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MAYOR QUIMBY
04-05-2010, 02:58 AM
You know guys, today i skipped going on a date with a nice lookin hunny because I wanted to listen to the album Murda Muzik instead. I just don't give a flying fuck about what a female has on her mind anymore, only what she has between her legs. While taking a warm shit earlier today i put my elbow on my knee and palm on my chin. I came to a realization: If it's not sexually related, a female has never made me feel better than the way i feel when i listen to a bomb ass rap song. I've been close a couple of times, but nothing provides me with such sensation and entertainment than a crazy, bass heavy, grimey, shit-stained hip-hop track.

In order, my top 3 greatest pleasures and most favorite things in the whole wide world are:

1. Raw Vagina
2. Blowjob
3. Hip-hop




What are you guy's top 3 fav. things? Do i need a cock in the rectum?

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 03:15 AM
It has been my experience that no woman anywhere has ever said anything remotely interesting, ever. I put up with the nagging obnoxious conversation, just so I can get the pussy. Wanna see a live trainwreck? Try to have a logical conversation with any woman, see how fast it derails.

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-05-2010, 03:17 AM
Beautiful Rock = Beautiful, Very Wise Man

Lex Lugor
04-05-2010, 03:19 AM
It has been my experience that no woman anywhere has ever said anything remotely interesting, ever. I put up with the nagging obnoxious conversation, just so I can get the pussy. Wanna see a live trainwreck? Try to have a logical conversation with any woman, see how fast it derails.
LOL^


Cheesecake is somewhere on that list for me, im sure people consider that much gayer than skipping a date to enjoy the pleasures of RAP MENS VOICES.

EAGLE EYE
04-05-2010, 03:20 AM
wshh0N4Xo2x1bUPc5588

Lex Lugor
04-05-2010, 03:24 AM
But yea man, either way yoru still a total flamethrower, I mean sure you posted that list and all but in your story you were so quick to deny your 'number 1' pleasure.

J-Cee
04-05-2010, 03:28 AM
u know what, my fav 3 things are also vagina,heddies and hip hop.

another bitch has just tore a piece from my heart again,im starting to have no respect or trust at all for woman ..

Mumm Ra
04-05-2010, 04:47 AM
i feel sorry for some of you
i truly do

J-Cee
04-05-2010, 04:52 AM
you dont like vagina headjobs and rap music?..lol

Mumm Ra
04-05-2010, 04:56 AM
lol who doesn't
but to go through life never meeting a woman that was nothing more than a vagina to you is pretty sad

J-Cee
04-05-2010, 05:13 AM
nah obviously ive thought more then that,of course..ultimately though pussy is the goal..and ive only ever been tread on and lied to by every bitch i been with.

DiGitalChamberz
04-05-2010, 05:17 AM
ha! i cant co-sign this smh

Bobby Budknickers
04-05-2010, 07:21 AM
wshh0N4Xo2x1bUPc5588lol

that's the most annoying bitch ever
somebody chop her fucking head off

KaramelSundae
04-05-2010, 08:59 AM
sucks to be you

Dr. Simon Hurt
04-05-2010, 09:03 AM
a female has never made me feel better than the way i feel when i listen to a bomb ass rap song. I've been close a couple of times, but nothing provides me with such sensation and entertainment than a crazy, bass heavy, grimey, shit-stained hip-hop track.


It has been my experience that no woman anywhere has ever said anything remotely interesting, ever. I put up with the nagging obnoxious conversation, just so I can get the pussy. Wanna see a live trainwreck? Try to have a logical conversation with any woman, see how fast it derails.

:no:
i could go into an elborate analysis involving overcompensation, projected insecurities,feelings of sexual inadequacy, and possible impotence...but this is wu corp.

you guys are jizzjunkie cockmunching pillowbiting rainbow rangers. howdoyousay...fags.

TSA
04-05-2010, 09:07 AM
there are time of the day that i feel the same way.
sometimes i just dont care

Longbongcilvaringz
04-05-2010, 09:47 AM
:no:
i could go into an elborate analysis involving overcompensation, projected insecurities,feelings of sexual inadequacy, and possible impotence...but this is wu corp.

you guys are jizzjunkie cockmunching pillowbiting rainbow rangers. howdoyousay...fags.

haha, heavy.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 09:55 AM
Well, men are men just like women are women.

It's a man's nature to have a heavy sexual apatite. Women should understand this. They like diamonds, clothes, pursues, shoes, looking pretty, and other material things.

So....

TSA
04-05-2010, 10:00 AM
lol poa2st Ur M4at!

