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Lex Lugor
04-09-2010, 04:54 PM
1. “And I’m supposed to believe that Reagan was a great leader? This is who he chose as the Secretary of Education…” -Former Education Secretary William Bennett



2. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.



3. “The internet is a great way to get on the net.” – Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate



4. “Screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims.” -Henry Jordan, South Carolina board of education (when another board member said the displaying of the Ten Commandments in public schools might offend students of other religions)



5. “We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” -Colonel Gerald Wellman



6. “China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” – Charles De Gaulle, former French President



7. “The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.” – Dwight Eisenhower



8. “A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.” – Everett Dirksen, Congressman



9. “Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.” – Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery



10. “We’re going to move left and right at the same time.” – Jerry Brown, Governor of California



11. “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”-Joe Theismann, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst



12. “I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.” – Barry Venison



13. “Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.” – Alan Minter, Boxer



14. “Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.” – Bill Peterson, football coach



15. “Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.” – David Acfield



16. It’s a humbling thing being humble.” – Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett



17. “I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.” – Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player



18. “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” – Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.



19. “Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.” – Yogi Berra



20. “Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” – Pedro Guerrero, major leaguer



21. “The Bible commands that we hate.” -H. A. (Buster) Dobbs



22. “We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.” -Ann Coulter



23. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields



24. “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada”. -Britney Spears



25. “Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.” – Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman



26. “We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.” -Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles



27. “I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.” – Linda Evangelista, Supermodel



28. “A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.” – Samuel Goldwyn



29. “Are you going to ask that question with shades on?” – George Bush to blind reporter Peter Wallsten



30. “The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America’s children.” – Nancy Pelosi, on the prospect of Democrats winning back Congress

SID
04-09-2010, 04:56 PM
"every action is a key action" - Chef Raekwon

MsRzaRecTaH
04-09-2010, 05:23 PM
29. “Are you going to ask that question with shades on?” – George Bush to blind reporter Peter Wallsten -- WOW--

IrOnMaN
04-09-2010, 05:32 PM
5. “We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” -Colonel Gerald Wellman

AcidPhosphate69
04-09-2010, 05:38 PM
19. “Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.” – Yogi Berra


I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I think that was meant as a joke.

Lex Lugor
04-09-2010, 05:38 PM
29. “Are you going to ask that question with shades on?” – George Bush to blind reporter Peter Wallsten -- WOW--
LOL! Yea thats probably my favorite one hahaha and maybe the Joe Theismann one too.

Bobby_Digital72
04-09-2010, 05:39 PM
lol it was the most lustful hoe id ever had she picked me up right from the get off i went to kiss her on the cheek as a hello peck in the car and she straight went to stick her tongue into the gods grill. at the flick she kept trying to rub my dick, like the entire film, went back to the bar i work at (which i woldnt of done if i wasnt drunk but i get discount there and as i was paying for 2 its whatevr) for a bit but i was already half cut before the film, by the time i had a few more pints i just said drop me back off ill call you tomorrow (lol!)
she wasnt as chubby as i thought, she was still tight in the legs, she just got a bit of a belly

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RzaRectum
04-19-2010, 03:55 AM
29. “Are you going to ask that question with shades on?” – George Bush to blind reporter Peter Wallsten -- WOW--

Trying to contact you for.. you know..!

Tecknowledgist
04-19-2010, 11:32 AM
21. “The Bible commands that we hate.” -H. A. (Buster) Dobbs

truth

cap
04-19-2010, 06:52 PM
lol

Art Vandelay
04-19-2010, 07:46 PM
i was thinking the same thing, teck