Whats the oddest thing you've rubbed on teh SCHLONG?

[Lex Lugor]

OR vajayjay, I dont discriminate :dududu:.

[diggy]

I prefer a can of cranberry sauce just opened - fuck the sauce while it's still in the can.

That's kinda better than an empty toilet paper roll that has been coated on the inside with petroleum jelly.

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[Lex Lugor]

Your right I should go first, there was this SLAB of rabbig fur I had when I was like sixteen, it was really soft, like silk, so naturally I had to touch my naughty area with it. I soon learned its an inconvenience to jack off in anything but your PALM or maybe pocket pusseh so no I didnt even try to come with it.

[Lex Lugor]

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AHAHAHahahaHAHAHAHA shit I dindt even see the second one nigga. Thats prison techniques G! You gotta stuff it with the tp tho.

[diggy]

hahhahahaha

Breadbag

Folded up pillow

Banana skin without the banana inside





Or just do like Tsa and fold ya dick between ya legs and jack off

[Lex Lugor]

WTF?

What do you do just like, well first of all I dont see how its possible to tuck a hard ass DICK, but even if you manage to do that, you gotta do some kind of SEIZURE TWITCH or something to generate friction hahahahaha!?

[diggy]

Well, let's wait til Tsa logs on and you could question him about his dick-tuck technique.

This is a dick-thread - threads he likes making and entering, so I really think he'll see the title and rush in to answer.

[Longbongcilvaringz]

haha what the fuck is wrong with you guys.

[Lex Lugor]

friday night
2 am
I was inspired by talk of sticking your dick in strawberry jam, or something like that, and squeezing citrus juices all over your ballsack for purposes I dont think i'll ever understand.
Hahaha if you got something better to discuss make a thread and watch me post in it.

[TSA]

Icy Hot. it was painful

[J-Cee]

bottle of tobasco..hits the spot..

[Lex Lugor]

God I think I might have to make a 'Masturbation techniques, The thread' thread or something. This kid once told me he used to jack off in the bath tub and he used to pop his dick either to the left or right and he said it felt awesome. Never attempted it tho I dont wanna break my cock LOL!

[kempa]

i once stuck my titan in the couch, just in between two of the pillows
man that couch got it good :dududu:

[Come Honor Face]

http://labbradolci.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/masturbation-1.jpg

[RzaRectum]

Try Popeye's honey. Or fuck the jar of petroleum jelly.





http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/8000/Petroleum-Jelly-8216.jpg

[Queen Of Poetry]

I heard if u rub mayo on it, it will shine. Just sayin....

[Rob Swanson]

I heard if u rub mayo on it, it will shine. Just sayin....


white man trick

[Frailhorse]

rid ex

[diggy]

hahhahhahaa


Where is Tsa when you need him?

[DiGitalChamberz]

Mrs Butter Worth Syrup.... her idea not mines...

[DiGitalChamberz]

I heard if u rub mayo on it, it will shine. Just sayin....

who the hell u been talkin to?? lmao @ "shine".... sum jiffy lube works just fine

[YungSunny]

Some liquid hand soap.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

jesus some nasty people here.

Lotion when spanking and that very rare

[DiGitalChamberz]

jesus some nasty people here.

Lotion when spanking and that very rare

^^ Rawwwwiiiiiite

[CherChezLaMarauder]

I've rub hot sauce on it just to see how ghonerreah felt (spellcheck?)

[Bobby_Digital72]

i once stuck my titan in the couch, just in between two of the pillows
man that couch got it good :dududu:

lmao

[Queen Of Poetry]

who the hell u been talkin to?? lmao @ "shine".... sum jiffy lube works just fine

Hey not every penis is the same.....just sayin what I heard. Ha.

[STYLE]

what you got on it right now queen?

that vicki secret spray don't do nothin but remind me of the booty club.

[DiGitalChamberz]

what you got on it right now queen?

that vicki secret spray don't do nothin but remind me of the booty club.

i think shes still fuckin wit that miracle whip shit lol