Art Vandelay
04-05-2010, 10:03 AM
that's funny Les because i met some chick last night for some drinks. i met her at some little bar i had never been to before. dj played Mobb Deep, ODB, Gangstarr and a bunch of other mid 90s classics. i'm thinking this is my new bar. i'm coming here all the time.

next thing i know, she's like, lets go somewhere else. we end up going to some little dive bar with a CD juke box. who fucking still has one of those. we end up having to hear fucking journey and van halen the rest of the night. and i had to listen to her talk. what the fuck

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 10:06 AM
that's funny Les because i met some chick last night for some drinks. i met her at some little bar i had never been to before. dj played Mobb Deep, ODB, Gangstarr and a bunch of other mid 90s classics. i'm thinking this is my new bar. i'm coming here all the time.

next thing i know, she's like, lets go somewhere else. we end up going to some little dive bar with a CD juke box. who fucking still has one of those. we end up having to hear fucking journey and van halen the rest of the night. and i had to listen to her talk. what the fuck

Lol. Listen, if you guys just want sex, get a hooker.

TSA
04-05-2010, 10:08 AM
Lol no s3riousl! po23st ya meet! LOL

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 10:11 AM
Lol no s3riousl! po23st ya meet! LOL

Are you ok? Why are you posting like that?

Frank Sobotka
04-05-2010, 10:22 AM
People need to realize that they are boring and nobody gives a shit about what they have to say. Not just females.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 10:24 AM
Who ever changed the thread title is being a dick. It has no relevance whatsoever.

SHRAP
04-05-2010, 10:33 AM
u shouldnt pass on opportunites but fuck shit happens. me i got invited to a party at a restaurant but i dont plan on going and not only cuz id have to wake up earlier than i usually do before work.
the way life is right now is cool cuz i can just chill without having some female call me trying to waste my time to talk about complete bull shit. i go through enough shit just with the one girl so why would i go out looking for more girls to bring to my life some meaningless estrogen fuelled drama? been there done that. i cant tell u how many times ive been on the phone with a girl where i wanted nothing more than to press that lil red button to end the call.
nowadays i like to play call of duty on xbox. when im playing im so into the game that time just flies and im thinking about the game rather than thinking about all the shit in my life.
my xbox will never create stressful situations for me where i become forced to do things id rather not do
my xbox will never fucking give me shit for getting mad at it or not spending enough time with it or playing a game on my computer
my xbox will never twist my head up by feeding me bullshit in order to manipulate me for its own sadistic reasons

sorry for goin off, i just felt like venting my frustrations

anyway just do what u feel like with your life, the only thing that will EVER make u gay is sexual contact with another male, so as long as u keep the dicks and balls and jizz out your mouth and ass u good buddy

http://wedonetwork.co.uk/wedotech/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/two-thumbs-up.jpeg

GREAT SUCCESS!

food for thought
04-05-2010, 11:38 AM
:no:
i could go into an elborate analysis involving overcompensation, projected insecurities,feelings of sexual inadequacy, and possible impotence...but this is wu corp.

you guys are jizzjunkie cockmunching pillowbiting rainbow rangers. howdoyousay...fags.

haha. what ^he said.

food for thought
04-05-2010, 11:40 AM
Who ever changed the thread title is being a dick. It has no relevance whatsoever.

you gota be the most over sensitive vagina to ever walk the planet earth.

why are u so emotional about this fags thread title getting changed?

EAGLE EYE
04-05-2010, 11:50 AM
He is pretty sensitive

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-05-2010, 12:59 PM
Ya niggaz keep changing thread titles all the time, trying to fuck with the original thread starter's creativity.

And Art Vandelay, i feel you brah.

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 01:30 PM
:no:
i could go into an elborate analysis involving overcompensation, projected insecurities,feelings of sexual inadequacy, and possible impotence...but this is wu corp.

you guys are jizzjunkie cockmunching pillowbiting rainbow rangers. howdoyousay...fags.Yes, this coming from the mid-twenty year old who only talks about comics and has never talked about a woman ever. Go watch your hentai porn and shut the fuck up you weirdo.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 01:36 PM
Yes, this coming from the mid-twenty year old who only talks about comics and has never talked about a woman ever. Go watch your hentai porn and shut the fuck up you weirdo.

I love it how you THINK you know someone's personal life when you don't even have one of your own.

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 01:44 PM
I love how I talked you into posting your mutated dick. You should stop talking to me before I ruin your life completely.

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 01:54 PM
It's funny how everybody's disagreeing with my statement as if they're gonna get laid if they do. You know damn well you can't hold a conversation with a woman, and no woman is gonna look on here and fuck you because you stick up for them. You nigs be fuckin' delusional.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 02:04 PM
I love how I talked you into posting your mutated dick. You should stop talking to me before I ruin your life completely.

It wasn't because of you. It was several people. Begongo started that false rumor.

Really? Hmm. And exactly how are you going to ruin my life, Brock? Oh! You forgot to mention online.

EAGLE EYE
04-05-2010, 02:05 PM
I love how I talked you into posting your mutated dick. You should stop talking to me before I ruin your life completely.

http://terrorstore.com/images/Halloween%20Monster%20Finger%20Puppets.jpg

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 02:07 PM
It wasn't because of you. It was several people. Begongo started that false rumor.

