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TSA
04-13-2010, 03:08 PM
just lost my phone the morning im supposed to recieve a call that would most likely grant me a 8500 dollar loan to buy a new car

why do i need a new car you ask?
because after 7 months of no income the minute, literally the exact minute, i recieved my paycheck my car broke down for good.

then in the time span between then and now collossally shity shit has gone down that has caused me to, against my will, spend 400-600 dollars a week and emergency shit that seems to never end, with 780 topping the list.

jesus, this is fucking unreal lol. I'll probably die of a dick induced illness on national dick induction awareness day (yes homo).

beautifulrock
04-13-2010, 03:27 PM
Karma

TSA
04-13-2010, 03:28 PM
hey man scortchin diss.

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2010, 03:29 PM
lol

beautifulrock
04-13-2010, 03:30 PM
It's not a dis retard, it's a reason for what you think is shitty luck.

Uncle Steezo
04-13-2010, 03:30 PM
it happened because it was supposed to happen.


you are a perfect being in a perfect universe, everything that happens to you is for your benefit.
why?
because you are part of that universe.



repeat that 10 times and pm me in the morning.

SID
04-13-2010, 04:07 PM
What is the minimum legal driving age in ht U.S?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-13-2010, 04:07 PM
^ Haha that's how I feel about myself in between the bouts of depression and alcoholism...

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2010, 04:10 PM
Karma...


from internet eth3rz ... ohh boy

PALEFORCE
04-13-2010, 04:15 PM
thats a good thing right?

now your not 8500 in the red

Mumm Ra
04-13-2010, 04:32 PM
i actually have unbelievably good luck all the time
its pretty dope

food for thought
04-13-2010, 04:42 PM
yea i usually have bad luck or no luck at all.

and i consider myself to be a pretty positive person. in real life.

im nice to people and shit.

thats a good thing right?

now your not 8500 in the red

word. fuck debt. fuck a loan nigga.





btw, nigeria, did u get that college 'obama money' yet?

$1000 tax credit for college students.

chea.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-13-2010, 05:08 PM
just lost my phone the morning im supposed to recieve a call that would most likely grant me a 8500 dollar loan to buy a new car

why do i need a new car you ask?
because after 7 months of no income the minute, literally the exact minute, i recieved my paycheck my car broke down for good.

then in the time span between then and now collossally shity shit has gone down that has caused me to, against my will, spend 400-600 dollars a week and emergency shit that seems to never end, with 780 topping the list.

jesus, this is fucking unreal lol. I'll probably die of a dick induced illness on national dick induction awareness day (yes homo).


wow, our little derek is all grown up and dealing with the real world problems.

What up with that cable phone nigga??

Sell that beeotch on e-bay, it should bring in a 50.

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2010, 05:32 PM
The Grand Wizard is right.

Sell the cable phone mayne.

Visionz
04-13-2010, 06:45 PM
kinda hard to sale something you don't have isn't it?

11th Chamber
04-13-2010, 06:52 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FNspJQuoMzs/0.jpg

it happened because it was supposed to happen.


you are a perfect being in a perfect universe, everything that happens to you is for your benefit.
why?
because you are part of that universe.




http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/35184843/Ghostface+Killah.jpg

So you mean Derrick is the creator of all this?






http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SQ-XrhTWZ4U/SsqaaHc2AEI/AAAAAAAAAs4/gyBFE_eq-sI/s320/IMG_0864.JPG

IrOnMaN
04-13-2010, 06:59 PM
btw, nigeria, did u get that college 'obama money' yet?

$1000 tax credit for college students.

chea.

I received that too.:)

J-Cee
04-13-2010, 11:06 PM
it happened because it was supposed to happen.


you are a perfect being in a perfect universe, everything that happens to you is for your benefit.
why?
because you are part of that universe.



repeat that 10 times and pm me in the morning.

i like that......truth.....

diggy
04-14-2010, 01:15 AM
How does a person loose a phone in the first place?

Did you put it somewhere and forget?

