View Full Version : Today's my actual birthday

04-04-2010, 05:29 AM
the b-day on this account is white tsa's

but yeah, i was at work yesterday and dislocated my fuckin back walking up some stairs. All i can do now is sit but not stand, and look to the left.
everything else hurts like a bitch
i want to see a chiropractor but it's easter....and sunday...infact it's easter sunday

i rubbed some bengay(no homo) on it. and it didn't help shit
i also just woke up from bed and can't go back to sleep cause of teh pain.

i had a dream where a friend of mine called me and asked why i was talking shit, i said i wasn't and wtf quit being gay, and he said that a gold digging skank gossip hooker i know and my ex who's just a dumbass said it.

so i went to 'track down' my ex for a little verbal punishment and saw her picking up trash

i asked the bitch wtf and she kept trying to ignore me
so i was like "ok, i guess you're going to try to act cool now that you pick up trash"

and she turned around and turned into a little greasy asian man with a dirty shirt.

i acted as if it didn't happen cause i guess it didn't register, but she said she got a new job and she's ashamed.

idk why i included these details, but yeah, it's my b-day, it's gonna be long and suck.

04-04-2010, 05:32 AM
^^ wtf?

Peace Happy Born Day lol

04-04-2010, 05:57 AM
Fuck yo birthday nigga.

04-04-2010, 06:24 AM
happy birthday tsa !!!

Ghost In The 'Lac
04-04-2010, 06:37 AM
Sounds like it sucks being the token black guy in Nebraski.


Happy birthdizzle mah tizzle

Uncle Steezo
04-04-2010, 07:33 AM
Hapi buirfdae

My cab drivter this morn was from nigeria. He was yoruba. I asked him what he thought of igbo.

Guess the answer.

04-04-2010, 07:51 AM
happy bday tsa

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2010, 08:22 AM
Damn man.....happy birthday!!!!!

Olive Oil Goombah
04-04-2010, 08:35 AM
how the fuck do you dislocate your back walking up stairs.

food for thought
04-04-2010, 09:20 AM
^ i was thinking along the same lines as our resident klansman.

nigga u must be tender as hell. how do u "dislocate" lol your back walking up some stairs?

u better stretch your crusty ass body

happy day of the birth, anyway.

04-04-2010, 09:48 AM
Have you ever got high tsa?

04-04-2010, 10:34 AM
happy b-day

04-04-2010, 10:47 AM
peace tsa...may ur facial blowholes for ever release igbomonoxide...

04-04-2010, 11:27 AM
see how much attention i give to gen chat i made a fucking gay thread! lol DOH!

04-04-2010, 11:32 AM
happy birthday , get jiggy wit it

04-04-2010, 01:05 PM

Prolifical ENG
04-04-2010, 01:17 PM
happy BD. once you crack your back into place I suggest to soak in a bath with some Epsom salts today. you might thing thats for old people or gay but not as gay as bengay.

Art Vandelay
04-04-2010, 01:31 PM
i hurt my back a few months ago. i bent down to pet a puppy and it just fucking went. god i'm getting old. so i went to the chiropractor about 5 times and dropped all kinds of money and felt worse every time i left the office. i'll never do that again.

so the doctor (fucking hilarious that these back crackers call themselves doctors) said i would be fine to go to work. the next day i had to travel 3 hours for work. i worked one day, went to my hotel room. woke up the next day and couldn't get out of bed. i was stuck in bed for 2 days. i got up twice to go to the bathroom. it probably took me 15 minutes to walk 10 feet from my bed to the bathroom. my brother had to drive down carry me to the car and drive me home.

Art Vandelay
04-04-2010, 01:37 PM

worst part about hurting my back was that i was working in columbus, oh. there was a free killah priest concert one of the nights i was there and i was looking forward to it, but i wasn't able to get out of bed to go.

04-04-2010, 02:53 PM
Hapi buirfdae

My cab drivter this morn was from nigeria. He was yoruba. I asked him what he thought of igbo.

Guess the answer.
HAHAHAHHAh! YORUBA PPL ALWAYS DRIVE CABS! ahahahahahaha!! LOL what was his answer?

04-04-2010, 02:57 PM
LMAO! its on!