, 10:46 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/122j1oo.jpg



oh shit I actually LOL'd

shm.....


straight tom foolery here

SID
04-03-2010, 10:48 AM
He looks like a gnarling possum in that pic, vicious facial expressions.

Uncle Steezo
04-03-2010, 01:29 PM
Again? How many times I gotta do this?
keep em coming. i'm making a flipbook.
the last set was nice!

SKAMPOE
04-03-2010, 02:13 PM
sid u wish u looked half as good as i do

SID
04-03-2010, 02:35 PM
Half of you maybe, all of you......no way.

DiGitalChamberz
04-03-2010, 02:51 PM
Epic

SKAMPOE
04-03-2010, 02:51 PM
ok back to ignore!

DiGitalChamberz
04-03-2010, 03:45 PM
lol
like the one you asked for?

nah he seems like a guy who likes pictures of vaginas i may be wrong tho.

i like pictures of vaginas. send me one of yours.

^^ haha negro please... damn n i thought we was boize!! pffft lol

i get no pleasure at corny shit like a pussy pic.. thats for jail house cats who like to beat 3-4 times a day cuz ... well.. thats as close as they'll get to any real pussy.. i cant take 2 steps without trippin over any out here...

SID
04-03-2010, 03:56 PM
ok back to ignore!


Noooooooo!
http://i44.tinypic.com/j58t5j.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
04-03-2010, 04:45 PM
keep em coming. i'm making a flipbook.
the last set was nice!

Ok geez. I'm gonna need to stretch to get different angles.

INF
04-03-2010, 04:48 PM
Ok geez. I'm gonna need to stretch to get different angles.

welp, that did it for me.I cant stands it no more.Im gonna need to inspect these pictures,lol.For safety purposes of course.

Queen Of Poetry
04-03-2010, 04:59 PM
welp, that did it for me.I cant stands it no more.Im gonna need to inspect these pictures,lol.For safety purposes of course.

Ha. Ur a hot mess!

DiGitalChamberz
04-03-2010, 06:22 PM
ok theres a max limit to how many times you can say "Ur a hot mess"...

your running dry here missy

INF
04-03-2010, 06:29 PM
how can you run dry in a thread about semen? aint that a bitch ,hahaha.

DiGitalChamberz
04-03-2010, 06:32 PM
Doh!!! dont ask me ask her...

SKAMPOE
04-03-2010, 06:33 PM
hhahahahahahahha http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/lynnsy.jpg

Professor Poopsnagle
04-03-2010, 06:44 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0beu7RosO1qzxxigo1_500.jpg

Queen Of Poetry
04-03-2010, 06:46 PM
how can you run dry in a thread about semen? aint that a bitch ,hahaha.


LOL ur a hot mess!:*

SID
04-03-2010, 06:52 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0beu7RosO1qzxxigo1_500.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/24zdp8n.jpg

CherChezLaMarauder
04-03-2010, 10:13 PM
lmao classic! Seaman has to have nutrional value. Women, start adding this to y'all diet ha!

Queen Of Poetry
04-03-2010, 10:29 PM
lmao classic! Seaman has to have nutrional value. Women, start adding this to y'all diet ha!

I think it goes straight to ur thighs ladies....just sayin.

CherChezLaMarauder
04-03-2010, 10:32 PM
Protein shakes for dat ass.

DiGitalChamberz
04-03-2010, 10:33 PM
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7434/pic0197a.jpg (http://img196.imageshack.us/i/pic0197a.jpg/)

just saying....

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-04-2010, 06:21 AM
^^^^ that's just some scientist dude trying to convince his fat wife to swallow.

SKAMPOE
04-04-2010, 09:41 AM
PROSTAGLANDIN hahahahahahaha eat it bitch!!

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2010, 09:43 AM
^^^^ that's just some scientist dude trying to convince his fat wife to swallow.

Ha. Right. Girl ur crazy!!!