TSA
04-14-2010, 02:20 AM
i was at ihop doing homework cause its the only place open at that time and my place is too distracting.

well, after being distracted for like 2 hours by a gap toothed bitch that knew every detail about the lives of me and my friends for the past 2 years because she had gone to a party 2 years ago where white TSA was freestyling me and wouldn't stop using her teeth as a punchline, i sent a text to another bitch with wild teeth but thick horse riding child bearing nebraskan thighs, did more work, went home, the mother fucker was gone.


i called them, went there twice and they saw nothing, some im guessing someone stole it when it's like wtf brohz, if you wanted it i could have gave it to you you fucking lower tax bracket faggot.
i hope my insurance covers a free new one, which it doesn't. wish me luck ppl.

EAGLE EYE
04-14-2010, 02:28 AM
i was at ihop doing homework

^
LOL


another bitch with wild teeth but thick horse riding child bearing nebraskan thighs


sounds mighty healthy^



.

TSA
04-14-2010, 02:54 AM
FOUND MY PHONE!

it WAS at ihop.

but yeah i remember one time there was this bitch that fuckin came to a hotel 'party' we were throwing and started stripping.

the bitch wasn't attractive, a 5 in nebraska standards which is a 3 in global standards, and had razor bump on her cooch LOL ban too
she claimed she was a stripper, yeah right LOL, unless she used that rugged scorn terrian as dollar bill velcro LOL

i bet the bitch pissed shards of glass lol, god damn, that was a fucking rugged pussy LOL.

any ways the hooker was shaking her steel wool loins in my face all awkward and white and it wasn't turning me on at all cause her pussy looked like soviet domination
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/redMOS1005_800x452.jpg


i told her to turn around when she did, poured Soco down her back and drank it as it spouted from the ass like a water fountain ELholeL! i know dude ewwwww ahahahahahh!




anyways, the point of the story is that i was fascinated by how raw this bitches calves were!

she said she rode horses, well fuck, those were some fuckin brolic german fuckin calves man! god damn! they were like 2 coconuts! i kid you not! i kept going on and on about her fucking brolly ass calf musslez cause they were fuckin the macadamia nut! HUGE

the bitch then wrapper her legs around my waist and started doing curl ups aaahahahahaha (i was standing up and she was horizoned getting her vaginal goop all over my well starched jeans.)

LOL the bitch was just brolic with the leg game, idk, it blew my mind, i think this hoe will have the same brolic leg structure, which i think is nuts.

idk man, that was a pointless story.

EAGLE EYE
04-14-2010, 02:59 AM
wuz dis her brotha?
wshhyw2O5tTi64H8Z99d


Or did whoight TSA finally reach super stardom?

SKAMPOE
04-14-2010, 04:22 AM
wuz dis her brotha?
wshhyw2O5tTi64H8Z99d


Or did whoight TSA finally reach super stardom?
wow...that was horrible........:mmmyah:

INF
04-14-2010, 04:45 AM
FOUND MY PHONE!

it WAS at ihop.

but yeah i remember one time there was this bitch that fuckin came to a hotel 'party' we were throwing and started stripping.

the bitch wasn't attractive, a 5 in nebraska standards which is a 3 in global standards, and had razor bump on her cooch LOL ban too
she claimed she was a stripper, yeah right LOL, unless she used that rugged scorn terrian as dollar bill velcro LOL

i bet the bitch pissed shards of glass lol, god damn, that was a fucking rugged pussy LOL.

any ways the hooker was shaking her steel wool loins in my face all awkward and white and it wasn't turning me on at all cause her pussy looked like soviet domination
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/redMOS1005_800x452.jpg


i told her to turn around when she did, poured Soco down her back and drank it as it spouted from the ass like a water fountain ELholeL! i know dude ewwwww ahahahahahh!




anyways, the point of the story is that i was fascinated by how raw this bitches calves were!

she said she rode horses, well fuck, those were some fuckin brolic german fuckin calves man! god damn! they were like 2 coconuts! i kid you not! i kept going on and on about her fucking brolly ass calf musslez cause they were fuckin the macadamia nut! HUGE

the bitch then wrapper her legs around my waist and started doing curl ups aaahahahahaha (i was standing up and she was horizoned getting her vaginal goop all over my well starched jeans.)

LOL the bitch was just brolic with the leg game, idk, it blew my mind, i think this hoe will have the same brolic leg structure, which i think is nuts.

idk man, that was a pointless story.


none of this happened.not even the part about the phone and ihop.


ur phone mighta been found in a jack off stall at a porn store and thats where you seen the girl at .... on a video.:nerdy:

TSA
04-14-2010, 11:03 AM
made it up to impress a 34 year old u-god lionel richie hiens 47 breed and to discuss calves.

you people are dumb.