Really? Hmm. And exactly how are you going to ruin my life, Brock? Oh! You forgot to mention online.
No, it wasn't because of me. I made three posts regarding your tiny dick, and you immediately posted it after, but it wasn't because of me. Sure. Another sadly dilusional mind with a tiny mutated dick, how tragic.

Dr. Simon Hurt
04-05-2010, 02:07 PM
^^^stop projecting lol

your fabricated personal insults about other people say more about you than anything

i thought you had a sense of humor, brock? it's not my fault you get more stimulation out of listening to raekwon than having a conversation with a woman.

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 02:11 PM
You know I have a sense of humor. Yours is in question. The only reason you are acting this way is because I dissed you by calling you "self-important". If I hadn't said that, you would still think I'm funny, but I affected you, just like I affected everybody else. And you know what? I'm not sorry. I don't care. Say whatever you want about me, I'm not gonna turn it into some eternal grudge match. Internets don't hurt me.

Fabricated? Nigga please, nothing I said was untrue at all.

Dr. Simon Hurt
04-05-2010, 02:15 PM
The only reason you are acting this way is because I dissed you by calling you "self-important". If I hadn't said that, you would still think I'm funny, but I affected you, just like I affected everybody else.
lol

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/buddy_christ.jpg

You should stop talking to me before I ruin your life completely.

hilariously delirious

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 02:17 PM
^^^http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Funny/MOTIVATIONALPOSTERS.jpg

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 02:19 PM
No, it wasn't because of me. I made three posts regarding your tiny dick, and you immediately posted it after, but it wasn't because of me. Sure. Another sadly dilusional mind with a tiny mutated dick, how tragic.

Damn, you're full of your e-self, man. You think that you are just this....God online. I'm talking to a fatass who wears an old bent rim hat, overweight, ugly, and a straight bullshitter for all things considered. If you don't believe that Bengongo started that false rumor, how about you do some research and find out for yourself.

You remind me of the weak fatass guy who's in my Chem. class. He wears an old bent rim truckers hat, he's fat as hell, he stinks, and he thinks that he knows freaking EVERYTHING! There were many times in class where he got questions wrong. He's self-esteem is shot!

Just stop thinking that you know everything, Brock because you don't, obviously. All you are at the end of the day is just another white lonely fatman typing up a Wu-Tang Clan track review.

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 02:38 PM
^^^^

I love it how you THINK you know someone's personal life when you don't even have one of your own.

Sad ignorant black man with mutant tiny dick.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 02:53 PM
^^I love how you make up you own bullshit so that you'll feel important. It's not my fault that your self-esteem is shot.

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 02:57 PM
^^^I'm sorry, i simply will not post my dick for you, forget it.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 02:58 PM
^^I never said anything like that and you damn well know it.

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 03:03 PM
haahahahaajhahhaahahahahahahahahahahaahaah

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 03:05 PM
Fuck the both of you guys. I post my shit and you guys are STILL talking smack. Whatever!

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 03:15 PM
You actually thought posting your ugly dick would make people respect you?




BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


OMG this nigga stupid crazy!

Professor Poopsnagle
04-05-2010, 03:18 PM
fuck the both of you guys. I post my shit and you guys are still talking smack. Whatever!
hahhaahahhaahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaa

!!!

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 03:23 PM
You actually thought posting your ugly dick would make people respect you?




BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


OMG this nigga stupid crazy!

You actually thought that posting Wu-Tang Clan track reviews and constantly reping yourself on a daily basis would earn you e-respect?

Cracker, you're a fucking fool!

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 03:29 PM
You actually thought that posting Wu-Tang Clan track reviews and constantly reping yourself on a daily basis would earn you e-respect?

Cracker, you're a fucking fool!
Who said I was trying to earl respect? It's just something to do to pass the time in between making fun of your tiny mutant dick.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 03:33 PM
Has the smallest dick on wu-corp^

Also has possibly shoved many items inside his urethra hence the nodule.

Why are you so in love with my penis? I'm not a homosexual.

Think of some new material, man.

Who said I was trying to earl respect? It's just something to do to pass the time in between making fun of your tiny mutant dick.

Who the fuck is Earl?}:|

beautifulrock
04-05-2010, 03:38 PM
It's the name of your tiny mutant dick.

IrOnMaN
04-05-2010, 03:43 PM
I don't know what you're talking about Magma.

Guys, it's been fun going back and forth regarding my penis and how much you want it BAD! The bad news is that I'm not gay in anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. It's your life and why should I care.

I have to go. See ya!

food for thought
04-05-2010, 03:45 PM
lol

youre clearly a flaming homosexual bruh.

why would you post your deformed dick on an internet forum domianted by male european hip hop fans?