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Lex Lugor
04-12-2010, 11:23 PM
A 'GROWER'
and a 'SHOW-er'?

Art Vandelay
04-12-2010, 11:27 PM
yes, a grower is when you have a little flacid dick but when it's hard it's big.

Lex Lugor
04-12-2010, 11:29 PM
ahaha good, I thought it was just me.

A show'er is essentially a male pornstar dick. Like when he hurts his ankle jogging and then the hot milf with oversized breasts walks over and comforts him by pulling his big ass soft dick out and sucking it, but when he gets hard and sticks it in its still pretty much the same size. Thats a Show'er

A grower is the awkward dood with the little wrinkled knubby but then when the tits come out he gets a boner that is actually boner cause that shit triples in size. Yep, grower. Vandalay gets a gold star

INF
04-12-2010, 11:30 PM
yes dude.we all know.I think when you first said it in the other thread it looked like the word shower.like take a shower you filthy motherfucker you stink like body odor and spaghetti-o's.


I used to know a chick that was a major slut and she had dudes summed up to growers or showers.shit was sad.


but yeah man we got you

Lex Lugor
04-12-2010, 11:32 PM
This really shoulda been a poll, my bad.

diggy
04-12-2010, 11:42 PM
Do y'all have a banana curve like Big Pun?

Or does y'all boners go straight out when hard?

EAGLE EYE
04-12-2010, 11:53 PM
First time I heard that term was in this book hahahaha

http://regularrumination.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/owen1.jpg

Lex Lugor
04-12-2010, 11:58 PM
Do y'all have a banana curve like Big Pun?

Or does y'all boners go straight out when hard?
sweet, now two polls are spoken for, shit'll have gen chat boomin

diggy
04-13-2010, 12:01 AM
Yeah.

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2010, 12:01 AM
Next Question:



Do any of these terms apply to ironman moa?

Lex Lugor
04-13-2010, 12:03 AM
Tectris moas shaft looks like vegetas neck when he's powering to super saiyan twoo

diggy
04-13-2010, 12:13 AM
How many circumcision scars do y'all have on y'all dicks?

My dick is like some chocolate-caramel flavour shit with the circumcision scar colouration differential.

Uncle Steezo
04-13-2010, 12:14 AM
his dick looks like how i'd imagine freeza's dick to look.

Lex Lugor
04-13-2010, 12:18 AM
his dick looks like he served in vietnam and hopped up and sat on a grenade to save his squad

check two
04-13-2010, 12:21 AM
Armadillos can make decent pets, but they sleep a lot.

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2010, 12:23 AM
his dick looks like master splinter's BO Staff

Lex Lugor
04-13-2010, 12:46 AM
hahahaha!
dudes cock looks like he went swatting at a wasps nest with it.

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2010, 01:00 AM
Doods cawk looks like Joe Jackson after lying in a tanning bed.

diggy
04-19-2010, 12:17 AM
hahahahhahaha

One time I saw a pic of a guy who cut his dick down the bottom of the pee tube half way through the diameter so that his dick divided and opened like a book. Hard to explain.

Bobby_Digital72
04-19-2010, 12:57 AM
I think it looks like Sagat's Chest after Ryu did a Metsu Shoryuken to it.

Edit:

Thanks to Huggah repostin I think it looks more like a frog's chin now

http://i43.tinypic.com/2cpujih.jpg