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 11:06 AM
FOUND MY PHONE!

it WAS at ihop.

but yeah i remember one time there was this bitch that fuckin came to a hotel 'party' we were throwing and started stripping.

the bitch wasn't attractive, a 5 in nebraska standards which is a 3 in global standards, and had razor bump on her cooch LOL ban too
she claimed she was a stripper, yeah right LOL, unless she used that rugged scorn terrian as dollar bill velcro LOL

i bet the bitch pissed shards of glass lol, god damn, that was a fucking rugged pussy LOL.

any ways the hooker was shaking her steel wool loins in my face all awkward and white and it wasn't turning me on at all cause her pussy looked like soviet domination
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/redMOS1005_800x452.jpg


i told her to turn around when she did, poured Soco down her back and drank it as it spouted from the ass like a water fountain ELholeL! i know dude ewwwww ahahahahahh!




anyways, the point of the story is that i was fascinated by how raw this bitches calves were!

she said she rode horses, well fuck, those were some fuckin brolic german fuckin calves man! god damn! they were like 2 coconuts! i kid you not! i kept going on and on about her fucking brolly ass calf musslez cause they were fuckin the macadamia nut! HUGE

the bitch then wrapper her legs around my waist and started doing curl ups aaahahahahaha (i was standing up and she was horizoned getting her vaginal goop all over my well starched jeans.)

LOL the bitch was just brolic with the leg game, idk, it blew my mind, i think this hoe will have the same brolic leg structure, which i think is nuts.

idk man, that was a pointless story.


Glad u found ur phone but WTF is with this story? EEWW some chick with her vajayjay all on ur clothes..........my my my

issues
04-14-2010, 11:11 AM
how much for the jeans..

..

Uncle Steezo
04-14-2010, 11:20 AM
hahaha yall are fags.
this nigga said "rugged soviet dollabill velcro pussy that dripped glass."

hahahahahahahahahaahahha

INF
04-14-2010, 11:28 AM
he didnt say it exactly like that.if he woulda said that verbatim I woulda left it alone.This shit is a screwface jean story at best.well recited though.

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 11:31 AM
how much for the jeans..

..


lol!

Olive Oil Goombah
04-14-2010, 06:16 PM
i believe you TSA...

and IHOP is a snazzy place....

all those different flavor syrups plus those new potato dishes they got.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-14-2010, 06:31 PM
the ppl who say there is no such thing as luck probably have good luck...my luck is unbelievably shitty

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 06:34 PM
You just have the level up on luck points whenever you get the XP.

EAGLE EYE
04-14-2010, 06:38 PM
I've only been to iHop like twice, but its incredible after a full night of drinking.

BLACK BART SIMPSON
04-14-2010, 06:46 PM
ihop is pretty fuckin sick breakfast is definetly the illest fuckin meal when done right...if i was old id go their every fuckin day bcuz of their discounts nd shit..

also i like those steak breakfaast sandwhiches tht mcdonald has the seasoning or w/e makes them banging as fuck

New-Yorks-Finest
04-14-2010, 06:48 PM
shit happens

Olive Oil Goombah
04-14-2010, 07:17 PM
ihop is pretty fuckin sick breakfast is definetly the illest fuckin meal when done right...if i was old id go their every fuckin day bcuz of their discounts nd shit..

also i like those steak breakfaast sandwhiches tht mcdonald has the seasoning or w/e makes them banging as fuck

yes, the steak bagel is delicious. Havent had one in a long time tho.. the McMuffin deal is too good to pass up everytime.

Queen Of Poetry
04-14-2010, 07:45 PM
My kids love IHOP.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-14-2010, 08:31 PM
i would love lick some of that flavored syrup off various parts of your body Tekitha...seriously

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 08:42 PM
wtf is Ihop?!

INF
04-14-2010, 08:52 PM
international house of pancakes

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 08:55 PM
ohhh, we don't have dat here in NZ yet.

SID
04-14-2010, 09:04 PM
Ive always been intrigued about the american pancake phenomenon.

Like why pancakes? Syrup and pancakes and bacon and shit, sounds weird but i'm sure its fucking banging.

actually that reminds me the british go hard in the field of mixing sweet and savory

D6CLoRuvGcY
Heston Blumenthal is a scientist chef i swear...

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 09:11 PM
Even though we hardly eat dat pancake shit here, a few times I've made it it's pretty fucking nice!

INF
04-14-2010, 09:41 PM
you guys dont even eat belgian waffles? I thought that shit was Euro couture.those are pancakes

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 09:43 PM
We eat those thin pancakes around here.. with jelly and whipped cream. only time ive had thick ones with syrup was strangely enough in a place called "Classic American Diner".. theyre good tho.

Undiluted Karma
04-14-2010, 10:32 PM
you guys dont even eat belgian waffles? I thought that shit was Euro couture.those are pancakes

nobody eats belgian waffles in the UK, elsewhere i cant comment on
for real though IHOP is fucking awesome

INF
04-14-2010, 10:35 PM
oh well....what about Crepes? do y'all eat that in the UK?its not really pancake but sorta like a pancake roll or whatever.

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 10:43 PM
Crepes is what i was actually talking about... yea we eat those here.

INF
04-14-2010, 10:48 PM
yeah I just seen on wiki that a belgian waffle is not a pancake at all.I was thinking of crepes the whole time.haha

BTTR KNG KOOL
04-14-2010, 10:52 PM
yeh Crepes are teh shit. Every grandma knows how to make Crepes here.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-14-2010, 11:08 PM
oh well....what about Crepes? do y'all eat that in the UK?its not really pancake but sorta like a pancake roll or whatever.


yes, the british eat pancakes here. Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday) is a whole day dedicated to pancakes, that's when the brits go nuts over pancakes.

Living-jism
04-14-2010, 11:17 PM
oh well....what about Crepes? do y'all eat that in the UK?its not really pancake but sorta like a pancake roll or whatever.
lol, your giving the Poms too much credit! Dat shit's French isn't it?

Pretty damn nice whether you eat it sweet or savoury!

SID
04-15-2010, 04:52 AM
Yeah we got Crepes, there bangin, theres a stall in camden town that does luxury ones with banana and chocolate and shit.

SID
04-15-2010, 04:53 AM
yes, the british eat pancakes here. Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday) is a whole day dedicated to pancakes, that's when the brits go nuts over pancakes.

Where you from Trixx?

Uncle Steezo
04-15-2010, 08:00 AM
throw a lil nutmeg, cinnamon and a dash of orange zest into some aunt J mix....
you gonna need a change of draws cause you will bust a nut.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-16-2010, 04:00 PM
throw a lil nutmeg, cinnamon and a dash of orange zest into some aunt J mix....
you gonna need a change of draws cause you will bust a nut.

thats whay im talkin about.


Butterscothc morsels are the shit too.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-16-2010, 07:10 PM
Where you from Trixx?



south of the river.

SID
04-16-2010, 10:18 PM
Saaf yeah, cool cool.

I cross the river to get to my studio which is like beyond Brixton even.
Souf his cool, but i think East London is were its really at, to be honest, like the Brick Lane nightlife is electric, chilled bangin clubs, 93 feet east, FWD, nice food everywhere.

Shoreditch is the hype now though. Went there twice to be honest just some random chicks house i met at a house party in New Cross.

Your propa south though, your deep down there, what do you think the differences are between south and north London?

TheBoarzHeadBoy
04-16-2010, 10:20 PM
Haha look at this faggot.

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
04-16-2010, 10:51 PM
Saaf yeah, cool cool.

I cross the river to get to my studio which is like beyond Brixton even.
Souf his cool, but i think East London is were its really at, to be honest, like the Brick Lane nightlife is electric, chilled bangin clubs, 93 feet east, FWD, nice food everywhere.

Shoreditch is the hype now though. Went there twice to be honest just some random chicks house i met at a house party in New Cross.

was she a crackhead called Michelle by any chance?



Your propa south though, your deep down there, what do you think the differences are between south and north London?

there are no jews in south london, we too ghetto for dem.

SID
04-16-2010, 10:56 PM
was she a crackhead called Michelle by any chance?

Nah some hot indie chick from goldsmiths uni.


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